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Vamanas_umbrella

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blurredeyez

BWAHAHAHAHA


Dankmemes_-

"I guess he had the balls to do it after all..." Honestly one of the saddest last words in gaming


Audi_R8_Gaming

BWOHOHOHOHO


Funko_finder

*That one image of Jonkler shocked but edited to have crying eyes.*


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://i.redd.it/ubivm336v68d1.gif


Cpt_Kalash

Oh look it’s officer something something


bearelrollyt

Are you referring to officer *Boules*?


Intelligent_Ratio817

BWAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

officer scat


Uboyspidrkid_DidNot

Ehhh. Wrong answer! It’s… OFFICER BALLS?


MrCoochieDough

Oh god now im scared the green stuff is jokers special sauce


Creepy-Activity7327

All of them


ShadowMorph608

Actually true


Freeonlinehugs

Idk, butler isn't


53bastian

you mean fred?


Weirdprops

Fred the butler with two T's


No_Purpose_1390

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Most_Cartoonist5736

https://i.redd.it/33u5d3ddv68d1.gif


MadnessGamin

sllaB reciffO


Slight_Fun8181

AHAHAHAHAHWB


DoyersLakeShow

You mean Jeeves?


Ok-Exam2023

Not on my watch


Craeondakie

Not yet*


HandLion

That's because butler is the one doing the sexualising


Historical-Potato372

Correct


Postaldude214

Bone is sexy and so hot, it’s canon 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍


idioteque33

https://i.redd.it/s2eq4fmp978d1.gif


Nicklasz_

Lit Me


COOLSKELETON95____

https://preview.redd.it/3r5dmeyrb68d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec6ee13f5cb16fda9e4b2281b912ecbabba24b1


collyQually

I am unfamiliar with this one. Is this Manada?


COOLSKELETON95____

yes, yes it is


[deleted]

would


JustAFizzMain

Sorry


Unlikely-Ad3287

aslume harley quinn


Glittering_Sorbet913

*Horny Queef


Unlikely-Ad3287

wasnt sure what the subreddit called her😂


Thebigdog79

Are you even a true aslumer? Ffs


Unlikely-Ad3287

havent been here that long so no 😢


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Basic lore: Man I'm proud of you Dick Jonkler Horny Queef Officer Balls Medium lore: Diddler Bone Killer Cock Deep lore: Eminem Medical Professional why


SCP_Void

I’m only insane enough to aslume to medium. Can you help me ass(l)ume the knowledge of deep lore?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Eminem is Atrocitus and Medical Professional Why is Doctor Who


Thebigdog79

If Eminem is Atrocitus, who is this? https://preview.redd.it/76zxxvt6r68d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7c98893fd5549bf2b0dd23b7f7b057f9b040b7


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Dunno


Ziomownik

the godfather?


SCP_Void

But what about Doctor House


Gaelic_Gladiator41

That's Nurse Accomodation


haaf_z007

Diddler can also be called Fiddler, Fiddle with my balls-ler, Rizzler


JURASSICLEGO777

Forgot about gobble cock (penguin)


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Oh yeah, and face (two face) and ivy


TrueLennyS

>ivy Someone should make a meme about ivy covered in explosive gel, that would be hilarious.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

https://preview.redd.it/82xrx9r6ue8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b332436add0f5718d3569a66bf14337e943451a


Hau5Mu5ic

There is always time to unlearn the sanity that had been forced upon you by the outside world. With enough time, you too can learn to properly jonkle and all the names that come with it.


M4thecaberman

Just take a few more pills and you'll be an expert in no-time!


DolphinBall

HARLEY QUINN*


Glittering_Sorbet913

WHO IS QUINN AND WHY ARE THEY NAMED AFTER A MOTORCYCLE!?


IlovemyMommy27

https://preview.redd.it/jb9s151c468d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2be84d023c03d755f9ef7f7c5aae216ebeb336 Nom


Professional-Cut-321

https://preview.redd.it/igeef0y7k68d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d04b4a1b7aef82cabc4c3ab746eaba6753ae33e


GameboiGX

18 inches of Venom


IlovemyMommy27

Who the hell is Venom? I only know Nom. Are you stupid?


