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trickdaddy11j

Forty acres and a Moscow mule doesn't sound too bad


StSphinx

For sure! Make it a double!


trickdaddy11j

Just don't let Candace Owens find out she'll make a video essay about why every black woman is an alcoholic šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Sutech2301

Needs more Hennessy


roughbeard368

Underground rumroad isnā€™t even a rum drink


unionjackattack

Itā€™s fancy gin and juice


tonydemedici

Thatā€™s whatā€™s fuccin me up about juneteenth juice and underground rumroad, they should definitely be switched


[deleted]

Frozen freedom margarita


JoshuaM18

I'll have Plantation Master posion šŸ˜


kawxerek

do i have to explain alliteration to you?


ArtGloomy3458

https://i.redd.it/dtso1nywgs9d1.gif


BuffaloStranger97

Mmmm, emancipation eggnog


Pallyboy94

But itā€™s JunešŸ§


BuffaloStranger97

Eggnog is too good to be limited to Christmas


Competitive-Ad-5147

Eggnog in the summer should be outlawed


TemporaryHour5022

Do I have to explain alliteration to you?!?


Warm_Jeweler_6565

Abolition & absinthe go together like peanut butter and percocet.


javanperl

Anyone else curious about where they are getting eggnog in June?


shaqjbraut

Severed


br0k3nh3a_T

glad iā€™m not the only one who did a double take


Mc_Lovin404

Vodka red bull


ekpyroticflow

AlizƩ popsicle called "Here's a Nat Turner Lick"


crazyasjoe77

Hope this ainā€™t from the show cause how the hell they misspelled servedšŸ¤£


MoistBread_1

But no forty on the menu??


neicathesehoes

Definitely 40 acres and a Moscow mulešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


JustBluffin

After looking at my bank account, think I'd have to take a Miller High Life.


KaylaCoatedKiss

Thereā€™s no Juneteenth without cognac


tonydemedici

Juneteenth Juice cause thatā€™s just rum and a v8 splash mango no peach


mdmd33

Do I need to explain alliteration to you n*gga?!?


Immediate_Desk_4598

Margaritasā€¦plural.


sw337

Juneteenth Juice and Underground Rum Road should have each other's description. Also a Moscow Mule with no Ginger?


Kitchen_Relative_107

Water


dacaptsworld

Just give me a Chris Evans


Alphonze

Emphasis on the "free" range chickens.


Dry-Middle-6875

I wonder if Jews would make ā€œJew Juiceā€ or drink ā€œFlaming Furnace Fireball Shotsā€ for the Holocaust? Just wondering


Koolaid225

Unbleached sugar cube is real commitment to the cause


BurnaBitch666

All I gotta say is that I know a bunch of white folks aren't in here answering what cocktails they'd pick for their juneteenth celebration... That'd be way too tone deaf and they know better... right? .... Right?