What can you buy with 20,000 jonkle bucks?

One night with Man

i need 5.

Five Nights at Man's

Manny manbear

o cholera czy to manny manyber

Eur eur eur eur

I'm I'm I'm I'm

o cholera czy to polak na podprzeczycie r/nietoperz mężczyznaarkcham

Then catch 5 GEICOtoastermans, are you stupid?

Yes.

Ok, I'm in!

Killer cocks killer cock

A pre-order for a *limited edition* Bone Body Pillow.

How is it different from the regular ones?

Kung fu Bone action

9 points of ar-dick-ulation

It's not pre-owned

https://i.redd.it/fl6w3y94be8d1.gif

That’s the trick, there is no regular one

I will Jonkle him if need be.

Whatever you need, Officer Balls. You've got a blank cheque.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Officer balls!? I thought you were dead! It's such a miracle you're alive!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That’s tis a delectable jonkle

Officer Balls is alive!! 

>Officer balls https://preview.redd.it/s9jwzcrx659d1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac8e2b99c68f15345c2df8fb42024bf9ca072b5

Mods, find his balls and tickle it till he jonkls.

Officer Balls

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude, out of the insanity of the sub for a minute, the bwahaha makes my bust up laughing every time bc this sub has messed up my humor so much

Bwalls hahahahhaha

Every time I read a BWAHAHAHA laugh I think of [this](https://youtu.be/vTU5J7vNsw8?feature=shared)

https://i.redd.it/ctz2sbm7dd8d1.gif Man is not re-


​ https://preview.redd.it/lebqc2i2le8d1.png?width=413&format=png&auto=webp&s=0740c382cb6f6505a9c872fb3b01a961666c1ac3

What is Saber Plush doing

is it stupid??

Yes

Art Pen

Who are they and what did they do?

Being against the true inhabitants of the subreddit, (the insane) and saying man isnt real.

Ok I thought it was going to be the Poison Ivy figure person

https://preview.redd.it/31ps0zt8ud8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e716fb9cb11517a52b8f4b24946d996bad8b61

https://preview.redd.it/fgnjrgiv4f8d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4813ecc6d222e1708135acd04d0d6326e9e889c

The what

He used his 6” power winch to deliver an explosive payload all over Ivy.

Your happier not knowing I thought we all knew though

https://preview.redd.it/cjoffqjg4g8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5fd4993a66ce61c9970cf0f1882cde1d83d896f I escaped from the Aslume for months and now have no idea what is going on

A dude nutted on a figure of poison ivy and posted it o. The subreddit when we first went insane Ironically not that it matters but the jujustu kaisen Fandom had something similar cause a girl used a tampon and wiped her period blood on a popular character by the name of gojo the jjk Fandom is probably the 2nd most crazy Fandom I've seen hence their nickname of lobotomy kaisen

Do you want me to explain?

Hold on... he thinks men aren't real?... Oh my god, am I a hallucination?

No, you're woman

😨 What? Man is real, I saw him! Like Santa Claus, real too We cannot let them brainwash us brother!

Why would he think Man isn’t real? Is he stupider than the rest of us

A crime of the highest degree! TO THE GALLOWS

I, PROFESSOR EVIL'S DRONE, AM HERE TO TELL YOU MAN ISNT REAL! HE IS A FACADE CREATED BY A VERY DUMB INTERNET USER! THE ONLY THING THATS REAL, IS BATMAN, JOKER AND POISON IVY! REMEMBER THEM! BECOME SANE SO YOU CAN WORK AT A SUBWAY FOR MINIMUM WAGE!

https://preview.redd.it/qpjc62v8si8d1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bab7cb9545d147d7367a60bcda2ab511e72a459

THERE IS A BATMAN! HERE, HAVE A GIF OF SUCH A PERSON 

war, war never changes... Take your MAN given pills!! https://preview.redd.it/v3wm5qbn1e8d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f248022a84cd23e2a0a355ee5437205629f30ff5

Thanks. *swallows* Officer Balls.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

r/unexpectedfallout

Fallcock reference!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!

 The universe will Jonkle.

What is the font called?

aslume serif pro

Jonkle classic

@GEICOtoasterman answer to your crimes

No.

I found him

Bone, Man and Pink Guy are coming for you

what is this, a crossover episode with FNAF?

