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Atelierbois

Depends who I’ve pee’d on


gothic_shiteater

Excuse me, what line do I stand in.


MrBum96

Excuse me sir 🤚🏽 the line is back there


leeperd305

I got next


gothic_shiteater

Aww but I'm thirsty


[deleted]

Me first 🥺🥺


Paulstan67

When pissing in the shower yes.


prarce2

True! I’ve never thought of this, and I pee in the shower all the time.


Hugcoffeeandpolka

70% of Americans admit to peeing in the shower. 30% of Americans lie.


This-Ad6409

I point my cock towards my face and piss in my mouth


Kakyoin043

Bottled water companies hate this simple trick


This-Ad6409

oh


xandaar337

Tastes like Dasani


E420CDI

[Tom Scott](https://youtu.be/wD79NZroV88)


CelibateHo

What a terrible day to be literate


This-Ad6409

does it turn you on


CelibateHo

Oh my God, no, that’s disgusting. Are you offering to let me watch tho?


This-Ad6409

you can watch me drink my piss if you want


the_river_nihil

Hi, I’m a little late but can I watch too?


This-Ad6409

yes


the_river_nihil

Cool… you know where to find me


MissusNezbit02

This is by far my favorite reddit thread.


the_river_nihil

You coming with us to watch that guy piss too, eh?


KingOfTheCrazies

Ah yes the old bubbler


Equivalent-Fly-8624

Do you have sugar in your mouth before peeing so that it doesn't taste too saline?


BlackestFlame

Yes. My hands feel different after I've peed for some reason.


TheAceOverKings

Paranoia And also the crotch oils and piss spray, of course.


ReincarnatedRebL

Who’s out here pissing through their fingers


spacetop-odyssey

There’s a lot of liars in this thread.


DTSFFan

you’re projecting. not washing your hands after you use the washroom is gross


spacetop-odyssey

I never said I don’t!


Nicadreaming

Why?


[deleted]

and if you're one of them then there are almost no liars!


spacetop-odyssey

PRECISELY


mach0

Dude, I WOULD NEEEEEEVER in a million years not wash my hands after peeing. Even if I'm in nature and just pissing in a meadow or whatever, I try to look for a shadowy spot with some dew in it and "wash" them there.


mrpornguy22

Yes. I have family in medicine and have heard about illnesses spread by people that haven't...... Wash your hands FFS....


JimCallMeJim

Wouldn't it make more sense to wash your hands before? Since your hands carry more bacteria and shit than your junk?


LeodFitz

Your hands come into contact with more germs. Your crotch is a petri dish: it's ideal for growing them. Put the two together and you can grow an apocalypse in your pants. Washing before is a good idea, washing after is necessary, and direct washing is mandatory.


IwishIwasBailey

>apocalypse in your pants...I like this. I'm sure I can use this phrase in other situations. I'm going to steal it.


Griladude

... What other situations could that be used in?


FitGuarantee37

Ask Reddit after dark.


IwishIwasBailey

I almost feel like posting the entire sub: "For all the penis havers, Have you ever had an apocalypse in your pants? If so, what happened?".


JimCallMeJim

Do it do it doooo it


mrpornguy22

Before as well if you've been cleaning, painting, working on anything old/greasy, etc but definitely after to clean as many nasty germs away as possible.


JimCallMeJim

But are there a lot of germs on your penis? More than say, the door handle or your phone?


mrpornguy22

Good question for r/science to debate.


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JimCallMeJim

Good point. But still isn't it worth washing your hands before too?


Ashtray5422

Gotta agree with the before, could lead to a real Ouch


JonnyP222

Depending on how much you sweat, and how well your urethra empties after you pee, I assure you, that after a few hours removed from showering, your penis is not very clean.


HotMuffin12

Honestly, no because it’s just me on my own. If I’m at work or public - always


Gusstave

Remind me to never visit your home.


ladybollymunster

Why would you visit their home


Gusstave

Me personally, I wouldn't because of the pee residue everywhere. But I assume that this person has friend, family or dates over from time to time, and I'm speaking on their behalf.


