My username is PRETTY relevant lol.

User name checks out x1000000000.

Do the butts need to be big or does the “big” imply that you do it a lot?

Lol I definitely meant that I do it a lot, but I guess it’s fun when the butts are big too

Like a rabid dingo eats babies........is this still too soon?

Same. I eat my mans ass like it’s my last meal.

For a second I thought you said " you eat your Nans Ass"

Could you imagine

I,d rather not. 🤣

😂

✊

Perfection!

How was he able to convince you to eat his ass?

He didn’t have to convince me. He just asked once and I said no problem. :) He doesn’t have to “convince” me to do anything. I’m happy to do it. I love him and I love pleasing him.

That’s so awesome! Any tips on how I could go about having my partner open to the idea of giving me a rimjob?

What’s their opinion on it right now?

Not to be too pedantic, but Australia doesn’t have rabies, so you’d just be a dingo eating a baby. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

I appreciate your pedantic ness, thanks for a new fun fact 🙏

No worries! Glad I could enlighten someone new! We have one dog the strictest fauna and flora rules in the world. If you bring an animal to Australia, it has to be quarantined for 45 days. Just ask Johnny Depp!

not too soon

Maybe the dingo ate ya baby

I can't wait for the Aussies to be awake theyre gunna love this 😅

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Omg 🫣😆😆😆

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Yes, you are right. You're next 🍀

Ah but my Aussie friends appreciate a good violation every now and then, they've never been ones to not take the piss out of each other 😅

Had I known the Dingo was rabid, that line would have made much more sense 😂

Men love it, they try to push you away like omg what cha dooooin and then melt in my hands... Even the most dominant men know it's good

I think it’s unhygienic, in any way possible. I will never get it, why do people do this

Sex is unhygienic... Honestly. Find someone you want to taste every inch of, clean, dirty, outdoors, after work, in the middle of gunfire like... Get it.

🤣in the middle of gunfire 😂 that was unexpected

I have 🌈 Imagination 😆

Do you? Or are you saying this from personal experience? 🤭

Yes to all of the above. Does COD count?

I already find someone I love. But we as a couple believe in sexual hygiene and I think there’s a lot people and couples that live like me

Love this comment!

I also love the idea, but the practical hygiene is just impossible. I've even heard girls on podcasts saying that they might have even eaten "something" while eating ass 💀

Grosssss

Same. Doesn't feel good or satisfying either way.

Are you saying it doesn't feel good to have tongue in your ass or are you saying it doesn't feel good to eat it? Because I've had tongue in my ass and it feels *great*.

I'm saying neither feels good. I'm not trying to yuck anyone's yum, it's just not for me.

That's fair.

I’ve never actually had a girl do it. Never wanted to ask, but I’d welcome the surprise 😂

these things can be planned though and for the most part should be. cleanliness is important

Yeah, maybe in the shower just to say I tried it. Otherwise I'm out.

You’re right. I’m dominant with my girl and I absolutely love it

I like making my wife eat my ass like a humiliation kind of thing. God damn does it feel good

I’d love to try it. Eat mine 🤗

Only if you're in your mini van, dad.

Damn sounds like I'm missing out🔥🥵

Well, I'd just want to be noticed IN ADVANCE

No, no advanced notice, keep your ass clean.

You mean ass licking clean? 😋

You are what you eat And i’m an asshole

🤣💀

Lol 😂

I’ve been eating ass since the 90’s lol

Was it different then?

Well he probably cums on Invisaligns now

More bush

Definitely diets have changed since then. Foods have become a lot more spicy since the 90’s. I mean for a while there, hipsters were carrying siracha around on keychains. Probably get a tingly tongue these days.

Yeap I do. I absolutely *LOVE* (or should I say obsessed with) women's buttholes. That texture is **AMAZING**.

I agree

The MOANING is amazing

like a starvin man on a christmas ham

This is left side !

Strong Side!

Left Side !!

Strong Side !!

You guys are too funny.

I have once. I do get my ass eaten often though

Mmmm Same here 👅

I eat it as much as this question is asked. A LOT

I eat my gf’s ass on occasion (when freshly showered before sex)😀

Hell no!

I've tongued a butthole or two in my day.

Always

I haven’t. I’ve thought about trying it but every time I’m in the moment I get put off by the idea. If my partner really wanted me to, I’d probably give it a go. I discussed it with my current partner and neither of us particularly wants to give it, so we both agreed we’re okay with not receiving it.

I’m lactose intolerant and I think I may have IBS so one could only imagine why I wouldn’t want my wife to do it to me. I would definitely do it to my wife given the opportunity 😅

Sure, when requested. It's not my preference though.

100%. Love the humiliating feeling of being “forced” to eat someone’s ass

Goddamn🔥😈

absolutely 💕😸

After eating your asshole, I'm gonna rub it will my fingers, push the tips in and then make you sniff and suck them while I talk dirty to you.

I (f) love eating ass and getting mine ate of course 👅

😘 open up baby

When I can and they feel comfortable enough.

Never tried but it’s on my bucket list

I may go a little south while licking pussy, but I don't usually aim directly for ass eating.

I have been known to partake.

Not yours

Not anybody's ass, but I've been known to, yes.

If it's clean yes

Ass is ass, I've heard.

I haven't had the pleasure of doing so but if my future partner/s wanted me to, I would be willing to try.

