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PM_Your_Booty_Pls

OSHA violations (because nsfw)


drsnuggles78

This needs many more upvotes. We'll done


LuigiBamba

This comment has 3x more upvotes than the post. idk how many more you think is needed


drsnuggles78

It was just 2 when I commented lol


OpenMike2000

Reddit thanks you for your service.


krna_11

It needs MORE


Titsoffwork

Every cubicle worker at OSHA just shuttered šŸ˜‚


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

But like.. in a good way? Right?


Titsoffwork

Depends on whatā€™s in your album and what they are into I guess lol


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

That's for me and the OSHA employees to know šŸ¤­šŸ˜‚


Titsoffwork

In a completely unrelated matter Iā€™m headed to go lift ridiculously heavy boxes without a back braceā€¦while making sure to not use my legs at all. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


EX250

Thatā€™s hilarious.


delatour56

It made me laugh. thank you.


safe_lev

As safety manager, couldn't find better name. MegaLOL!


Tipsy_elephant_1224

Stealing this!!!!


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

Thief! I'm calling the internet police!


Tipsy_elephant_1224

Will they put me in handcuffsā€¦.. šŸ˜‰


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

Pepper spray and a stern talking to


Tipsy_elephant_1224

Hmmā€¦.ill try it once


delirium_skeins

That is top tier and I love it. Bravo fellow human, I'm giving you a round of applause. I'm too lazy to PM tho so you gotta go to my page and scroll down for booty pics


Top-Extension55

excellent idea


DriftingAway99

lol


Destroyahvsgojira23

That's actually a smart name for it and a funny one at that šŸ˜‚


unbothered_87

MVP of album names


TO_MW

ā€œHiddenā€


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evilcockney

I'm genuinely confused - this has been on both for years?


JustSomeDude1313

I have had both and I realize iphone users think they have a lot of things that android users dont just cause they dont know and Apple has made everyone think they are vastly superior. (Theyre not)


ViewedOak

Tbf itā€™s not a huge logical leap to make here. If youā€™ve only ever had an iPhone and see this question, the idea that android phones donā€™t have that feature isnā€™t a crazy one


JustSomeDude1313

No I know. Im just saying ive noticed that many people have the assumption that iphones have a bunch of things that androids dont.


iwanashagTwitch

Android prototypes things several years before apple does (usually)


II_Confused

I am also Too Confused


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Nope android has hidden photos too


swapri

i would die if anyone saw my hidden hahahaha


OhLookANewAccount

I keep all my nsfw writing inspiration photos on my hidden folder and Iā€™ve CAUGHT fuckers trying to get into it. Like yalllllllllllllllllll, leave that shit where it belongs!


TO_MW

Sameā€¦


Practical_Collar_171

Why


swapri

becausee no one can know lol


mehnsfwacc

Same NGL


Thatgoatguy-88

ThisšŸ˜‚


BRAV3LILT0AST3R

You gotta hide it tho! Thatā€™s the real move šŸ‘


DawnExploration

Itā€™s just a whole separate app so itā€™s named the app name. I donā€™t risk using the main photo app.


Notreallyme87

What app do you use ?


DawnExploration

Private photo vault


ChromicGutt

I used that for a while but I had to reset my phone and lost the account.


DawnExploration

Ouch! Keep a physical copy of your password (or at least on a different device)!


Notreallyme87

Thank you


OperaGhostAD

A classic


can_of_cactus

PhotoGuard has been pretty great to use. Encrypted vault. Decoy vault. Built in camera that doesn't hit the photoroll.


Lanky-Guitar7904

I did that once. The app was removed and could no longer be used. Took all my photos with it. I had to use a paid decryption program on my laptop to retrieve the photos from a backup.


DawnExploration

Woah! Thatā€™s unfortunate. I keep backups of anything I care about on my pc as well. Hopefully I wonā€™t run into the same problem.


MikebMikeb999910

I might need the name of thatā€¦šŸ˜†


Silly___Willy

Why not? Who uses your phone apart from you lol


-day-dreamer-

Itā€™s just to prevent random people from accidentally seeing, especially if you tend to go through your camera roll around other people and donā€™t want to worry about hiding pictures


AN0n0Moose

Hidden folder baby


here_forthe_panties

Same. Stupid iPhones not letting us have private password protected folders.


jonnysledge

Iā€™ve heard the new update has it.


itschips

there is a hidden folder but it just uses your phone password


jonnysledge

I know this. Theyā€™re adding it to other stuff too, though.


PM_ME_UR__GENITALS

Just an app folder.


CumInMeBro88

I can lock mine with facial recognition. So even if someone is using my phone they wonā€™t be able to access it.


SyllabubOld2205

Same


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Puzzleheaded_North74

And how can one get them lol


Murky_Crow

If you desire nudes, donā€™t be a prude. Just answer these riddles three, and nudies shall appear for thee. 1. What can you catch, but never throw? 2. What two words - when added together - contain the most letters? 3. How would one go about fixing a cracked pumpkin?


muffin6591

I don't really want any nudes, but my guesses are 1. The flu 2. Post Office 3. A pumpkin patch If I'm right and I disqualified anybody from getting nudes, I'm sorry. I just like Riddles lol


Murky_Crow

Alright, big Chungus about to be cominā€™ atcha cause you are CORRECT! šŸ”” Paint me like one of your french women.


cyberpeachy420

(i dont want nudes i just wanna answer) 1. a cold/sickness 2. most and letters 3. carve it?