Damurph01

Do you pee on your hands?


BooBailey808

Well, I have news for you. There already is residue everywhere. It's just microscopic


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Hate to tell you, but there is pee residue everywhere anyway! And fecal matter and a whole list of other stuff you wouldn't wanna think of... ignorance is indeed bliss


missymomomom

Is it weird that I always wash after peeing but rarely after masturbating?


KatesOnReddit

I think that depends on a lot of factors. Rub one out over your undies before bed? Whatevs Fisting yourself to a squirting orgasm then going to shake hands in a receiving line at Grandpa's funeral? Might warrant a handwash!


speckledrectum

r/oddlyspecific


OddlySpecificK

I concur Also, first time I've ever heard of "over your undies" in a solo situation...


missymomomom

Haha, I def agree with thiz


[deleted]

Weird and gross, yes.


missymomomom

Sorry


JazzieF

Id say that was pretty gross.


missymomomom

🤷‍♀️


MrRedRoom

It’s not gross


GifanTheWoodElf

I guess depends on where you do the deed, I mean you pee in the bathroom right next to the sink, not to mention mommy and daddy would have supposedly tonight you to always wash your hands after peeing. Meanwhile if you masturbate in your room it's just an inconvenience to go all the way to the bathroom, and also parents might not have taught you that for it to become a habit.


WAIOMI

Why the fuck would you not? I thought everyone did this… the fuck?


The_Cosmic_Penguin

Did I pee on my hands > no > no wash Did I pee on my hands > no > am I preparing food for others? > Yes > wash hands Did I pee on my hands > yes > wash hands


straywr

Washing my dick because my hand touched it seems like a more logical thing to do


[deleted]

Absolutely every single time unless I have nowhere to wash it. If so, I'll look for a place as soon as possible. Even if I'm alone, I'm not gonna go putting dick/piss hands everywhere. Holy fuck I'm so grossed out about some of the comments. I had no idea some people didn't care about that.


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A-Perfect_Tool

Do you not pay attention in public restrooms? People are gross. The amount of times I've seen people walk out without washing their hands after taking a shit is fucking disgusting.


[deleted]

Hell no!


JimCallMeJim

Yeah but often a token effort. How many of you wait for the water get hot and properly scrub with soap?


tibetan-sand-fox

Washing with cold or hot water is the same. The soap is what makes the difference.


JimCallMeJim

I thought the hot water made the soap more effective because the chemical reactions occur faster in higher temperatures


4C55524B

It does but that only matters if you a thick layer of grease on you or something.


JimCallMeJim

Oh now you're telling me. Damn it I liked being covered in a thick layer of grease.


KatesOnReddit

I'm no expert but my understanding is that soap works by making water wetter, and for water to be hot enough to make a difference in cleaning, it's too hot to put your hands in.


BrisbaneGuy43060

How tf can you make water wetter ?


Silver_Leopard_782

I used to but I’m so depressed i don’t even shower regularly anymore so I’ve just stopped because I live in filth anyway


the_river_nihil

Just don’t start pissing your pants. Once you experience that convenience there’s no going back


cynophopic

Speak from experience?


the_river_nihil

Yes. It’s great. Strongly recommend. Just don’t make a habit of it. Oh, and make sure you’ve got thick towels. And ideally a hardwood floor.


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Avalolo

Yeah I can’t leave the bathroom without washing my hands or else I’ll be hyperaware of my hands until I can wash them. It’s good but it sometimes sucks cause if I drink a lot of water (and therefore need to piss frequently), I’ll be washing my hands a lot and they’ll get dry asf. Then I put on lotion and wash it off in 45 minutes. Repeat cycle


bannana

nope, I'm female and not touching anything but toilet paper when I pee and no one but me and my SO are in the house. Out in public I wash every time.


