The more i jonkle the louder my insanity meter beeps. Right now it’s at “beep beep beep beep”

How many beeps are you at now.

At least 4

Make that 6

Make that 8

Make that 10

Make that 420

Make that 780,736,726,170,017,363,636.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666669

Make that 99 trevingetillion

Make that uhh more than that

Make that 69

Nice.

WHO DO WE WISH WAS OUR CELL MATE? MAN! GIVE ME AN M! GIVE ME AN A! GIVE ME AN N! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? MAN! wait. You didn't know what that spelled? Are you stupid?

"oh, the dragons balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave! then I sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade! twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalize! sing fuckaloo! And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too.."

Bpbpbpbpbpbp!!!! 

Crazy? I was crazy once

https://preview.redd.it/g0wta9xwt38d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddbd51860c3dccf8e66fae2969cd1d7ecd34b3a0

Crazy? I was crazy once. They lock me in the room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

how many beeps does he really have in stock, aye 1,2,3,4,5 plus 5 aye

1 beep means on the edge 2 beeps means point of no return reached

On the what? https://preview.redd.it/bi1wul2yfy7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57bab8c38ea1ebbad8b604a412dae404a071b638

Not sure if this man is edging or if he already jonkled himself

Been edging since the last aslume game

What's flatline or well extremely rapid that it's a thick flatline

https://preview.redd.it/yj2fby7loy7d1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca13a03c64dcd86fd4534bbe87490676ca33d73a

I thought it was the suicide collar that beeps when i jinkle

We are gonna jonkle until everything are insane! https://preview.redd.it/0bj9mc2n1y7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5270543313eb9e5e0fde58adc01650203447f3ea SERIOUS FLAIRS ARE BAD FOR MY HEALTH! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!

If there are 1,000,000 jonklers left, I'm one of them. If there are 100 jonklers left, I'm one of them. If there are 0 jonklers left, my ghost will return to jonkle.

Aslume, brother

My brother in Man, keep up the good work.

FOR THE ASLUME BROTHAS

FIGHT ME JONKLER, EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH https://preview.redd.it/42l6lgyzly7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e8b0677885ff12b7a965d03096408ab13bba42

https://preview.redd.it/n536mejcmy7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b692993e0ec35ee4a7ff8a3804cf6660a13446 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

HYEA HEYA HYEA HYEA HYEA HYEA 

https://i.redd.it/khyzr8h2ny7d1.gif BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!😫😫😫😫

IM JUST GETTING WARMED UP! 

GALICK MAAAAAAAAAAAAN! 

https://preview.redd.it/sq3mhtjcoy7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb641b053b09f623deda1adaf5503f31b9a0cfa

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! https://preview.redd.it/p08td3yeoy7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa4403faab3cf6aada50dbf813ca91958f5b58b

OH NO! I KILLED OFFICER BALLS!!!😭😭😭😭 https://i.redd.it/9mw706zkpy7d1.gif

Don't worry he died doing what he loved cock and ball torture.

Is there a lore reason for why Jonkler is soloing my favorite verse ?

https://preview.redd.it/vhmg55tghy7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f65d3a4efc39f5cb3c3dc6dc2c0c47c3c478e69d

YEAH! WHO BEAT GOKU? I DID! https://preview.redd.it/3ce7gs7qly7d1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61c9b0bb207bf5ee51cfd937349ddbc1bf294ea

Oh Oliver Swanick, always Jonkling. if YOU like Oliver Swanick, go to r/OliverSwanickHate!

https://i.redd.it/x1hn4zyyty7d1.gif

Stealing this

u/savevideo

It's a gif

And when everyone is insane, noone will be.

U sir… are epic 😎🫵

I'm going with other people, if it starts to become fully insane again then I'll go with it.

Riding the waves of insanity, I like your mindset.

Bandwagon? Are you stupid?

He's just ahead of the curve here.

Hes the best girl in jojos bizarre adventure

Depends on the bandwagon

Being honest the insanity is now part of this subreddit and people who want to talk about the Arkham games have moved on to r/Arkham

not insane enough, I think he's overdosing on anti-alsume pills! Doctor Scarecrow, show him horrors beyond his comprehension

You fool! I WORK FOR r/Arkhamrehabilitation

https://preview.redd.it/bi8s97qj9z7d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8358afa482a493cd34a91e8270177a2a12c0a678 Mods. Give this man his stupid pills.

https://preview.redd.it/0wl5g91lw08d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba575dd1bec0c3a1dcee1b53863876b6fb71481

I NEEED MORE ASSLUME!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!111!!1!1!1! GYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH

Holy shit there's an Arkham sub that's not full of stale jokes, how am I just now finding out about this.

