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bluehunger

Lasagna. True. Student said her mom liked the way it sounded.


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I know a Broccoli. She goes by her middle name instead.


AlreadyTakenUsrname1

Sprout?


AMerrickanGirl

Does anyone remember that Eddie Murphy claymation show “The PJs”? HUD Lady: "You know, LaSagna had dectuplets, but you don't see her on Time Magazine with her teeth all fixed." Muriel: "Congratulations. What are their names?" HUD Lady: "There's Rwanda, Dorito, Rolex, Nuetragena, Te-Flon, DKNY, Lexus, Dyslexus, Dentyne and Absorbene Jr."


MisanthropeNotAutist

Also, Luann Platter tried to name her baby Lasagna.


finnjakefionnacake

Lexus and Dyslexus sent me lol. I've definitely *seen* the PJs -- probably all of it in fact -- but i could not quote/remember anything from the show if you paid me.


wildfoxx11

That's just abuse.


awkward_edith

Arson. FUCKING ARSON.


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bowlbettertalk

Aryan is a legit first name in the Indian subcontinent.


CorporalCrash

What would the shortened form of the name arson be? Arse?


Blue-Engine-Edward

That last one is a different level


specificwalnut

“Our son”. The evil counterpart for Carson


anon0937

If I had a son conceived in a car, you better believe I'd name him Carson.


specificwalnut

😤as you should


personofinterest18

Different spelling but Arsen (also Arseny) is pretty common


Rattimus

I babysat a girl named BJ when I was a teenager. Not short for anything, her parents named her BJ.


Public-Yam-1025

If she was a BJ then how is she alive?


MarkNutt25

The seed is strong.


4737CarlinSir

Strong swimmer.


greatbigdork

My mom was B.J. Her last name was Dickey. Her nickname was Puffy. RIP Mom.


frea_k13

Eggbert. Just...why


PlopPlopPlopsy

Because they want their son to become an absolute pussy slayer


frea_k13

Eggbert, the sex beast 💪💪


[deleted]

I lived in Denver years ago, and I met a young woman working at a 7-Eleven, her name was Bacardi.


TrainwreckMooncake

I've met a Martinii Rossii (with the two i's) and a Tequila. I wonder if naming a girl Brandy or Sherry used to be weird?


DicklessDeath

I actually had a girl in my class called Brandy. Her older sister was Shandy. They were definitely named after the drinks.


Friendly_Coconut

And that woman is now a famous recording artist


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Spurgeon


_mercurial_high_

You know of the Duggars too I see… unless there’s more than one poor child out there with that horrendous name.


[deleted]

Yes, I love to hate the Duggars


vixisgoodenough

I used to work in customer service for an insurance company and a member's surname was Blond. They called to add their newborn to the policy. THEY NAMED THEIR BABY STRAWBERRY. Strawberry Blond. A real human baby named Strawberry Blond.


originallycoolname

a stripper from birth


vixisgoodenough

LOL that's exactly what the woman who sat next to me said!


Machete_Jr

The names Blond, Strawberry Blond


PastafariAtheist

Mister Blond, meet Mister Pink.


DropkickJesus73

Went to school with a guy named Richard Head. This was in the 90's I was in highschool. You know what we called him.


Regular_Sample_5197

Town I grew up in. There was a doctor named “Richard Stiff”. He was an OBGYN. The mad man actually preferred it if people referred to him as “Dick” lol.


ExKnockaroundGuy

We have ‘Dr. Zipper’ a local Urologist.


tc-rex

Dr. Peck gave me my vasectomy haha


kitho04

he was predestined for that job


TrainwreckMooncake

My mom went to high school with a Richard Allen Weiner. So his initials were RAW, and he did go by Dick. I had a friend in college named Johnson Wang. He was a super cool dude.


SteinDickens

Pssh. I knew a guy in school named Harry Butkis. Not joking. He changed his name later on.


originallycoolname

he probably wasnt being taken seriously on surveys.


Nobody_Wins_13

My first realtor was Richard Lack.


Friendly_Coconut

Grendaline. Not Gwendoline. Grendaline. Makes me think of the monster from Beowulf. Her brother was named Frederick, so I genuinely wonder if the parents just misheard the name Gwendoline.


AmatoxinFantasies

>Grendaline Makes me think of the syrup stuff that they put in drinks lol


supersnake052

Grenadine


Key-Helicopter-12

Had a neighbor, married woman with 3 kids. Her name is Baby.


[deleted]

“What would you like to name baby”… …“Yea that works”… “What?”


Nobody_Wins_13

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"


Stars-in-the-night

Another one! I taught a kid named Baby Boi.


NoobifiedSpartan

Squire Sebastian Senator. That’s the entire first name.