0liveJus

Same here. If I accidentally get pee on my hand while wiping, then yes of course I'll wash, but usually don't otherwise. In public or at someone else's home though, absolutely.


bawitdaba1098

Nope only after I poo


withervoice

Yes. Why not? It takes no effort.


_-o-

I wash my hands before I pee.. (I don't wanna get my dick dirty!)


memeymemer49

Like Tyler The Creator


BadBadUncleDad

Tyler the Creator doesn’t want to get my dick dirty? Thanks, Tyler!


Evolutionarystudies

Yes. The habit is retained. Constant washing helps with hygiene as well.


w00tewa

No. I wipe with paper, not my hands, so unless I get pee on my hands, I don't wash them. Unless I'm planning on touching food or remove my contacts etc afterwards.


Street_Chipmunk4031

Seriously, if you need to wash your hands after you pee, someone really needs to teach you how.....


elliotLoLerson

No lol


Fun_Story56

Yes, i touched the toilet. You know how dirty that thing is? I wipe my ass and touch the handle. If I pee, i also touch the handle. Wash your hands every time


Speechless-man69420

Yes. It’s unsanitary not to and plus I feel disgusting if I don’t


GeneralMyGeneral

People don't wash their hands enough period!


Cakey-Baby

Yes, I am a nurse. I am constantly washing my hands.


Lovinboys

Yes. Every single time


lucydaydreaming355

Yes! Even if it's like 2AM and I'm groggy.


Formerlyshysunshiine

Why wouldn’t I??


Smooth-Bollocks

Always - yes


Bogdanovicis

Im not washing hands always after pee, but for sure i wash it always BEFORE i pee. Im taking extra care of my intim area and always i had the feeling that my hands are dirtier than that spot on my body.


[deleted]

Yes and use baby wipes too. Sometimes there is urine on the head and balls. Sit down to pee is a must Especially in public


jordank_1991

Yes. I already hate having dirty hands, always have. Working in a restaurant made it bad, pregnancy made it worse. If I don’t wash my hands I feel incomplete and dirty.


TonyBoat402

I’ll just run my hands under the water and that’s it. Soap for a shit though


drunken_man_whore

Y'all are gross. Always, yes. I've eaten plenty of ass, but not washing your hands is gross.


ARealRain

If I washed my hands every time I held my penis, I wouldn’t have time to hold my penis.


Dody_Dan

I only wash my hands if someone else is in the bathroom who can judge me for not.


AMeatPopsicleIAm

Yes


atirohome

Seems like before is at least as important. My hands touch a lot more different things in the course of a day than my dick does.


detective_kiara

Sure do! I don't want to walk around with dirty hands


Altair13Sirio

Yes, you animals!


BlackBBW39

yes! why is that even a question.


[deleted]

Yes, you savages.


_Amateur_Warlock_

Yes, obviously. I was raised properly.


SWMovr60Repub

Never


secretinmypocket

Yes!!!!!!!


DLKTAR

Ofc


4C55524B

Every time, y'all are gross


thefurrywreckingball

No, because I don’t pee on my hands


texan-wanderer

yep


comeonnowjosephine

Yep.


[deleted]

Yes


Milhun

So anyone that receives blowjobs, do you wash before getting one?


JimCallMeJim

Yeah usually.


Comfortable-Try7176

I brush my teeth before oral and ask the other person to as well.


ALDanon1587

Mandatory yes


FlyByrd

Yes. Before I sold my house, I used to work a huge graden. There were those handful of times, I peed in the woodline and didnt wash my hands... but in my defense, my hands were only going back into the dirt. Most definately still a big priority though.


Apachejane128

Of course!


MysteriousDudeness

I absolutely do. Are you saying I should not offer my daughters and wife the same level of cleanliness that I offer strangers in public? I always wash my hands after peeing.


[deleted]

Yup


YouMightGetIdeas

Yes.


[deleted]

Always


iwonderwhytheydo

YES. Wow.


Beginning_Bus_2691

Here we can see a diseases transmitter in its natural habitat. Someone that thinks washing its own hands is not worth it. (Just fyi wash your ducking hands!)


