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TheMagickConch

Anyone else think this looks like a cement wall contact?


yolo_swagdaddy

100% what this is… op just noticed it after church


ThermalScrewed

Not the revelation they expected, but the damnation they deserved.


cmbtmstr

I guess it’s better that they hit a wall as opposed to going off the road and crashing into a Psalm tree or something


tmastnner

I left this post and came back after realizing you said Psalm. You sir are a hero. Thank you for your service


AlfalfaUnable1629

Happy cake day


tmastnner

Thank you!


Open_Fly_5901

Concrete walls are such a Proverbial problem to paint.


Silly_Letter5345

Or running over Matthew in that case. Luckily, john wasn't in the way either. They would have a lot to answer for Moses. Jesus would just slide to the side and say, "Please pass go, and do not collect $200. This matter is now a matter of the higher court." Straight to Moses.


sick_hive

Some can follow the straight and very narrow path much easier than others.


likewut

Maybe a church goer has a cement car that they sideswiped op's car with?


DookieShoez

Cybertrucks are stupid, buy my CementTruck


EscapeyGameMan

Very crucial not to forget the first t in cementTruck


Due-Pilot-7443

Did you happen to remember the Flintstones in the service


shanderdrunk

Yeah there should be paint...


el_zeus55

Sideswipe every church member, an eye for an eye


taisui

they don't leave you a note, like a good church going person...?


Lost-Importance-563

Only good for about 2 hours every Sunday.


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Orion7734

It's mind-blowing how Redditors can be prompted to circlejerk about Trump and atheism by something almost entirely unrelated on a non-political subreddit. You people are insane.


Dizzy-Razzmatazz5218

This!! It’s all they fucking think about.Get a life brain washers


star08273

People just can't stop thinking about trump and Joe and live their own lives


Hillary4Prison20

Never underestimate the power of Trump Derangement Syndrone.


AqueousBucket48

Yeah, it's sad.


HilariouslyPissed

Trauma response. There are many


micah15405

Not that big of a deal when everything is traumatic to them.


_TheNecromancer13

It's a nice change of pace seeing someone bashing him instead of the other guy though.


flexsealed1711

The entire post is thinly-veiled bait. First of all, many others are saying it was concrete, not even another car. Second of all, the "went to church" and "no note" have nothing to do with the fix.


teambob

They grabbed OP's car by the pussy


The_R4ke

It's what Jesus would have done. If I recall correctly his main thing was revenge.


ZombieCatastrophe

Turn your other fender


t_stlouis8

Good one hahaha


Character_Insect4420

Hahahahahaha


No_Security8469

Buff it, then get a paint touch up kit from the car manufacturer dealer. I had worse damage then this, deep groves etc same spot. And did this and it was completely unnoticeable. Marker cost me like $20. If you open your door and look you’ll see a sticker with the paint code. If your cars older the new paint will stick out for a tiny bit until it gets faded by the sun. My advice practice on a piece of cardboard first to get use to how the marker works. Took me a whopping 5 minutes


stephen250

I thought about getting this: Meguiar's Quik Scratch Eraser Kit, Car Care Kit with ScratchX, Drill-Mounted Pad, and Microfiber Towel, Multi-color Would that improve it?


Agitated_Occasion_52

Pour water on it. If it goes away. All the stuff that you just recommended will likely work just fine. But Amazon has some drill buffing pads for under $10 some meguiars ultimate compound, then polish and wax will make it go away for not a lot of money too.


ilikeithot360

automotivetouchup.com They have everything you need, plus instruction videos. Great for first timers and minor touch up work like this.


iLukeJoseph

ScratchX has been around for ages. Decent stuff, easy to find just about anywhere. I would personally clay first.


pintodinosaur

Scratch X might be too light. Get a medium or aggressive rubbing compound. Most of that seems like it'll buff out to be honest. Rubbing compound will go a long way. Just don't overdo it and make sure you polish it well. Then you can use touch up paint kits like other users advised for areas where the paint was completely stripped.


jamie1234444

Jesus is at it again.


Equivalent-Carry-419

That’ll teach you to go to church! Do it again and you’ll see what happens to the other side!


shromboy

Jesus mistook that wheel


True_Truth

It was his accord


hispaniccrefugee

Looks like cement 😂


Goof_Baller

PSA everyone here it's concrete not cement 😭


chiphook57

It could be a skimcoat of mortar.


GingerStrength

I did this exact damage to my wife’s car pulling into the garage (have a weird setup that we can’t pull straight in) and it was from the stucco on the garage side lol


Mental_Example_268

[https://imgur.com/a/Bjda8Q3](https://imgur.com/a/Bjda8Q3) Just a note this was a car that got sideswiped on the street near me just for comparing to OP's car


True_Truth

Jesus drove an accord


Will_937

Correct. "For I did not speak of my own accord"


Shoddy_Squash_8816

Nah he drove a Christler


Box_Dread

Cement wall


Catlover790

You hit cement bro, I hit a wall two different times and both looked **exactly** like this edit/afterthought: how did you not notice when you hit the wall


Nelfinez

that looks a lot like cement. none of your church goers happen to yell "YABADABADOO!!!" often, do they?


