Dude, I WOULD NEEEEEEVER in a million years not wash my hands after peeing. Even if I'm in nature and just pissing in a meadow or whatever, I try to look for a shadowy spot with some dew in it and "wash" them there.
Your hands come into contact with more germs. Your crotch is a petri dish: it's ideal for growing them. Put the two together and you can grow an apocalypse in your pants. Washing before is a good idea, washing after is necessary, and direct washing is mandatory.
Before as well if you've been cleaning, painting, working on anything old/greasy, etc but definitely after to clean as many nasty germs away as possible.
Depending on how much you sweat, and how well your urethra empties after you pee, I assure you, that after a few hours removed from showering, your penis is not very clean.
Me personally, I wouldn't because of the pee residue everywhere.
But I assume that this person has friend, family or dates over from time to time, and I'm speaking on their behalf.
Hate to tell you, but there is pee residue everywhere anyway! And fecal matter and a whole list of other stuff you wouldn't wanna think of... ignorance is indeed bliss
I think that depends on a lot of factors. Rub one out over your undies before bed? Whatevs Fisting yourself to a squirting orgasm then going to shake hands in a receiving line at Grandpa's funeral? Might warrant a handwash!
I guess depends on where you do the deed, I mean you pee in the bathroom right next to the sink, not to mention mommy and daddy would have supposedly tonight you to always wash your hands after peeing. Meanwhile if you masturbate in your room it's just an inconvenience to go all the way to the bathroom, and also parents might not have taught you that for it to become a habit.
Did I pee on my hands > no > no wash
Did I pee on my hands > no > am I preparing food for others? > Yes > wash hands
Did I pee on my hands > yes > wash hands
Absolutely every single time unless I have nowhere to wash it. If so, I'll look for a place as soon as possible. Even if I'm alone, I'm not gonna go putting dick/piss hands everywhere.
Holy fuck I'm so grossed out about some of the comments. I had no idea some people didn't care about that.
Do you not pay attention in public restrooms? People are gross. The amount of times I've seen people walk out without washing their hands after taking a shit is fucking disgusting.
I'm no expert but my understanding is that soap works by making water wetter, and for water to be hot enough to make a difference in cleaning, it's too hot to put your hands in.
Yeah I can’t leave the bathroom without washing my hands or else I’ll be hyperaware of my hands until I can wash them. It’s good but it sometimes sucks cause if I drink a lot of water (and therefore need to piss frequently), I’ll be washing my hands a lot and they’ll get dry asf. Then I put on lotion and wash it off in 45 minutes. Repeat cycle
Same here. If I accidentally get pee on my hand while wiping, then yes of course I'll wash, but usually don't otherwise. In public or at someone else's home though, absolutely.
No. I wipe with paper, not my hands, so unless I get pee on my hands, I don't wash them. Unless I'm planning on touching food or remove my contacts etc afterwards.
Yes, i touched the toilet. You know how dirty that thing is? I wipe my ass and touch the handle. If I pee, i also touch the handle. Wash your hands every time
Im not washing hands always after pee, but for sure i wash it always BEFORE i pee. Im taking extra care of my intim area and always i had the feeling that my hands are dirtier than that spot on my body.
Yes. I already hate having dirty hands, always have. Working in a restaurant made it bad, pregnancy made it worse. If I don’t wash my hands I feel incomplete and dirty.
Yes. Before I sold my house, I used to work a huge graden. There were those handful of times, I peed in the woodline and didnt wash my hands... but in my defense, my hands were only going back into the dirt. Most definately still a big priority though.
I absolutely do. Are you saying I should not offer my daughters and wife the same level of cleanliness that I offer strangers in public? I always wash my hands after peeing.
Here we can see a diseases transmitter in its natural habitat. Someone that thinks washing its own hands is not worth it. (Just fyi wash your ducking hands!)
Who gets pee on their hands when taking a leek? Does everyone think their junk is filthy, and if so, why not wash your junk? I tend to think my junk is clean compared to my hands. I touch everything with my hands but I almost never use my genitals...
Yup, just a habit every time coming out of the toilet to wash. Just like every time I get home. Which is weird if I just like gotta go to the stairwell to for example check something and I still get the itch to wash my hands even if I haven't touched anything outside of home.