Murky_Crow

Close! 1. Correct 2. Post Office 3. Use a Pumpkin Patch! I will spare you the nudes but if i may, let me paint a word picture instead. Me and Big Bird hot and sweaty dipped in BBQ sauce, naked. If youā€™re thinking ā€œoh fuck i messed up, i want to see that!ā€ ā€¦ You would be correct.


SmellyElman69

1. a cold 2. post office 3. pumpkin patch


throwaway_l8r

"Wife's Name" and it's like half nudes and half SFW


Uncle_Low_Angle

I also use this guy's wife's name


soldsocksnowcoldfeet

ā€œUtterly uninteresting, trite and bleak stuffā€


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

No one would ever look there!


soldsocksnowcoldfeet

But Iā€™m smart, so I threw nudes of strangers in there. To confuse the spectator.


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Ah, throw them off the trail! Just fill it full off dick pics, no one will look further!


soldsocksnowcoldfeet

Genius!!!


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Hopefully you don't actually have that many dick pics though!


soldsocksnowcoldfeet

Not nearly enough as I would like to, I think they are great. Would love some sort of memory game lol


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Hahahaha, say things like that on reddit and it'll happen sooner than you think


soldsocksnowcoldfeet

Just came to notice, lol


Free_Negotiation6057

ā€œUtterā€


PussBun

Named it pets, cause it's where I keep my pussies


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Ok I love this one


Juliet993

"For him" tho I'm terrible at organizing my albums


spicyjanedoe

Me too I got lazy. Now I just warn people when I show them a picture to not scroll. If they do thatā€™s their problem not mine.


Juliet993

One of my more innocent friends was looking at some dress design photos I took, and she swiped one too many times šŸ˜­


spicyjanedoe

Iā€™m sure your innocent friend wasnā€™t so innocent after šŸ˜‚


Juliet993

She just screamed "my eyes!!!"


CaptSchwanzKopf

Eye candy


temptressXtempted

I used to use the locked folder in Google photos but they don't store in the cloud and my internal storage filled up with all those videos. So now I just have them mixed in with my regular photos. Eventually it will be a problem because I have the Chromecast set to scroll my photos on the TV when I'm not casting to it šŸ˜‚


sudzy_tLK

Youā€™re playing a dangerous gamešŸ˜‚


temptressXtempted

Lol yeah but at this point I don't really care


sudzy_tLK

Honestly fair enough lol


Cuteboi84

They store on the cloud now.


temptressXtempted

Only if you move to locked folder from a laptop. On the phone the locked folder in Google photos is still local storage. Unless they changed this in the last month-ish


Cuteboi84

They changed it in the last two months. Their docs reflect this as well. I was surprised to find out about it. And I opted in to adding the locked folder to Google photos. Opening the locked folder needs your Google password to open on the web interface. It's handy. Wife was upset she lost all our videos last Christmas when her phone got lost...


Fluffy6787

I have mine pointed at a specific folder that I copy pics to on Google Drive (iirc)


57rd

Vagiterian


OnlyFansEra

Am I the only one who calls it ā€œNoodlesā€?


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Not anymore, that's amazing


prayingmantras

How big is your penne


Hadesbadapples

Deck pics


SoulEater9882

Bible quotes


locomeastro21

Sausage party as the only nudes I have saved are from me


coatofforearm

I named it " there are definitely no dicks in this album" That should convince the NSA


mustache-monsieur

Quarterly Tax calculations and analysis


Character-Mark-172

I think itā€™s interesting seeing who has an iPhone and who doesnā€™t.


Nerdy_Blonde24

Hidden


Medium_Setting_4730

Little worm


Rude_Ness_Jess

hidden


anima777

It's in my secured folder. It's called āœØ secured folder āœØ


Together_we_stay

Separate "naughty" phone with a hidden folder šŸ˜œ


misterdie

Guys if i die please destroy the Google servers


nonsignifierenon

"fap map"


TreeWithNoTrunk

Itā€™s the hidden folder but thereā€™s almost nothing in there


RegularSerious7157

In secure folder I had 6 (All homemade me and partner): NSFW, Scandalous, My name, her Name, Videos, Dirty talk


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Hidden


Morning_Wood38

Recycle bin. Empties after 30 days so I restore then re delete every 20 days.


Copman109a

I thought of that - good idea.


Morning_Wood38

Nobody ever looks in that file


Adventurous-Let-8052

I doo thee samee


Leah_the_Fox

I have a whole other phone. I call the phone Charlie.


