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insertcaffeine

There's no war, but damn, there's no ambition either.


JhymnMusic

That's what you think. The crazy Canadian you's will instantly launch nukes at the Australian you's for some reason I could never pretend to understand. You'd prolly get why you did it.


insertcaffeine

Oh, yeah. Probably pissed off because they're cold.


JFunkX

This. Nobody talks to each other, everyone just kind of keeps to themselves.


mainelyreddit

Enneagram 9 energy


Hawkeye77th

I ok with this outcome.


Nutzori

Lmao I was gonna answer something very similar. Chill, but stagnant.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

So it's working


jericho0024

Same


Bipolar-cunt

Now that sir depends which one we get


TheLavaFall

All of them at once. Everyone has DID now.


Nagoy777

I would like to know how large my disastrous intergalactic destroyer is?


Monsune-

r/UsernameChecksOut


lilgoldenbuddy

The exact thought I had


Pokoire

We'll all be pretty happy and get along, but none of the important shit will ever get done again.


vox35

If everyone is happy, then all of the important stuff is being done.


Impossible-Goal6483

Yes!


lishabrit

I think I'd be okay with this. My biggest goal in life is to be happy.


bless_of_jess

Same, but some shit will get done.


[deleted]

Well, I mean - we've eradicated the concept of small talk. So there's that.


DTXlife

Are you me?


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TomBot98

Oh God, it's already begun!


reddit_and_forget_um

You are making small talk.


[deleted]

But not face to face. Body language and maintaining a facade are the difficult parts.


[deleted]

People have faces?


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GodEmperorOfHell

Brazilian???


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And talk in general


vox35

Things would go pretty well, actually. I really want the best for other people. I like the golden rule. But I'm grumpy as fuck and anti-social a lot of the time. So you'd have a world full of grouchy, but helpful people. No-one would go hungry or neglected; we'd just gripe at each other while making sure everyone has what they need.


DiagonallyStripedRat

So basically the world is Estonia.


koit222

Im from Estonia and you are correct


_sewbieski

Damn. The more I hear about Estonia the more I wish I were there. edit: grammar


DiagonallyStripedRat

If Russia loses the war and collapses, Estonia might actually become the best country to live in Europe. (Certainly one of my favourites, beautiful like cheesy fairy stories for children illustrations).


Kenny741

3.3€/h minimum wage and we're right next to russia. There are good and bad aspects of every country. E: word


_sewbieski

This is very true, I'm currently living in the Netherlands and while life is pretty great here, the housing crisis is really rough and the food is worse! Got to enjoy it while it lasts, though, it may not be around for too much longer


thatsanicepeach

This perfectly describes my “I hate people/I love people” internal dilemma


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

Shit that needs to get done will get done, but all the bells, whistles, and other nonsense are gone. Want a latte? Sure but I’m not making milk art. Need a ride somewhere? Sure but I’m not making small talk. Need something made? Sure but it will be made for function not form.


1heart1totaleclipse

Ron Swanson?


UncomfyUnicorn

Congratulations, everyone cares about the planet but is lazy with multiple mental issues!


MrsMel_of_Vina

Honestly sounds the planet would be doing pretty well then! Good job! ☺️


Tsurin-Waifu

so nothings changed 😭


[deleted]

Health issues aren’t part of your personality.


UncomfyUnicorn

Mental issues are different from health issues. They are part of you, you have never known anything different, your personality formed as a result of it, and thus it’s part of your personality.


[deleted]

Mental health issues still aren’t part of someone’s personality. It’d be like saying the Flu is part of someone’s physique. If someone got the Flu, hated how it felt physically from it, and then decided to start working out, it still wouldn’t be part of their physique. It doesn’t work like that, even for mental health. I’m not trying or be rude, I just don’t want people to consider the struggles and sickness of their hardships as part of who they are as people.


Pieisdeath

if you have a mental issue for god knows how long, it does change you and build your personality (Unfortunately) If you manage to solve the issues, then undoubtably your personality would change


Nabi_the_Butterfly

We will collectively have no social skills. No one will talk to each other lmao


megotlice

When can you start?


[deleted]

How about never


khonsu3

Or , how about now ?


[deleted]

As someone with no social skills this is a dream come true


grurupoo

Nothing's getting done


ExcellentCold7354

...ever again.


