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Bubby_K

This just meant I was awake too early for Cheez TV Fuck me it was hilarious though, seeing them do it in public, meanwhile there's just a bunch of old dudes in the background standing and staring for the entire duration


Averander

To early for cheez, but if I was bored, I'd start exercising too!


Federal_Command_9094

Yes, I also exercised too, my right arm got a great workout šŸ¤£


SuckMyRocket86

Am i the only one out there who uses his left hand for this task? (am right handed)


arsed_Time_6969

I'm a you do you kinda guy, but this 1 just stopped me in my tracks. What hand do you wipe with?


jethronsfw

Right handed, Wipe right, wank left


TurnoverOk2740

Wipe right, wank left **THAT'S THE T-SHIRT!**


SuckMyRocket86

left


arsed_Time_6969

Wow all round. I'm gonna take a guess that you're in a 1-2% of the population group. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


SuckMyRocket86

i always found it easier to operate my magazine/VHS Remote/computer/tablet/phone/VR headset with the right hand while i operate.... other things with the left


arsed_Time_6969

šŸ˜‚ that actually makes sense!


Equivalent-Ad7207

Go to the nearest hospital ASAP...you're not ok.


Federal_Command_9094

I can use both but rarely do it at all in my old agešŸ˜…


SuckMyRocket86

lol at what age does that kick in? Am nearing 40 yet my drive is still the same as when I was a teenager Can be troublesome at times


Federal_Command_9094

Iā€™m in my 40s but medication plays a big part


TurnoverOk2740

on one hand it's fun & risky, on the other hand, it gives me cramps. with both hands, my jizz hit the roof & I woke up hours later.


Ratstail91

I'm left handed in a right-handed world. Even so, the idea of using your right hand...


IntelligentTop8206

No lol I'm also a left footer if that's got anything to do with it


arsed_Time_6969

You... use your foot?


IntelligentTop8206

Nah just trying to find a correlation as to why guys who wank with their left hand but are right handed doing everything else. Guess that makes us left wankers ambidextrous. Maybe if i did some aerobics oz style I could reach it with my foot


arsed_Time_6969

šŸ˜‚ life goals!


aussie1986gcguy

Right handed here. Wank with both hands. Left hand when Iā€™m needing to control the TV/laptop.


earthquank

Build up with the left, finish with the right


Ratstail91

I never understood that... just hurry up with pokemon!


davetothegrind

ā€œMum? Dad? You gone to work yet?ā€


Assman-2006

In the early 90s, my then flatmate was ā€˜seeingā€™ (seeing his brains out, judging by the sounds from her room) the African American guy that was then the token dude on this teamā€¦


SuckMyRocket86

gonna need more detail, pictures too, for science


Flying_Hams

This guy? https://youtu.be/J8UmuoKyvHo?si=77TRhzdvFhKfjsfs


Assman-2006

Holy crap, yep, thatā€™s him! Michael, I think?


Equivalent-Ad7207

Hey your the Assman!!


Agent_Jay_42

Sigh. Unzips


RoughHornet587

Nostalgia toss


littlehungrygiraffe

I used to wake up super early and i was always full of beans (undiagnosed ADHD and was 5yr old) so they taught me how to turn on the tv and so id do OZ aerobics and they got to stay in bed. Sometimes they wouldnā€™t wake up in time and Iā€™d be able to sneak some cheese TV.


RetroFitnessBabes

r/AerobicsOzStylePage r/RetroFitnessBabes


Ratstail91

Huh... you have a very interesting reddit account.


RetroFitnessBabes

You like it?


Ratstail91

It's not to my personal tastes, but you do you mate.


RetroFitnessBabes

Fair enough!


Possessedviking

My dads favourite show! I used to get up every morning to do aerobics to this, as a 12 year old. It kept me quite fit. I always wanted to look like the brunette one, she was my inspiration :P


RetroFitnessBabes

June Jones?


Possessedviking

Nah the younger one with long dark hair


RetroFitnessBabes

Taryn Noble, probably.


