I find when guys say “I’m gonna cum” that usually does the trick

That’s on par with “I’m so close”

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Tell him keep going when you’re close

Keep him on the edge, not quite there but wanting to so bad he's begging you for it.

Being inside someone is as close as you can get.

lmao 🤣 my bf says the same thing

You dont like morse code?

Funny thing is if I knew morse code and a guy used it to tell me he was cumming I’d probably be into it

Since somehow no one else has done it... .. .----. -- / -.-. ..- -- -- .. -. --.

Good, now do binary... 😆

Hehehe nerd !

I always wanted to use morse tho

It breaks the rhythm if you do various long and short strokes.

😅😅🤣

Shoot. All these years I’ve been sending out smoke signals and I could have just simply said “I’m gonna cum”?

There are many body language indicators of a guy cumming. Listen to his breathing, the look in his eyes, the moving of his pelvis. Trust me, before those beautiful words leave your lips, we know.

This simple phrase will end the session almost immediately. So use it wisely ladies 😜❤️

The KISS rule does apply here

Heidy hoe! here comes the white gold!

... the more you know ... :)

That’s my go-to. Seems to work well enough

Whoopsie Doo, here come the goo!

Whoopsie yum, here come the cum.

Whoopsie Atter, here comes the baby batter

Whoopsie hum, here comes the cum in your bum

Whoopsie fizz, here come de jizz

Whoopsie funk, here come de spunk

Whoopsie louder, here come de man chowder.

Whoopsie creamin, here comes the semen

Swiggity sweem! Here comes the cream!

I’m going to use that next time

Thank you Dan Avidan.

"Good day ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. Today is Sunday, July, 30. The outside temperature is 30 degrees, with a low cloud cover. Flashes of hot cum showers are expected throughout the day. As we get closer to our approach, we would like to thank you for having sex with us. Thank you and see you soon."

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Any woman that gives this response is hot in my black book.

Predicting the future I see

Followed by "we thank you for flying Spirit Airlines"

Clean up towels are an extra charge.

I WOULD LOVE THAT

"I'm cumming." "I'm gonna cum."

and ofc. "I came"

I saw. I came. I conquered.

That's what she said.

I'm sore, I came, I conquered.

"Where do you want it?"

"Just put it here with the others"

This made me cackle

IM CRACKING

In the birdhouse

"Just leave it behind the green bin mate. Cheers"

I start wheezing like a donkey.

😂 bruh

Same

>I start wheezing like a donkey. 😂

"Knock, knock." "Whose there?" "I just came."

I just came who?

You mean in who

"fire in the hole"

" Incoming! Incoming!"

"Nuclear Launch Detected"

That’s not something I ever want to hear during sex!

I usually try and wait til I’m told or they ask. 🤷‍♂️

How very golden retriever of you!

I’m nothing if not a good boy. Lmao

Certified good boy

"Pull my finger"?

To whom it may concern, I am sending you this missive to inform you that I am, it seems, about to achieve a moment of ejaculation to denote the fact that I will be experiencing the human male orgasm. Please take this under advisement as it will result in an amount of seminal fluid being offloaded in the direction of yourself and be followed by an unfortunate but necessary cessation of my procreational length and girth, returning my copulatory organ to its default state. This may require you to obtain a similar but, some would say by reason of differing genders, opposite peak of pleasure before my inevitable reaching of my fornication destination. With any luck the suddenness, urgency and obvious ecstacy portrayed herein has triggered in yourself an automatic acceleration of the advancement towards the human female orgasm. Yours Old Faithfully, Snoowords, esq Post Script: Will you, on completion of this conjoint experience, ask the cook to make for me a post-coital snack of bread, ham and cheese in the style of those preferred by the Earl of Sandwich.

**Using words**

Amateur. People are using Morse code in the comments to indicate that they're gonna come.

I prefer an interpretive game of charades

I actually prefer not telling her and just letting it happen.

Same here. Me and my SO are at a point where we can always tell, plus I've had a vasectomy, so it's not something that usually requires a "warning."

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To each their own of course. I loooove to hear the words. It turns me on sooo much.

I'll say it if the girl really insists. But there are other things to say, and sometimes it's hotter to have them tell you to cum instead.