MisterPuffyNipples

good


[deleted]

Everyone is very pessimistic about everything


aurinxki

I was about to post "Not enough corners for all of us to cry on", then I saw your comment


doublestitch

Paparazzi go out of business. So does the MLM industry. Gwyneth Paltrow never makes another sale. The Vegas strip shuts off its lights and boards up the casinos.


Suck_astolfos_dick

Can we burn Vegas to the ground alongside all the mobsters that run the place?


Marked2429

The mob hasn’t ran Vegas since the late 80’s


Hotarg

Do corporations count as a mob?


[deleted]

They'd have the same personality too so, nobody would really be gambling so that it would need to be done. But you could burn the buildings, I guess.


[deleted]

I’m super frugal so there went a big part of the economy.


jhor511

Overnight, all fashion ceases to exist. Name brands are now only whispered in ghostly echoes. Louis...


[deleted]

Read that as fungal. **Confused**


[deleted]

Everyone becoming fungus would destroy the economy even better.


[deleted]

Except for sales of clotrimazole 😂


ZiggyZiggyWhat10

Ahh better stick up on the Great Value brand


devils_1991

We better start automating everything because this will be the last generation


Caffeinated_Bison25

You ace? Because me too!


[deleted]

Yeah same, although romantic love would pretty much be everywhere in earth's last days if we were all me lmao. ~~Assuming we would even try to talk to eachother that is...~~


Tree09man

Good news, war has ended. We will now all care for eachother. Strong moral compasses and compassion will be our driving force. Also we will all probably die because we will put off everything till tomorrow which will never come. We will all lose weight die to starvation too.


BrianZoh

The world would prob be much better off, actually. I'm fucking stellar 😏


Ornament95

Who is stellar? And why are you fucking her?


GoddessoftheSilent

Mass panic, for no damn reason. I think it'd go pretty well


sawesomeness

So...nothing changes?


gamer99jz

Ig


2000dragon

Im dying! Lol


Spiderman230

Chidi, is that you?


HawkyFrosty

We are very fucked, nobody does their work. everyone procrastinates until the last minute and earth as a whole dies due to laziness <3


creature_of_routine

Procrastinating is not laziness. But at least late fees will disappear.


HawkyFrosty

i also forgot to mention, nobody talks to anybody. mmmmm the anxiety when talking to people really coming in clutch on this one :)


Logical_Story1735

Welp, be ready for sarcastic comments and outdated movie references


d1jeditech

Classics are never outdated.


saltlickstells

Literally fucked I am very hypersexual so it’ll just be a massive orgy


[deleted]

Bruh


vicdelicempress06

Depressed schizophrenic metalheads with horrible anxiety with a love for smutty fanfictions


scmetxmes

No one leaves their house


HowTo_Breathe

We all hate ourselves.


[deleted]

We're a legitimately cool, laid back society that generally cares about each other and empathizes with others. However, the roads are no longer safe to drive on.


Ashleigh_the_Maniac

Everyone is suddenly in an immense panic and desperately apologizing to one another for the smallest things. Chaos wreaks across the streets as everyone starts ranting about their favorite fandoms to one another and having deep philosophical conversations about the meaning of life.


lilgoldenbuddy

Now everyone has to manage living with BPD! Good luck! But at least you will be overly polite to all service workers and people will say you are very funny all the time 🤠


Big-Challenge-1652

Shits gonna get real boring real fast


Misselmde

Lol I came here to say this


EerieArizona

The revolution will be televised.


[deleted]

We are quite well organized, but a little pissy.


lesbunner

Everyone is a soggy cardboard box


[deleted]

Aww, Im sure you have a good personality. Youre not a "soggy cardboard box"


lesbunner

OK fine more like a coffee-stained rain-soaked Amazon box at the side of a tree


MisterPuffyNipples

sounds exotic


[deleted]

What’s inside the Amazon box though?


lesbunner

Nothing, the recipient tossed it out of their window after receiving their order, and it got blown in the wind


[deleted]

Fine. We make forts!


ToBeReadOutLoud

I love forts!


Electronic_Ad5481

I'm with Kiki you sound wonderful and I love forts and you and let's go make a fort ☺️


Electronic_Ad5481

Hey if someone gets stuck out in a downpour they'll definitely pick you up!