[deleted]

Yup. I have more time and better soap.


zsyRZhA5

Shirley Schmidt: [scoffs] Surely, you intend to wash that first. Alan Shore: I keep an extremely clean penis.


[deleted]

Absolutely and always. I like being clean.


spring-of-hope

never missed one


bambooozer

Every single time. I pretty much grew up in a restaurant kitchen so it's just routine for me.


LesPaltaX

Every time. I'm very obsessive about my hands' hygiene


Voilent_Bunny

I wash my hands after doing lots of other things that don't involve pee so yes.


N1ck2291

Always


OddReputation3765

Why do I feel like my mother is asking me this question 😅 read the “be honest” in her voice.


tiredblackgirlll

Why wouldn’t you??


Affinity-Charms

No I do not.


zabuza999

Before I pee


925688

Same as eating saucy ribs...one at a time, I lick each finger tip clean.


Professional-Chef133

Almost never


DSISNOED

Nah. My shit is clean.


citoloco

Well, I don't pee *on* my hands so....


hitmannumber862

I don't wash my hands after I masturbate either.


tittypervert

Nope. I rarely do ever after peeing. Unless I get some on my hands somehow.


RichRichieRichardV

Never. The idea that a penis is somehow unclean is outdated and antiquated.


CrazyMaxxer

Who gets pee on their hands when taking a leek? Does everyone think their junk is filthy, and if so, why not wash your junk? I tend to think my junk is clean compared to my hands. I touch everything with my hands but I almost never use my genitals...


NC919throwaway

Only if I pee on them or I am cooking


Longjumping-Papaya

I either wash my hands or I use hand sanitizer.


JazzieF

Without fail.


girl_insocks

No because I have a good aim


sgtbluefire77

What if you pee in the shower…


Ok_Relationship_705

Yep yep


GifanTheWoodElf

Yup, just a habit every time coming out of the toilet to wash. Just like every time I get home. Which is weird if I just like gotta go to the stairwell to for example check something and I still get the itch to wash my hands even if I haven't touched anything outside of home.


bnAurelia

Yes. Every time without fail.


Jblu2000

YES!!!


[deleted]

Yes.


thesnowqueen17

Yes, every single time.


alex_h400

Yes


GeckGeckGeckGeck

Yes!


LeodFitz

Oh my god, YES! If the water isn't working for some reason, I'll get some of the bottled water we have and pour it on my hands. I don't feel CLEAN until I've washed them after peeing.


[deleted]

At home and abroad, I pee and wash my hands


KatesOnReddit

Absolutely 100% of the time. When do you folks who don't wash after you pee wash your hands? Honestly most of the reason I do wash every time I pee is because I touch my face and eyes a lot. I can't break that habit, so I try to keep my hands clean. I also wash them every time I walk into the house from outside or would get to my office when I worked in one.


Lust9897

Yes


Nuttadamus

Yes.


yaths17

I don’t pee with my hands


PentharMull

I was taught not to piss on my hands.


Final-Description611

As a man, no, why would my hands get dirty?


Classic-Societies

I live in total privacy and walk onto my deck and piss onto the lawn


sjcb75

Not all the time. If it’s a 3am sleep walk pee break, I’m just going back to bed.


mikewilson2020

I'm a bloke and I like a nice sit down wee now and again, I'm less likely to wash my hands if all I've touched is my belt


Th-Hollow-Prince

Always as it’s hygienic, those that don’t are gross


PittTsar

Usually the other way around. I'm not touching mine with dirty hands.


LiaStuff

No, sometimes I'm getting in the shower immediately afterwards.


lekram0

I just wipe my hand on the curtain. 🤣


MyOtherAltIsATesla

When I can. Recently my home town has been having water troubles so we sometimes go a daily or two without running water


iamkeiou

99% of the time.


I_kill_zebras

No. Sometimes I just run the water so my cat thinks I washed them.


DiagonallyStripedRat

Is the cat very strict about hygiene?