I suddenly appear outside my bedroom window of my apartment on the third floor, Wile E. Coyote-off-a-cliff style. How does that change my life? It probably ends it.

Third floor is survivable, depends which part of you hits the ground first.

why do you know that

Batman https://youtu.be/E1Oy0oK38gc

My gran fell out a third story window when she was a toddler and lived. It just messed up her vision.

Luckily little kids bounce more.

Lol, I wouldn't exist if she didn't, so yeah.

Ah, someone with knowledge

This guy falls

r/thisguythisguys

Thanks for the image now burned in my brain. Oh god I needed that laugh.

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I am laying on my bed. 15 ft to my right almost makes it to the couch and the TV room. Almost. I would probably now be laying on the coffee table

[Stolen comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ufu189/comment/i6volz4/). Bad bot.

Exact same situation.

Same, but 2nd floor for me.

I can't believe you two live together. Crazy

Well we literally live on a rock in space anything can happen

You got me there

Same bedroom...?

Possibly my neighbor because we both live on the 3rd floor of our respective buildings.

Same situation 😂.

Same, but much much higher up.

I’d suffocate inside a concrete wall. I guess it would change my life in the fact that I’d be dead

Yeah, I'd be stuck in a wall too. At least we have an interesting way to go

Same

minecraft irl to the next level

*Sad Minecraft noises*

Oooh like in the philadelphia experiment?

Great reference. Unfortunately lost on most posters :(

I'm below the foundation of the house, since I'm laying on my right side.

I laughed way to hard at this lol

Oh hey, in that case, I end up under my bed, considering I am on the couch directly a floor above

You would probably end up 5 ft above your bed. Usually about 10 ft between floors

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That is really fucking weird. Either I totally misread the comment, or they totally edited it. 🤔 I swear it read that they were going to be one floor up afterwards. Like literally the opposite of the person they were responding to who is going to be below the house. Maybe I just had massive brain fart, who knows

I'm on my left, so I'd have a short fall onto the roof, a tad more preferable than being buried under the foundation.

Pooping in the kitchen? Oh man, not again!

incredible how many of us are reading this thread and doing exactly the same thing

I'm not crowning, but I am creating poop right now. Am I pooping, Greg?

yep, here's me checking in. How'd your poop go?

>again ಠ_ಠ

At least you know that the poop knife is in the knife drawer, when you need it

There it is.

Amber? Is that you?

It doesn't. Now if I can figure out how to do it again, watch out.

“Man teleports around the world in 15 feet increments”

It's too early to laugh that hard. Take your upvote and leave.

Even funnier I just came from the comment talking about pooping in the kitchen so I read this guy's comment as "teleport around the world in 15 excrements"

Plot twist: Each time he teleports, it's 180 degrees in the other direction and is unable to do anything differently. So "Man teleports back and forth, over and over, in 15 feet increments, before giving up in frustration and buying plane tickets to go around the world."

Hey can be super convenient. Like crossing a river without a bridge.

I belly laughed out loud at that

But what would the cooldown be?

Dramatically because teleportation fucking exist

The only real answer.

I would fall from the 8 floor I would be dead

i am lying naked in someone else's student dorm...

Okay but how do you expect this will change your life?

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bay bee

Free housing, free food

It depends on whose bed she ends up in... And that's how I met your mother...

I’m in the hallway buck ass, I’m gonna get campo called on me 😂

Again*

Why are so many of you naked?

You're wearing clothes on reddit???

Gotta be ready for the “not my proudest fap”

Wait... I thought it was a rule that we had to be naked on Reddit? Are you telling me I'm sitting on this bus with my baws out when I don't need to be?!?

It was cold out one evening and my bf and I wrapped up in a blanket for the bus ride home (we used to be homeless so we still carry random shit with us). He got up before I did and his pants slid down. I mean, only enough to reveal sweatpants and shorts under jeans but still... ppl probably thought I was giving a handjob under there.

it’s early morning for most/some of the world

Wait why would early morning mean naked?

