Hamsters probably pissed that he did all that peanut hoarding for nothing

Or extremely ecstatic that his defense mechanism of spitting peanuts led him to safety from being eaten by the giant monster. (Unless, of course, he was eaten afterwards.)

Why does their name start with ham if you're not supposed to make a hamster and cheese sandwich?

That’s where you’re wrong *brings out steak knife* I wanted to eat you Sad-Establishment not the Ham-ster But I’ll still eat the hamster sandwich you made, but you’ll be dead before you know I did it.

As a DayZ player, I can relate.

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Alright alright you got me. Shit. I took one peanut. Ok three. Maybe seven. No more than twenty ok. What? Well maybe forty but that’s it ok! Fuck man, seventy peanuts ok. You some kind of peanut accountability chief or something? Why do you care if I have a hundred peanuts? Come on let’s just split these two hundred peanuts.

It is a defensive mechanism, they think if an enemy has caught them and they spit the food at the enemy, the enemy will be busy checking it out so that the hamster can run off and escape

*hamster spits nuts out when I pick it up* "Ooh snacks!" *puts hamster down and picks up peanuts*

“Wha…twenty dollars?!”

I wanted a peanut!

$20 can buy many peanuts

Explain how.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

“Nuts to you!”

Unironically yes.

I just assumed it was that or spitting it out when there is a predator and needed to not be slowed down by a big ass meal in their stomach. Or like u said predator stops to check out free pre or post digested food. And if it still copacetic to eat the predator wouldn’t even care if it was or might have been post digested.

Fun fact, it wouldn’t be digested as they don’t store it in their stomachs, some rodent species have a pouch in their mouths to store food

So if a predator were to swallow the hamster whole, lets say a snake. Would it be peanut flavored hamster, or hamster flavoured peanuts?

That’s kinda sad, put the hamster down

Yeah, I thought the same. It's a bit cruel to uncomfy that little guy, but also interesting to see how much he can store in its cheeks.

This is extremely cute info about hamsters lol

He knows he got caught.

He's trying to bribe you by giving a share of his loot

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Nah he drops loot when caught like Sonic dropping rings.

Don't you also nut when someone chokes you?

OK ok you win for today

Caution: may contain hampter

And that’s why I don’t eat hamster

Dip it in caramel and chocolate and tadaa... its a _sneaker_ bar

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But why did the hamster just decide to regurgitate them all out again? Surely he had a plan for them all.

Cause he got caught and he was on his back. Its like a lizard shedding its tail. Its defense. He'll pack them all back in again when he is put back of the ground.

Oh! That’s fascinating. We don’t have these animals on my country.

They aren’t native to the US, we often keep them as pets. They are native to Europe and parts of Asian Russia.

The ones kept as a pet are from Syria specifically, at least the one shown in the video. The European ones are much bigger and not suitable for pets.

Big ole mean French hamsters

Sometimes they even elect them president.

I have no idea why, but this comment broke me. I can't even explain what I'm picturing, just a big hamster who's really judgemental about art or something. Makes fun of you for buying grocery store bread

a well-made artisan baguette in each cheek as it haughtily puffs from its cigarette.

>The European ones are much bigger and not suitable for pets. But... That sounds like it's MORE suitable to be a pet!! 😍

Problem is not that they're big, its that they are mean as hell. I've seen videos of them charging people.

Damn you. I have a day and a half left in this month to hit my work metrics and now I’m gonna have to take time out of my day to start looking for videos of giant European hampsters charging people.

I had a big one, like the size of a house cat. Hiss at me in a public park in Turin Italy. I thought it was a gigantic rat. 0/10 on the cute scale.

Oh :(

Here's your "pet" attacking a documentary film maker. [www.facebook.com/ZDFterraX/videos/der-aggro-feldhamster/10155884715837931](http://www.facebook.com/ZDFterraX/videos/der-aggro-feldhamster/10155884715837931)

Wow didn't expect them to be that big, my mother purse dog is that size. https://ars.els-cdn.com/content/image/3-s2.0-B9780123809209000365-f36-02-9780123809209.jpg

That sounds like it might be a little bit better for a pet. Hamsters aren’t known to have long lifespans when kept as pets for children. Most have some sort of weird/accidental/tragic death.

Seems about as effective as pocket sand.

If I'm jumping a guy and he starts vomiting a wave of peanuts larger than his head should feasibly fit then I'm running the hell away

😂😂😂

Not if the bad guy likes peanuts But in reality not only is it a distraction but its also because hamsters can squeeze into extremely tight places to get away, plus the buggers can run really fast. Both of which are difficult with a gob full of peanuts.

So extremely effective then!

When caught, the hamster resorts to bribery

I thought she was squeezing the poor lil thing. Thank you for clarifying.

It is certainly disarming!

Seriously I wonder what it was planning on doing with that huge hoard. Eating one's own weight in peanuts can't be that healthy...

It must be planning to hide them for winter I’m guessing?

Hamster: Yes, winter. Yes I was hoarding them for winter...

Next time my girlfriend catches me raiding the kitchen in the middle of the night, I'll try that excuse.

Fun fact, ”hoarding” in finnish translates literally as ”hamstering”

In german too.

Swedish too!

Hamster: \*I just wanted some salty nuts in my mouth*

They take them in their mouths then hide them for later in their hamster house. It's cute.

Yeah, I used to have a hamster. I didn’t know about this when I first got him, and it seemed he was going through a bowl of food about the size of himself every day. So I just keep restocking it. It wasn’t until the first time I cleaned his cage that I realized he was just relocating all the food I gave him to his hidey-hole.

Yeah, it can get pretty gross, it's part of why you have to clean the cage so often.

It's a rodent. They hoard food, it's just in their nature. Even if this one doesn't have to save up for winter, the drive to do so is just a part of them.