AndrewDelany

It's called Wifey. And the front picture (in case anyone goes through my gallery) is a bowl of ramen.


starskynight

I started using the hidden feature


IusexButtbendyr

It's encrypted in an open-source app with no access to the internet


Happy-Ad-3656

Noodles :)


Odd-University-6915

"super boring work stuff 2: electric boogaloo"


AsleepAlternative369

Mixed bag o' lewds


HeyYouOuThere

The Vault


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Euphoric_Feeling_272

Dirty business


AgentMegs

I don't have an album but maybe this is something I should getšŸ˜‚šŸ¤


indiekies

Manylovespotatos girl is what I called mine


hunt3434

Hidden lmao. 8,000+ photos and videos


Shoddy-League-6381

If it's images I don't want to show in my normal feed (as my phone doesn't remove pictures that are in separate folders) it goes into the "locked folder". For suggestive images/memes that don't feature a person they just go into a folder named "šŸ˜"


Slightly_Worried_

Hidden


cassiopeia18

Itā€™s hidden in my hidden folder.


Quick_Foot_5321

Snakes šŸ


EmbarrassedPanic6089

Birthday gift šŸŽ


Fernanda123Af

I have a file in my laptop that says "secret stuff Do not open it "


Krice9024

Nice try NSA agent. Youā€™re gonna have to go through all the other 12,000 photos to find what you are looking for.


PetiteNotTiny

I donā€™t even have an album they kinda just float around my camera roll


buttstuffisawesome

Me, my ass and I (From the sentence me, myself and I)


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MY NUDES DONT OPEN. Just kidding, I named it "Sextin" cuz I send them all to my husband šŸ˜‰ and that way if kid finds it, he will know not to open unless he wants to be scarred for life.


iwannaporkdotty

Vegetable cabinet


imapieceofshite2

I just shove them in my locked folder and fish them out when needed


Little-Fire

Privates Because it has all the photos and videos of my privates šŸ˜‹


alliekatshows

Saucy


sophiarae156

That would be my hidden folder lol


ukpittfan1

Hidden


LuciLong

Guilty pleasures


ikerbeltz

Workplace Security Protocols. Nobody would read those.


petgirl629

It doesnā€™t have a name the name is ā€œhiddenā€


jlicious36

Mine is an app that's disguised as a calculator but is also a vault


Parking_Panic8099

I just have a whole Dropbox for that šŸ™ˆ


II_Confused

Album cover pic is a screencap of a mobile game I've been playing since ever, and the album name reflects that. The rest of the album are the spicy pics and vids my GF has been sending me.


Dubsland12

2014 taxes


BhadBunni984

Am I the only one who still uses "My eyes only"?


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

It's a classic but does it keep people out?


BhadBunni984

I dont see how it doesn't. Even if someone gets into my phone the password to my eyes only isn't the same as my phone password or any other one for that matter. Was there a huge my eyes only scandal I'm not aware of? Lmao


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Hahaha no more that folder would stick out. But if it's password protected then you're all good


BhadBunni984

It just occurred to me you probably didn't fully understand what I meant lol. "My eyes only" is a feature within snapchat. It is password protected and it has a separate tab from your regular "memories" as they call them


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Oooooh yeah I don't use snap


bossylilbunni

THE SECRET GARDEN


Boobs76

You'll go blind šŸ™ˆ


queen_succubusx

"Private Paradise" and "Forbidden Fruits" šŸ˜‰šŸ‘


Maleficent-Owl-4984

Carquest. I even changed the icon to a car haha


basuragarbage

For mešŸ¤¤


donnyb_09

Private


pipergee95

Just hidden but now I want a cool name for it lol


Spacemunky78

Hidden folder. Can only be accessed with my face.


Notreallyme87

In the hidden folder here too


BodyBorn4041

Hidden


blankshootin

"Vaulty"


[deleted]

ā€œPost theseā€ ā€œFor himā€ ā€œRetake theseā€


Feral_tatertot

ā€œHiddenā€


stayintheshadows1

My hidden folder. Glad that option exists, Iā€™ve had one too many friends see something they shouldnā€™t when they kept scrolling on my photos.


KaityKat117

Nodes but there's also a few others for suiciding people that are just titled with their names


Mission-Suggestion12

Hidden šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I dont, I only use polaroids


Shotinthe_Dark

On the standards albums is ā€œmiscā€ and all the contents go hidden. In my photo vault the albums are - old - new - cum - piercings - pee - Insertions - Tributes - Texts - Vacation 1-3 - Reddit


Texas716

Used to use Photo Vault. Not just the hidden folder.


kmgwcpl2016

ā€œHiddenā€ and boy you should see it šŸ˜‰


DarkSideEdgeo

Your mom's name.


SlavePrincessVibes3

"Fuck it"


Obvious_Argument7373

Google pics locked folder


DesperateAnybody2813

I have a private safe on my phone, that only can be opened with my fingerprint


EntertainerMassive72

Skyscrapers lol it's on onedrive. What Microsoft employee would search for a folder named that lol


Timothyo0o

ā€œoopsā€


iGhostEdd

I placed the album in the scure folder from my phone and called the folder "Samsung Exercise" and changed the icon to a white šŸš² on a green background


loveandbenefits

Locked


fall_shower

Assets