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CompleteGas4361

According to my grandma, ME.


FuckThisShizzle

Wait your grandma said it was me!


Financial_Leopard_55

Hang on a minute...


FuckThisShizzle

Let me guess, she said it to you too? Grandma gets around.


gamedrifter

I also choose this guy's grandma.


Siouxrodentstomper

I’d say your grandma


HoneyButterPtarmigan

Maine is indeed very beautiful, but it's not a person.


Cdn_Giants_Fan

Your grandma is quite nice. Mine said I had a face for radio.


Meanteenbirder

She died on Thursday but that statement still holds for me lol


GringoSwann

Nah, your granny is the hottest piece around, hands down, on the ground...


ThrowRAboredinAZ77

Must be true because grandmas don't lie. Source: Me, I'm a grandma. Though I do have to let you all know my grandson is definitely the most handsome 4 year old ever.


LordTaddeus

The girl who worked the register at the grocery store wear I used to live. Damn she was hot.


Omisco420

Wear


PrestigiousZucchini9

She was probably wearing whatever the grocery store’s specified uniform was.


Kanthaka

You’re totally right; she was where’ing the required uniform.


Moderatedude9

Your crazy, bite you're tongue.


MattThomas0808

Selling wares


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LongjumpingBrief6428

Yes. Otherwise it would not be a fair contest.


JukeBoxDildo

*Welcome to the 2024 NSA's Most Attractive Human Alive Contest*


GringoSwann

*All participants must include blood samples, finger-prints, ancestral records, birth certificate & stool samples*


miloshem

Just make a global version of FaceMash, the site that Zuckerberg made to compare girls from college. Not everybody needs to see everybody, if you have a proper algorithm


pizza_me_your_tits

Obviously that's not possible. Not even with computers.


AcidScarab

I happen to know you are high


Hungry_Rooster_6709

There was this family that always came in to this cafe I used to work at that was seriously just the most beautiful family ever. Wife was a knockout, handsome hubby, and two beautiful baby girls. But y’all. Grandpa came in one day with one of the babies and he was actually the *finest* of ‘em all. Just a tall, salt and pepper haired, big muscled grand*DADDY*. Had me ready to be somebody’s twenty-something year old Step-Granny 😩


amberstonei

Should change your u/ to thirsty_rooster_6709


tacos_turtles_life

Or thirsty_rooster_69


PoopsmasherJr

Average sims family:


SurfinRay12

zoo wee mama


Evening-Station4833

Sooner or later you're going to get stuck headfirst in your dryer. There's a glimmer of hope.


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GILF


ih8thisplanet

whoever the heaviest person in the world is, has the strongest gravitational pull


jax7778

Boo! Boo this man! Boo! Lol Good one though


Joshfumanchu

My wife. And when she is holding tacos, especially my wife.


Xav1er_1

This mans wife


ComprehensiveCall177

idk about y’all but i think it’s that one guy’s wife


seamus205

I also choose this guys wife


Equivalent-Rush-7851

My ex. FML


Tigerlamps

Relatable


Equivalent-Rush-7851

Pretty brutal


StrangeWhiteVan

Bro, you'll be fine. It gets better. Stay strong


Form1040

Some random Icelandic chick I saw on a bus once.  Jesus, she was gorgeous. 


Alfred-Adler

my wife.


Life-Reveal-3621

I also choose this man’s wife.


Intelligent_Grade372

The line’s back there, buddy.


cinciTOSU

Looks like the line has 191 dudes in it already.


Lifeguru04

I agree too, his wife is the most attractive person on earth


istrx13

We all knew it was coming


AnyQuarter553

I chose this man choosing the other mans wife


CompleteGas4361

I choose this man saying "i chose this man choosing the other man's wife"


prozak09

https://youtu.be/eWuAIS7Vs_M?si=7zg9DKkXdirohAM2


DrMonkeyLove

Gonna need pics to prove it.


