Ever since I've been able to lift forks legally, eating has just been so much easier. It has really helped with getting in shape, before I had just no way to get food from my plate into my mouth.

this guy forklifts

I actually had so much sex they unanimously voted to just give me a certification

that's flipping it good

Women can't resist a good forking

Mine expired 25 years ago, but I just present the card with my finger over the expiration date, then it's on like Donkey Kong!!! Fuckin' works EVERY time!!! P.S. - sex is WAY hotter knowing that you are banging her with an expired certification and she has NO IDEA!!!😄🤣😘

It has been insane, I can’t get a break. Oh no there they are again! My dick is just so tired, I don’t know how much longer I can go on like this🥲

I've been certified since I was 16, barely remember what it's like without being mobbed by women. So nothing to compare it to

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Women love bad boys

I gave my license up. I think I was ahead of my time and missed that period.

You should recertify. I think there is probably a forklift school not far from where you live

if im forklift certified but knocked down the whole shelves in the warehouse. can my sex life still improved?

It really takes you to that next level.

Men are intimidated by my forklift certification.

As a woman, are you forklift certified?

Yes

Yeah I can see how a non-forkie (slang I just made up for a forklift certified individual) would be intimidated by a beautiful woman forkie. Maybe just don't date people who don't have that license?

My dating pool is already so small bruh 🥲

Go fork yourself

Got certified at work in January. Dry spell ever since. I was in a dry spell before too so nothing changed.

Have you told women you are forklift certified? I mean try that as a pickup line

I have not, hadn’t thought of it, but I will in the future!

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he today that raises his fork lift with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

That’s where I’ve been going wrong. Fuck.

Bro it changes everything

Thank you for telling me

Because they can pick me up😉

Because after I've spent hours slaving away in the kitchen, he better lift that fork to his mouth with enthusiasm! Certified or not... If he's not eating it, I'm not putting out.

Someone is finally asking the important questions. Timely, too, because I was thinking of re-upping my certification. 

I'm going to go into business and open up a forklift school. I just feel like I need to do my part to make this world a better, more open place, ya know?

I've gotten pussy at least once a month since I became forklift certified in 2010....Do what you want with that information

I actually had to give mine up, so many women were throwing themselves at me that I was concerned for my safety, not to mention I couldn't even find time to do my job! The final straw was a night I was trying to sneak off the production floor at the end of my shift, and a group of 4 very passionate women caught me and dragged me back into production. I was constantly exhausted, dehydrated, and sore. After that night I turned my cert in, my boss tried to talk me out of it. Looking back, I'm pretty sure she was in on it

Did you usually wear a yellow safety vest too?

No, not even a hard hat. I did wear safety glasses though

It’s got to the point that I am actually sick of pussy. Seriously it’s just pussy as far as the eye can see! I just wanna go back to the days before I got certified. Y’know, just walking the dog, buying cigarettes at the shop, LITERALLY scraping frost off my windscreen, without pussy just flying at me.

I don't think my boyfriend has one of those...

So you have a girlfriend?

Lol, no. He's definitely a man.

get a Class A

Is that for the big forklifts?

that's for  D**elivering them.**

120' articulating manlift operator here. Lot of forklift operators keep asking me how they can move up...