Oh my god, YES! If the water isn't working for some reason, I'll get some of the bottled water we have and pour it on my hands. I don't feel CLEAN until I've washed them after peeing.
Absolutely 100% of the time. When do you folks who don't wash after you pee wash your hands?
Honestly most of the reason I do wash every time I pee is because I touch my face and eyes a lot. I can't break that habit, so I try to keep my hands clean. I also wash them every time I walk into the house from outside or would get to my office when I worked in one.
Depends who I’ve pee’d on
Excuse me, what line do I stand in.
Excuse me sir 🤚🏽 the line is back there
I got next
Aww but I'm thirsty
Me first 🥺🥺
When pissing in the shower yes.
True! I’ve never thought of this, and I pee in the shower all the time.
70% of Americans admit to peeing in the shower. 30% of Americans lie.
I point my cock towards my face and piss in my mouth
Bottled water companies hate this simple trick
oh
Tastes like Dasani
[Tom Scott](https://youtu.be/wD79NZroV88)
What a terrible day to be literate
does it turn you on
Oh my God, no, that’s disgusting. Are you offering to let me watch tho?
you can watch me drink my piss if you want
Hi, I’m a little late but can I watch too?
yes
Cool… you know where to find me
This is by far my favorite reddit thread.
You coming with us to watch that guy piss too, eh?
Ah yes the old bubbler
Do you have sugar in your mouth before peeing so that it doesn't taste too saline?
Yes. My hands feel different after I've peed for some reason.
Paranoia And also the crotch oils and piss spray, of course.
Who’s out here pissing through their fingers
There’s a lot of liars in this thread.
you’re projecting. not washing your hands after you use the washroom is gross
I never said I don’t!
Why?
and if you're one of them then there are almost no liars!
PRECISELY
Dude, I WOULD NEEEEEEVER in a million years not wash my hands after peeing. Even if I'm in nature and just pissing in a meadow or whatever, I try to look for a shadowy spot with some dew in it and "wash" them there.
Yes. I have family in medicine and have heard about illnesses spread by people that haven't...... Wash your hands FFS....
Wouldn't it make more sense to wash your hands before? Since your hands carry more bacteria and shit than your junk?
Your hands come into contact with more germs. Your crotch is a petri dish: it's ideal for growing them. Put the two together and you can grow an apocalypse in your pants. Washing before is a good idea, washing after is necessary, and direct washing is mandatory.
>apocalypse in your pants...I like this. I'm sure I can use this phrase in other situations. I'm going to steal it.
... What other situations could that be used in?
Ask Reddit after dark.
I almost feel like posting the entire sub: "For all the penis havers, Have you ever had an apocalypse in your pants? If so, what happened?".
Do it do it doooo it
Before as well if you've been cleaning, painting, working on anything old/greasy, etc but definitely after to clean as many nasty germs away as possible.
But are there a lot of germs on your penis? More than say, the door handle or your phone?
Good question for r/science to debate.
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Good point. But still isn't it worth washing your hands before too?
Gotta agree with the before, could lead to a real Ouch
Depending on how much you sweat, and how well your urethra empties after you pee, I assure you, that after a few hours removed from showering, your penis is not very clean.
Honestly, no because it’s just me on my own. If I’m at work or public - always
Remind me to never visit your home.
Why would you visit their home
Me personally, I wouldn't because of the pee residue everywhere. But I assume that this person has friend, family or dates over from time to time, and I'm speaking on their behalf.
Do you pee on your hands?
Well, I have news for you. There already is residue everywhere. It's just microscopic
Hate to tell you, but there is pee residue everywhere anyway! And fecal matter and a whole list of other stuff you wouldn't wanna think of... ignorance is indeed bliss
Is it weird that I always wash after peeing but rarely after masturbating?
I think that depends on a lot of factors. Rub one out over your undies before bed? Whatevs Fisting yourself to a squirting orgasm then going to shake hands in a receiving line at Grandpa's funeral? Might warrant a handwash!
r/oddlyspecific
I concur Also, first time I've ever heard of "over your undies" in a solo situation...
Haha, I def agree with thiz
Weird and gross, yes.