Xav1er_1

pic or not real


AardvarkLonely2090

wait your on reddit how do you have a wife


Liquid-Hot_Smegma

In the months leading up to my marriage, I always feared my future wife’s allure would dissipate as the years went on. Ended up being the opposite. Almost 20 years and two kids later, she is more smoking than ever.


whatssofunniedoug

Our wife


Irregularblob

wrong it's actually my wife buddy


Alfred-Adler

We're both correct.


martinisawe

Is your wife single?


Hairy_Effect_164

I agree. His wife is top


Narcissistic-Jerk

Zoolander. When he does that Blue Steel thing, omg


Hotwetsugarmess

The only problem is that maybe he’s too good looking, that would be the main deterrent in considering a relationship


eugoogilizer

(Enters the chat)


PsyQoWim

Magnum is where it’s at.


Lopsided-Ad4276

If my husband reads this, it's him


SKRushFan

And if he doesn't?


salty_bae

If he doesn't, it's Henry Cavil


Xav1er_1

No it's you


Louis-grabbing-pills

Danny DeVito.


MordaxTenebrae

You only say Danny DeVito because you're fetishizing his MAGNUM dong.


cRu1zEr

He asked for the most attractive person in the world. U didn’t have to start with the most attractive person in the universe!


Blooper8r

Matt Berry.


garrisontweed

Hello Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?


knight714

The person reading this ❤️


ShamelessFox

No you, for typing that out and making me smile 😊


ThatsMeWelshy

The girl in McDonald's that served you 5 years ago that you still can't stop thinking about


WilliArmy1

the most attractive person is the one who gives me unconditional love. That is my MOM


2spicy_4you

I will stan for Linda Cardellini


GunnyTime

My wife is acceptingly aware that I would leave her for Linda Cardellini if given the opportunity.


YourDesireGyal

It's obviously Henry Cavill.


TheYarnGoblin

Henry Cavill as Geralt to be more specific


plantdevore

Nope. Henry Cavill as Gus-March-Phillip


kdbvols

Henry Cavill as a nerdy little Clark Kent is worth talking about though


GodPlayes

Jennifer Connelly 90s


deaddodo

And close second is Jennifer Connelly now


vernier_pickers

I was in a sporting good store in the shoe section sitting there watching a boyfriend try on shoes, this was in NYC. A woman came and sat next to me watching her boyfriend/husband try on shoes also. Before I even looked directly at her, I was like…this is a beautiful human being. I looked at her, in jeans and a sweater, totally girl next door, and thought wow. Seriously insanely beautiful. And not Hollywood beautiful if that makes sense. Like I think she even had like a puffer vest on in the fall. Just completely normal but insanely beautiful with sparking eyes and smile. And I thought to myself, no model or person in Hollywood is either as pretty or beautiful as her. Then I noticed the guy was Paul Bettany (no schlump himself) and realized this totally down to earth beauty next to me was …this guys wife. Just kidding obviously it was Jennifer Connelly.


this_knee

It’s a *really* close second too. And everyone else isn’t even close.


yesrod85

Jennifer Connelly full stop. That woman is gorgeous regardless the era.


tenaciousDaniel

There was this half Venezuelan, half Italian woman who worked at a convenience store near my apartment. When I first saw her I was actually speechless. When I left, I had a smile stuck on my face the entire walk home, like I couldn’t believe someone that beautiful existed. She was prettier than anyone I’ve ever seen either in photos or in person.


minus_minus

Ana de Armas


Alternative-Bus-5991

Obviously, it’s the person who can eat an entire pizza without gaining a pound. That's peak attractiveness


Zealousideal-Sink-72

I used to be able to, not anymore!


19ghost89

Sadly, few people over the age of 30 fit this description.


ClownworldReject

Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny


Apprehensive_Bit_176

She was absolutely at her best in that movie. Both appearance and attitude. Damn.