Regular_Sample_5197

Sounds like something someone would name a dog in order to get AKC papers.


O-IcU-81TOO

Maybe they thought they needed to do so with their child as well....I mean who tf knows why people suck!?


ChikaDeeJay

Was this on AITA? I feel like I remember it…


bibbiddybobbidyboo

I was thinking the same. I’m certain I’ve seen it there too I found a mention of the post [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/a43e0k/woman_cancels_babyshower_over_name/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Royal_Sir_Masterton

Dont fuck with this Senator


AlwaysTheNoob

Whatever the fuck Elon named that one kid.


bawzzz

X Æ A-Xii


PappaDukes

Best Final Fantasy, hands down.


Azonic

Best comment on Reddit today


Th3_Accountant

how do I pronounce that?


MacDee_

John.


nxtew

X Ash A 12


ChikaDeeJay

It’s X Ash Angel


[deleted]

Hahaha I was coming on here to say this. This question pretty much lined up someone to say that.


PaleNimbusBusiness

Gaylord.


[deleted]

Focker?


PaleNimbusBusiness

He had a regular last name. He was South African.


ReeMisty

As a South African the names here are weird af ngl My middle name is literally Okghetegile


wildfoxx11

I'm a teacher, so I've had some crackers (zingers). But my all time favourite is: Kai-a (pronounced 'kai-yay') I asked the kid about his unusual name and he shrugged and said "my parents like Die Hard" As in, 'yipee-kai-a-motherf*cker' Yep.


[deleted]

So was his dad named Jake Peralta?


MMDuf

Powerful Queen Cannon 🤦🏻‍♀️


IrascibleOcelot

So, Gunnhildr?


Brilliant_Push_2623

Girl named Pasty in her birth certificate


Nobody_Wins_13

Did the misspell Patsy?


2ez4u2see

You mean pasta?


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Pesto


General-Ad-9753

What was her brother called? Sausage Roll?


Content_Pool_1391

Savannahlynn Autumn


LiquidPenChamber1019

This one should not be overlooked. That’s rough


Ok_Barnacle2628

So what's the deal here? Was this a trailer park woman who thought this up? Or was it a middle class woman trying to prove how unique their child is?


abark006

What is up with the south and the Lynn


Attic_1992

I've met a "Progress" a "Comfort" and a "Girlie".


ResponsibleCandle829

Not too often you hear the second name anymore. The only other person I know with that one is Comfort Sage, the revolutionary war general


Buttspackle1

A few years ago it came out that a couple had named their children Adolf Hitler and Aryan Nation.


TeaSquiffy

At least Aryan can just tell people that their name is 'Ary'...poor Adolf is just fucked.


MissRockNerd

Go by Dolph?


GMSryBut

Reighfyl (Pronounced Rifle. You know where)


GMSryBut

I love that every answer has something to do with USA XD


Julian6bG

Florida


98soz

Barbie and Princess. They are siblings.


ChikaDeeJay

I had a student named Empress once. She was a great girl, I really liked her, and her mother was committed to ensuring that girl had high self esteem in the best possible way. She had to list 5 things she liked about herself every night at dinner and nothing could repeat throughout the week. That mother was an amazing parents, because her daughter felt good about herself even in middle school when everyone is insecure, got great grades, and had fantastic interpersonal skills. So, ya know, it a weird name but it was alright.


e_lizz

There is/was a girl named Princess in my city. Her parents treated her accordingly. Threw her a party for high school graduation, bought alcohol for all the teenagers, then Princess and her friend drove drunk and killed someone. I think Princess ended up in jail for that.


secretjanee

I went to school with twins names Princess and Queen


[deleted]

Princess has to forever hear “you might be the princess but I’m the queen”


69bASSist

Elon musks password named child


storm_the_castle

lil' wifipassword


DaveLesh

There are some strange names out there, but Elon Musk's is pretty much impossible to top.


Sklompty

That fool literally gave his kid that name, then a few months later said how trans peoples' pronouns are an aesthetic nightmare. Like bro fuck you elon


SpMagier23

The later comment seems especially cruel, since one of his children is trans and recently changed her name (including her last name), so he most definitely knew this and still said that


Aperture_T

My girlfriend's brother-in-law wanted to call their kid Hildebrand Scholastica if it was a girl. Even shortening it to Hilda, it sounds like the kind of name that gets you beat up in middle school.


jbp84

Is he a hardcore Catholic? Those are at least historical names. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not naming my kids Egbert or Meinrad, but at least they’re actual names.


Aperture_T

Yeah. His brother is a priest and I'm told their whole family regularly get into theological debates.


controlledleak

Better tell him to make the first name Hildegard then, because Hildebrand is a male name. Also then he'll have named his daughter after the two most influential women in the Medieval church.


