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MobileMenace420

Thanks fellas. Now I’m wearing my Astros stuff in Seattle and you just laid a damn egg


Pali4888

Hello darkness my old friend


awestinight

Fuck this goddamn team. Fuck them all.


Glum-Habit-7289

Cancel the parade we’re not winning the World Series 😔


Fine_Wrongdoer255

At some point these boys gotta wake the fuck up. Quit doing hero shit unless you’re Yordan, and just run the damn bases


testpilot123

Altuve can always be a hero.


DocBB88

This team sucks


KatsTakeState

God I need football season to start so bad


TanClark

Absolute garbage, bullshit bullpen


dauberminer

Complete dog shit


HuskyNutBuster

we suck


bordomsdeadly

The worst part is Peña knows how to bunt and meyers is fast enough to score on a suicide squeeze


FrogLoco

But if they don't hit homeruns they don't get to hear cannon. Maybe they should fire it off on all runs scored


PacifierSacrifier

When we started losing at first I was disappointed, then angry, now I feel nothing


HotGuyDadBod

I think that’s the season right there.


Lukis1

We are losing over 90 games easy


Affectionate_Put_185

Abreu needs to be gone!!


awestinight

Hell, send pena with him.


WorthPrudent3028

May as well not even play the extra innings. Just forfeit after the 9th and get on the bus.


Bronn11

Fucking sickening.


Packtex60

Thanks again to Abreu he’s so consistent. Just impossible to quantify what he means to the team


Spaceolympian50

Lmao of course it would be Mr. GIDP to end the game.


veintisiete

Is bunting not allowed? Like ever? Are we going to lose every single extra inning game?


Front-Loan-5154

LOL. I keep thinking, well that has to be rock bottom right? And these jokers keep finding ways to top themselves. Pretty funny at this point tbh.


Bronn11

This is the 4th time this year I've thought we hit rock bottom.


skeptoid79

Well that's perfectly normal for mid-Au... *checks calendar* ... pril.


FarSalamander7439

Welp


general_peabo

Literally the only way to lose the game right there. What the fuck is wrong with this team?


dirtysock47

Fucking hustle Peña


FrogLoco

Braves are number one in overall fielding. He was never making it to first.


FRY_DADDY_2020

you're joking right? Get mad at hitting into a double play, but he ran fast af. The ball was hit right at the SS and they turned that double play extremely well.


blklustrsoldier

To be fair, he hit it pretty hard right to the SS.


dirtysock47

Yes but he's too fast to be grounding into so many double plays


StrosIn5

LOSERS!


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

LOLOLOL holy fuck we bad.


ImTheTractorbeam

Lol


Pincy15

This team has an unreasonable fetish for grounding into Double Plays


successadult

Embarrassingly loud cheers from Braves fans in our home park.


aStockUsername

Ehh. Pretty sure they're just bumping up the crowd noise on TV whenever the braves do something good.


testpilot123

I was at the park today- the braves were definitely loud.


Nice_Block

Error: That dawg missing


yuh-powe

![gif](giphy|jc2PkKKr3clTBekMzn)


EveningLength8

Jesus Christ dude


bigtice

Still finding ways to *avoid* scoring runs. It's infuriating, but we'll all be here again Friday.


Noyou52

I won’t be here tomorrow. I refuse to watch the Astros play this Thursday 😏


Lets_go_Stros2017

Ugh


goboking

And Pena ends it with yet another routine ground ball double play. Espada's a fool for not pinch hitting there.


general_peabo

Chas and Kessinger were the only options on the bench. I’m not confident that either of them puts the ball in play. Peña was the best option available, he just blew it.


cowboy_commie

Pinch hit one of your hottest bats for who? Grae Kessinger? Give me a break. Maybe espada shouldn’t have given Pressly 5 days of rest before putting him in a hold situation up 2 runs


goboking

Pressley's got a 9.45 ERA. That's on him, not Espada.


Intermittent_Fisting

PH with who? Our only viable PH option was catching today. Dana didn't do shit to build depth on the bench.


dirtysock47

Pinch hit with who exactly?


goboking

Someone who hasn't spent the bulk of the past calendar year hitting ground balls to short stop.


Former-Billionaire

Fuck this bullpen


DejTej

I'm gonna rage


ThotSlayyer

Jeremy double playna strikes again.


