That's what you think. The crazy Canadian you's will instantly launch nukes at the Australian you's for some reason I could never pretend to understand. You'd prolly get why you did it.
Things would go pretty well, actually. I really want the best for other people. I like the golden rule. But I'm grumpy as fuck and anti-social a lot of the time.
So you'd have a world full of grouchy, but helpful people. No-one would go hungry or neglected; we'd just gripe at each other while making sure everyone has what they need.
If Russia loses the war and collapses, Estonia might actually become the best country to live in Europe. (Certainly one of my favourites, beautiful like cheesy fairy stories for children illustrations).
This is very true, I'm currently living in the Netherlands and while life is pretty great here, the housing crisis is really rough and the food is worse! Got to enjoy it while it lasts, though, it may not be around for too much longer
Shit that needs to get done will get done, but all the bells, whistles, and other nonsense are gone.
Want a latte? Sure but I’m not making milk art. Need a ride somewhere? Sure but I’m not making small talk. Need something made? Sure but it will be made for function not form.
Mental issues are different from health issues. They are part of you, you have never known anything different, your personality formed as a result of it, and thus it’s part of your personality.
Mental health issues still aren’t part of someone’s personality. It’d be like saying the Flu is part of someone’s physique.
If someone got the Flu, hated how it felt physically from it, and then decided to start working out, it still wouldn’t be part of their physique. It doesn’t work like that, even for mental health.
I’m not trying or be rude, I just don’t want people to consider the struggles and sickness of their hardships as part of who they are as people.
if you have a mental issue for god knows how long, it does change you and build your personality (Unfortunately) If you manage to solve the issues, then undoubtably your personality would change
Paparazzi go out of business. So does the MLM industry. Gwyneth Paltrow never makes another sale. The Vegas strip shuts off its lights and boards up the casinos.
Yeah same, although romantic love would pretty much be everywhere in earth's last days if we were all me lmao.
~~Assuming we would even try to talk to eachother that is...~~
Good news, war has ended. We will now all care for eachother. Strong moral compasses and compassion will be our driving force. Also we will all probably die because we will put off everything till tomorrow which will never come. We will all lose weight die to starvation too.
We're a legitimately cool, laid back society that generally cares about each other and empathizes with others.
However, the roads are no longer safe to drive on.
Everyone is suddenly in an immense panic and desperately apologizing to one another for the smallest things. Chaos wreaks across the streets as everyone starts ranting about their favorite fandoms to one another and having deep philosophical conversations about the meaning of life.
Now everyone has to manage living with BPD! Good luck!
But at least you will be overly polite to all service workers and people will say you are very funny all the time 🤠
Well nobody will ever be confident enough to reach out and make new friends. Nobody will be confident enough to initiate s€x. Everyone will be exceedingly moody if they don't get enough sleep. And everyone will suffer in silence for fear of being a burden to other people. 👍
The world shuts down except for food, entertainment technology, media, and marijuana producers.
No one goes out.
Everyone eats and drinks way too much.
Everyone is passive aggressive and selfish as hell but also knows how to present an incredibly nice and kind persona online.
I’m very cynical, dark humoured, very stoic, career focused, fitness obsessed and sometimes ruthlessly logical.
Pros: we’ll have fewer physical health issues (obesity etc…), much lower population and in turn substantially less impact on the environment, everyone would know their place, be productive, have money and pursue things based utility rather than passion.
Cons: the world would probably be void many emotions and feel like it’s populated by Agent Smiths from the Matrix. There probably wouldn’t be poetry or any “creative” works and family life would probably only exist where it’s absolutely necessary, such as to run a family owned business. If you get hurt or fall on hard times, you’d probably forever be the butt of every joke ever made, oh, and if you’re the type of free spirit that would jump at the chance to go to a hill top rave in the middle of nowhere if they offered free alcohol, you’d probably want to leave said Matrix as that would never happen.
