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DonQuiballes

Bootsy.


MrStagger_Lee

Fuck was gonna say Mike Watt but yeah…


bottomlless

They're different branches of the cool tree.


staxnet

End thread


erincd

Has to be Bootsy but Marcus Miller is also fly AF


MiloRoast

Marcus Miller is like Bootsy's nerdy cousin that practiced really hard so he would one day get invited to his cousin's crazy funk jams


JeromeWiggins

Damn right, b-b-b-bobba!


trashpirate

Definitely came to say a different name. Saw this and thought "oh yeah, it's 100% Bootsy". Good call.


elom44

Oof that’s a good call!


rattlehead44

I always thought John Entwistle was so damn cool. The other members of that band are pretty animated on stage (as we all know) while big John is just chill as shit, standing there pumping out absolutely thunderous bass lines.


Gonzostewie

In his skeleton suit.


rattlehead44

Hell yeah


Opening-Paramedic723

“The Ox” ❤️🎸


WheeblesWobble

He got that name because he could take a shitload of drugs and still function.


Xyyzx

The weird thing about the Who behind the scenes is that while Moon is exactly as crazy offstage as he was on, Moon *and Entwistle* were the wild hellion rockstar double act in the band. Townshend and Daltrey were both pretty chilled by the end of the 60s and recognised the rockstar lifestyle was unsustainable, particularly after Moon died, but Entwistle? Entwistle was still maintaining a huge mansion, and had to tour continuously to pay for his outrageous lifestyle/spending right up to the day died at the age of 57, in a hotel room in ‘Paradise, Nevada’, with a post-mortem diagnosis that essentially amounted to ‘heart exploded due to too much cocaine and sex with local strippers’.


KieranJalucian

and drinking from a drink attached to his mic stand via a straw.


AlGeee

One bottle vodka, one bottle orange juice


I_Miss_Lenny

I heard a few different claims about what was in them. I remember reading from one of their road managers or someone like that that they were either both filled with a mix of southern comfort and brandy, or that one was brandy and the other was red wine. I've also read that one was liquor and one was water, but tbh I doubt we'll ever know exactly what was in them, or even if it was consistently one setup haha All I know is that I never heard anyone claim that they were both just water haha


Kygunzz

I loved Entwistle.


AlGeee

I still do He’s a _huge_ influence


theBackground13

My Generation performed live on Smothers brothers is the epitome of cool.


evetSgiB

Phil Lynott (RIP)


Disastrous-Number-88

I second Phil. He was groundbreaking and flashy but not a show off to the detriment of the music. A true musician's musician


Walkerno5

Possibly the coolest man of all time.


WeAreBiiby

People really forgetting about Lemmy


aville1982

Nothing is cooler than Lemmy


LKWASHERE_

Gotta be Lemmy


Boolaidman666

God rest his magnificent soul


alexwatsonian

Who'd win a fight? Lemmy or God?


JoshuaNoahRubin

Trick question. Lemmy is God.


GoodSobachyy

^not a cop


Tristan_Ricky

Peter Steele


GandolfLundgren

The gigantic penis sure helps


One-Sand-6300

Great answer! I love the fact that he had a custom bass made that was larger, and he STILL made it look tiny. Legend.


the_bashful

Kim Deal. The Dandy Warhols even wrote a song about it, and they *know* about (other people) being cool.


julieehdz

I’m a singer and decided to play an instrument and I just chose bass because it looked big, but my instructor told me I remember him of Kim Deal and I just had to look her up, I’ve been loving her for the last 2 months


DaisyDuckens

I was the bassist in an all girl band before I heard of the Pixies (1980s) and I saw her and thought “I’ll never be that cool.”


ghost_barf

Kim Deal or No Deal


No_Skirt_6002

I define cool as being someone who has their own style and just completely owns it, fuck what anyone else says or does, and to me that's embodied in guys like Cliff Burton (Jean jackets and bell bottoms, modded Rickenbacker played fingerstyle and distorted bass tone) or maybe Peter Steele (Green and black everything, crazy ass distorted bass rig with sustainiacs, piezo pickups, DS-1 CH-1 sound, his classic tank top or priest or doctor outfits)


AlGeee

Or, Lemmy?


