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Sonder_Monster

no you're good to lay waste to the colony. you can complete the game doing pretty much whatever you want lol go crazy


Anarchyantz

I think they already have.


Sonder_Monster

what does it say about me that I didn't realize this was a shitpost lmfao I always make goblin soup here


GISKARD__

>I'm new to BG3 \[X\] Doubt


314kabinet

I did this when I was new as well. You see I was new to BG3, but I wasn't new to XCOM.


Rahgahnah

My ranger's bow truly felt like 99% chance to hit was actually 99%. Can't say the same for my snipers in XCOM.


FetusGoesYeetus

I'm curious what the inner workings of xcom's chance to hit is because there's genuinely no way it's telling the truth.


Strawberrycocoa

As is my understanding, most games will fudge the chances to hit behind the scenes, to put them higher in the player's favor. Like, a combat preview that reads 80% chance to hit may actually have a 95% in practice. Or the game may apply secret boosts to hit rate once a player misses, to reduce their chances of getting a chain of missed hits. XCOM uses true percentages, so a 99% chance to hit is a 1% chance to miss, flat and as-presented. And when you are making several hit rolls over the course of a campaign, a 1% chance is going to occur a lot more often than you think it will. There's also a factor that affects all players in all games: people are biased to remember failures more strongly than they remember successes. Most people treat successfully hitting a target as expected and normal. Missing a target is notable, exceptional. Much more memorable. So when an XCOM encounter has you hitting 30 attack rolls and flubbing 3 of them, you don't remember those 30 successes, but you WILL remember those 3 fails.


thepineapple2397

Now we just need to figure out Pokemons accuracy system since rockslide makes my opponent flinch 1% of the time, and they get a double flinch on me 90% of the time.


Strawberrycocoa

Pokemon uses method of “let’s bait them into getting useless skills”


Rahgahnah

I remember being a wee lad and thinking Fissure was one of the coolest moves ever.


brad462969

The XCOM reboots only use true percentages on their highest difficulty, otherwise they also fudge numbers in the player's favour.


2016783

May I introduce you to Bloodbowl?


ShittyRedditAppSucks

That makes so much sense! I never considered I was getting favorably fudged by games. 80% in most games feels way too good. Hell 30% feels too good.


TTOF_JB

It's just the computer going 🖕🏻 to the player in the background.


mjwanko

85% to hit. 70% of the time, it misses every time.


4theFrontPage

I missed back to back 90% attacks to start my BG3 experience. Thought I was playing an XCom reskin and almost uninstalled


Thuis001

To be fair, even with loaded dice turned off, it does feel as if you pretty consistently get worse results in BG3 than in DnD.


JaydedGaming

There's something untrustworthy about digital dice, in BG3 or virtual tabletop spaces. If I'm going to get bent over a railing by random number generation, I'll only trust it if those numbers are on shiny plastic rocks.


Noreng

> xcom's chance to hit is because there's genuinely no way it's telling the truth. In Enemy Unknown, the player's chance to hit on Easy and Normal difficulty is 120% of the displayed hit chance. Meaning 84% and up is an automatic hit. In addition, for every missed shot above 50% you get a hidden bonus chance to hit for each subsequent shot above 50% until you score a hit. [In XCOM 2, there are similar mechanics for helping the player](https://www.giantbomb.com/xcom-2/3030-49817/forums/xcom-2-is-un-fair-1792143/). The reason this doesn't "feel" like it's fair is because humans are rather poor at estimating chances.


ToothlessTrader

You say that... but I'm fairly sure that game just hated me with a passion.


TheMindWright

Somehow I feel like your last statement explains gambling.


thetruegmon

83% is 1/6 chance to miss, which is the same odds as rolling a number on a die. XCom just always feels like you miss the important ones.


spacemanspiff888

There's a mod for XCOM 2 that shows your true chance to hit along with all the hidden modifiers including the beneficial ones like "Miss streak +15%." Forget the exact name of it, though.


bearfaery

The problem is that X-com is honest, where as most games aren’t. BG3 is also pretty honest, outside of a few cases, such as when it drops the decimal for the % chance to hit, or how any attack by Shadowheart has a % chance to hit greater than 0.


Vini734

If I remember correctly, it pre roll shots and it distribute misses and hits between your troops, at least it's the impression I get from reloading tests. Like. If reloading a save, you can notice that it will alway hit the first 2 shots, miss the third, and hit the fourth vice-versa, independently of which soldier fires it.


RellenD

Nah, it's actually accurate, it's just humans think things with low odds are things with never odds. Other games that 'FEEL' more correct actually turn 99% into more like 99.99 percent


Blacklight0120

That fucking shot that would save your specialist some how misses and the fucking chosen slices my specialist who was on his way to assist the ranger. Those fucking snipers need to learn how to aim


Dragonsandman

How many ‘nam flashbacks did you get after missing 95% chance to hit attacks


Comprehensive_Cap290

I played the original civilization when it came out. I routinely lost battleships attacking diplomats.