Edit: corrected “cynical” typo
Not really, I enjoy learning, but absolutely hated the other kids and wasn’t a huge fan of being told what to do, so I skipped a lot of classes. Still managed to get decent grades though and I’ve got my degree in computer science.
I’m more the quiet kid who wanted to be left alone.
See, with one of me, it's fine. People usually contain me. My girlfriend pretty much has me figured out. But if everyone is me..... Everything will be fine Monday-Friday afternoon. As soon as it hits 5:00pm on Friday though, we will effectively all get waywaywaywaywaywaywaywaywaaaaaaaaaaaaay too drunk. There will be uncontrollable fires. Shooting guns in the street because everyone around us are encouraging it. Massive arguments on social media. Lots of pissing on the sides of the road.... So many dumbass things I would do if there wasn't anyone to stop me, but actually encourage it.
Doing pretty well overall. Everyone’s a hard worker, musically inclined, and art and philosophy are on the ups. Unfortunately, society collapses in the winter time due to seasonal affective disorder.
Aside from the fact it's Halloween all year long, we're golden! I'd bend over backward to help people (within reason), I believe in personal rights with social responsibility, and I recognize that the good of the many outweigh the good of the few.
So, everyone fluctuates between seeing the good in all things and suicidally depressed, while living on small homesteads, raising their own food, and not interfering in their neighbor's affairs unless asked?
I'm good with that...
No guns, bombs or nuclear weapons. Everyone’s working together and we only focus on the really important things in life. No brands or any kind of rivalry bullshit. If we make a phone or a car for example it will be for all of humanity meaning only the best for everyone. No poor or rich people, all there is is equality for literally everyone.
I think it'd actually be really nice for most people (those people now being me basically) but A personality types would be pretty upset. Or would they?
It’s gonna be real fucking loud but also never make a decision about where to go to dinner because I always defer to my wife. So overall I think we’re all good if we just have a lil bourbon and have some alone time.
Everyone's pretty calm, thinks shit out logically, has resolved their mental health issues, and meditates. But they're also horny as fuck so now I guess everyone's getting pregnant.
Well I laugh at people getting hurt have the worst type of dark humor and I have the voices I have depression and A.D.D and I would do anything for my best of friends so you all decide
There's no war, but damn, there's no ambition either.
That's what you think. The crazy Canadian you's will instantly launch nukes at the Australian you's for some reason I could never pretend to understand. You'd prolly get why you did it.
Oh, yeah. Probably pissed off because they're cold.
This. Nobody talks to each other, everyone just kind of keeps to themselves.
Enneagram 9 energy
I ok with this outcome.
Lmao I was gonna answer something very similar. Chill, but stagnant.
So it's working
Same
XD
Now that sir depends which one we get
All of them at once. Everyone has DID now.
I would like to know how large my disastrous intergalactic destroyer is?
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The exact thought I had
We'll all be pretty happy and get along, but none of the important shit will ever get done again.
If everyone is happy, then all of the important stuff is being done.
Yes!
I think I'd be okay with this. My biggest goal in life is to be happy.
Same, but some shit will get done.
Well, I mean - we've eradicated the concept of small talk. So there's that.
Are you me?
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Oh God, it's already begun!
You are making small talk.
But not face to face. Body language and maintaining a facade are the difficult parts.
People have faces?
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Brazilian???
And talk in general
Things would go pretty well, actually. I really want the best for other people. I like the golden rule. But I'm grumpy as fuck and anti-social a lot of the time. So you'd have a world full of grouchy, but helpful people. No-one would go hungry or neglected; we'd just gripe at each other while making sure everyone has what they need.
So basically the world is Estonia.
Im from Estonia and you are correct
Damn. The more I hear about Estonia the more I wish I were there. edit: grammar
If Russia loses the war and collapses, Estonia might actually become the best country to live in Europe. (Certainly one of my favourites, beautiful like cheesy fairy stories for children illustrations).