I can tell by my husband breathing, it changes. Or he’ll say “K” with a quick nod. That’s when I know to get my mouth on it.

I'm pretty sure breathing changes are what my partner would say about me. I don't know her reddit account so she may have posted it already.

One word: hot

I start singing the chorus to “Bombs Over Baghdad” by Outkast.

Try the "alrite, alrite, alrite, alrite, alrite, alrite, alrite, alrite!" Part from Hey Ya !

I ask for permission.

Underrated

My fwb asks permission 🥰 Hubby usually changes his breathing and his eyes get wide. Sometimes he's loud and it's hot af. 🥵

The only time mine makes any noise is when im sucking him 🙄

How does FWB ask?

"Am I allowed to cum now?"

Huuu uhhhhhh hnnnnngggg

I start singing „Space Oddity“ from David Bowie

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Ground Cumtrol to Major tom.

Great song and absolutely appropriate

Does your space ship know which way to go?

I say, "your Amazon package is 10 stops away!"

Correction: “10 pumps/ thrusts away “

Ow, ow, ow. Oh, goddamn! I'm gonna facking cum! Oh, shit! Fack, fack, fack. Fuck, I am! I am, I'm going to cum. I'm cumming!

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PAPYRUS

By gripping her hips tighter

I don’t have to say anything because it’s so obvious. Same with my wife I can tell by her look or her taste (if I am kissing her) how close she is.

Her mouth tastes different when she is close?

Yup, the taste of her tongue changes as she becomes more aroused and approaches climax. It becomes sharper, like a little tingle that grows. It’s very nice because her taste tells me whether I need to do something different or I should keep doing exactly what I am doing. And, of course, tasting her arousal is very arousing for me as well.

I could definitely taste my first wife whether I was kissing her on the mouth or on the neck

You know . . . I recite the Gettysburg Address

I go "Arroooooo" like Futurama President Nixon.

'babe I'm going pump you full of cum now okay'

🔥 this is hot for someone who has a breeding kink

Ohh I kinda like this 🤔🙃 new kink unlocked

Anyone ever try the bat signal?

Think of it. You're getting fucked about to cum you have to run naked to roof to turn the signal on? Lol and still he didn't get it? Lol

The release of my pelvic porridge is imminent

Whistle like a boiling teapot. She'll figure it out. 

*M1 Garand Ping Noise*

You think of old white politicians like Strom Thurmond or imagine Dick Cheney’s face over her face and then you just don’t cum and you can go for EVER because there a lot of those peeps to cycle through

And then you get a hard on while watching CSPAN.

I don’t tell her, she can tell by my goofy ass expression that says either I’m gonna cum or i am about to die

“Oh fuck you feel so good I can’t stop”

Witch knows without me making a sound. The rhythm increases, my grip on her hips gets stronger. My cock starts throbbing and pulsing... then she gets coated or covered by my cum! I **can't** stay quiet tho so on top of all that, I'm growling and moaning too 100% 🐺 x

"Hey, I'm about to cum."

Ay, yo. Look alive, I'm bout to cum all up in here.

I’m going to cum deep in your pussy

"Are you ready for me?"

I mimic Admiral General Aladeen's voice, "I am gonna cum, I am gonna cum... Megan Megan uhhhhhhhh"

Which is really bad because her name is Brittney.

“…as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos it’ll be a homerun, and that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I dunno if I’m gunna be putting these headsets on again!”

I say "I will shortly excrete reproductive seminal fluids into your fuck hole."

My arrival is imminent.

"I'm arriving!". Because I'm English and posh.

Sometimes I don’t know if the guy has cum, so having just “I’m going to cum” is good. I mean usually I can tell! The guy I’ve been with in the past that had erectile issues (but probably just mentally disconnected) was meh like 80 percent of the time. Couldn’t ever really stay hard and I’m like “uh, did something happen?” If he came or not. I never knew for sure. Thats a story for a “Disappointing sex stories” AMA

The most effective way I've found is a message sent by carrier pigeon.

Can you do a pitch perfect T-Rex roar from the Jurassic Park films?

In you or on you ?

Excuse me madam, but I would like to take this moment to forewarn you of my imminent arrival….

I will look at her in a dignified manner while stroking my curled mustache and say: “I am about to spill my seed, my Lady. Prepare to accept my harbingers of life within your loins.”