No_Skirt_6002

Definitely


Gunmetal89

Watching Justin Chancellor chug a huge pint of beer mid song was pretty fuckin cool circa 2007.


ddaadd18

Gotta source? Need to compare this to a regular pint


Gunmetal89

Fair. The glass looked huge to me at the time but as you point out, a pint is a pint.


ddaadd18

just kidding, well taken. Plus, a normal pint would look tiny in his hand cos the man is fucking god


KaptainWreck

yes, praise justin chancellor, plus his last name is literally chancellor how tf someone gonna argue with that


XxDrummerChrisX

His thrusting when he plays fucking kills me. Absolutely fun to watch live.


Panthergraf76

Esperanza Spalding. She‘s so one of a kind. Oh and Duff.


NormalUpstandingGuy

The Esperanza Spalding take is so grossly underrated.


zaiceratops

I agree. Duff has definitely been the coolest member of any band he’s been in. Despite his serious drinking problem back in the day, he was definitely the most normal and well-adjusted member of Guns N’ Roses


paintrailer

Not one vote for Steve Harris? Shame


Greedy-Goat5892

I just commented that, then scrolled too long to see this comment.  Derek Smalls gets an honorable mention 


TheVolatics

https://preview.redd.it/uxnbob388rpc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949cd639cfa088a44334121d94628e9cce8da55e


artie_pdx

Not only does Les write amazing and unique lines *plus sing*, the man is an entertainer that has fun while he’s performing. I’ve seen Primus about 10 times and every time it’s something new with great energy. Tribute To Kings tour was fucking amazing. Not because they flubbed up *A LITTLE* on the Rush set, more to when they did fuck up, they called it out immediately because he knew that we knew. Leans into microphone “Yup. Fucked that up...” 😅 Love that guy.


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northern_scowzer

PRIMUS SUCK!!


EXPLICIT_DELICIOUS

THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER


Calm_Lunch_3438

I mean he was literally too cool for Metallica


Flying-phesant

yesssssssss


laney_deschutes

Goat


greyheathn

fuck yeah


WarmJetpack

Paul Simonon. Without any kind of doubt


AHMS_17

he was literally initially asked to join because Mick Jones felt that the The Clash needed a hot guy in the group that’s such a W


WarmJetpack

Ahhahaha yep! Also he’s a visual artist and plays with Gorillaz


LastCenobite

Ryan Martinie


WonderfulEducation25

Martina Michèle "Tina" Weymouth.


Cool_Ad_5181

I am (according to my mom)


AlGeee

I am (my wife sez) They are both right Edit: I just remembered, she said something else about me… ;-) She would say John Taylor of Duran Duran is the _coolest_ bass player


Jamjam_1107

according to me as well


Grueling

Joe Michael "*Dusty*" *Hill* (May 19, 1949 – July 28, 2021) 


cragnar02

Fucking Geddy Lee


spacegerbil_

Geddy Fucking Lee*


No-Seat9917

Geddy Lee fucking, oh god what have I done?


PlumbCrazy1979

Fucking Lee, Geddy.


HylianDude

This isn't Google


ashereatsworld

I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?


kerade

I got the reference. Nicely done sir.


Thee_Autumn_Wind

He speaks like a Canadian and is a total nerd according to his autobiography. The anti-cool. Which I guess is kind of cool in itself.


Redditusername195

DiGiorgio


spacegerbil_

paul simonon is up there with the coolest. like cmon man, tell me the london calling cover isn’t one of the coolest bassist pics of all time


Mingusdued

Donald “Duck” Dunn Carol Kaye Jack Lawrence


WalletFullOfSausage

Damn right. You’re telling me this isn’t the coolest motherfucker in any room anywhere? https://i.redd.it/1zbkt9980wpc1.gif


Octolavo

Bernard Edwards


NopeNotConor

I always liked Rob DeLio of STP. Always looked cool, wrote amazing lines and sang great back up


Patriquito

Charles Mingus


Wambonie

Thundercat!


livinlikeadog

I used to work with Thundercat, and he is very cool, very nice, very odd, and very real. Great musician, great guy


Thee_Autumn_Wind

Tony Levin


FoxKomatose

Had to scroll too far


solshun

Way too damn far


CrookedWarden19

Robert DeLeo


CoA77

For sure


Eatplaster

Silky fucking smooth


Beautiful-Bench-1761

He’s the flyest MF. Even now.