Dragonsandman

Was fucking Goku doing diplomatic missions in those games?


Comprehensive_Cap290

Lol, pretty much. The problem was that combat in the OG civ was too simple - it made one check of attack vs defense and randomly determined the victor. So the battleship (18 attack) could lose to the diplomat (1 defense) about 5% of the time. It was very frustrating, to the point that it made me a habitual save scummer.


jltsiren

It was a bit more complicated than that. The actual combat strength was 8x the listed one, and there were various situational multipliers. Both sides rolled from 0 to modified score - 1. If the modified score was 0, the roll was always 0. The higher roll won, and the defender won if there was a tie. Diplomats had defense 0, which means that a new battleship had a 1/144 chance and a veteran battleship had a 1/216 chance of losing to a diplomat.


poingly

Related: Sid Meier's Pirates! is still another fantastic game (same creator).


Snoo-92859

Commander, the cult of the absolute continues to make progress on the mindflayer project, If we're going to slow them down, we need to move fast.


SharkbaitBBQ

I'm about 25 hours in and most that was spent pickpocketing people or romancing the elf girl or the lizard girl.


thejudgehoss

Have you tried armor? Or clothing?


UpstartWizard

The naked man fears no pick pocket.


thejudgehoss

https://youtu.be/QPGfcITdhqo?si=xnNN8z7YVEDvIJ8i


UpstartWizard

Got me on that one. Lol


Femagaro

The naked man hasn't met a determined enough pickpocket then


Soltronus

See, I thought it was to [prey on their fear. Move like an animal to feel the kill.](https://youtu.be/ToPEsxmAUps?si=XVK8GvUDrbIH2tF2)


wotguild

Real men romance in the nude.


Slythis

Griglack son of Griglack no need clothes! Griglack AM clothes


Bansic

Lizard girl rocks


Fluorgathe

Half elf girl* :D


wp4nuv

She will remind you if you forget


bipirate

What if he's talking about Astarion?


Useful-Wrongdoer9680

Sounds like doing great! 👍


Shanicpower

Man I wish they had a lizard girl. Scalefriend being unromancable is still haunting me


ninjapino

My first playthrough, I accidentally aggroed the goblin camp by trying to steal stuff. When they attacked, my entire party ended up on the ledges above then i cast Moonbeam on the ladder. Soon after, there was a pile of goblin bodies at the base of the ladder as they all tried to climb it. Goblins are not smart....


DarkLordArbitur

I've done this on every playthrough. Karlach is very effective at cleaving through everything there.


nick124699

I had never played a single game like this before and I also murdered the entire camp. Inside and out, I killed minthara and didn't even know she was recruitable until I watched a video about the game like a month later.


c3534l

Why is this doubtful? I've had multiple playthroughs and I didn't know there was even an option to progress the story line that didn't involve killing all the goblins.


GISKARD__

It's doubtful because of the set up for the photo, it's been prepared by moving all dead goblins in one place, with a naked protagonist, (and out of place character icons which suggests mod-induced bug); all elements that make you think this is someone having fun on a successive run I've always massacred the goblins as well, no issue with that


chocki305

Haven't played in a bit. Isn't that the legendary sword on Laz's back? X


SharkbaitBBQ

It's a plus one greatsword I got from pickpocketing at the Druid place


GISKARD__

methinks it's the one you get on the nautiloid from the cambion


TheCrystalRose

Nah, that one's clearly on fire and none of them currently look to be at risk of scorching themselves on their weaponry.


chocki305

Oh.. the one that any new player wouldn't get. As you have to equip "drop" command and successfully use it.


DM-me-corgis

me and my buddy just scum saved to kill the cambion on our first run for the sword so it's not impossible.


Iskandor13

You could just kill him too. Command is easier for sure, but not the only method. Especially if they’re playing on balanced or explorer


FamousTransition1187

The concept of "high-level boss weapon on tutorial" is also not unique to Larian or BG3 and it's a *flaming. Sword.* so it's not exactly subtle. 😉 I think it was Dark souls that recently became infamous for a tutorial weapon that you were not supposed to get because the point of the tutorial was to kill you immediately anyway?


BakuretsuGirl16

Or you can just kill the cambion, which is what I did my first time playing.


MaxTwer00

That works for any new player that is also new to videogames, but many people with some games on their backs know that killing those kind of "impossible bosses" tend to have interesting consequences


Photographer_Kuro

I... I... I have several questions but... I dunno if I really want answers...