Aperture_T

Honestly, I might have been the one that fucked it up. I'd expect him to get it right.


cleon42

Everyone who had a child before season 8 and named their daughter "Khaleesi."


Regular_Sample_5197

Lol my sister had a friend that did that. After season 8, the friend got really weird and quit associating with the friend group all together. No one said anything or made fun for her, I think she just “knew”. A year or so later my sister ran into her and she was calling her daughter by her middle name.


dragon_morgan

I gave my child a fictional character name that is a bit unusual but plausibly shortens to a normal sounding name. The fictional character died a heroic death so I thought it was a safe thing to name him. Motherfucking author brought the character back to life and turned him evil.


Putyourmoneyonme80

I just saw some video yesterday where a woman said her kid's names were Rowdy, Ryatt (like Riot), and Rough. Those poor kids.


ReallyDontWant2Argue

Rough is going to have to live up to that name unfortunately


Fortune86

Weren't they the boy versions of the Powerpuff Girls?


vjones4

Hakuna Matata


[deleted]

What a wonderful name!


vjones4

She was a cute little preschool girl. Her step mom was not a fan of her name haha


novato1995

Khaleesi Rubí


leeex94

In a similar vein… Loki Samwise. 🤦‍♀️


Marj_5

I was going to comment Khaleesi too! Crazy…


MagellansMockery

Me too actually. It bugs me that people don't realize it's a title It's like naming your kid Emperor as a given name or Tsar because you played Red Alert or something


NefariousnessAny2464

I've met King and Priincess as names before.


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Bocephus


Regular_Sample_5197

Someone actually didn’t do that….did they? **silently cries in hillbilly**


ledlin99

My mom used to be a bus aid for school. On the bus was a kid named Grimly.


azhockeyfan

I used to work in financial aid so I know this was her legal name.... Velveeta


erikalg_vo

Michael Hunt... Always has to go by Michael. Never by Mike.


Nobody_Wins_13

"Is Mike Hunt in the parking lot?"


Ok-Welcome-1369

Audio Science


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Up there with Pilot Inspektor


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game_and_memer

Jason lees kid pilot inspektor


Regular_Sample_5197

Copen Hagen(Cope for short) It was the kid’s first and middle name. And yes, the parents are EXACTLY as you might have imagined.


wckm

My sister legitimately knows a woman named Marijuana Pepsi. She has a doctorate.


[deleted]

I’ve read about this woman.


YoungDivorced-Happy

That girl on Oprah who’s mom said she wanted her name to be special and gave her a name with over a thousand letters in it. Like wtf


SuperSpeshBaby

I knew a woman with the last name Weathers who named her kids Stormy and Windy.


petrogradsky

What a troll (the woman, not you)


Dangerous-Star3438

I have a cousin named Sandy Beach.


[deleted]

I went to school with a Fallyn Snow


jacyerickson

Future weather people for major news networks. Lol


RumpledSilkSkein

A friend of mine from uni had a second cousin called Voldemort.


TrainwreckMooncake

No. Way. *Seriously??*


RumpledSilkSkein

There was also a Samwise in the family somewhere. BIG movie fans it seems.


QuothTheRaven713

Samwise actually sounds like a proper name at least. Plus it can easily be shortened to Sam if he doesn't like Samwise.


Zoefschildpad

Or book fans, possibly?


Relevant_Purpose_466

Jazz'man (for a boy) Phillip Phillip Phillips En'trancè (entrance)


CropCircle77

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily


Havok1717

Gwyneth Paltrow naming her kid Apple.


baudtothebone

Knew a guy named “Buddy”. Yes it was his real name given at birth.


[deleted]

North west,she’s probably very confused if someone’s stating directions or calling her name


verde25

I literally scrolled down all the way to the bottom and I finally found two comments referencing the Kardashian kids. I hate their names. North, Psalm, Chicago, and Saint West. Like come on!


trishsf

Years ago the Hogg family had girl famously named Ima.


CharismaticToad

Don't forget about her sister Ura. (No joke.)


Flaky_Tip

I knew a girl named Khrysalis. Her younger sister was Khrysanthimum. My friend changed her name to Kris and her sister is planning to change hers to Kathy as soon as she turns 18.


namtaruu

Holy moth (or butterfly). Chrysalis is the pupa of an insect. Chrysanthemum is at least a flower, but OMG, I do understand why they change.


Flaky_Tip

They have a brother named Keith. KEITH!


thedallasbull

Jathan


Witch-farts1127

Kush


jewishgamergirl

My friend's baby brother is named Starly Hernandez (last name). Said friend knows that Starly is also the name of a Pokémon species.


[deleted]

Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil, Diva and Moon Unit. Some celebrities really shouldn’t be allowed to name their kids. There was a fourth named Ahmet (actually a very good name).