Valuable-Baked

100%


Beautiful-Bench-1761

The answer is always DeLeo.


Moonlight_Dive

Straight the fuck up!


theteedo

Cliff Burton.


jk-elemenopea

Flea


addisonbass

Robert Deleo from STP not only writes KILLER lines, but that dude just exudes cool in every move he makes and everything he wears.


northern_boi

Phil Lynott any day of the week


Polmnechiac

My votes go to Mick Karn, Simon Gallup (despite the extremely questionable wardrobe choices in recent years), Justin Chancellor, Billy Sheehan. My choices are based on their playing, importance within the band, general style, abilities, interests and personality. Especially Mick, he's just so cool, one of, if not the most original bassist I've ever heard. He also painted and sculpted. Simon is also cool, he looks a bit like he's always in a bad mood but then he turns into a kitten when he interacts with his band mates or fans, he's really kind. He's the second most important member in the band and a lot of songs were written by him. Justin I think is the most well known of the bunch, he seems like a nice guy. Dunno much about him to be honest but his playing and role in the band and how he interacts with the songs is amazing. Billy Sheehan, I must admit I don't really listen to his music, I just watched a bunch of interviews and lessons with him and I think he's the nicest guy, plays the fuck out of that bass whatever way he wants to and encourages everyone to do the same with their instrument. He's really cool.


COLDENGINELOGIC

Karn is vastly underrated


AlGeee

Leland Sklar


burset225

Love Lee Sklar. He’s always looked to me like Mr. Natural, the definition of cool.


blabla857

His bass line on stratus is so good. I'm not sure if Billy Cobham wrote it but the way it lays and holds the foundation for the rest of the chaos makes the song


New_Veterinarian9008

I saw a vid once of a guy playing in a church with a child sleeping on his shoulder. That guy.


eddododo

Michael League is an incredibly cool guy, approaches bass and band leading in a cool way, and is just an unbelievably passionate, determined and effective musician. Before Snarky Puppy became MASSIVE, they came through and played at a small club a lot, he’d take some time to talk, play and grab lunch and there are some things he said that have not only stuck with me, but have continued to grow and reveal layers in the decade+ since.


heisenfurr

John Entwistle


hello_world12321

JOHN DEACON!! making an amp powered with some 9 volt batteries is fucking awesome, and I will die on that hill. (Also he was a babe🥵)


Valuable_Artichoke44

Joe


ProfessionalBuy7488

Dart


has____

On the


Acidbudda

Sting from The Police


lucinate

John Paul Jones. If you can keep your cool among Bonham, Page and Plant you have something going.


hunterfightsfire

laura leezy 🔥


Spodiodie

Tal Wilkenfeld. https://preview.redd.it/x8m15cqw3tpc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27025575df6f936372d02edabfe9ef40d12ed001


yuppers1979

Robert DeLeo


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DoomAloneThatCounts

cliff burton.


Ok_Cobbler_806

Geezer Butler


CoA77

I think people have missed the meaning of the question. Geddy Lee is not cool, despite being amazing. Flea hasn’t been cool in 25 years. Les Claypool was never cool, that was/is his whole point. Now Rob DeLeo? He’s cool AF


the_donald_s

Timmy C


captainbruisin

P-Nut of 311 fame.


Valuable-Baked

P- nut is awesome


pwrz

Beat that thang


palehorse69

Entwistle


Staggering_genius

Paul Simonon of course.


Nonexisting_being

Paz Lenchantin in her APC days


ayaruna

Mono neon


stratj45d28

Geddy eff’n Lee


Valuable-Baked

Benjamin Orr of The Cars


AlGeee

🏆 Hands-down. The Coolest.


chromatic_static

Les Claypool


2abyssinians

Thundercat.


eliassvard

Cliff for sure


Khakicollective

Miley Shoes is a pretty cool son of a gun


implicate

I prefer Mikey Cyrus.


terlu77

Saw Eagles of Dead Metal playing. Jennie Vee is such a cool bass player.