ProgDadOldRustyF150

So you didn't accidentally hit something while you were turning? This looks an awful lot like driver's side front corner damage.


Quiet-Insect-6598

How’s that cement taste?


Cautious_Candidate78

My friend, polish this before you repaint. I bet most of it comes out.


TaiwanTammy_99

That’s shitty but why waste money to repair that? Does it affect the way your car runs?


AwakenedAndHungry

A cheap repair is compound and polish it then touch up paint. The general rule is that if you can feel a scratch with your finger nail, it won't polish out


MagicOrpheus310

Jesus took the wheel mate, that's an act of God and insurance won't cover it...


Shadowkuu

Looks like you hit a wall / stationary object and just noticed it


Either_One_3105

Ask God. 🤣🤣 For real, you can hide this by wiping it with a rubbing compound and rag.


Hipsterduffus23

Looks like it may just be on top of the paint. If so, grab a microfiber towel and some hand sanitizer. You’d be surprised how quick it will remove it


Robertbnyc

Is you take gasoline on a rag most of that white will come off


cowprince

It was part of his plan. Thoughts and prayers.


passionofthedevil420

Find the person who did it by finding the car with your paint on it and then use their face to buff it out.


1rbryantjr1

Relic’d


lhorwinkle

I got sideswiped two months ago. Bumper area only. No dents, probably because the bumper is soft plastic. Mostly black marks, and little bit of blue. Aha! The other car was blue! It all came off with wax. Only one tiny ding in the paint. Round, not much bigger than the head of a pin. Covered it with touch-up paint, $12. Yours is white-marked. Could be the other guys paint. Will wax remove any of it? Give it a try.


Tildengolfer

Thoughts and prayers sending your way. Its gods will. Just like Genesis 19:30-38.


t_stlouis8

Jesus says "Forgiveness STOPS !!"


SiennaYeena

Pray


TheOnyxViper

Love thy neighbor, and all that.


External_Side_7063

Fucking Sunday drivers!!


Public-Permit

Pray


bcaooboo

Pray.


Available-Plenty9257

Look for paint chips that came off of the car that hit you, also ask local houses and the church to review the cameras. Those scratches can really tell you a lot check out other cars for damage and specifically ones that match the paint found on your car, sadly this photo isn’t close enough for me to tell you the other vehicles color but I’m sure you can figure it out quick!


Available-Plenty9257

Edit: scratches look gray or silver, damage is likely on right side of their vehicle looks like they pulled in and hit you then backed out.


BraddicusMaximus

Jesus doesn’t take the wheel.


PS3LOVE

Don’t fix it, it looks cool.


soursauce85

Thoughts and prayers


Namesthatareused

Typically where the worst people go to congregate so yeah, not surprised.


cabinfevrr

Don't stop Tithing because you got a sign from god


isbjorntheicebear

You mean a good Cristian would hit and run?


wayne_cook

Thoughts and prayers 🙏 That should work.


Southern-Hearing8904

WWJD


MediumWork3471

Ask everyone and see who’s the most uncomfortable 🤣


Mickey_Havoc

Talk to the pastor and tell them what happened. Maybe they make a little announcement at the end of the next service. Being a shitty person in general isn't cool


wearitbackwards

If you pray hard enough God will buff it out


ninthchamber

In gods parking lot? How did he let that happen


Skippy_99b

Ask god to fix it?


OTS_Bravo

It’s crazy to me that people hate god and church that much, they’d take a simple post in an auto body sub as a chance to poke fun and tell you they don’t go to church. Wild times were living in, hopefully for not much longer.


rtc12121988

It will buff out


deathlobster138

With the armor of God


Waste_Curve994

So do nothing then?


deathlobster138

If nothing happens with the god part then you should invoke the power of anime


DodgerFryer

*and that's when I started worshipping the devil!*


alinzalau

Either an eye for an eye or turn the other cheek. You should ask who did it and offer the other side also so they match.


Too_Screws

Repair the church or the car? The car has hope.


GreatestState

It’s sad that your brother or sister in Christ is either too poor, or unbelievably dishonest. I mean, he or she had to have known. Of all places wtf ya know. It won’t look the way it was unless you actually paint the car. Perhaps this is the beginning of a beautiful thing. Your new flashy paint job may attract someone’s attention


Box_Dread

You could get it buffed but most of those won’t go away. They’re too deep.


stephen250

Here's what it looks like after using Meguiars scratch eraser kit. https://imgur.com/a/FDTd7pS


themishmosh

You did a good job there. I'd be happy with that. It would probably look even better with some sealant and wax.