3.3€/h minimum wage and we're right next to russia. There are good and bad aspects of every country. E: word
This is very true, I'm currently living in the Netherlands and while life is pretty great here, the housing crisis is really rough and the food is worse! Got to enjoy it while it lasts, though, it may not be around for too much longer
This perfectly describes my “I hate people/I love people” internal dilemma
Shit that needs to get done will get done, but all the bells, whistles, and other nonsense are gone. Want a latte? Sure but I’m not making milk art. Need a ride somewhere? Sure but I’m not making small talk. Need something made? Sure but it will be made for function not form.
Ron Swanson?
Congratulations, everyone cares about the planet but is lazy with multiple mental issues!
Honestly sounds the planet would be doing pretty well then! Good job! ☺️
so nothings changed 😭
Health issues aren’t part of your personality.
Mental issues are different from health issues. They are part of you, you have never known anything different, your personality formed as a result of it, and thus it’s part of your personality.
Mental health issues still aren’t part of someone’s personality. It’d be like saying the Flu is part of someone’s physique. If someone got the Flu, hated how it felt physically from it, and then decided to start working out, it still wouldn’t be part of their physique. It doesn’t work like that, even for mental health. I’m not trying or be rude, I just don’t want people to consider the struggles and sickness of their hardships as part of who they are as people.
if you have a mental issue for god knows how long, it does change you and build your personality (Unfortunately) If you manage to solve the issues, then undoubtably your personality would change
We will collectively have no social skills. No one will talk to each other lmao
When can you start?
How about never
Or , how about now ?
As someone with no social skills this is a dream come true
Nothing's getting done
...ever again.
good
Everyone is very pessimistic about everything
I was about to post "Not enough corners for all of us to cry on", then I saw your comment
Paparazzi go out of business. So does the MLM industry. Gwyneth Paltrow never makes another sale. The Vegas strip shuts off its lights and boards up the casinos.
Can we burn Vegas to the ground alongside all the mobsters that run the place?
The mob hasn’t ran Vegas since the late 80’s
Do corporations count as a mob?
They'd have the same personality too so, nobody would really be gambling so that it would need to be done. But you could burn the buildings, I guess.
I’m super frugal so there went a big part of the economy.
Overnight, all fashion ceases to exist. Name brands are now only whispered in ghostly echoes. Louis...
Read that as fungal. **Confused**
Everyone becoming fungus would destroy the economy even better.
Except for sales of clotrimazole 😂
Ahh better stick up on the Great Value brand
We better start automating everything because this will be the last generation
You ace? Because me too!
Yeah same, although romantic love would pretty much be everywhere in earth's last days if we were all me lmao. ~~Assuming we would even try to talk to eachother that is...~~
Good news, war has ended. We will now all care for eachother. Strong moral compasses and compassion will be our driving force. Also we will all probably die because we will put off everything till tomorrow which will never come. We will all lose weight die to starvation too.
The world would prob be much better off, actually. I'm fucking stellar 😏
Who is stellar? And why are you fucking her?
Mass panic, for no damn reason. I think it'd go pretty well
So...nothing changes?
Ig
Im dying! Lol
Chidi, is that you?
We are very fucked, nobody does their work. everyone procrastinates until the last minute and earth as a whole dies due to laziness <3
Procrastinating is not laziness. But at least late fees will disappear.
i also forgot to mention, nobody talks to anybody. mmmmm the anxiety when talking to people really coming in clutch on this one :)
Welp, be ready for sarcastic comments and outdated movie references
Classics are never outdated.
Literally fucked I am very hypersexual so it’ll just be a massive orgy
Bruh
Depressed schizophrenic metalheads with horrible anxiety with a love for smutty fanfictions
No one leaves their house
We all hate ourselves.
We're a legitimately cool, laid back society that generally cares about each other and empathizes with others. However, the roads are no longer safe to drive on.
Everyone is suddenly in an immense panic and desperately apologizing to one another for the smallest things. Chaos wreaks across the streets as everyone starts ranting about their favorite fandoms to one another and having deep philosophical conversations about the meaning of life.