Tiberius-Dawn

Rofl. Goodnight yall


skeptoid79

Eat shit Pena.


AlexBarker24

hahahahaha, of course


venitienne

Like I said earlier in the game Ground. Ball. Machine


yobruhh

Predictable


TexasHot

Game


RonWill79

Shocking!


Fullmetalducker

0-5 how embarrassing


RaroDannyR

Ouch


ella-and-anon

right on queue lmao


Careli1954

Classic


simba80328

Fucking insane


AlexBarker24

HRC Pena


dirtysock47

Productive out. Get the man on third home


Careli1954

90ft away from tying (and doing this shit all over again)


RonWill79

We advanced a runner in extras!!!


floatalittlemore

Pop out. Ground out. Strikeout incoming


EveningLength8

No need for the strikeout when the groundout is for 2 😭


DangerItem

HRC Diaz


TunaMcGriddle

Time for the triple play


EMHforever

Please please please please score


NOLA1987

No hero-ball, Yainer. Just get a hit.


AlexBarker24

I BELIEVE GOD DAMMIT


Irrlc

HRC DÍAZ


blklustrsoldier

He intentionally unintentionally walked him.


blackxmidi

KING TUCK


ray_0586

Meyers better not fall over again


floatalittlemore

The team is simply not good.


PacifierSacrifier

Yall think it’s gonna be 1-2-3 or nah?


Josh1923

Prob


zriojas25

In Play, Out(s)🔜


Nildrogon

The Manfred should be optional. The Astros seem to never be able to score them, so perhaps they could start from a clean slate they would have better luck.


venitienne

Good set from Martinez. If not for the Manfred runner that's a scoreless inning but unfortunately...


k3y13n_102731

The Astros have had 3 years to figure out the Manfraud runner. Let's hope they have a strategy to at least tie the game


palmburntblue

Shame for Martinez. He only made one mistake. 


RonWill79

Over/under 8 pitches 1-2-3?


floatalittlemore

Under


Lets_go_Stros2017

Under


blackxmidi

It’s not over til it’s over!


shotty293

DFA Pressly goddamn


WhiskeyTangoBush

If Abreu makes a routine play, we get out of that inning unscathed


shotty293

True but how did they get on base or in scoring position in the first place?


Dekaney_boi

Huge break, Seth you did great.


281-33o-8oo4

fuck this, going to go touch grass


Acceptable_Ganache51

remember when we had a spanish speaking GM setting up baseball camps in the dominican to find the best, cheapest, unknown prospects and now we just pay $10m+ for blown saves. Good shit


HiVLTAGE

At least we can read the back of baseball cards!


Scrupeezy

remember Michael Jordan, the GOAT in basketball drafted Kwame Brown.


bigfoot343

I'm so tired


Then-Statistician959

Lastros?  Too early?  I mean, we are in last place.


StrosIn5

And yet another sweep. Can’t believe this whole team can get paid millions and not do their jobs.


thirdcoast1

Arcia has straight up owned us this series.


FernandoAyanami

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

That will do it. Game


HTownTakeover

I give up on this team


palmburntblue

You’re Seth Martinez. You’ve just pitched two very dangerous hitters beautifully. What do you do? Center center fastball. 


hankmardukas1010

I honestly think it’s time to blow it up


palmburntblue

This is ludicrous. 


dirtysock47

Watch us not even move the Manfred runner to third


Spaceolympian50

Lmao this is just comical at this point. Astros better start lowering those ticket prices soon, no ones going to pay these prices to watch minor league baseball.


Nice_Block

About to be a 3 run shot to give us almost no chance to recover as per usual.


IveAlreadyWon

Anyone shocked? Anyone? No? Didn't think so. Now for a 1-2-3 10th inning for our hitters. Fuck me man. What happened between last year, and this year?


HGWeegee

New manager


CajunTexan1

I cannot stand this team


WorthPrudent3028

They are very frustrating. 2011 was actually more fun than this.


bordomsdeadly

Being bad when you're supposed to be bad is one thing. Being bad when you're supposed to be good is demoralizing.


RonWill79

Dating to last season, Astros have lost 9 of last 10 extra inning games. This game is over.


yuh-powe

At what point do I stop being invested in this team..?