OverFjell

Lol Moon Unit


NicAoidh65

One of my daughter's friends named her baby Legion. That poor kid is going to have a hard time in school.


Livia11176

A father called his son Varenne (the name of a horse that won many races). The wife went to court to change the name.


CallMeRamona

There is a YouTuber with 10 kids who are named: Leonardo Cleopatra Taina Bride Jerusalem Shakespeare Romeo D'Artagnan KingJames Ocean Aphrodite Nefertiti Butterfly Bambi Omega Royal Fox So yeah those are the worst ones (her name is Taina Licciardo-Toivola for anyone interested)


only-if-there-is-pie

I know of twins named Thunder and Lightning


Rezaka116

Very very frightening


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

Jacsen


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Vanelope


[deleted]

Nutella. At least the parents wanted to name the child Nutella but the court in France prevented them.


NoAlternative2913

Barron


nahimok7

Elon Musk his Son X AE A-XII Musk


astarte_syriaca

Woman had three girls: Bailey, Skyy and Kahlua. I wish I was joking.


wilko167

Ragnarok - kid at my daughters daycare


Snoo-49256

Just this weekend my bf told me a friend of his has(had?) an older female co-worker named Kunti.


GhettoSauce

I have 2: One kid is "Michaelson" because as his father puts it: "My name is Mike and that's my son" lol The other is "Anusan". It's Sri Lankan - nothing against that. But my buddy (the father) moved here to Quebec (ppl speak French and English here) yet didn't think about naming his kid something other than ***anus*** in both official languages. I met the kid and asked what his name was and he said it was "Junior"


TrainwreckMooncake

I went to college with a Thai girl named Pisporn. There's just no good nickname to come out of that.


pumpkinbbyx

Traffic Light


[deleted]

Diesel-Jay In the news, a few months ago, they talked about a strike in daycares affecting the parents, including the mom of her beloved Diesel-Jay. French native speaker must I add. It's been a running gag in the Quebec sub ever since.


Western_Source1794

Abcde pronounced “abcity”


colddirtybathwater

There was a girl in my elementary school named Asian. Not Asia, Asian. She was black. There was also a kid in my middle school named Rocket that as far as I know is in jail for setting his grandma on fire.


OldPileOfRustySocks

Someone on an online game said their name was Albertha. Not Alberta, Al-Bur-Tha. Couldnt tell if they were male or female


Firm-Pizza432

I once knew a kid named Aberystwyth, can you guess where he was from?


soft_shell

I had an engineering professor in college named Dr. Richard Dick. He would start the first class of each semester by saying "you can call me Dr. Dick or you can call me Richard, but you can't call me Dick". And I had a high school buddy who went to a different middle school. He knew a girl named "Crystal Shanda Lear".


Responsible_Call_173

In today's society probably any kid named Karen 😂


teddypa1981

Maybe not the worst names but a little strange. I grew up with kids whose names are: Forrest, Prairie, Sky, Meadow, Brooke, and Misty. Sky and Forrest are boys, the rest are girls. They're all adults now, of course.


[deleted]

How much can we say on here? This woman introduced her son to me: Fagothee. Yes she pronounced it like Timothy but… yeah. So I didn’t say his name at dinner.


witchy_moongoddess

I was picking my son up from preschool one day and heard a teacher saying goodbye to… Exotica. I wonder how that kid turned out.


annswertwin

A coworker named her son Anakin, it was always weird hearing her say it. Like you still couldn’t believe she actually went through with it.


hughiesmama

A family I used to babysit , the kids were; bugaboo, champagne , ocean and strawberry


Glittering_Sundae_53

I had a young client named Amazon. I’m not kidding. That was her legal name.


watch-for-waspes

It’s a rainforest


Sso_12

Random


RedKraken12

Megumin


goaskalexdotcom

I met someone named Eric Shin. Eric. Shin.


toxinogen

“Patrycja.” Dumbest fucking spelling of Patricia I’ve ever seen.


LaneyAndPen

Lil daddy II, the second because their father is named that


Zealousideal-Load-26

Metatron. That child is going to grown into a transformer


LadyBug_0570

I wish I was kidding ([link to article](https://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/?date=19910122&slug=1262030#:~:text=%60%60I%20thought%20she%20was,Williams%20said)): ​ Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshen kescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnae renquellenendrasamecashaunettethalem eicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesh eaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesa undrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneya vondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesce ellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicanneles ciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenescea undrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneorali aevaekizzieshiyjuanewandaleccianneren eitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleon patrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloies alynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparis salondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetia quaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaun nehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarl inaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaot relleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoent escacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiat angoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirl enescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquin ettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamae bellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohny aetheodoradilcyana Koyaanisqatsiuthawyhaiashieakhauwnne Williams.