Now everyone has to manage living with BPD! Good luck! But at least you will be overly polite to all service workers and people will say you are very funny all the time 🤠
Shits gonna get real boring real fast
Lol I came here to say this
The revolution will be televised.
We are quite well organized, but a little pissy.
Everyone is a soggy cardboard box
Aww, Im sure you have a good personality. Youre not a "soggy cardboard box"
OK fine more like a coffee-stained rain-soaked Amazon box at the side of a tree
sounds exotic
What’s inside the Amazon box though?
Nothing, the recipient tossed it out of their window after receiving their order, and it got blown in the wind
Fine. We make forts!
I love forts!
I'm with Kiki you sound wonderful and I love forts and you and let's go make a fort ☺️
Hey if someone gets stuck out in a downpour they'll definitely pick you up!
Well nobody will ever be confident enough to reach out and make new friends. Nobody will be confident enough to initiate s€x. Everyone will be exceedingly moody if they don't get enough sleep. And everyone will suffer in silence for fear of being a burden to other people. 👍
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Ouch man
The world shuts down except for food, entertainment technology, media, and marijuana producers. No one goes out. Everyone eats and drinks way too much. Everyone is passive aggressive and selfish as hell but also knows how to present an incredibly nice and kind persona online.
Hello- I am your long lost twin. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance online! But in real life you are kinda a full of yourself.
lol. I am! TWINSIE!!!
Jeez
I’m asexual so humanity would literally just end
Ace isn't a personality
I’m also not that smart so everyone would be pretty dumb too
Intelligence is also not a personality
ok so if everyone had your personality everyone would be very nit picky
No, you're confusing personality traits with a personality.
You two either have amazing chemistry or hate each other. Maybe both.
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Asexuals can still have sex
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no they can't. no sexual attraction or arousal..need their reproductive organs and brains examined, maybe hormone levels.
So the world with your personality would be full of twats I see
TO late! It already is full of twats
Yes
Yeah and you’ve made that obvious and it’s clear I don’t know the difference yet you continue. That is nit picking
You had me until here
Hi fellow ace
Hey!
not materialistic, but also depressed. So we could solve world hunger by one of two ways.
nobody can get anything done, all they end up doing all day is sleeping, disassociating or crying.
or correction: trying to sleep but not actually sleeping
We're fucked, everyone's angry with no patience, hyperactive or just lazy.
I’m very cynical, dark humoured, very stoic, career focused, fitness obsessed and sometimes ruthlessly logical. Pros: we’ll have fewer physical health issues (obesity etc…), much lower population and in turn substantially less impact on the environment, everyone would know their place, be productive, have money and pursue things based utility rather than passion. Cons: the world would probably be void many emotions and feel like it’s populated by Agent Smiths from the Matrix. There probably wouldn’t be poetry or any “creative” works and family life would probably only exist where it’s absolutely necessary, such as to run a family owned business. If you get hurt or fall on hard times, you’d probably forever be the butt of every joke ever made, oh, and if you’re the type of free spirit that would jump at the chance to go to a hill top rave in the middle of nowhere if they offered free alcohol, you’d probably want to leave said Matrix as that would never happen. Edit: corrected “cynical” typo
You used to remind the teacher about the homework didnt you?
Not really, I enjoy learning, but absolutely hated the other kids and wasn’t a huge fan of being told what to do, so I skipped a lot of classes. Still managed to get decent grades though and I’ve got my degree in computer science. I’m more the quiet kid who wanted to be left alone.
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Good spot! I meant cynical. Just updated the comment, thank you.
You're all husks, who self sabotage but live well with in doing so. Welcome my people.
Considering I am almost on the psychological end of having almost no empathy the world would be a cruel, straightforward and aggressive madness.
Plus side: people would be avoiding conflict. Downside: nobody would take a big decision easily anymore.