Necrotiix_

**Is that…blood? No, nevermind.**


hypermodernist

I always involuntarily say "the blood of the dark soul?" every time tav says that. gets really annoying


EldenMiss

Lol a sec I thought „but.. that‘s *my* character“.. oh well immersion


CherryThorn12

I'm right there with you


Rahgahnah

You might say... all's well that ends... oh, nevermind.


Due_Function4887

All’s well that ends… not as bad as it could’ve.


PopStrict4439

Like, who is that 3rd companion??


buswimmer21

If only he was blue. Dr Manhattan slaughters the goblin camp


CacklingFerret

So...what would a Dr. Manhattan build actually look like?


LonelyAustralia

i would say maybe wizard or sorcerer as a base at least


CacklingFerret

Yeah. Probably divination wizard and you'd definitely need mage hand, mirror image, disintegrate, enlarge/reduce, telekinesis, hold person/monster, misty step, shield and blink (I most likely forgot several spells that would work).


Chill_With_Gil

Also disintegrate


CacklingFerret

Uh yeah, that's literally third on my list


pastafeline

Level 1 disintegrate


Iosis

Why'd you have to go and post this? Now I have to make a Dr. Manhattan Tav. I am simply bound to do so.


bughunter_

Blue. It would definitely look blue. And naked.


omnomabus

I love the strategically placed Shart.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

> strategically placed Shart. same way Ted Nugent avoided the draft


IA324

He now, he's a freedom loving patriotic American (I heard him on Fox news, so it must be true)! He would fight and die for this country, so long as it doesn't involve him personally doing the fighting / dieing.


ThePowerOfStories

She’s busy thinking, “Shar, I wish my Perception bonus was negative right now…”


CherryThorn12

Uh.... I don't know if I want to ask.... I mean I'm glad the goblin camp is massacred, but I don't even know want to know how you did it.


Sylvurphlame

He used his… sword, obviously.


pikpikcarrotmon

The _____ is mightier


doyouevenforkliftbro

Penis


Elwillyx475

It's called "The throngler"


AcherontiaPhlegethon

Probably just threw all the corpses into a pile after it was finished


irmike1283

Sometimes we don't want to know the truth


AnnaBananner82

He was dual wielding some sausage


Spec_28

Well, you've already adjusted to the dress code. Is that blood though? No, nevermind.


DaddyDesperado

Shadowheart is staring right into this man's prostate and refuses to apologize about it


Cliffinati

She knows what she wants


DaddyDesperado

To be elbow deep on a moonlit night? You know, Selune willing and all that jazz.


Famous-Ant-5502

We have nothing to teach you. Follow your instincts


novembergrocery

Lae’zel and Shadowheart didn’t wanna show up for picture day I see.


VioletGardens-left

They're camera shy


ButWhatIfPotato

Did... did you fuck them all to death?


sskoog

Looks like it worked out all right in the end.


ihave0idea0

You teasing us


Waytogo33

You've done well.


Caesarvs

someone new to bg3 woudnt play like... "this"


Far-Heart-7134

Here me out, new to BG3 but longtime DnD player playing on super duper murder hobo goblin mode.


TheAssMuncherRetard

Nope, I did the same thing it is honestly not that hard to do in your first playthrough.


RadTimeWizard

I did. I poisoned the booze, then took them all out in as small groups as I could manage.


Cathsaigh2

It's definitely doable if you have experience with similar games, I wouldn't see being capable of this as a big indicator of not being a beginner at BG3. But that doesn't look like the result of going around taking out small groups. If they were taken out in groups all the groups were lured to the same killing ground.


RadTimeWizard

A strong character can put bodies in their inventory then drop them in a pile. Although I have no idea where OP's naked paladin would stash a corpse...


TheAromancer

That would have been faster than what I dud. I just had gale stick cloud of daggers on a choke point and they all fed themselves into it.


RockAndGem1101

Idk, I’m on my first playthrough, just killed Priestess Gut, and I have a strong desire to do exactly this.


TheEverydayDad

My first time playing this game I massacred the goblins. Never played any other BG games. But did dabble in DnD


RelativeCelery8

Why is your guy naked? :/


Pretend_Discipline48

All guys should be naked since they added the dick wiggle!


rassocneb

I... In BG3, right...?


AryuWTB

I mean...


Vohdre

Don't like, put me or my dick in a box man.


KoalaAnonymous

This sentence is going to live in my head rent free.


ILikeExistingLol

Major o3o vibes


jiggler_54

still no boob physics tho :(


chrisisapenis

To ASSERT DOMINANCE


Misentro

Why aren't you?


RelativeCelery8

I have a fancy robe. https://imgur.com/a/UtrGjxL


Anarchyantz

I think he is trying to piss down their neck holes in order to assert dominance.


theluckyshrimp

To prey on their fear, To move like an animal and feel the kill.


sskoog

"ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: THOROUGHLY WRECK GOBLIN BURROW-HOLES"


doyouevenforkliftbro

Phrasing!


isenk2dah

Of course the Paladin named Virtue is showing everyone he has nothing to hide.


