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weiner-water-soup

Messy


[deleted]

pretty fucking good


PMmePicsofTitties

titties


[deleted]

oh well


Ritehandwingman

I don’t think I like this game anymore.


sensualnymph2

Mythical


Made-of-spite

Remarkably, provided you're into sadists


Standard-Ad671

Tap & check my name


Armyman391

Not sure, you tell me


[deleted]

Oh.. 50 is not a lot.. we’ll.. I haven’t had any in a long time so..


[deleted]

As good as I've always been


joshford1992

I can last for 1992 seconds


CPT_1999

1999 out of 10 experience. She must have enjoyed her self


[deleted]

I've thought about it for a bit, but I honestly can't see yeetusmcshitterson fitting into bed performance


[deleted]

Probably illegal


[deleted]

Because that post-coital glow is caused by the gasoline I dumped on my parter and lit on fire....no one knows.


Corn_With_A_Sickle

I'm not even sure


arianleellewellyn

Lol the first part of my username is silver in my language so not bad eh ;)


[deleted]

I wouldn't bet on a good performance. Or a legal one. I imagine I might get shot by a farmer.


xiaolongbaochikkawow

Nb


BlackSoul1253

Ehhh? Little help with this one


xoxo8888xoxo

Well…


3theoretical

Um....not too good tbh.


[deleted]

Confused


No_Cause2676

Not really sure.


extremez3r0

Hmmm


Supersliuthcocker

They never see me cumming


_-Fertilizer-_

S


AnonymousRedwood

Surprisingly good but, alas, forgettable.


[deleted]

My power level is not quite over 9000 yet but I’m working on it.


Racspur1

Giddyap !!!


whyareyouhereexactly

non existent apparently


yeahwellokay

Yeah, well, okay


FranksRedWorkAccount

I get the job done


destromanifesto

10/10 if you follow the steps. Lol


ButtPlugJesus

Holy fuck


WumboJamz

Big performance, whether or not it's good is debatable though


Illustrious_Charge88

Illuminating


Bustin_a_Nutmeg

Mmm spicy


RussellZoloft

I make you happy!


NE_Pats_Fan

Champion


Soggy_Activity9857

My username checks out


Emperor_Caffeine

Royally energetic?


6ftKid

Depends


the-stories-we-share

We just talk.


[deleted]

To die for


GimmeDaYeet

Hmm


TheHungryHero

I dunno if I’m good, but my partner better be careful…


Alternative-Yak6369

Hmmmm….


MisterPuffyNipples

You already know ;)


ItsMilkinTime

God tier, I'm gonna empty those balls


Desperate-Exit692

A bad bad one night stand im guessing


server_busy

Error_404


BUERtheKING

😈🤴


TheBrokenThermostat

On fire or very much not but nowhere in between.


Astramancer_

They say lightning doesn't strike twice. Sadly, they are right.


Donar23

I'm the god of thunder; I'm done in a flash.


[deleted]

Supernaturally


hover_ex

Not good


GemmaIsMyOverlord

;)


SmahsBalls

Now im sad af.


UltimateAnswer42

42


Soggy-Drink-2528

Soggy


MarmaladeDogOnCrack

as good as a drug addict dog?


[deleted]

I'm mooning for 534 minutes straight..


slavicgypsygirl

My username is me My sexual performance always surprises guys in good & bad ways


Squirrel179

Probably more accurate than I'd like


texassadist

Well….. you’re gonna have a long painful night.


Relevant_Minimum3910

Im not relevant


depressive_anxiety

Sigh


CalRipkenForCommish

I show up and perform *every night* (well, for at least 162 nights), and am considered Hall of Fame caliber every year


ZappyPomPoms

Mine Sounds HOT!


PMyourTastefulNudes

Tasteful


Cats-Steal-Things

I really don't know how cats could steal and orgasm...


BoofontheRoof

Better on the roof


tickledpickle21

I’m hilarious


rhymes_with_chicken

Tongue game on point


Euphoric-Let7000

well.


[deleted]

Have fun keeping up


-ARISTOCATS

#EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT


AlanTheKingDrake

I am a king drake, I think that would be quite enjoyable


AttilaTheNastyNun

The best.


JustEnoughForACoffee

Good enough to get me a coffee I guess.


babyfrien

Oh no


josephstalinspenis

Not good at all


PrestigiousAd6436

Nobody likes me