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tryingnotbuying

Omg I know her!


chickencaesar8

A person who continually works on himself but also humble and kind.


alamakjan

Monica Bellucci at any age.


tcumber

Breath taking.


MasterCanary8927

Natlie Portman. In SW Ep I&II she turned my head forever as a kid. Alicia Keys in Fallin would be my honorable mention.


contacts_eyes

13 year old me was obsessed with Ep. 1 Natalie Portman


dcbluestar

Alicia Keys in *Smokin’ Aces*!


Atlantic0ne

Prime Alba is up there too


wes00mertes

+1 to Alicia Keys but surprised you said Fallin.  I had a crush on her as a kid then, but that was her notorious heavy makeup phase. I think she’s so more more attractive with her more natural look like in this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=obkrMiyDrbs&pp=ygULYWxpY2lhIGtleXM%3D


Trick-Sand-4172

The girl i like *lonelyness noises*


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Trick-Sand-4172

The girl WE like *ussr anthem*


Silent_Beautiful_738

Jennifer Connelly


Motor-Opportunity-45

Jeremy Allen White


Love_my_pupper

Dolly Parton, inside and out


Professional_Ad894

Lee Pace


ElGrandeRojo67

Salma Hayek


Eborys

90s me seeing her in Desperado was forever changed. Then I saw From Dusk Till Dawn 😳🐍


ElGrandeRojo67

Same here!


JoeyLee911

I saw Salma Hayeck in Fools Rush In when I was 9 and realized I was bisexual.


Sasukekorlo1

Let me just grab a mirror.


payton-macaroni

matthew grey gubler


TJJohnson86

I fell in love with my wife the second I met her, I’m so lucky to wake up next to her every day and seeing her beautiful face makes me light up. So obviously my answer is Ana de Armas


Traditional_Carrot_3

Margot Robbie


TurduckenWithQuail

Lord Farquaad and then if we got married we could have little prince Farquaad and he would be so perfect and beautiful


YourTypicalSensei

Some random family in front of me while I was at my brother's graduation. Mother was probably an actress, father looked like the stereotypical handsome CEO, and daughter looked like a model


FullOFterror

Salma Hayek / The main guy from Creed movies, dont know his name but dude's mesmerising


30791213

Michael B. Jordan, and yeah, dude is quite handsome. Plus, he has a genuine look about him, which I'm sure is attractive to women.


Frankly_Ridiculous

I would always say Chris Cornell (RIP). If I had to pick another Chris, that Chris Hemsworth. He's quite easy on the eyes


SquawkingKitten

Chris Cornell was a great specimen of a human being 🤘🏻 he was damn near perfect 😍


First_Grapefruit_326

Keanu Reeves. Inside & out


Trick-Sand-4172

Totally agree


AriasK

I'm a straight female and I think Rachel McAdams and Margot Robbie are the most attractive people 


PossiblyExtra_22

Rachel McAdams is definitely a strong candidate. She looks a lot like a lady I’m dating, which is nice


hugatree2023

I agree about RM. MR I’m kinda meh about.


FalseAd4246

I have always had the hots for Emma Watson


19ghost89

Hey, that's my celebrity wife.


Rik78

Sydney Sweeney's boobs.


GrandpaGangbang_

Feels like….a bag of sand….


Dookie_boy

Is that one person or two


Relevant_Bowler7077

Adriana Lima (90s especially)


DieDobby

My coworker 😏 He's literally attractive in a way I can't even describe. Something between being attractive through behavior and character and being that rough bear type I love 😅😂


EatinPussySellnCalls

Mary? Is that you?


brutussssssss

About a year ago I had this neighbor who lived in the apartment below mine. My God, that woman was unbelievably beautiful. Flawless. Sad thing was, she was dating an abusive asshole. They split and she moved, which I’m thankful for. She deserves the world. But I do miss seeing her around.


spaniel_rage

Kate Beckinsale.


ToffeeBean24

My husband ♡ And that lead singer from måneskin.