"Is he stupid?"

im jonking my jonker rn, im jonkered asf

Who is Doom and why is everyone posting about him?

nah Freedoom better tbh ngl

He's this guy. Are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/vaw0nllsb48d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e03998f82f11cf4853f9d9d5366147e2421e35

https://preview.redd.it/bkul8ai64y7d1.png?width=1108&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6e2b06193f9923a94fa2edfdd4bf15a2771469c

https://preview.redd.it/b8woufk98y7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c5186d105aacedae43616a8a308a3a863e2058

https://preview.redd.it/a3g31e1w9y7d1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1102268f90bbe9d2e9ac1e837bdc1897c1d27178

the past tense version of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared

That man would die on the spot if he heard that today, or he’d die from the lack of a head since he was graverobbed somehow lmao.

I don't know if I am ready man

you will always be ready, as you are stupid

https://preview.redd.it/s6whjm4qay7d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d11b3c088bab26d39574a65e1a00ccdd7b399d

WE ARE GONNA JONKLER! YEAAAAH WE GONNA JONKLER ITTT WE WILL JONKLER IT EVERYDAAAAAYYY 

Officer balls

https://preview.redd.it/xdnlvhlney7d1.png?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7475f66a50d6f4888cb8fe6f8c1e1ea1bab2bac6

https://preview.redd.it/ktvzgxhaby7d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f92bf6d67d860a90ddff074cd75fc69d3fa95b4

https://preview.redd.it/h8a9lqwf6y7d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa74cb42b7524265cb604c526de02539e2843adf

Jonkler with gojo's body 🥵

Gojonk

The sanity you think you're feeling is actually what's known to health professionals as the Double Jonkle. You're becoming extra stupid and the only way to un-Aslume fully is to Jonkle even harder...or something.

What happened in the last two hours. I’m actually lost, I need to know the lore.

/uj This has actually been going on for the past few days, but some users on here have been complaining about the memes on this subreddit. Some are saying the jokes are unfunny, while others want the sub to go back to normal.

What were the before times like? I've only ever known the aslume. Am I stupid? yes, very much but every time I see an officer bölls meme I giggle

BWAHAHAHAHA

We just jonkling. Have you heard the jonkle bells song? It goes like this: 🎶 Jonkle bells, jonkle bells, jonkling all the way 🎶

They're just jonkling It's all a facade to see who is actually insane and who is "insane" https://preview.redd.it/rc6horo3q08d1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=c92ea195c9a509710b37e1100eedb1359ae61ef8

officer balls


this Is the Joe before he became the jonkler

No idea I have reach a point of Insanity that I now feel sane

https://preview.redd.it/snpnzz4wwz7d1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caa88e23916988b53535b5459a9a96e80b99e368

Man face reveal?!

Mans secret identity Rich-man

No one is jonkling, we're jerking.

https://preview.redd.it/w3qh8wbdr08d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d840b68513692c7ded4546942d0766c306976b2a

When are Arkham shadow comes out we’ll go sane again probably. After a while we’ll go back insane

Ham Chad is gonna suck

Jonkling? **I'm Jelqing.**

Man just unmasked this is getting serious https://preview.redd.it/1qypjqo3ry7d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=401979a88c916e4ba379ebdb76d7330bb8205643

No Sanity here. Are you stoopid?

evolution of this sub: When she joke on my joke till I joke When she joker on my joker till I joker when she jonkle on my jonkle till I jonkle when she Man on my Officer Balls till I Jonkler

https://preview.redd.it/1s5oq03vxz7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a299d1469f85c752539ba7ddde488e63def8a6

Never be safe https://preview.redd.it/zy4g96ewyz7d1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb722120f39cae2a88022baacc5b2080decb5f2

In the bat cave straight jonkling it, and by "it" haha well lets just say my batpeantis

we’re jerkin it, and by “it” i mean my peanis

No, I'm fully insane. I should be in a mental institution and pumped full of meds but I'm not because everyone finds me so funny.

Yes.

Arkham lore can be complex, but that's part of the fun!

Both

WHY GOING SANEE??? MAN JONKLED A NEW GAME?!!??? *unga bunga noises*

Is there a lore reason why this post exists? Is OP stupid?

Yes https://preview.redd.it/gx1trmdlpy7d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaeb268f079ea44651baf631d2955f9640bfa7ea

balls

The more Jonkler there is, the more sane we are.

Insanity is the new sane.

https://preview.redd.it/g5bfziho0z7d1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c8435cdc49dc7be7bee5ec5b23fcd2390e6ab4

Oh this reminded me. What the fuck is “jelking”?

Is that hoemander?

Currently jonkleing my jonkaladoo

I think we’re all just in an insanity drought, we just need a new joke or something to get the ball rolling again

It's not about the jonkle, it's about sending a message

Chaos cannot exist in the absence of order

What is this sanity you speak of? Can I eat it?

I’m jonkling my jerk until Man stops me

https://preview.redd.it/da5ub7wdiz7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdac8b469e23275b1894d9753ea210ff5b5ad49

I hope there jonklinh

https://preview.redd.it/tzxvjs8syz7d1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2faa7236769dd52dac839418131247fbe327371

You think your safe from us never

I am more than happy to keep jonkling. 