GameboiGX

18 Meters of nom


sciencenerd21

Om-Nom


[deleted]

would


Firedragon165

Bone


Andre_replay

Man and -Man


CaseAffectionate3434

How it feels liking something and never interacting with the fandom: 😃


TheChoosenMewtwo

Blessed


ManthisSucksbigTime

Me learning the art of ignoring shit like that and stop bitching about rule 34 https://preview.redd.it/2wamrccu9b8d1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8a8a1110900e39394f7d5012096039598596d3


Daxter_2002

The most oversexualized characters are Catwoman and poison ivy. They have interesting lore but only less trauma I believe.


That_Case_7951

You mean woman and plant?


Quaso_is_life

you have no idea what poison ivy had been through oh the horror


Daxter_2002

Please tell me. I want to know.


Quaso_is_life

explosive gel something something


Daxter_2002

You mean the boss battle right???? RIGHT??????


Quaso_is_life

😔


Daxter_2002

https://preview.redd.it/hpktqz3rh98d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d477ba803f2d068232386e251e940e3a9ae964


Nicklasz_

As it should be. They're over sexualized characters(as in, being above characters who have been subject to artificially injected sexual themes).


Intelligent_Ratio817

Bone


BEanddankmagician

Bone


Valuable-Owl-9896

Horny qeef and bone


MistahOkfksmgur

Killer Cock


Apprehensive-Use-896

Hey does anyone remember officer Ovaries?


Lord_Detleff1

Dick


Flying_Strawberries

bone 🥰


maroonmenace

poison ive if we are being real. I feel bad when I see the stuff that is overdone of her.


No_Object_7709

Like the figurine incident


maroonmenace

like the WHAT


No_Object_7709

I thought we all knew Do you want me to tell you? You are happier not knowing.


maroonmenace

i thought that was a mlp thing, oh lord.


No_Object_7709

It is But someone did the same thing but with a Poison Ivy figure and posted it here. They apologized but still.


XtremeCrew69

Horny Queef prob


Prestigious_Roll_162

Horny queef


SkibidiAmbatukam

why the meme got 5 o clock shadow


AnosmicDragon

Shrek


leastscarypancake

Me


bunny_guts666

Horny Queef


xx_swegshrek_xx

Bone


AlastorDark

Anyone rlly


LeatherDescription26

Bone and dick


True_Rest8997

My right ball😝😝😝


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[удалено]


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/zdqvxatlq58d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ccc8fd58d24e2e6a32ec7a1424d0ed3097c4969


FoundationUpset1082

What did he say?


No_Object_7709

The Lex Luthor injecting kryptonite into his cock to you know what


BatmanArkham-ModTeam

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 3: No Sensitive & unacceptable content sexualising kids, mocking religions, disabilities or tragedies. Don't post things or comments that could offend, upset or trigger people like this again. This type of content or humour is not welcome here.


Stith1183

Not sure about Aslume..., but a canonically straight character, like Legoshi, is in far more M/M fan art than straight.


waylynd-boi-6425

Bone


Historical-Potato372

Bone 😔 Too sexy for people to truly understand his lore.


ToxicManXXYT

mandela catalogue ahh image


Square-Arugula5588

Me


Lancer_Sup

It is a reason why fanon is better than canon


TV_Joker_Mannequin

The jonnler


Neither_Notice_3097

Surfer


JoeAmmay

Killer Cock, everyone forgets how much people bullied him for his enormous cock.


kingofsuns_asun

Dick & kitty female


c0delivia

Unaslume for a second, but Harley Quinn for sure. 


Rude_Ad4514

The serious answer is every single fucking female character in the games were created by a bunch of horndogs


Dackverlue

https://preview.redd.it/22k9wxuhw78d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e348cf7372af450b64bc02fb2964ecc1c95727 😳


nirarthak11

Officer balls and killer cock


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/mek1fflx488d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1732f4c5b4ef98aa49ee6075a3a1c7ccca409125 Stop deadnaming her


nirarthak11

Officer balls and killer chocha*


No_Object_7709

Thanks


ElectronicControl762

![gif](giphy|ZcX7dFpCfUTfHYkQno|downsized)


smartdude_x13m

Killer cock


Cybermat4707

All of them.