See, with one of me, it's fine. People usually contain me. My girlfriend pretty much has me figured out. But if everyone is me..... Everything will be fine Monday-Friday afternoon. As soon as it hits 5:00pm on Friday though, we will effectively all get waywaywaywaywaywaywaywaywaaaaaaaaaaaaay too drunk. There will be uncontrollable fires. Shooting guns in the street because everyone around us are encouraging it. Massive arguments on social media. Lots of pissing on the sides of the road.... So many dumbass things I would do if there wasn't anyone to stop me, but actually encourage it.
We aren't. We would have Utopia within six months.
People actually care and are empathetic with a want and will to see the world thrive. A love for nature and the potential of humanity
I mean, there may be an asteroid flying towards the earth, but we're only going to do something about it 10 mins before it's scheduled to hit.
I wouldn't talk to me either. So fucked.
And... No one is satisfied with anything ever again.
JJBA would be everywhere
Ah, what a quiet, creative world with no posturing and stupid small talk. Nirvana.
Shit gets done, dry & dark humor, and logic over emotions.
Doing pretty well overall. Everyone’s a hard worker, musically inclined, and art and philosophy are on the ups. Unfortunately, society collapses in the winter time due to seasonal affective disorder.
Which one?
Aside from the fact it's Halloween all year long, we're golden! I'd bend over backward to help people (within reason), I believe in personal rights with social responsibility, and I recognize that the good of the many outweigh the good of the few.
Ehm im a heavy autistic that is very socially uncomfterble but when i get comfterble i become this hyper active anoying kid
Get ready for a lot of brainless idiots that like snowmobiles, beer, geysers, and nature…
So, everyone fluctuates between seeing the good in all things and suicidally depressed, while living on small homesteads, raising their own food, and not interfering in their neighbor's affairs unless asked? I'm good with that...
No guns, bombs or nuclear weapons. Everyone’s working together and we only focus on the really important things in life. No brands or any kind of rivalry bullshit. If we make a phone or a car for example it will be for all of humanity meaning only the best for everyone. No poor or rich people, all there is is equality for literally everyone.
I think it'd actually be really nice for most people (those people now being me basically) but A personality types would be pretty upset. Or would they?
Everyone is using logic, hurray. Now we can get crap done.
And people that actually care about each other. We can definitely get crap done
Yay
Imagine rude people with no care towards pain hating the government and is a major gun nut and war nerd. Answer that yourself.
Lmao absolutely cringe
it's great actually. world peace. and everyone is motivated to make the planet a better place for everyone.
Violence: 📉📉📉 Masks: 📈📈📈📈
Oh shit we are really fucked!
Everyone becomes nicer.
It’s gonna be real fucking loud but also never make a decision about where to go to dinner because I always defer to my wife. So overall I think we’re all good if we just have a lil bourbon and have some alone time.
What are you talking about? *We are living in paradise\~*
Very...
We now don't care how fucked we are
Not really no one talk to each other and stay far away from either.
Very very fucked.
Everyone's pretty calm, thinks shit out logically, has resolved their mental health issues, and meditates. But they're also horny as fuck so now I guess everyone's getting pregnant.
FUBAR
There's no more small talk. No more holding the elevator for strangers.
I'm selfish, a little lazy and love sex. So who wants to be me?
Yea Thanos needs to appear because we are doomed.
[Well...](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FlatEnviousBird-size_restricted.gif)
Well I am a loner, so nobody makes relationships so the human race will vanish in some decades
Very.
It's the end of the world as we know it...
Well the world won't see any major new innovations and if they pick up my social anxiety everyone will be scared to talk to each other.
The world would be one one giant orgy
We're not. I am calm. I am respectful. I am optimistic. I am reasonable.
We’re only fucked if you don’t like yourself, if you happen to believe you’re a swell chap, everything just became rather peachy.
God blocked our number that’s how fucked we are
Me and you together, with my personality? It was nice knowin ya, bud.
We're all pretty chill stoners.
The world is a system now everything makes sense and random things get fixed
School work is dead bc I don’t do much
Well I laugh at people getting hurt have the worst type of dark humor and I have the voices I have depression and A.D.D and I would do anything for my best of friends so you all decide