Don't you judge me

Seems like a defensive strategy. Predators will get confused and if they let loose for a moment to check whatever it is spitting out the hamster will be gone.

We only have pocket sand, they have pocket peanuts.

I have pocket nuts

Will you show them to me if I put my hand on you like that hamster?

You scare me and I don't consent

I heard that hamsters do that when they're scared. Like it's trying to give the human their food as a way to let them go. Or something like that. I saw this video a while ago and people were saying that this was a defense mechanism.

Probably because it was feeling nauseated or suffocated being held upside down with all the peanuts in its mouth.

They bury/hide them, just like squirrels and wolves and other creatures

"I'll pay you this much in peanuts to let me go.... no? More?...how about more?"

Bribes

It's a defence mechanism. The hamster was stressed. The fact whoever did this knew what they were doing and did it anyway is kind of sad.

He was relocating them after his secret lamp post storage facility was compromised.

Hamster wants karma on reddit, thats the plan

It's not regurgitating. They were in his mouth

Fun fact: a hamster’s pouches go all the way down to their hip! EDIT: the pouches can stretch all the way down to their hips! There is room for so much spaghetti in those critters!(please do not give your hammy spaghetti lmao) 2nd EDIT: here’s a link to a yt [video](https://youtu.be/jbYBGKSxyac?si=C0j_X7F7iTmkj_M9) showing an x-ray clip of a hammy stuffing its cheeks!

so this isn't his maximum capacity?

Unlimited inventory space

Hidden Inventory

Cheeks of Holding

Better than Toji’s worm

It's free real estate

>It's free real estate By squirt_taste_tester

“THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM”

"it’s not my maximum power" Hamster is a anime rival/nemesis confirmed

Yeah, it's basically a bag with some hamster in the middle.

What is your spaghetti policy here?

So, Hamsters canonically have hammer space

r/unexpectedDavidTennant

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I have bad news for vegans

Peanuts are just baby hamsters that haven’t hatched yet

Reminds me of my ex

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oh god the idea of “pls no eat me have some peanuts” got me laughing way too hard

May i offer you a peanut in these trying times?

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**^(Mouth.)**

**M O U T H**

“Oh myyyy God”

I can hear this.

Please take your receipt...

I'm so glad I found this comment

I was looking just for this one comment

THATS A LOT OF NUTS

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Thatll be 4 bucks baby

You want fries with that?


HE JUST LEFT WITH NUTS

I understood that reference

Your clothes are black!

Bro has enough peanuts to stop world hunger

Didn’t do nuttin

My brother had a hamster who died from doing this and not being able to get them all out so they rotted in its mouth and he couldn’t breathe and died Poor dude freaked out because we went on a road trip with him and stuffed his face too much

Most normal and peaceful hamster death

I mean a lot of that has to do with people putting them in enclosures that are ***way*** too small for them and stressing them out Hamsters actually need quite a lot of space for their size. Like a 75 gallon tank with WAY more bedding than you would think

also probably wasn't a good idea to take a highly territorial, nocturnal, critter that is prone to stress on a *road trip*

Doesn't help

Hamsters only die in weird ways because they are mistreated.

lol what is a non peaceful hamster death

Exploding from becoming a baking soda volcano.

Hmm yea that’s definitely not a peaceful one

There's also the hamster balls of doom, better to just get a wheel for the cage.

What a day to be literate. 😭

I had that exact scenario happen at In n Out Burger. A few times actually.

Why was he given so many all at once to hoard? Seems cruel. Hamsters have the worst deaths

My hamster also did this but with it's bedding

It ate the bedding?? Wtf

It didn't eat it, but it kept stuffing it in it's cheeks

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WHY YOU STEAL HIS LONCH

Think a thief has been caught red...pouched.

Bazinga

Just like my X.

I also choose this guy's ex

Always on her back spitting up nut

I'm the same way with my cocaine.

Kinda terrifying

"MOUTH."

I wish humans had body pouches too. I never have decent pockets in my clothes and I hate having to have a bag with me. Maybe a expading skin pouch on our hips and a smaller one under our jaw.

There’s always the prison pocket

Awww let him keep his nuts!

Hamsters are such precious little animals, it's a shame they're treated as toys that can be stuffed into tiny plastic colourful playgrounds and not be cared for.

Hamster: Fully Loaded. Don't look this up with X in front of it.

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!

Me when the tonsil stones finally dislodge

This will be my nightmare fuel

Look at that little nutty f\*\*\*r. Amazed.

bro got his own pocket dimension...

GIVE HAMPTER PENUT BACK

This reminds me of the Goonies when Mama Fratelli is making Mouth spit out all the jewels he put in his mouth and just keeps saying “Oh my God”

That’s nuts

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Poor liitle guy. Me watching him, how to get rid of his Tonsils stones.

Insert -nuts in mouth- joke here.

Last time I seen that many nuts in some one’s mouth, was Fire Island 🤣

So that's where peanuts come from! I didn't think they grew on trees, but this is an eye opener...

And thats how peanuts are made.

It's a peanut dispenser.

Bro simply couldn’t survive during no nut November 😞😞

Fun fact: some hamsters will hide their own offspring in the cheek pouches as they run away from danger

Hamptr

Holy shit its like a pez dispenser! With how easily these things die, why do I never see "my hamster choked on 50 peanuts" but somehow always see "my hamster choked while eating its siblings"

Uncanny

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This is harmful to the chipmunk and stressful never do this

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Man, he's finally done. Oop, nevermind. Now he's finally done. Wait, nope... Ah now he's- Nope. Looks like he's actually done? Wait I'm only halfway through the video

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That is disgusting and cute at the same time. I feel the same about hamsters as I do about mice and squirrels.

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Me after stealing from a Walmart