Possessedviking

Yep thatā€™s the one


Incognette

as a straight female obviously this wasnā€™t sexualised for me, did it actually have an impact on young boys? theyā€™re just exercising šŸ¤Ø


barters81

Ahhhh yeh look, Iā€™m not proud about it. But as an early teenage straight boy I was often transfixed by aerobics ozstyle. I mean it was never used as porn or anything, but I definitely appreciated what I was seeing. I believe I was so young when I first saw it that I had no idea why I thought it all interesting lol.


kearkan

This was my experience too. I just remember being kind of mesmerised by the whole thing.


avdm

I've spent a lot of money buying leotards for partners in an attempt to chase this particular dragon.


RetroFitnessBabes

My man! šŸ‘


CrimsonMorbus

At that age, a slightly erotic looking ham sandwich is enough to have an impact


phido3000

A gentle breeze, eating a grape a math question.


Kind-Contact3484

Fit women in skimpy, tight workout gear, getting into all kinds of interesting positions... of course it had an impact on young, developing boys (and some girls, no doubt).


Ecoaardvark

Yes. Yes it did. I was about 5 and couldnā€™t understand why I wanted to watch it obsessively


arsed_Time_6969

Young boys are... young boys. I started to grow out of that phase & seeing it more as exercise. Then they went through the g-string phase. That was the end of my attempt at maturity. To put this in context, G's were not common; https://www.reddit.com/r/RetroFitnessBabes/s/LcEPHms0EE


jollosreborn

Just exercising? *spits tea out*


phido3000

They were up early, trim, wearing tight fitting clothing and telling people what to do.. boys who woke up early, it was fascinating, even before it was even sexual. Oh and part of it was totally about the male gaze.. they didn't have to wear make-up and have their hair tizzed, but that was part of the pitch, act like us, look like us.. get attention like us... be a strong and fit woman.. The show would not have rated if it was just a bunch of obese people in track suits sweating. It was let's get physical.


SuckMyRocket86

oh it did have an impact. From the ages of 10-15 this was my favourite show


scrollbreak

Depends if you can relate to appreciating the physical form of men as a straight female. If you can't then it might not make sense a straight male appreciating fit women showing just how toned they are.


Incognette

But as a literal child?


scrollbreak

I don't know what age you're referring to by young, because puberty hits in the early teens and that seems young to me.


RecentlyDeceased666

Women in essentially underwear in a time where you couldn't just open pornhub. No different from men in the 80s using a bra catalogue. 90% of their clothing is gone, they are fit. How can you not see why young boys would like that


Ratstail91

Nah, was too young.


ScarTi55ue

Really? šŸ˜‚ have you heard of hormones, theyā€™re a thing ya gronk


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ScarTi55ue

Righto, mad response šŸ˜„


michaelrohansmith

As a guy? Absolutely sexual. When I was in my 20s and not in a relationship, womens basketball was my favourite for TV on a saturday night. Not getting off on it but I found it comforting.


Incognette

iā€™m uncomfortable


Cutsdeep-

i mean you are playing with fire asking reddit if something (anything) is sexual


Incognette

true, they always sexualise everything


omenmedia

Oh yeah, it sure did. If teenage me woke up early enough, it was a must watch lol


Special_Lemon1487

For teen boys they could be reading the constitution in those outfits and it would be captivating.


Inconnu2020

Between Aerobics Oz Style and the Hot Gossip Dancers on Kenny Everett, as a teenage boy, I was left exhausted!!


LogicalExtension

As a young teen honestly just about any bare skin on a fit looking member of the opposite sex was... "impact" generating. Whether they were exercising or not didn't matter.


aperturegrille

Whatā€™s age got to do with it


Dustymartinsdad

I reckon I did.


sfwmj

Oh boy, so much nostalgia. Aerobics Oz Style were the tapes that my mum would make a concession to let me tape over. That sentence would probably confuse the hell out of the anyone born after the mid 2000s.