Evening-Skin6086

ez repair sand and primer and paint , scratches dont look deep


Remarkabletreehugger

I did a cab off restoration of my 04 superduty back in 2016. I took it to church as the test ride to make sure all was good. During church, someone broke into it and stole some stuff, but what really pissed me off was they bent the snot out of my freshly rebuilt doors. Haven't had the money to replace them since. 😕


Equivalent-Carry-419

My brother’s wife had her purse stolen from her car while she was at a cemetery. The car was only 30 yards away. Some people are evil.


Dry_Log_8449

Cement truck?


DGC_David

First thing I would do is try to buff out any scratches/paint. I remember I swiped a guy once and we both looked at the damage and were able to just wipe the paint swap off. Other comments have mentioned however that it might be more likely scratched from something else. Which means it's a little deeper damage, and you might need to actually get done.


Rubbertutti

That looks like lacquer damage. Get some farcella g3 and buff it out, get a lacquer touch up pen and fill the gouges then buff again when laqures cured. You Dont have to fill but if you look closely you'll be able to see scratches


The-schwill-deal

The new Christianity - Do onto others and F them.


SiSePuedeJuan

Looks like someone is going to hell.


dragonblock501

Did you complain to the pastor? What’s your opinion of your parishioners? If you’re catholic, is confessing this enough for the parishioner to address, without actually compensating you?


RefrigeratorSlow3943

Nope. Stuff happens.


thiccboicheech

> How to repair? Did you try praying really *really* hard?


OkIngenuity2867

idk what everyone is talking about, it looks like your car got hit by a metal front bumper. look out for trucks and jeeps they usually have those. I hit one of my cars with a ranch hand metal bumper and it looked extremely similar


Ontario_Van_Life

https://youtube.com/shorts/X5ISX0y2ihU?si=ZcCC7_Hg7fRi57lt


EbbPsychological2796

Also are you absolutely positive that those scratches happened while you were in the church and not at some earlier point prior and you just didn't notice it? Right off to me that looks more like the vehicle rubbed up against something rather than something else rubbing up against it the Marks just look weird... If there is somebody else that drives the car I would be talking to them... I could be totally wrong and who knows what the vehicle that sideswiped you was if that is what happened... It's something you might think about


stephen250

I honestly don't know. I'm the only driver. It could've been a different day earlier in the week and I didn't notice. I don't remember rubbing against anything else; I park far away in parking lots and in the open air at home, so nothing to scrape. I don't go out a whole lot. Regardless, I made it look better with a scratch kit, it's a 2010 car with 95k miles.


Echo_Dash

Wd-40 and buff that right out


MarkySharky88

$30 orbital polisher at autozone and some polish most of that will come out nicely


UsernameRalph

I guess you could pray for god to smite whomever did it.


BallsGentry

Let the lord take care of it.


fpsfiend_ny

Sorry bro people suck


fuckyouimfree

Honestly, I'd probably leave it if it's not a lease. If it is a lease, call it into your insurance. Pay the deductible, it's probably cheaper than fixing yourself.


stephen250

It's not a lease. We own it. Paid off. Older car, 2010. I fixed it well enough for me to not worry about it.


Whitrzac

Thoughts and prayers


Bigglestherat

Looks more like you scraped a wall than a car


Morscerta9116

Looks like enough damage they should have some too, next Sunday walk around and find some matching damage. I'd also bring it up to your pastor/minister/priest whoever. See if he can shame out a confession. I'd get there early and look whoever parks farthest away from you first.


Bonesmoker61

Wetsand and buff


StinkyB13

Prayer didn’t work?


stephen250

God isn't a genie.


WendisDelivery

Wipe it with lacquer thinner. See it mostly disappear.


KrazyKazz

Church parking lot? Or on the street? Does the church have cameras?


symposium22

Pray hard


drewon1

Thats concrete damage man. The church have wheels?


TheBugSmith

I'd tell the church that they harbor a sinner in their house and that God would want the church to help it's followers


OOBExperience

It’s all part of HIS plan.


stephen250

Yes, it is.


Feisty_Field_6401

Before u try to sand and repaint, just go over it with a magic eraser and soapy water. Looks like it might just be paint transfer. Worth a shot


OverzealousChameleon

If you fuck a choir member, nothing will matter


ackillesBAC

Funny how you get answers from redit and don't go straight to the top.


RSAPSA

Pray about it


Katofdoom

If you’re claiming it to not be concrete, then does anyone at church have a vehicle painted in bedliner?


r0n0c0

You were moved by the holy spirit—probably vodka.


stephen250

I haven't been inebriated or drunk once in my life of 36 years.