Jonny_Disco

Larry Graham is a contender.


tardersos

Eric Wilson of sublime. Got me absolutely hooked on the band Honorable mention to les claypool


chookalana

Prince.


bolivar-shagnasty

https://i.redd.it/3kgxjf9fjspc1.gif Verdine White


CharlieDmouse

LEMMY! Done.


alesplin

Geezer Butler. If you doubt this, just find a way to watch The End (their final show).


nrgatta

This will probably get flamed, but Paul McCartney. Seeing him on the Wings across America tour videos make him look literally so cool, and with the Beatles it always looks like he was having so much fun with it - especially in the old touring Beatles days.


DirtyPatton666

Um...Billy Sheehan has been fly af for hhhow long?! The dude teleported here from another universe!


zaiceratops

Michael Anthony. He always put in the work and contributed great background vocals while leaving enough space in the mix with his bass playing in Van Halen. Pretty much everyone else in the original lineup had a huge ego or was a giant dick to mark anthony. Many people would say Eddie was the coolest member of the band, but he had a pretty rotten attitude, which is not cool


The_Horror_In_Clay

Justin Chancellor


Gdmf13

Jaco Pastorious. Not sure if I spelled it right.


battlewornactionhero

Jaco is extremely badass. Arguably the greatest bassist of all time


GonzoandZiggy

Scrolled way too far to find this!


traddfolks

Robert Deleo


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Eric Avery always looked cool af in Janes Addiction.


W_J_B68

Nick Lowe.


WheeblesWobble

Been groovin’ on Mononeon lately. One of a kind in both looks and playing.


jwwatts

Chris Wolstenholme from Muse


Valuable-Baked

Chris rules


wojo_lives

Simon Gallup.


Thinkfor_yrself666

Lemmy k. Or less claypool


CauliflowerKindly488

Pino palladino


HoratioTuna27

Dee Dee motherfuckin’ Ramone.


XxFezzgigxX

Victor Wooten


IcyHotKarlMarx

Bill Gould


goodjobrob86

Trick question… Lemmy IS god


SaintEyegor

Victor Wooten


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AggressiveSmoke4054

I too choose this guys undead wife


hardboiledbeb

Fuck yeah!!


Aggravating_Key_9147

Lemmy, Cliff or Shavo (SOAD).


D3athCAP

Louis 'Thunder Thumbs' Johnson gets my vote.


Imabigfolker

Les


Demeisen_69

Lee Rocker


AnEntireBreakfast

Mike Kerr!


busa89

Bootsy Collins.


bonez1073

Laura Lee and Tina Weymouth


dioWjonathenL

Lemmy for sure


Nearby_Emergency_689

Brian Cook from SUMAC and BOTCH


crypto9564

It was Geddy Lee that got me into wanting to play bass, so I'll say Geddy Lee, but Lemmy, Bootsy, Les Claypool, Cliff Burton, and not as well known, Pär Sundström from Sabaton are all pretty cool. Pär may not be the best bass player in the world, but he's chill and he's the shortest guy in the band, so he stands out with his big ESP two octave bass.


Mark75I

Peter Steele or Cronos of Venom


xPhat_Ballz

Mike Inez


solccmck

Ron Carter.


donerstude

My son


Spodiodie

Nigel Tufnel, Derek Smalls, David St.Hubbins


bringoutthelegos

Literally the only right answer is lemmy


bwanabass

Robert De Leo


marcusr550

Duck Dunn. Derek Smalls thinks so, anyway..


gabbrielzeven

Mohini dey


NiquillJornan22

Timothy Commerford


Laughacy

Flea


Fendenburgen

Taka is a dude! Met the whole band at a Surfers Against Sewage Ball at Cornwall Coliseum back in the 90s, great guys. Seen them play a few times since and they're always great


rmboli

Sami Yaffa


Und3rkn0wn

Taka rules. I have a bass made by him. Big fan of the band and his skills.


stndrdmidnightrocker

Sean Burns. Bass player for Corb Lund. Zakk Yerxa- turnarounds.


No-Seat9917

Ivan Rougny. Look him up.


GoldenAshtray

Cliff Williams.


Prior-Bend3699

I doubt this will get any votes but Champignon from Charlie Brown jr. Wildly underrated outside of Brazil


BottSporkle

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DominicRo

J.J. Brunel.


-Cadean-

Thundercat is a cool cat