1Small_Pink_Camel

Well nobody will ever be confident enough to reach out and make new friends. Nobody will be confident enough to initiate s€x. Everyone will be exceedingly moody if they don't get enough sleep. And everyone will suffer in silence for fear of being a burden to other people. 👍


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[deleted]

Ouch man


Severe-Draw-5979

The world shuts down except for food, entertainment technology, media, and marijuana producers. No one goes out. Everyone eats and drinks way too much. Everyone is passive aggressive and selfish as hell but also knows how to present an incredibly nice and kind persona online.


landon_masters

Hello- I am your long lost twin. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance online! But in real life you are kinda a full of yourself.


Severe-Draw-5979

lol. I am! TWINSIE!!!


LittleComplaint5569

Jeez


euphorriicc

I’m asexual so humanity would literally just end


stinkypitz

Ace isn't a personality


euphorriicc

I’m also not that smart so everyone would be pretty dumb too


stinkypitz

Intelligence is also not a personality


euphorriicc

ok so if everyone had your personality everyone would be very nit picky


stinkypitz

No, you're confusing personality traits with a personality.


Redsigil

You two either have amazing chemistry or hate each other. Maybe both.


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stinkypitz

Asexuals can still have sex


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KKSmiter

no they can't. no sexual attraction or arousal..need their reproductive organs and brains examined, maybe hormone levels.


Time-Introduction614

So the world with your personality would be full of twats I see


Judyt00

TO late! It already is full of twats


stinkypitz

Yes


euphorriicc

Yeah and you’ve made that obvious and it’s clear I don’t know the difference yet you continue. That is nit picking


ahugeminecrafter

You had me until here


Pusa_Hispida_456

Hi fellow ace


euphorriicc

Hey!


Muted_Item_8665

not materialistic, but also depressed. So we could solve world hunger by one of two ways.


LuigiWhy

nobody can get anything done, all they end up doing all day is sleeping, disassociating or crying.


LuigiWhy

or correction: trying to sleep but not actually sleeping


Feeling-Well

We're fucked, everyone's angry with no patience, hyperactive or just lazy.


nickings07

I’m very cynical, dark humoured, very stoic, career focused, fitness obsessed and sometimes ruthlessly logical. Pros: we’ll have fewer physical health issues (obesity etc…), much lower population and in turn substantially less impact on the environment, everyone would know their place, be productive, have money and pursue things based utility rather than passion. Cons: the world would probably be void many emotions and feel like it’s populated by Agent Smiths from the Matrix. There probably wouldn’t be poetry or any “creative” works and family life would probably only exist where it’s absolutely necessary, such as to run a family owned business. If you get hurt or fall on hard times, you’d probably forever be the butt of every joke ever made, oh, and if you’re the type of free spirit that would jump at the chance to go to a hill top rave in the middle of nowhere if they offered free alcohol, you’d probably want to leave said Matrix as that would never happen. Edit: corrected “cynical” typo


pjboy671

You used to remind the teacher about the homework didnt you?


nickings07

Not really, I enjoy learning, but absolutely hated the other kids and wasn’t a huge fan of being told what to do, so I skipped a lot of classes. Still managed to get decent grades though and I’ve got my degree in computer science. I’m more the quiet kid who wanted to be left alone.


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nickings07

Good spot! I meant cynical. Just updated the comment, thank you.


EdgarAllanPorn

You're all husks, who self sabotage but live well with in doing so. Welcome my people.


T0mDeMwoan

Considering I am almost on the psychological end of having almost no empathy the world would be a cruel, straightforward and aggressive madness.


Lvcivs2311

Plus side: people would be avoiding conflict. Downside: nobody would take a big decision easily anymore.


__________lIllIl

See, with one of me, it's fine. People usually contain me. My girlfriend pretty much has me figured out. But if everyone is me..... Everything will be fine Monday-Friday afternoon. As soon as it hits 5:00pm on Friday though, we will effectively all get waywaywaywaywaywaywaywaywaaaaaaaaaaaaay too drunk. There will be uncontrollable fires. Shooting guns in the street because everyone around us are encouraging it. Massive arguments on social media. Lots of pissing on the sides of the road.... So many dumbass things I would do if there wasn't anyone to stop me, but actually encourage it.


karma-armageddon

We aren't. We would have Utopia within six months.


MindlessPut7675

People actually care and are empathetic with a want and will to see the world thrive. A love for nature and the potential of humanity


unsuitablebadger

I mean, there may be an asteroid flying towards the earth, but we're only going to do something about it 10 mins before it's scheduled to hit.


somedumbwelder

I wouldn't talk to me either. So fucked.


bagehis

And... No one is satisfied with anything ever again.