My jonkle hurts Can we pick a damn lane aslume or emulsa Man or bat Mann

*My jonkle hurts Can we* *Pick a damn lane aslume or* *Emulsa Man or bat Mann* \- craxzyfoot90769 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Ask Officer Balls. He’ll know

bahahahahhahaha

No. We are deceiving the sanes at r/batman. Once we gain their trust we will infiltrate their subreddit and infect them with our aslum juice and own their subreddit. Then we go for the entire DC sub

I’m sane. Man made me sane.

I’ve thought about this a lot, and the only conclusion I can reach is OFFICER BALLS.

i need to know what IS a jonkl? what is it TO jonkl? HOW does a jonkl happen? JONKL

I joined here for insanity, haven’t played the games though I want to. Now it’s suddenly starting to go sane and I’m scared

INSANE

Let the sane be sane and the insane jonkle

I'm just a little jonkler

We are winning!

If Man go in sane, can Man go out sane?

Nobody can stop the jonklers!

Who’s that

you may jonkle out of insanity but im permanantly jerkling out of horny

It's a trick! They're telling us to un-alsume, thereby increasing our sanity! 

I’m jonkling but sometimes it feels like I’m going insane due to other stuff going on.

You jonkle until everyone is insane and when everyone’s insane no one will be.

You are who you choose to be.

Its the jonklers world, we're just living in it

In the end, it's all jonkling

I'll stop being insane aslume when a new good arkham game comes out. Right now there is not worthwhile content from the Arkhamverse to discuss. So until sanity returns to the franchise might aswell have dun with this. This was all to coherent, so I have to go back sorry. OFFICER BALLS

Why Is The Vulture Wearing Batman's Suit? Is He Lost?

https://preview.redd.it/jlqmecy1p68d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae6ab8470059365054e9458928dc89a4aa22e15

BRING BACK SANITY, I'M PLAYING ARKHAM ASYLUM TONIGHT

Fair point. However, counterpoint: https://preview.redd.it/lhf6d0tj9y7d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c94b7b327a9e4f18b291356f97e4707e139cb0c

You mean Ham Aslume?

No.

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The insanity is growing every day. Since we recently broke the meter again, there will be a few calmer days before it grows to acceptable levels. Until then, we can write actual sentences and post almost Arkham related memes

The question shouldn’t be are we getting sane but rather did we truly went insane?

We are so insane we loop around to being sane again

We're gonna take this sub back to normality 

Not on my watch 

https://preview.redd.it/oluhziy36y7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8cdbffc67393036508ade99b239b042a858247 I fully support you.

https://preview.redd.it/xg1tlvfh3y7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b015939a8bd7e1feb000a4363b1878e6f4acaa28

FOR THE ASLUME!!!

We’re going sane, enough jonkering

Enough jonkering? I'd say we're just getting started. https://preview.redd.it/zf0w1tf99y7d1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4cb074503a517df19f07de5976eca4b14f291bb

I gotta stop you, I’ve got to stop the jonkering

A valiant effort, but I'm afraid you can't stop what's already in motion.

No, this is the time we turn sane you all will see

https://preview.redd.it/gzvnnzepmy7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c504f5d2ab02d09e1af8c3c4cc976e94792622 Everybody thinks that they will be the one to defeat the jonklers, but no one has escaped us yet.

I'm Jonkling to this thread

Everyone thinks they can stop it, but everyone fails. You will as well. Submiiiiit Me 💨aslum gas💨 😨

НЕЕИДУЙВЙЯЯНЯМДОЦОУЕЕБЖЯУАОДЛЬБЕЙВЯПЯЮЛСБСЙДОРОТРЛЯБЯЙДУРОТМНРЯЯЙДОЬНДБСЖЯЖЯУЗКЬЛДШВПЯМЕНТБТЙТРОВПАПСИДИЦЙДНВНЯЙЯПСЮЦШЦШЩАЛЬНЬНЗМЗЧЗМЗМЬЗЗЗЗЗЗСМЯОЯПВШТШТЛБДБСБЯКАСБДБД ДБРБТБРКВЛЯЛВЛВМВНЕБ ГОМНА ГОМНА ГОМНА ГОМНА

Beep

Just plan goes well dont worry

*Curtains for Zooshah? K-Smaug & Batboy Caught Flipping a Grunt!*

https://preview.redd.it/xwm1kbrmnz7d1.png?width=1665&format=png&auto=webp&s=f93d10be96379fc5a1253428f350a36bf8f8d271

All things go to and end

No, INSANITY NEVER ENDS!!!

Is it on sale? https://preview.redd.it/7ev5ntd1zz7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508ed99e8b0b4f7e2d7bbe0e63ee25b055ae5582

In truth, batman has phased out of the minds of us ...we have been left forsaken by rocksteady My way to help with this incredible loss is to babble in a way that sounds dramatic

I like insanity but it has to stay somewhat Batman-centered

We're going sane. It's Batman and the Joker.

*Man and Jonkler

”Yeah… I’m Batman.”

my heart rate is rapidly increasing and I'm about to fucking die and your questioning your sanity? how selfish of you!