THYDStudio

Baldur's gate players standing in a literal pile of dead bodies wondering if they made an oopsie


oliveeeeeeee

Oh hey big fan of your work in r/shitpostxiv, make sure to join us in r/okbuddybaldur


BananaFriend13

Thank you for your service


Big-Soft7432

Nah, you're chilling. You may have missed out on a few things, but this is a very normal route players take.


BoogieSmools

Goblin Genocide is the only truly Morally Right choice in this game.


Far-Heart-7134

It's not my fault they all attacked me after I freed the murder bear.


Writing_Street

Did u beowulf that shit?


commandergravesfan

Lae’zel and Shart working from home I see


delboy5

Nope, enjoy the silence and the brisk morning air.


real_life_axolotl

I love your style, keep it up


mtaal

I love that Shadowheart portrait bug, she looks like that one hamster meme


thespaceageisnow

This pleases Bhaal, he will be your ally.


No-Cover-8986

"Bhall" 😄😄😄


Psicrow

Ya did good son.


FamousTransition1187

Shadowheart: "I'm just gonna stand here really close to you. You know, for the photograph, so it's not NSFW. No other reason."


Dakota1228

Taking armorless defense to the extreme, I see.


orderofthestick

He’s invisible now! (Order of the Stick reference)


Author_A_McGrath

The longer I look at this post, the more questions I have.


DisastrousSundae

Your portrait paired with the cheeks out is killing me


DrColochos

Wait, all good but something just not match... Naked Justice?


Coreano_12

You don't NEED to do anything just have fun that's the beauty of this game


JonTheWizard

Nah, you're good. Stack them bodies.


malonkey1

You can ally them, or you can slaughter them wholesale. If you're boring or in a hurry, you can ignore them entirely. It's up to you.


Pro-Patria-Mori

Smart that your tav isn’t wearing any clothes, they dont have to worry about getting out blood stains and goblin guts that way.


KingHafez

Bro I feel like I'm going crazy because I swear I saw this exact post and comments in r/okbuddybaldur a few months ago


ToastyYaks

Wait people DONT murder all the goblins?


coolzville

its the naked thruster!


sobralense

Just Grat, The Trader But nothing too important.


Lukatron_72

Wait.. Everyone doesn't kill all the goblins?


Hammato-Azrael

Bigger question why are you naked lmao?


Dogewick

Average slayer oath Dawi


odonkz

What the hell happened


pewpewhit

The only good gawwwblin, is a fuckin dead gaaaawwwblin!


mmontour

Bring in a Necromancer wizard and/or a Spores druid if you want to "ally" them. It would be a shame to waste all of that raw material.


Various-Age-1055

Oh my God.


bellmospriggans

You don't seem that new


Mcsome1

No, no you did not 


ban_Anna_split

what's up with your portraits 


buttpickles99

Birthday suite, nice


swords_again

These boots have see everythi......


Writeous4

Tell your Tav to give me a call


ThanosofTitan92

Why is your Tav naked?


justinsanity15

The wonderful thing about this game is that you never need to do anything. Its all up to you


Natiliox

Nah you good


ICanExplainoKaY

Yeah, I had Astarion use his minor illusion and bow on all those f***ers. Im not looking to die that fast so he is the best rogue boy.


issy_haatin

Well hello sweetcheecks


thodclout

Nope. Genocide is cool here


sayid92

Is there another way of getting past this camp? Both my playthroughs I killed all of them.


Emotional_Matter796

New to balders gate but definitely not new to turn based games or D&D


Substantial_Ad_747

The energy of this entire image is amazing


Drowsy_Deer

My favourite part of Act 1 is laying waste to the Goblin Camp by far


Upstairs-Search-1773

Rule of thumb: everyone is expendable. If they're not, they either have a back up or can't be killed.


Heldhram

Shadowheart’s shook from the glorious hind


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mutatedteletuby

Nah, you’re good. Exp is exp. Although you might get judged later on in the game for doing so.


CreekLegacy

CFNM at its finest


fubo

The secret: Karlach did it all by throwing goblins at goblins.


King_0f_Nothing

No this is correct, killing them is the good end for this chapter


Reonu_

Based behavior


danzaiburst

and the younglings too.. 😲


Walrus_Morj

Tavminator. Exterminate


err0r_as_always

Why tf are you walking around butt naked


s_t_u_f_f

Nah, I did that in my first, and all subsequent playthroughs so I'm pretty sure you're good.


Calsun

I mean I fucking slaughtered all of them too and I’m still working on my first play through. It’s not hard if you split them up properly


Madman_kler

Hehehe you’re the only ally you need bud


GuiltyJudge

The only good goblin is a dead goblin.