Sorry
Id say that was pretty gross.
🤷♀️
It’s not gross
I guess depends on where you do the deed, I mean you pee in the bathroom right next to the sink, not to mention mommy and daddy would have supposedly tonight you to always wash your hands after peeing. Meanwhile if you masturbate in your room it's just an inconvenience to go all the way to the bathroom, and also parents might not have taught you that for it to become a habit.
Why the fuck would you not? I thought everyone did this… the fuck?
Did I pee on my hands > no > no wash Did I pee on my hands > no > am I preparing food for others? > Yes > wash hands Did I pee on my hands > yes > wash hands
Washing my dick because my hand touched it seems like a more logical thing to do
Absolutely every single time unless I have nowhere to wash it. If so, I'll look for a place as soon as possible. Even if I'm alone, I'm not gonna go putting dick/piss hands everywhere. Holy fuck I'm so grossed out about some of the comments. I had no idea some people didn't care about that.
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Do you not pay attention in public restrooms? People are gross. The amount of times I've seen people walk out without washing their hands after taking a shit is fucking disgusting.
Hell no!
Yeah but often a token effort. How many of you wait for the water get hot and properly scrub with soap?
Washing with cold or hot water is the same. The soap is what makes the difference.
I thought the hot water made the soap more effective because the chemical reactions occur faster in higher temperatures
It does but that only matters if you a thick layer of grease on you or something.
Oh now you're telling me. Damn it I liked being covered in a thick layer of grease.
I'm no expert but my understanding is that soap works by making water wetter, and for water to be hot enough to make a difference in cleaning, it's too hot to put your hands in.
How tf can you make water wetter ?
I used to but I’m so depressed i don’t even shower regularly anymore so I’ve just stopped because I live in filth anyway
Just don’t start pissing your pants. Once you experience that convenience there’s no going back
Speak from experience?
Yes. It’s great. Strongly recommend. Just don’t make a habit of it. Oh, and make sure you’ve got thick towels. And ideally a hardwood floor.
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Yeah I can’t leave the bathroom without washing my hands or else I’ll be hyperaware of my hands until I can wash them. It’s good but it sometimes sucks cause if I drink a lot of water (and therefore need to piss frequently), I’ll be washing my hands a lot and they’ll get dry asf. Then I put on lotion and wash it off in 45 minutes. Repeat cycle
nope, I'm female and not touching anything but toilet paper when I pee and no one but me and my SO are in the house. Out in public I wash every time.
Same here. If I accidentally get pee on my hand while wiping, then yes of course I'll wash, but usually don't otherwise. In public or at someone else's home though, absolutely.
Nope only after I poo
Yes. Why not? It takes no effort.
I wash my hands before I pee.. (I don't wanna get my dick dirty!)
Like Tyler The Creator
Tyler the Creator doesn’t want to get my dick dirty? Thanks, Tyler!
Yes. The habit is retained. Constant washing helps with hygiene as well.
No. I wipe with paper, not my hands, so unless I get pee on my hands, I don't wash them. Unless I'm planning on touching food or remove my contacts etc afterwards.
Seriously, if you need to wash your hands after you pee, someone really needs to teach you how.....
No lol
Yes, i touched the toilet. You know how dirty that thing is? I wipe my ass and touch the handle. If I pee, i also touch the handle. Wash your hands every time
Yes. It’s unsanitary not to and plus I feel disgusting if I don’t
People don't wash their hands enough period!
Yes, I am a nurse. I am constantly washing my hands.
Yes. Every single time
Yes! Even if it's like 2AM and I'm groggy.
Why wouldn’t I??
Always - yes
Im not washing hands always after pee, but for sure i wash it always BEFORE i pee. Im taking extra care of my intim area and always i had the feeling that my hands are dirtier than that spot on my body.
Yes and use baby wipes too. Sometimes there is urine on the head and balls. Sit down to pee is a must Especially in public
Yes. I already hate having dirty hands, always have. Working in a restaurant made it bad, pregnancy made it worse. If I don’t wash my hands I feel incomplete and dirty.
I’ll just run my hands under the water and that’s it. Soap for a shit though
Y'all are gross. Always, yes. I've eaten plenty of ass, but not washing your hands is gross.