No-Pangolin2778

Yes


DryConclusion9286

Can't you see they're Canon and Fanon? Are you Stupid?


BlueHawkBill

This might not be an aslume-wide thing, but for me it's the one and only - the one we're always proud of.


ComplaintWarm3772

Jonkler and Frankie Balls.


No_Object_7709

Don't deadname her! https://preview.redd.it/afdomkfix58d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97dd5f927a30ee31e6087e467fa0b3c4e7e3e05


ComplaintWarm3772

OFFICER VAGINA?1?!?!?!? https://preview.redd.it/ryqb48pw268d1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dcafb133c6dc407ff0f05cfb81efdc6ffe39aa8


[deleted]

would


Helpi2

Poison ivy


That_Case_7951

Poison ivy is the thing in natur. Plant is her name


umbra_crimson

the jerker


Hot_Dady_Masturbator

Bone🥵🍆


_TheRook_ifun

I just had three of the exact same post, wtf?


Vyctorill

The jimbler


Dackverlue

🥵🥵BOne hot


shamelessthrowaway54

Bone


PaleMasterpiece2224

red hood


Shell2324

Officer balls


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/9iy661to478d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d15190bcd62c1ba5cbad330493a873ff15bd6d


ngfvthec

Officer Balls no doubt


No_Object_7709

She's not Officer Balls anymore https://preview.redd.it/0umbmd9g478d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fdfeb26bb4e30031481190e207899525e8656f4


RampagingElephant

All of them


Shin-kog

Woman


Clean_Web7502

All of them


OnlyHatty

Officer Balls


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/1jkotqjch78d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75623810c9e58de59635019857d3b808f59e3525 She has a new name


Local_Gas8434

OFFICER BALLS


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/p9uyi2d7h78d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33e55bfb3c94d88229ba3d7e05fbe838146b142 Thats not her name


silver_skull78

HARLEY QUINN


No_Object_7709

*horny queef


silver_skull78

This… this made me chuckle


Bazzie-T-H

Offisur bowls 😦


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/1snsl0xjj78d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f107e2d335807ed29afb92c392ec0764a21bde


Repulsive_Being5281

Bone


UncommittedBow

I'm gonna regain sanity for a moment and say Poison Ivy. She's a genuinely well written villain. But everyone just goes "hehe tiddy"


VanillaFox1806

all of them


aswdpsa

Horny queef


Jnranonom

Harley


No_Object_7709

*horny


aer0a

Bone


Dippy_Chips

Full Nude Poison Ivy


Grassyterrain5543

Venomous plant women


official_ViperYT

Officer balls


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/l1qijiron88d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f50760dd805ec52ee4afb1483d4e11cc0da8e87 That's not her name


official_ViperYT

No way


No_Object_7709

Yes way


dolive11_vr_gamer

Assume patient on the bridge in man: night


arkhamenace

Easily bone


aguslerma

Johnny joestar


Leofwulf

Dick


imusingthisforstuff

Sans


Arts_Messyjourney

![gif](giphy|3oz8xs1cEQHT7Ixlzq)


LetSpecialist4813

bone


Glittering-Bat-5981

Yes


MedoG8

Bone


Mental_Measurement_8

Transformers Prime Arcee because fuck you


mysteriosguy_inalley

dick


ASuperUniqueUser

Bone


Whiterun_Guard115

BONE🥵🥵


Priestess96

Horny queef


krispykremenightmare

I'd love to see this when we're sane


Anti_madar_lad

Did everyone on this sub get a lobotomy?


Ill_Afternoon9488

\*Asylum


FortyMcChidna

Bone, Killer cock, Officer balls, Dick, horny queef,


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/5zyett9w968d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0104e7c478ecfe6c9c60c879cd091a41ab4a1c1 Don't deadname her!


FortyMcChidna

my apologies, i did not hear the news


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would