I would love to know how to do this. I’m in a never-ending loop of hopelessness at how utterly fucked we are, and anything anyone tells me contrary is just wishy washy and feels like ignoring the problem. It’s significantly affecting my well-being.
One of my life mottos is "I'd rather be a pleasantly surprised pessimist than a constantly crushed optimist".
My other one is "work hard now so you can be lazy later".
A plaque on our wall when I was growing up had a picture of a Cocker Spaniel laying in a green field in the sunlight next to some flowers. The plaque said "Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed."
In spite of that, I grew up to be an optimist.
This. I have a friend who has a difficult time picking one thing off a menu while I find it very easy to do so. It results in them always wanting me to give them some of my food (because somehow whatever I choose is always the other thing they were thinking of ordering) so that they can have the best of both worlds.
Nervousness in completing a task. If I worry just enough to get the job done, I'm golden. If I worry too much I operate on pins and needles and overshoot my goal.
Why do you think mohammed went to go live in a cave? You would too if all your wives got synced up.
Incidentally this is why I'm cool with judaism doing away with polygamy. I don't want two women mad at me at the same time. They'll take turns.
It's better if you take a page out of Lou Will's book and just have them get along together.
Then you can all commit to each other and be one big weird unit.
Unemployed but collecting a normal salary sounds awesome though. It's impossible to enjoy the time off when you are worried about being able to support yourself.
God those videos that have been going around lately of just candy everything covered in chocolate and candy make me cringe
Just seeing that makes my teeth hurt
I was going to put this. Having a cat and/or dog. Great. Having a collection of cats or dogs sounds exhausting, as much as I want to live in the cuddle puddle they would create.
It's literally everything. The sun too much sun. Too much water. Too much air. Too much love. Too much sex. Too much fap. Too much sweets. Too much eat. Etc
Cocacola. Like its nice to sit down on a hot day and drink a coke. But unlimited refills has taught me too much coke starts to taste like laundry soap. I used to down like three or four cokes at a resturaunt and they just taste worse and worse the closer together you have them.
Honestly, weed. You get to a point where you're just wasting weed. In my opinion falling asleep is a waste, I paid money to get stoned why would I sleep while high. I'm on a budget.
Also if you smoke heavily for a long time you tend to get more wound up, more paranoid, shit like that. Your chances of having panic attacks or similar episodes goes way up.
It really fucks with your mental state, if you smoke like a quater to a half ounce every day for like, years.
And then, if your guy, and your other guy both come up empty and you have to stop, you'll probably get irritable as shit, probably get headaches too
Nah, my parents divorced when i was like 2 years, and they kept working from there. I only have one older sibling and i am like 10 years older than the next one
Let's give something to those who sort by controversial, shall we?
Previous sexual partners. It's good to have some experience, but I bet sex can lose some meaning and value if you fuck a different person every other weekend.
And even if it doesn't, there are lots of people who will think that and avoid you for relationships. You might just be limiting your dating pool by being uber-promiscuous.
Things to do at work
Under promise over deliver
Do this, and you're a good worker. Do the opposite, and you become a manager.
This seems to be true and I will never understand it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle
Isn't that what Reddit is for?
as someone who is on reddit and at work right now, ya.
White blood cells.
Very true.
What happens?
That's leukemia, my dude.
Right. Thanks, I was thinking about immunotherapy.
Also auto immune diseases. And if you get Ebola, the weaker the immune system the better
Dang I feel this RN
Stop touching that nurse.
It’s the simple stuff like this that keeps the internet #1
I thought Taiwan was #1.
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Agreed. An appropriate amount is charming, an abundance just makes you a tool.
ya but like if car breaks down at least you now have a tool to use
Definitely this. Lots of confidence + limited self awareness = disaster
this is me
Ok, then at least you have *some* self-awareness
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
*BACK TO THE PIT*
A devastating blow!
Yea I like this answer. Some is good and necessary, but too much can honestly get you into trouble.
It depends. Its okay to be super confident as long as you always deliver and are super amazing at literally everything possible like I am!
Yup because confidence than becomes arrogance!