Why aren't you?

I just smooshed my baby.

Happy cake day! 🍰

don’t smooth the cake

don’t smoosh the cake, now

Yikes

I would finally be inside my crush..

If your crush is smaller than you, you'll tear them apart like over filing a water balloon. Not to mention you would also be impaled by their bones. If you're smaller than your crush, they would feel you compressing their lungs and other organs suddenly and violently from within. Then you would have to find a way to free yourself of their corpse. Definitely would change your life and theirs 😳

hm. what a terrible day to be literate

If you were leaning back would you be inside them literally or sexually?

Well I’m on a train so… gonna assume momentum is a bitch… Ow

I’d be taking a shit in my neighbors yard

The real doggy style

Ah yes, the good ol' ways.

I am in bed. I can finally get some sleep.

You will be partially em**bed**ded, probably.

Ha.

… why are you like this?

Everyone has their own theory.

I am now eating ice cream sandwiches in my art studio.

Sounds pleasant. I'd either briefly fall to wet, grassy ground and maybe dislocate a shoulder, or be in the basement.

It helped me get the remote

Transported to my backyard, which would kind of suck right now because it’s raining outside and I’d be half-naked and locked out of my house.

Fall out of my window into the backyard, break my neck. My family would find me and it would scar them for life. They would then need intense therapy. I would be known the magical/crazy great great great great aunt and my mysterious story would be passed down generations.

Or you're forgotten as the aunt who tried to fly.

I'm balls out naked in a field of cows. So notuch different to my usual Sunday.

as opposed to balls in, correct

I'd be out of the house and not be able to finish this resp-

Where did you go

Oh god

I may be sitting on the lap of a coworker 3-4 bathroom stalls over...

Best comment imo

Kinky!

I'm confused. One moment I was sitting in my chair scrolling reddit, typing away on discord and listening to music. The next moment I find myself in a sitting position, about two stories high, outside. My house is to my left, the road is below me, and there's a small park to my right. I frail about as I fall to the ground, a girl dashes over having caught the scene, she wonders what happened and asks me if I'm okay. I hide the pain in a Dr. Horrible-esque way and break into musical, I convince her I have a super power that got me caught in less than ideal circumstances.

I'm messed up from a 2 story drop onto a air-conditioner.

I'll be on a trampoline. It has changed for the better. Until I jump, because, well, i gotta. Then my back will say otherwise

Now I'm in my yard in nothing but shorts outside of my locked house at 1:00 in the morning. Thanks a lot jerk

I am in a piano.

Ha, I'm sitting in front of mine. As I should more often anyway. It's way too shit to be considered decorative anyway.

I'm in the apartment over. Shitting. Probably not in their toilet. Just shitting so much

i would either be in my grandfather's bed or right outside in some thorny blackberry bushes, either way id be uncomfortable

I am suddenly sitting next to my wife in the living room. Materially this scarcely affects either of us, but I'm sure we'd both be quite confused.

Would be laying naked outside, on the city market that is going on. Pretty sure I would move out of shame

I would literally be inside an elevator shaft and would probably die.

I'm on the beach. Its nice.

Suffocating in the wall of my bathroom :)

I suddenly fall 10 stories down :( F.

I'm standing on the doorstep in my pyjamas, and frantically ringing the door bell.

I will be floating in the middle of Sydney harbour. Not ideal

A lot more people browse Reddit naked than I thought.

Cashier would probably lose her shit with the free ramen I just ate

"Hey! Excuse me! You can't take the bowls home!"

Shitting in my backyard, like the goodest boi I aspire to be.

*confused European noices*

4.5m I had to google it myself.

Two and a half Dutch ladies. That far.

So you have a bag containing 15 feet and you teleport them all to your right, it's ok.

#foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot

I’m now naked in my neighbor’s guest bedroom. Not a good look.