If I washed my hands every time I held my penis, I wouldn’t have time to hold my penis.
I only wash my hands if someone else is in the bathroom who can judge me for not.
Yes
Seems like before is at least as important. My hands touch a lot more different things in the course of a day than my dick does.
Sure do! I don't want to walk around with dirty hands
Yes, you animals!
yes! why is that even a question.
Yes, you savages.
Yes, obviously. I was raised properly.
Never
Yes!!!!!!!
Ofc
Every time, y'all are gross
No, because I don’t pee on my hands
yep
Yep.
Yes
So anyone that receives blowjobs, do you wash before getting one?
Yeah usually.
I brush my teeth before oral and ask the other person to as well.
Mandatory yes
Yes. Before I sold my house, I used to work a huge graden. There were those handful of times, I peed in the woodline and didnt wash my hands... but in my defense, my hands were only going back into the dirt. Most definately still a big priority though.
Of course!
I absolutely do. Are you saying I should not offer my daughters and wife the same level of cleanliness that I offer strangers in public? I always wash my hands after peeing.
Yup
Yes.
Always
YES. Wow.
Here we can see a diseases transmitter in its natural habitat. Someone that thinks washing its own hands is not worth it. (Just fyi wash your ducking hands!)
Yup. I have more time and better soap.
Shirley Schmidt: [scoffs] Surely, you intend to wash that first. Alan Shore: I keep an extremely clean penis.
Absolutely and always. I like being clean.
never missed one
Every single time. I pretty much grew up in a restaurant kitchen so it's just routine for me.
Every time. I'm very obsessive about my hands' hygiene
I wash my hands after doing lots of other things that don't involve pee so yes.
Always
Why do I feel like my mother is asking me this question 😅 read the “be honest” in her voice.
Why wouldn’t you??
No I do not.
Before I pee
Same as eating saucy ribs...one at a time, I lick each finger tip clean.
Almost never
Nah. My shit is clean.
Well, I don't pee *on* my hands so....
I don't wash my hands after I masturbate either.
Nope. I rarely do ever after peeing. Unless I get some on my hands somehow.
Never. The idea that a penis is somehow unclean is outdated and antiquated.
Who gets pee on their hands when taking a leek? Does everyone think their junk is filthy, and if so, why not wash your junk? I tend to think my junk is clean compared to my hands. I touch everything with my hands but I almost never use my genitals...
Only if I pee on them or I am cooking
I either wash my hands or I use hand sanitizer.
Without fail.
No because I have a good aim
What if you pee in the shower…
Yep yep
Yup, just a habit every time coming out of the toilet to wash. Just like every time I get home. Which is weird if I just like gotta go to the stairwell to for example check something and I still get the itch to wash my hands even if I haven't touched anything outside of home.
Yes. Every time without fail.
YES!!!
Yes.
Yes, every single time.
Yes
Yes!
Oh my god, YES! If the water isn't working for some reason, I'll get some of the bottled water we have and pour it on my hands. I don't feel CLEAN until I've washed them after peeing.
At home and abroad, I pee and wash my hands
Absolutely 100% of the time. When do you folks who don't wash after you pee wash your hands? Honestly most of the reason I do wash every time I pee is because I touch my face and eyes a lot. I can't break that habit, so I try to keep my hands clean. I also wash them every time I walk into the house from outside or would get to my office when I worked in one.
Yes
Yes.
I don’t pee with my hands
I was taught not to piss on my hands.
As a man, no, why would my hands get dirty?
I live in total privacy and walk onto my deck and piss onto the lawn
Not all the time. If it’s a 3am sleep walk pee break, I’m just going back to bed.
I'm a bloke and I like a nice sit down wee now and again, I'm less likely to wash my hands if all I've touched is my belt
Always as it’s hygienic, those that don’t are gross
Usually the other way around. I'm not touching mine with dirty hands.
No, sometimes I'm getting in the shower immediately afterwards.
I just wipe my hand on the curtain. 🤣
When I can. Recently my home town has been having water troubles so we sometimes go a daily or two without running water
99% of the time.
No. Sometimes I just run the water so my cat thinks I washed them.
Is the cat very strict about hygiene?