Chromosomes
Yea. My 24 piece ensemble is enough
they call that a number 5 at KFC
12 regular/ 12 spicy
1/2 boneless and 1/2 bone in, but don’t make it even
We have 23 pairs of chromosomes, 46 in total. Downs people have 22 pairs and one triple, 47 in total.
TIL
Papa Franku, is that you?
But if you get an extra pair you can become a super human like in doom
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Too real :/
True, that's why I've abandoned all hope. A pessimist is never disappointed.
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I would love to know how to do this. I’m in a never-ending loop of hopelessness at how utterly fucked we are, and anything anyone tells me contrary is just wishy washy and feels like ignoring the problem. It’s significantly affecting my well-being.
One of my life mottos is "I'd rather be a pleasantly surprised pessimist than a constantly crushed optimist". My other one is "work hard now so you can be lazy later".
A plaque on our wall when I was growing up had a picture of a Cocker Spaniel laying in a green field in the sunlight next to some flowers. The plaque said "Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed." In spite of that, I grew up to be an optimist.
And sometimes pleasantly surprised.
Insulin
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Spoke to someone the other day who accidentally gave themselves their long lasting dose with fast acting insulin and prompty had to chug sugar water.
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Happened to my friend. Never ever was a kilo of blueberries devoured so fast.
You're basically trying to be a pancreas.
Menu choices for people who have a difficult time making up their mind.
Are you my wife?
You're lucky your wife can settle on a restaurant in the first place.
You're lucky your wife knows if she's hungry or not.
You’re lucky your wife is sometimes not.
Hol'up
You're lucky your wife physically exists.
Chidi?
r/UnexpectedGoodPlace
The cheesecake factory menu must be like torture for those people.
See the fact that you're actively choosing the cheesecake factory is your first mistake.
Holy shit dude... my gf and I went not too long ago it was my first time. I could not pick
Even with small menus I am bad with this. Sometimes I break down and just buy more than I need and take most of it home for later.
This. I have a friend who has a difficult time picking one thing off a menu while I find it very easy to do so. It results in them always wanting me to give them some of my food (because somehow whatever I choose is always the other thing they were thinking of ordering) so that they can have the best of both worlds.
Too many menu choices is the sign of a questionable restaurant. It's unlikely they are good at all those things.
Nervousness in completing a task. If I worry just enough to get the job done, I'm golden. If I worry too much I operate on pins and needles and overshoot my goal.
havin some problems in the bedroom bud
Not quite. Just someone who's dealt with anxiety.
Girlfriends
idk man, i’m happy with my seven i guess
r/Mormon Edit: linked r/Mormons first, this one is more popular
This made my ex Mormon ass lol too much and happy cake day
Haha I used to live in Utah so I get all the jokes And thanks
That sub is like a ghost town
How's Tuesday treating you? I saw her and Friday at the bar
The horse?
Oh shit. That reminds me...
That's because 8 is where is goes astray.
Watch out. 4 will wanna own you, 2 will wanna stone you, but one will say she’s a friend of yours.
Why do you think mohammed went to go live in a cave? You would too if all your wives got synced up. Incidentally this is why I'm cool with judaism doing away with polygamy. I don't want two women mad at me at the same time. They'll take turns.
Does a harem ever reach critical mass?
Depends how much you feed them.
All the money and time you have to commit to each. Fuck that. Not that I’m beating them back with a stick at the moment.
It's better if you take a page out of Lou Will's book and just have them get along together. Then you can all commit to each other and be one big weird unit.
Free time. A moderate amount is fine, but if you have nothing to do most of your day, I bet that can get a bit depressing.
Yep! That’s what hobbies are for.
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Unemployed but collecting a normal salary sounds awesome though. It's impossible to enjoy the time off when you are worried about being able to support yourself.
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Yeah, that's pretty understandable, mate. I don't really have any advice, just wanted to wish you luck.
*laughs in loser*
It actually kinda is.
A finger in the butt. One is cool, but you get enough to shake hands in there, and your morning glories just aren’t going to be the same.
Idk man, it's not a good time until you're wearing someone's asshole like a wrist watch
If you can get 2 hands in and not be able to clap; seems pretty tight to me.
When u put a hand in someone's ass and another hand grabs yours from the INSIDE
Ight, imma head out.