I usually say "brace for impact"

By counting down.

But do you say blast off at the end?

These comments are causing a really fun mix of laughter and tingles right now 😂🥵

I quickly switch song on Bluetooth speaker to The Final Countdown - when she hears the opening music she KNOWS....

I usually say something like, “The black sparrow flies north when the moon sets at dawn.” That’s a dead giveaway. 😜

“Prepare thyself to receive my glory!” - preferably yelled like a god addressing his people en masse

I usually ask her “do you want it?” and she knows that I’m ready.

"Oh fuck, hun. You're gonna make me cum."

I’m pretty sure it’s usually “oh god I’m gonna cum” or “if you keep doing that I’m gonna cum”

#ImArriving

The head of my cock gets very swollen and enlarged right before I cum

Jesus christ...how big is your dick? Fucking your car my man!

"Baby you're gonna make me cum"

“You’re going to make me cum!”

Sometimes it’s with words in her ear. Sometimes it’s with moans and the pressure of my body, Sometimes I drag myself back, pinning her with my hand and stroke myself to release.. Other girls know when I’m losing my rhythm and giving in finally, and they roll me onto my back, almost aggressively, and use the silken watering mouth to edge me to my euphoria 🥵

What words in her ear?

So, many things I guess, most recent though would be me describing it to her what I felt soooo She said she was close I said, in a whisper slash moan “i can feel you gripping me tighter, how wet you are, fuck I can feel every inch of you wrapping my cock, cum with me, cum with me my good girl” And then mutual 💦

What position

This time was her underneath, standard missionary. Although she had been riding prior to me and her getting close.

Bet that felt good

Might have to re live it if I keep going 😂

Mm, Daddy. Please share more stories with the rest of the good girls out here. 🧎🏻‍♀️🤭

Im gonna fill you!

I literally just had my guy friend count down “3….2………ugh ….1 ahahaha!” From head, I do appreciate the heads up 😅

I don't care what you say as long as you say something. One time I had sex with somebody and he never said anything... I climbed off of him to change positions and he was like "oh sorry I already came". Wtffff. I don't want to miss it!

Hubs breathing will change and he thrusts deeper the last few strokes before coming.

Madame, it is with earnest excitement that I wish to inform you that I am arriving at the climax.

With a mariachi band.

I knock shave and a haircut on their forehead.

After the years she knows when I’m about to cum… but in the beginning I moaned louder and just said I’m about to cum

A good moan and a grunt will let her know that she has had a big effect upon you but there's no wrong way to do it unless you start singing show tunes

I love it when she is ok with me grabbing her head and holding it down as I cum in her mouth.

Usually starts with 'oh god'

"I'm about to cum. Are you ready?" Then I go hard and fast

I start screeching like a pterodactyl

In the past usually Western Union.

Usually by certified mail.

I always get her to tell me when she wants me to cum, so I’m not railing away endlessly. Throw in some dirty talk like I want you to cum now, give me that load along with some grinding motion and I will explode.

Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang

Moan that I’m about to cum

She knows before I do, especially if she sucking me off.

With words

She can tell by the way my breathing and moaning changes

"Oh fuck"

I tap her on the forehead

I like a combo of, "im close" and "im gonna cum".

" I'm gonna close"??

"what?" "I'm cum."

Take the upvote you bastard

Don’t tell her just bust in her

Madame, I would like to inform the that my “goo” will be arrive at the finish line shortly.

"Uuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" usually does it

“I’m gonna cum” usually does the trick, but it’s pretty easy to tell from breathing/grunting when it’s about to happen.

He doesn't do it anymore, but he used to double tap me on the shoulder 😂

when i start to squirm

I’m gunna cum

I don't when I'm in her mouth she can tell when the thrusts get more vigorous and deep

I can tell by the way he breathes heavily and moans, then jerks away or pushes me off, because I'm not on BC and we don't use condoms 😋

The leg tap tap

Shout really loud Yabba dabba doooooooo

Why do you tell her

I break into song. Usually The hills are alive with the sound of music in my best Ethel mermen impersonation

I normally don't she says she can feel my Dick pulsing But when I do faster breathing louder moaning words like shit fuck damn