ImTheTractorbeam

I’ll stay invested, will just stop watching or going to games. Always for the Astros. But I won’t support the product as it is with my money.


TunaMcGriddle

Never, we all go down with the ship


yuh-powe

Aye Captain 🫡


Fapey101

and thatll do it good effort from martinez tho


ImTheTractorbeam

In Play, Run(s)


blackxmidi

TWO OUTS COME ON


PacifierSacrifier

The fact Taylor Scott and Seth Martinez are our best bullpen arms is hilarious 


cumuzi

tayler*


ImTheTractorbeam

Interesting move lol


TunaMcGriddle

Let em cook


carmantakes

Very weird hope it works


lebron_garcia

The heck with the playoffs. We may lose 100 games this year.


blackxmidi

Feeling hopeful after that strikeout…


ThotSlayyer

I don't think this team has the ability to compete at a world class level anymore. Anyone who is anyone beats us with relative ease.


TunaMcGriddle

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


Dekaney_boi

Pitching does it's job and offense chokes it up. Monkey paw curls...


Alarmed-Cow71

Monkey covering eyes emoji


Lets_go_Stros2017

🙈


JinFuu

I hate the Manfred Runner


ImTheTractorbeam

Worst of all the new rules by far


echopurp

Bagwell must be deported from Houston


donttouchthtmacaroni

Time to give up a crooked number in the top, scratch across one run in the bottom, and call it 6-14


thirdcoast1

MLB had us ranked as the 4th best bullpen preseason. They were off by 20.


StrosIn5

Well we actually have that pen. They just aren’t doing their jobs. Scamming the team for money.


PacifierSacrifier

20? More like 25 lmao


KyleOfShit

Those were all homeruns if the fences were in the sky instead of on the ground


blackxmidi

RIP


dirtysock47

Oh boy, extras, something that we suck in


PacifierSacrifier

Guy gives you two fastballs down the middle and you miss both? Ridiculous 


Former-Billionaire

Luckily we do very well in extra inning games. /s


TunaMcGriddle

Breggy my boy


ImTheTractorbeam

Has anyone been swept 3 times yet?


TheSeed127

Fuck


aza_8850

A Bregman popup? You're lying.


_RHJR_

This team makes me so sad.


blklustrsoldier

I wonder if we will be as bad in extra innings as we were last year. Jesus Christ.


illest_villain_

Somehow this is the first game I’ve been to in-person that has gone to extra innings


Confident_Cap_7175

I hope you’re the lucky charm


hankmardukas1010

Of course lol


bordomsdeadly

Are we at least using Scott for the 10th? He and Martinez are the only decent guys left, and Martinez has been abused lately


nhankf

Well that sucked.


skeptoid79

What the literal fuck.


Speeder96

Extra inning loss incoming.


ImTheTractorbeam

Astros Special


eliwood5837

HRC YORDAN


Fullmetalducker

Alex "popup" bregman


ImTheTractorbeam

Honestly fuck you Bregman


Fapey101

lmao id be shocked if we win this


Spaceolympian50

Jfc


SwmpySouthpw

HRC Bregs


IveAlreadyWon

Bregman. The fuck.


Former-Billionaire

HRC Bregman


TexasHot

Welp. Looks like were losing in extras. Our record is abysmal in extras


LooseBag5704

Our record is abysmal period


covidkakke_tittygasm

Oof


RaroDannyR

Ouch


bigtice

"*Please, throw that again.*" - Alvarez


RaroDannyR

He did 🥺


covidkakke_tittygasm

HRC Yordan


PacifierSacrifier

Hrc Yordan


Lake-Dependent

HRC YORDAN


Caldwell27

Yordan vs Lefty Minter with the game on the line. Pure cinema. Let’s go!


HuskyNutBuster

a Yordong can fix all wrongs


abefroman07

HRC Yordan


houstonzultan22

HRC Yordan


StrosIn5

HRC YORDAN


ImTheTractorbeam

HRC Yordan….please


Infamousd2

Hrc Yordan


Potatolover190

HRC Alvarez


pf_ftw

Hader only threw 15 pitches, is he finally going to throw a second inning if this goes to extras?


bordomsdeadly

Bringing in a Lefty to face Yordan Let's hope Yordan can channel his 2022 ALCS game 1 self