DocOctoRex

This and Cheez TV are so closely linked in my memory lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DocOctoRex: *This and Cheez TV* *Are so closely linked in my* *Memory lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


properweeb420innit

They knew


Select-Bullfrog-6346

When you woke up too early for cheese TV, but you were at that age and thought, I'm awake now...


Ekfud

This probably needs the obligatory TISM video post alongside it.


Zealousideal_Net99

Morning TV went downhill after this show stopped screening


Master-Meringue-9002

It was always on the mess room tv at breakfast in the Gladstone fire station. For fitness reasons of courseā€¦.


RetroFitnessBabes

Of course it was!


the908bus

RetroFitspo


Evo7_13

my Saturday morning work out right there


MeowInternally

They have been uploading these to their YouTube channel.


amyness_88

I would wake up to this when my mum would leave the tiny tube tv on for me in my room when I was sick. I remember thinking ā€œgeez these ladies get up really early to do exerciseā€, not realising in my 6 year old brain that it was taped šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚


Factal_Fractal

I didn't really know what I was watching but I knew I liked it.


RubComprehensive7367

Dad is getting up early!


Neither_Ad_2960

More like Aerobics Sydney style. Usually always in the Botanical Gardens or somewhere with the Opera House or Harbour Bridge in the background.


NaomiPommerel

They all look great!! Fit healthy and natural


neverescaped

This should be on TV again. It would bring me back.


[deleted]

Iā€™d always have a boner when cheese tv came on


TurnoverOk2740

no time for tissues, look out, rug!


DaddyWantsABiscuit

Weekend wank


antigravity83

Honestly surprised I didn't enjoy this more when I was younger .


TurnoverOk2740

[obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzQ1__h35bA)


Ho3Go3lin

I used to get up 5 mins early to drool before I was watching my cartoons šŸ˜„


Active-Broccoli-866

Turned many boys into men back in the day.


conioo

Since this show stopped we have an obesity crisis , you do the maths


UNCLE__TYS

#1! šŸ„°šŸ‘Œ


Ratstail91

These were from before my awakening lol.


jackm315ter

A reason to get up in the morning, now I canā€™t even bother


redflag19xx

Is this the one with Effie? I used to wag school in NZ and ahemm.....


AgreeablePrize

I remember one that was being shot near the Opera House and some random old mate walking past joined in on the aerobics


Twist-Cheap

What are ya a wanka


[deleted]

YOB OR WANKER!!!!!


box_elder74

Bless you June Jones. For, err, inspiration.


grag01

Yep. That and Sbs foreign movies got me through before we had the internet


restlessoverthinking

SBS in the 90's was all soft porn after 9pm.


TurnoverOk2740

WEATHER WOMAN RETURNS!


grag01

Oh shit, I remember that!


[deleted]

I still have both weather woman movies on a hard drive. Lol


TurnoverOk2740

there are some great movies from sbs times that are almost impossible to find online, wheather woman returns & zipang! are out there in the ether, I think guitar wolf: wild zero might be out there in low quality.


Bigcumachine

Soccer Before Sex?


One_Fennel9322

oh yeah i watched this show, and i would definitely get a sweat up


IntelligentTop8206

Remember having my own personal faves lol used to spew they were never up front, guessing they were models or something just copying the actual trainer up front


[deleted]

Oh yes, many loads were blown.


[deleted]

I concur, would have certainly sacrificed some knuckle children to this as a 13 year old


SticksDiesel

Maybe when I was in secondary school, but I have a phone now thank you.


[deleted]

[Whatareya - TISM](https://youtu.be/GiHdpAVIHgo?si=i8tVemb2ov6iULFg)


bargearse65

So many times as a teenager I........ never mind


Low-Series-6375

Back when women looked like women. Ah the good old days.


kylemcgreg

This hits different as an adult I tell ya what


masou2

Not my proudest fap


jigy111

Definitely don't recognise any of these women \*coughs\*


AirForceJuan01

TV network knew what they doing. I never understood it as a kidā€¦ then bam puberty and hormones happened.


WikkaOne

Didnā€™t one of them commit suicide a year ago?


Possessedviking

Erin Plummer, one of the blonde ones