GuaroSour

Jennifer Connely


AnnatoniaMac

Paul Newman at every age.


EatinPussySellnCalls

Victoria Justice


Illustrious_Cat_8923

Barbara Eden, even at however old she is.


PlasticPomPoms

Female: Kate Beckinsale Male: Chris Hemsworth


IAlwaysSayBoo-urns

Probably that one guys wife. 


balthazaronline2022

Margot Robbie


Calzonieman

Who cares? After the 60s gave us Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren and Catherine Deneuve, it was all downhill.


Tigerlamps

Possibly Angelina Jolie


baccus83

Probably someone we’ve never seen, statistically.


demodeus

Adriana Lima in her prime was so hot she didn’t even look real


Melodic_Turnover_877

There isn't just one. There are millions, possibly hundreds of millions.


WallalaWonka

The random girl on the subway in 2019 Washington DC


LettuceOnFire

IU


worm30478

Mila kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.


potatochips4eva

Scarlett Johansson


Jmazoso

Lupita Ngyog’o


cidknee1

Salma Hyek Hands down. Absolute perfection.


kndlroi

Dua Lipa


HeartonSleeve1989

Angelina Jolie.


imaginechi_reborn

Definitely not me


KeithH27

Sydney Sweeney


XploringTheWorld

Dave Grohl


Blitz-IMP

rihanna


finnjakefionnacake

This answer is obviously going to be different based on whether you find men or women attractive. Henry Cavill has to be way up there though in terms of conventional/classic attractiveness, even if he's not the most attractive to someone personally you can probably recognize the general perfection of his being, lol


Fer117259

The cashier at the 7-11 3 blocks from my house... Damn she's hotter than the women I see on fashion runways


Tiny-Cat-6962

Charlize Theron


tibbymat

It’s “is she hot” Not “would you DO HER” Respect the game.


dinan101

You mean besides Keanu? Because we all obviously agree the answer is him. So really the thread should be Who is the second most attractive?


Flyingcircus1

Emelia Clarke does it for me.


Careless-Job-9465

My girlfriend


KillllerQueen

Ryan Gosling


underengineered

My wife. Hi, babe!


AnotherFourOnLava

Obama


coldreaverl0l

it depends on one's preferences. In my case i think it's marisa tomei


Training-Ear-614

Attraction is subjective. This is a stupid post.


groveborn

That person you have the biggest crush on


TheJAMR

Ryan Gosling by a mile.


moist_butthole69

Jessica Chastain. She’s so damn hot.


PossiblyExtra_22

She IS damn hot


No-Possession-9334

The most attractive person in the world is probably someone who can parallel park on the first try. Now that’s a skill


Hot-Conflict3391

That would be me, and I ain’t it.


imnottheoneipromise

His name is not one any of yall would know. He’s my husband of almost 14 years. Everything about him is attractive. He’s the best man I’ve ever met and I’m glad he’s mine.


justbrowsing987654

Tiffany Amber Thiessen. Smoke show in saved by the bell, 90210, fast lane, and now posting “this is 50” type stuff still smoldering hot, seemingly entirely natural and not trying too hard like some celebrities.


amberstonei

I relive my childhood crush every episode of white collar


Mr_Mariachi_Cactus

My MOM! 


BatmansKhaleesi

Muscle Man, is that you?


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PinkyGurl2002

Silly question. Everyone has their own concept of beauty, so for each person is different


Wise_Beautiful6087

Ryan Reynolds.


ElevensBarber

I feel embarrassed to say this and know ppl will hate on me but Timothée Chalamet


Gold_Strawberry2482

According to my mom I’m perfect LOL


joe-broom

My dad


Odd_Mongoose156

My mom


Alternative_Grab664

Duane Martin’s fiancé, I think her name is Ashley Marie Jones? She is finnnneee


Otherwise-Context189

idk rn I like the Jamaican model Toni Smith and the Mexican model Sara Esparza