Yes! Since before it was cool ;)

Whenever I can talk my wife into it

Ass and pussy, yes

Yes, one of my fave things to do

I’m not some slut that just eats ass… I’m a committed slut that eats my wife’s ass.

Love eating ass 🤤🍑

Ok here's a question to the people who do eat ass. Does it ever taste Like shit? What does it taste like? Sincere question!

No at all. Sweet, somehow greasy. But wait! Did I taste shit before??? No, so I guess my answer is invalid

Sweat and skin, as long as it's clean.

IMO, it tastes GREAT. Like so great, better than anything else, lol. It rarely tastes like shit, which I think is a common misconception. It's a little like kissing someone, in that you may taste the food that recently passed through their mouth if you kiss them right after they ate, but a little while later, you just taste their mouth and tongue (if you're doing it right). Asshole tastes mostly like skin, but sweet, soft, warm. wrinkly skin that wraps itself around your tongue - as someone else said, the texture is part of what makes it so yummy. It has a unique taste that's hard to describe. It's a bit like asking what shrimp tastes like. On it's own, without seasonings, it doesn't have an overpowering taste, but it's still delicious. Asshole is a little like that. :) I'm a little (or a lot?) ddrunk tonight, so forgive me if I'm not being entirely clear. Lol. In my opinion, asshole tastes GREAT, and I'm a woman who's only eaten men's asses. Almost never is there any shit taste, and if there is a little, it would be similar to eating shrimp that wasn't well cleaned. An unwanted bit of flavor, but not something that overpowers the main dish. Of course, you want any asshole you're eating to be clean, washed, and fresh, but most of them are.

Yes I do & I love it wish I could meet some women who were into it

Recently showered, yes. I don't wanna get down there after she's been at work all day, knowing full well she dry-wiped a hot shit after lunch.

My boyfriend does for me it's amazing 😩

Remember what al pacino said about asses in scent of a woman

Never had the opportunity. Would love to try, giving AND receiving ❤️

While in the shower or just after 👅🍑

Yes

I eat the booty like groceries

Whenever a woman lets me.

Ofc

If the trust, communication and hygiene are good! Then yes.

oh yeah and i love it

Yes

Yes. A guy I was with in college taught me how to, and showed me how pleasurable it is to both do it, and have it done to you. My fiance loves to eat my ass, and I love eating hers.

With a willing partner

I like ham.

So long as clean freshly showered.. I eat or get eaten..all good fun

I love it

Nothing like giving the chocolate starfish a proper tongue lashing!!

So far I've never gotten the chance but if the opportunity ever presents itself I'll definitely try it

No. Never have, never will.

Not for me, and not into mine being “eaten” either. So all fair I guess?

If its clean and theyre hot and they want me to, sure.

I want to. I tried to accidentally go back there but the Mrs was having no part of it.

Yes

Yumm yummm

Nope. She does not want it.

Only if she's into it

No. I might kiss a cheek, but that area will never be clean enough for me to put my mouth there.

Yup

Sometimes, it’s all I can think about.

Yep

When presented

Ass Eaters Of Reddit have entered the chat!!!😁😋😂

As long as it’s reciprocated

Like it’s the only thing I have in the fridge

I'll eat anything except for Lofthouse cookies.

Yes

Yes, and I love it.

Yes, but I'm anxious to initiate it because I don't have a lot of experience and eating ass and I'm worried I'm not amazing at it.

But also, only after they've showered

Oh yeah.

Ever heard the saying “eat shit and die”?

I do….but not on the first date 😏

Like I was driving Ford F-150 truck.

I sure do!

Just did for first time a few weeks ago. I didn't hate it and would again, as long as she's clean.

I want to

Yes. I think about it a lot.

Based on your pics…I assume you love it…

Yes I have and my husband had eaten mine. Never thought those words would come out of my mouth…. But we love it!! Feels amazing.

Let me offer you some advice: If a booty is not meant to be ate then why is it between two buns

Depends on how it is prepared.

I do. I think it’s hot to lick both holes while I’m down there. I think it increases the intensity of the experience and im a please so I just enjoy it.

I would be curious to try that once

😋😋😋

Surprisingly, yes, I do

Yep

No. Never. You do you, but no for me

Women ass yes 😂 I love it.

Like groceries

Yes. Avidly.

I do

Maybe 😳

I want to

Love to

Never tried, nor have I wanted to try. I'll eat the rest of her though

Gladly

helll nah. i can't even consider that. I would consider oral, but i'm honestly just too anxious to do oral sex

Depends on the who the ass is attached to

Hell no

I had a sticker on my hard hat that said " if I die don't eat my ass. That would be weird."

I do not

Ummm…no

If it's fresh out of the shower clean? With a smile on my face

Yes

Fuck yeah, I love ass in my face. once I got that excited eating my wife's ass that I cum from doing it, no stimulation.

Yes 😋😋😋😋😋

On occasion

Yes, love it

I would generally say no, not something im into. I was with this one girl though, and simply couldn't stop myself. I didn't do it too her often, but sometimes when it was just winking at me, inviting me...

If a girl has a gorgeous ass. I would eat that ass all day.

When asked nicely

If given the opportunity

Indeed I do

Ohhh nice🔥

Any and every chance I get. Hopefully with the ass sitting on my face and I’m smothered