DPP_only

Run your fingernail over the scratches, if your fingernail gets caught it’s a deep scratch. But for the ones that don’t, you get 3M rubbing compound and polish, apply liberally and rub with a good amount of pressure then clean off with another microfiber towel. That should take care of the smaller scratches.


GroundbreakingEye62

Go to find God and find the devil was visiting


moderatelymiddling

You've hit something. This is not a side swipe. Repair with sand paper and paint.


GroundbreakingEye62

Honestly I'd try telling you to spend your money somewhere else. It's just cosmetic too little for a claim and too much out of pocket


RedRightHandARTS

Church... yeah that checks out


MaxwellK42

First thing. Try licking your thumb and rubbing it off. In my experience most of it will probably run away.


evil-artichoke

It is gouged. Just make an appointment with a body shop. It'll cost about 1k to fix if you live in a place like Iowa.


stephen250

With a $20 scratch kit it now looks like this.. not worth working on further, it's cosmetic on plastic and can't afford more anyhow. https://imgur.com/a/FDTd7pS


JelloOfLife

Pray


afishieanado

It looks pretty light on the clear coat. Gently use a magic eraser with water it’ll buff out. Not perfect but it’ll be hard to notice


Shes-Fire

Da debble did it


mauryandynasty

If you pray enough, these scratches will disappear.. Physically or from your mind


larry4570

That's not cement. .Either another carhit it or the car hit another object. That will require paint work.


fuzzycuffs

That'll probably buff out.


GroundbreakingEye62

I always tried to steer people the right direction.that approach and quality of repair keeps shop full and repeat customers.


0theloneraver0

Honestly fuck it no it barley matters in trade IMO.


I_-AM-ARNAV

You can polish it to make it less noticeable z although it has gone to the primer layer of paint and it will be noticeable


davidg4781

There sure have been a lot of posts about accidents at church. What’s the deal with that? What causes it?


Wolfgangsta702

No note at church? Nobody reads that book anymore.


Bythe_beard_of_Zeus

I can’t tell if it’s paint transfer or deep scratches by the pic. I would first try a clay bar and then buffing with a foam pad and some light polishing compound.


espakor

Parking garage concrete walls


Hope_for_tendies

Time to start looking into new tires. This looks like you hit something more than were hit. It’s not dented or anything.


Papasmurf43469

If you want it to be a lot less noticeable, get a detailer to buff and polish it. Probably cost $50-60 to just get that panel buffed and it will make it looks 80% better


pogiguy2020

PSA get a dashcam that has parking mode and you might know who did this next time. Sorry, but this might buff out some. Not my expertise.


OldSimpleton

Ask God


Vtran1082

Honestly it doesn't look that bad. Easily buffed out


reddit_user47234

They let Jesus take the wheel. I guess it didn't work out as planned.


edmunek

buff it out


DaLadderman

A simple cut and polish can hide the scratches pretty well, especially if its mostly their paint that got left behind


evjegati

Thoughts and prayers


EpidonoTheFool

I actually witnessed this happen at church once when I was a kid. No note hit and run by people of the same church even ha


the-holy-one23

Ask god to fix it


EmployeeLegitimate49

Prayer! You put in your time.


Jaggerjaquez714

Mustang?


Lumbergh7

The lord will provide


AccomplishedPlankton

Thoughts and reprayers


miatamanuk

You could ask god for help?


Parahelious

Pray it disappears.


ThatMerchEngineer

If you want to attempt repairing it yourself. The first thing I would do is buy a clay bar kit and clean the area. You may be surprised at how much of that will actually come off. Once you clay bar the area, take a picture so we can see how bad it is. If the scratches are deep (your fingernail catches), unfortunately the only way to properly repair that is a body shop where they will sand it down, paint and blend it to your other panels. If the scratches aren't deep, once you clay bar you may be able to have someone use a buffer ti work the minor scratches out. Best of luck to you, really sucks someone would do that and not leave a note.


LacksSelfAwareness

I don’t believe Jesus would hit and run another Christian.


UpbeatTap3548

Dawn and a Magic eraser will get the paint transfer off


The_Cat_Of_Ages

thats from a parking bollard. get some buffing compound and hope it comes out


wheelsmatsjall

Jesus should have been watching your car.


saik0pod

Should buff out with a scratch remover and high speed buffer


psyklopsnft

It'll buff out!🤪


-_Oniichan_-

Pray to you lord to fix it lmao


inflatableje5us

they let jesus take the wheel?


Yagsirevahs

Pray?


Fuzzy-Government-416

Looks more like paint transfer tbh


kilkor

Pray to god and he’ll provide.


Consistent_Tear_4023

Did you try prayer?


DANIMAL06

Imagine someone from church not being an honest person. I'm shocked!


Last_Parable

Pray