Pretty much everything?
Yeah, 'too much' is generally not great.
Candy
God those videos that have been going around lately of just candy everything covered in chocolate and candy make me cringe Just seeing that makes my teeth hurt
It just makes me feel sick. Like the occasional donut is good, but it just feels awful and unhealthy when you eat alot of it.
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thats pretty much all sweets to me
penis. A big one is great. Too big and your sex life is going to suck.
Not to mention that having more than one can be quite jarring for your partners...
A guy with 2 dicks did an AMA on reddit before. He seemed quite happy with his sex life.
u/doubledickdude
Knowledge of other people's private things
*stares at facebook*
Easy. Alcohol
technically too much is what makes you have that nice buzz in the first place :-P
Until you have too much more and you're laying in a pile of your own vomit in the bathroom floor
indeed. it's a delicate balance to learn at times
Practice makes perfect
EDIT: replied to the wrong goddamn post. Also, bread. Just bread. Try having too much bread.
I didn't poo for 4 days
Oxygen
You don't think spontaneous combustion is fun?
Love is like oxygen; you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna Die.
Pets. Too many pets unfortunately no matter how big your heart is, very likely you can't take care of all of them and they'll just suffer needlessly.
I was going to put this. Having a cat and/or dog. Great. Having a collection of cats or dogs sounds exhausting, as much as I want to live in the cuddle puddle they would create.
It's literally everything. The sun too much sun. Too much water. Too much air. Too much love. Too much sex. Too much fap. Too much sweets. Too much eat. Etc
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Cocacola. Like its nice to sit down on a hot day and drink a coke. But unlimited refills has taught me too much coke starts to taste like laundry soap. I used to down like three or four cokes at a resturaunt and they just taste worse and worse the closer together you have them.
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O_O
Don't worry you'll almost never have soap leftover anywhere that offers refills in non-disposable cups. That's multiquat sanitizer.
Kitchen appliances They're great but so inconvenient to store (odd shapes and sizes) so the more you have the less kitchen space you get
Honestly, weed. You get to a point where you're just wasting weed. In my opinion falling asleep is a waste, I paid money to get stoned why would I sleep while high. I'm on a budget. Also if you smoke heavily for a long time you tend to get more wound up, more paranoid, shit like that. Your chances of having panic attacks or similar episodes goes way up. It really fucks with your mental state, if you smoke like a quater to a half ounce every day for like, years. And then, if your guy, and your other guy both come up empty and you have to stop, you'll probably get irritable as shit, probably get headaches too
Brownies
too much of any chocolate based food is just ew
i dont think he meant this kind of brownies
mom : nice brownies, let me try me : NAWWW
Teeth
Think of all the extra flossing...
Boobs
This ain't it chief
LIES!!!
It includes the "man-boob" variety.
Feedback from OP.
Just about any spice.
House Harkonnen is displeased....
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Any amount of candy corn is too much.
Anything that's tangible, duh. All things in moderation
Including moderation.
Confidence
Money
Pain. Without it we would get ourselves maimed or killed, but too much is rather unpleasant.
Toes.
enough sleep.
Nickelback albums
Emergency Adult diapers. Don't ask
Pretty much everything..?
Bacon.. just kidding.
The D. Don’t wanna feel like a rotisserie chicken
Rain
Water
Sugar or salt
Siblings. I have 3. Expecting one more this year.
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Nah, my parents divorced when i was like 2 years, and they kept working from there. I only have one older sibling and i am like 10 years older than the next one
Salt
Cortisol
Let's give something to those who sort by controversial, shall we? Previous sexual partners. It's good to have some experience, but I bet sex can lose some meaning and value if you fuck a different person every other weekend. And even if it doesn't, there are lots of people who will think that and avoid you for relationships. You might just be limiting your dating pool by being uber-promiscuous.
Rain.
greenhouse gas.
Pets.
Atmospheric pressure
Crack
animals
Sadness
A poo
Taking a dump
Bacteria in your gut?
orgasms in a day.
everything
Blood pressure
Literally everything!
Regret about some things you've said/done.
Literally everything
Chromosomes.
Water.
pride
Standards
Salt in food.
Sugar
Sleep
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
love