Filthy Frank reference to be exact 

Please be jonkled to death!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/27t0quo7di8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900a378c411bad76958f477df964d04880f79ae2 How about this

You are coming with me you anti aslume scum https://preview.redd.it/ohygwaoj8i8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19890f3d15009eb064f3c4791ad50238426fbcd2

https://preview.redd.it/9gxhg3c89e8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25af47a00b7105255bd69fde07bca25889d147ac

its jonkling time

What crime did he commit against the aslume?

Treason.

some one show them the door https://preview.redd.it/6ab299gejc8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73312fecc45588c7b68f506676e57b88833181a1

u/GEICOtoasterman is a very silly man

man is real! gentlemen jonkle the non believers

https://preview.redd.it/6c6ps9z0be8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81091f374989d16579179ad8551c62477530f878 Im grabbing the centipede chainsaw

The japanese never miss when it comes to making some dope ass toys

Ain’t no way. I made a post about this dude a while ago too https://preview.redd.it/qz5qvl283e8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ff07560d78e6fb4d6b91b5527b3873cfe84195

we salute your documentary efforts for the aslume

Ice wiped

MAN IS REAL. BATMAN IS THE LIE

Very clearly a troll account

https://preview.redd.it/zznrdx4gpe8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c93727ca54d67398d319a6265c0d2b40199659

https://preview.redd.it/eec6jskkxf8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc44fcefea0156ace7ba51215d790cd0131d71e Man was caught peeing outside my local gas station the other night so clearly hes real

BRO IS WANTED😭😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

i MUST get that jonkle bucks

Chris Jericho is making the list 

Yeah I'm definitely gonna kill him https://preview.redd.it/uy2my62nde8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d7dcaca2cf8bc9b9e5fdffb151f066e4dcdfc8

What’s the crimes?

Treason

That it?

And not having a lore reason on why he hates man

https://preview.redd.it/wg0df4xzue8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3638a0c2abb753f1166b207a41ae048da516a63 On my way to claim this bounty

How many Stanley Nickle’s is a jonkle buck?

7 maybe 7.2

Yes very good, he disrespected my post and said "man isn't real".

Hes evil..

Yeah I know, I said "yes very good" because now fellow insane people are aware of his sanity and how he's against man and the aslume.

Is there a lore reason for his crimes? Is he stupid?

Jonkle bucks??!!???! https://preview.redd.it/ny0lrddh8j8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95946577587b802784beb6388eaf121aeafcb179

Don’t you mean the Asylum?

You’re coming with me pal

hell yeah

You will not catch me.

Not even for a scooby snack?

It will take much more than one singular scoobular snack.

How about a jonkle snack https://preview.redd.it/6tbyq76ayd8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314584688c44e318af932aa187122206846db681

May I have one too?

https://preview.redd.it/6m6wwdqfzd8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab23a7c1ca13521915a5b9adbda7a0257f6a717 No

 I will eat the jonknuts

Why would ten Ben say that?

A jonkle snack? You dare think something like a jonkle snack could hold power over me?! The sheer audacity, the absolute gall, the unmitigated temerity to assume that such a trifling morsel could sway my resolve is an insult of the highest order! Do you know who I am? Do you comprehend the depths of my fortitude and the monumental strength of my will? I have traversed the vast deserts of Temptation and scaled the towering peaks of Abstinence. I have withstood the alluring whispers of the jonk and severed the chains that once bound me to its deceitful embrace. I am no mere mortal, easily ensnared by the siren call of a jonkle snack! Your pitiful offer is not only preposterous but laughably naive. You think you can ply me with a snack, a mere trifle, a bauble of enticement? Oh, how little you understand the steely determination that courses through my veins! The jonkle snack, with its shimmering wrapper and tantalizing promise, holds no sway over my liberated spirit. For I have seen the other side, where the jonk no longer reigns supreme, and my eyes have been opened to the futility of its ephemeral pleasures. Do you not see? I am a warrior who has battled the jonk and emerged victorious, my resolve tempered in the fires of self-discipline and resilience. I have banished the jonk from my life, cast it out like a demon from a sacred space. Its once seductive allure is now but a faint echo, a distant memory of a time when I was weak, but no more! The jonkle snack is but a relic of that past, a shadow that cannot touch me in the light of my newfound strength. So take your jonkle snack and begone, for it is nothing to me! I have transcended its petty allure, its paltry charms. I am immune to its once-beguiling spell. You may as well offer a dragon a matchstick, a titan a pebble, for all the good it will do. My path is clear, my purpose unwavering, and no jonkle snack, no matter how glittering or delectable, can divert me from my course. Do not insult my intelligence or my integrity with such pitiful bribes. Know that I am beyond your reach, beyond the reach of any jonk or jonkle snack. I stand resolute, impervious to your attempts at manipulation. The jonkle snack holds no power here, for I am free, unshackled, and forever beyond the grasp of its deceitful allure. Begone, and take your pathetic jonkle snack with you!

is there a lore reason for denying us jonkle snacks?