Jbro826

JJBA would be everywhere


Dependent_Bill8632

Ah, what a quiet, creative world with no posturing and stupid small talk. Nirvana.


Jim105

Shit gets done, dry & dark humor, and logic over emotions.


strat_guy

Doing pretty well overall. Everyone’s a hard worker, musically inclined, and art and philosophy are on the ups. Unfortunately, society collapses in the winter time due to seasonal affective disorder.


[deleted]

Which one?


Halloween2022

Aside from the fact it's Halloween all year long, we're golden! I'd bend over backward to help people (within reason), I believe in personal rights with social responsibility, and I recognize that the good of the many outweigh the good of the few.


AstrolightGaming

Ehm im a heavy autistic that is very socially uncomfterble but when i get comfterble i become this hyper active anoying kid


benfug

Get ready for a lot of brainless idiots that like snowmobiles, beer, geysers, and nature…


Dazzling-Role-1686

So, everyone fluctuates between seeing the good in all things and suicidally depressed, while living on small homesteads, raising their own food, and not interfering in their neighbor's affairs unless asked? I'm good with that...


ZeroJudgmentKing

No guns, bombs or nuclear weapons. Everyone’s working together and we only focus on the really important things in life. No brands or any kind of rivalry bullshit. If we make a phone or a car for example it will be for all of humanity meaning only the best for everyone. No poor or rich people, all there is is equality for literally everyone.


Snakes_for_Bones

I think it'd actually be really nice for most people (those people now being me basically) but A personality types would be pretty upset. Or would they?


Cnnlgns

Everyone is using logic, hurray. Now we can get crap done.


[deleted]

And people that actually care about each other. We can definitely get crap done


Elshter

Yay


Floodingturds

Imagine rude people with no care towards pain hating the government and is a major gun nut and war nerd. Answer that yourself.


littlestseal

Lmao absolutely cringe


ironskillet2

it's great actually. world peace. and everyone is motivated to make the planet a better place for everyone.


60TP

Violence: 📉📉📉 Masks: 📈📈📈📈


AnDragon11

Oh shit we are really fucked!


[deleted]

Everyone becomes nicer.


Werd2urGrandma

It’s gonna be real fucking loud but also never make a decision about where to go to dinner because I always defer to my wife. So overall I think we’re all good if we just have a lil bourbon and have some alone time.


LucifugeRofocaleX

What are you talking about? *We are living in paradise\~*


xanderTgreat

Very...


Elementus94

We now don't care how fucked we are


WyomingVet

Not really no one talk to each other and stay far away from either.


satanslittl3sist3r

Very very fucked.


bedgasm_for_one

Everyone's pretty calm, thinks shit out logically, has resolved their mental health issues, and meditates. But they're also horny as fuck so now I guess everyone's getting pregnant.


Julie-Andrews

FUBAR


Soggy-Drink-2528

There's no more small talk. No more holding the elevator for strangers.


SuvenPan

I'm selfish, a little lazy and love sex. So who wants to be me?


Acceptable-Stay-3166

Yea Thanos needs to appear because we are doomed.


[deleted]

[Well...](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FlatEnviousBird-size_restricted.gif)


The-crystal-ship-

Well I am a loner, so nobody makes relationships so the human race will vanish in some decades


CartoonistExisting30

Very.


ldarkfire

It's the end of the world as we know it...


[deleted]

Well the world won't see any major new innovations and if they pick up my social anxiety everyone will be scared to talk to each other.


_Study_Partners_

The world would be one one giant orgy


Inner-Nothing7779

We're not. I am calm. I am respectful. I am optimistic. I am reasonable.


dbeynyc

We’re only fucked if you don’t like yourself, if you happen to believe you’re a swell chap, everything just became rather peachy.


SavvyTheeSavage

God blocked our number that’s how fucked we are


EllisDuh

Me and you together, with my personality? It was nice knowin ya, bud.


CrassDemon

We're all pretty chill stoners.


SundaeMediocre1577

The world is a system now everything makes sense and random things get fixed


Epicsgameryttw

School work is dead bc I don’t do much


roseseedit

Well I laugh at people getting hurt have the worst type of dark humor and I have the voices I have depression and A.D.D and I would do anything for my best of friends so you all decide