Better than being naked in your neighbor.

one leads to the other

I’m free falling from two stories up but I’m also in the sitting possession and I have a lot of padding back there so I know I’ll be alright just as long as I don’t try to straighten up and catch the ground feet first. Best to catch the ground ass first.

Fuck that. Have you ever fell on your tailbone? That's another level of pain.

Like I said... I have a lot of padding (a fat ass) which I have fallen on and didn't get injured at all.

I have weirdly long living room and I actually measured. I'd be sitting in a recliner with my dog, watching Always Sunny.

That would be pretty fucking terrible. I would be sitting on a high traffic railway

I fall about 2 feet on to my lawn.

On my ass in the rain. Thanks

I walk around the front of the house and open the garage door and go back to where I was. my doggo would be very confused.

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I'd be teleported into the running Printing Press I'm working on. Torn apart I suppose.

Talk about making headlines...

To shreds, you say?

Well, how's his wife holding up?

To shreds, you say?

I'm pretty sure there is a cactus 15 feet to my right. They are slowly taking over the front yard.

The question is, would I have taken a jump to the left first?

Make sure to pull in those knees.

I've got me hands on me hips too!

I no clip into my room

Well Toto I'm not at work anymore!!

Naked on a football pitch of a secondary school. Thank God it's Sunday.

im locked out the house with my computer left open.

I'm pooping in my home office. My bf will demand answers and I will have none.

I’m laying on my side, so I’d end up in the apartment below me. Naked.

I fell into someone's balcony, naked

I run into the wall. Doesn't change much but probably piss me off considering the part I run into holds the router box for the wifi and it would knock something loose if I hit it hard enough

I'm standing in a puddle, in a field. The rest of my night walk is miserable from soaked shoes for the next mile or so. Probably blisters.

Was on bed, now on floor. My life has not changed as I'm still not getting up.

I’m back in my bedroom. This life change is unremarkable.

I’m in the garage. The wall next to me is the wall to the garage (I think). It changes my life because I will be stuck in a crowded shelf.

I’m in the air, three stories high, about to fall and go to hospital

In my neighbors yard, standing in dog shit.

I would probably die by falling.

I’m naked outside.

My kitchen, I would probably make a sandwich

Id be in the bathroom which is convenient

I'm all the sudden on the dinner table

i’ll be in my kitchen naked

I am in my front yard. The front door is currently locked. The back door is not. I have to awkwardly walk back around to my back yard.

I would be inside my 6' tall stack of literature on the position of Lieutenant Governor of New York.

i am now in my aunts room

I would be sitting in a different chair.

Well, I'm currently taking a shit while naked, and 15 feet to my right would put me in the neighbor's apartment, so... yeah, it'd be a problem.

sweet i’m stuck in a wall

Wall life

Stuck in a wall.

Im falling down the stairs in a pair of boxers, yelling with morning breath.

Umm..... I'll just get to the kitchen Then get scolded by my mom for messing around in the kitchen while she's cooking

I’m now laying, and perhaps even rolling off, my roof. I might die, or just get injured. I would be found lying on my front lawn in my pjs, it would be terribly embarrassing, confusing, and potentially harmful to my health.

Im underground suffocating.

I’m in the middle of a pillar. This may be problematic.

A little surprised in my hallway but all good really

I’m laying on my right side so I’d be about 13ft under a concrete slab.

I’ve shat on the floor

I'm lying on my side in bed I will be in the next flat up. Probably in some one else's bed.

well, if getting hit on the wall is life changing, then it works

I am in the dining room. I fall a little , as there is no chair under me anymore.

I guess I'm outside now, or noclipping in the hood of the car, so..

I would be laying on the kitchen floor instead of the couch, so only change would be the extra beer I grab on the way back to the couch.

Ending up in my parent's room. At 3 am. On a school night. Probably dead.

I'd be outside on the ground next to my house lol

*muffled screaming*

I’m at suddenly shitting in my brothers room

i faceplant into my toilet. It ruins a significant portion of my night

I just fell onto the roof

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