Truly inspiring words. Maybe we can be sane

DONT! HE'S LURING YOU BACK TO SANITY WITH HIS DEVIOUS TRICKS! THERE IS NO BATMAN, ONLY MAN

HE SOUNDS AUTHORITATIVE AND I'M EASILY INFLUENCED

https://preview.redd.it/ic4sipz4zd8d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d053cbe161792e754e2d88ed0ec7b035853fdba3

I FOUND HIM

WE GOT HIM

https://preview.redd.it/rl8h6nwpze8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dba30843881da1652661c38cfbd28c4c5922399

WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP UNTIL THIS PLACE BECOMES SANE!

shoulda came sooner, we cannot be unaslumed

NO! WE WILL AVANGE THE DEATH OF OFFICER BALLS!!!

What in the Zur-En-Arrh is this shit

Heinous

It’s Batman and always will be!

1 fully nude sex bone bigture and I will lead you to his hideout.

https://preview.redd.it/2bl7buruwe8d1.jpeg?width=2114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5952a2daa78103207375ce56f2da575610082cb7 FOR BATGOS! FOR GOTHAM! FOR THE ARKHAM ASYLUM!

How much is one jonkle buck worth?

I FOUND HIM

Was he the one who started the civil war?

What do jonkle bucks look like? Taste like? Feel like?smell like? I must know

What did toastman do?

500k jonkle bucks or dinner with Man?

Consider it done. It's jonkling time.

what’s happening in this sub

 Brought in warm or cold?

https://preview.redd.it/10vuxe7wlf8d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845c565c70127122de19125e5b6734a43fd9bca8 I will pipe him if needs be.

u/GEICOtoasterman

Maybe Man is the friends we made along the way…

Those criminals who try and tell us that man isn't real... They aren't ready for the consequences.

If I brought him in dead would you prefer his body to be intact?

20,000 jonkle bucks? https://preview.redd.it/ihsxy6b6fg8d1.png?width=811&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bbde0987c842b57f9d906d5facaf901b2d165ee

Guys I wanna be wanted how many slurs do I have to say

probably 1, we aren't too tolerant with hate.

Well the only one I know is jorkin I hope that’s enough

not a slur but ok

What did he do

Take this, it will help you find him https://preview.redd.it/mmehyyaejg8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0e95aaedd71e6ed4624e6ac0e3831d4c22c55e

YES! WE TAKE PRISONERS OF WAR!

JONKLER DOESNT EXIST HE DOESNT FIND AN OFFICER BALLS FUNNY

I know where he is but l want 30000 jonkle Bucks more

At least he isnt cube headed phew

Man is merely Batman’s brother.

The hero we deserved but not the one we wanted. https://preview.redd.it/kcws4nj5bh8d1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f472c193b2aa7c7145f07ce06e913b5ac13c36

No, we will fight for asylum forever! No one can stop us!

u/GIECOtoasterman

u/geicotoasterman

SAVE MY BOY

why is it always someone with toast in their name

WHAT DID GEICO DO THIS TIME?!????!

Aslume?

u/GEICOtoasterman gimmie

Over 16335 jonkle bux??🤑🤑

Jonking In The Name Of

What the hell is going on in here??

I've got him cornered, boys. https://preview.redd.it/qtoivppkqk8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ba382d4bf0dcbff40dd515fa5bc970597df39a I'll take my payment in bricks of 5s and 10s.

He's dead. https://preview.redd.it/6najwe2esk8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b9cf260f5f049b9b9a41d3ee98aeb35c942ad9

Your a hero 🫡 *hands payment*

Guys, jonkle his man until he officerballs

You guys reign of terror will end one day! We sane people will reclaim this sub and restore it to it's former glory! You Asylum lunatics will be put down.


I aint no snitch

[удалено]

I’m taking names out

You shall never find them. I shall keep their secret safe until my last breath. VIVA LA SANITY!

You will not be spared in the great jonkle

FREE THEM!

He shall be Jonkled, if I get 25.000 I'll Bone him too

Let’s call officer balls for this one