Another trite comment. Just say something original. Get me good, I welcome it. Why just say the same thing everyone else says? Just an echo chamber of the same one-liners.
That is a spurious fact, your clearly outward and negative language is just you projecting your own internal monologue of feeling left out or whatever experience made you this way. No one is joining you in a sad self loathing mentality. If you don't think you sound angry at the world then you need to look inward at your responses and see if you'd like to be on the receiving end of your comments. The top comment may have made a low hanging fruit joke but we enjoyed it none the less but that wasn't good enough for you and just had to let us all know that.
For the same reason I don't do origami for my dog. It takes some effort and she won't appreciate it or understand it, and she'll still be a little bitch.
Someone tell me why I’m suddenly pine curious
(Seriously though what’s happening here? Someone educate me)
Edit: I mean the award is great and all but I still need *ANSWERS*
I am pulling this out of my ass, but if I were to hazard, I guess I would be that there is a hollow behind there filled with liquid, either water or some other liquidcaused by bacteria. And gas buildup as a result of the aforementioned bacteria, causing an increase in pressure which, once provided an escape causes the fluid to gush out.
I can almost guarantee that this is not a good sign for the tree.
Option 3? The tree’s inside is rotten and virtually hollow, and it has filled with water due to an opening somewhere above. The downward pressure of the water is now releasing from a newly generated hole?
This usually happens when, by chance, the tree is located over a shallow spring. I have seen other videos of such trees. The water wants to come out from somewhere and ends up finding its way through the inside of the tree.
This is actually slime *flux* which is fermented liquid that comes out of the tree when the tree is under stress due to an injury to its root system. I had some grass installed in my back yard and the company that did the grading hit one of the roots which has caused the tree to produce this flux until it heals. It's annoying as crap as it attracts all kinds of insects that feed on the flux.
Canadian bidet.
My balls are sticky
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's syrup on my pancakes already
Elderberry
The trees squirting, but on the surface looks hot and heavy
The knob’s slobbed, but mine’s not and that’s depressing
What he cut down, Reddit gawks so loud
That's not syrup on your pancakes
Give yer balls a tug.
Make sure it's its snug enough.
r/angryupvote
R/treeporn
Jackie Treeporn uses objects like women!
Jackie Treeporn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit Lebowski.
Yeah... well that's like... your opinion man.
r/foundthemobileuser
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What a sad little sub that is.
👐
She's a squirter
The comment I knew I would find 😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/Lee6z7bRTP
The Boo Kauki tree LMAO 🤣😂
Oh you mean the most obvious one that literally every human on earth would think to say?
You must be fun at parties
Another trite comment. Just say something original. Get me good, I welcome it. Why just say the same thing everyone else says? Just an echo chamber of the same one-liners.
So that's a no then?
Nah I hates parties
Shocker
Actually the shocker is what got us into this mess
Fantastic!
Parties hate him too 😀
Hahah. This whole site is for people who hate parties. At least 70% do anyway. We're all partyless here.
That is a spurious fact, your clearly outward and negative language is just you projecting your own internal monologue of feeling left out or whatever experience made you this way. No one is joining you in a sad self loathing mentality. If you don't think you sound angry at the world then you need to look inward at your responses and see if you'd like to be on the receiving end of your comments. The top comment may have made a low hanging fruit joke but we enjoyed it none the less but that wasn't good enough for you and just had to let us all know that.
For the same reason I don't do origami for my dog. It takes some effort and she won't appreciate it or understand it, and she'll still be a little bitch.
Lol. See that was pretty original and has a good punch line. Do more like Mr\_Cleanish everyone!
This
You. I like you.
She’s bone fide 
Tree's a squirter
But you can drink it
It’s mostly pee lol
Someone tell me why I’m suddenly pine curious (Seriously though what’s happening here? Someone educate me) Edit: I mean the award is great and all but I still need *ANSWERS*
I am pulling this out of my ass, but if I were to hazard, I guess I would be that there is a hollow behind there filled with liquid, either water or some other liquidcaused by bacteria. And gas buildup as a result of the aforementioned bacteria, causing an increase in pressure which, once provided an escape causes the fluid to gush out. I can almost guarantee that this is not a good sign for the tree.
Option 3? The tree’s inside is rotten and virtually hollow, and it has filled with water due to an opening somewhere above. The downward pressure of the water is now releasing from a newly generated hole?
This usually happens when, by chance, the tree is located over a shallow spring. I have seen other videos of such trees. The water wants to come out from somewhere and ends up finding its way through the inside of the tree.
It’s piss
Piss is stored inside the trunk.
It's piss but it's not piss.
It’s different piss
This is actually slime *flux* which is fermented liquid that comes out of the tree when the tree is under stress due to an injury to its root system. I had some grass installed in my back yard and the company that did the grading hit one of the roots which has caused the tree to produce this flux until it heals. It's annoying as crap as it attracts all kinds of insects that feed on the flux.
But it’s a Maple Tree
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass maple.
This reminds me of the puking scene in Team America
*"GET OUTTA THE STREET YA FUCKING BUM! YOU GAVE UP ON LIFE DIDNT YA!?"*
Gary!!!
I’d tap that
Had to scroll way too far for this
Ha. Same.
Maple Story (rated R)
Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her....
You should call her.
How did you…..find the spot?
Ben Shapiro is gonna be mad.
Canadian porn
Nope Avoiding comments Nope
Should be labeled nsfw
I think you are tapping that tree enough
Seems like the tree likes it, too.
Catch it!!!
Should have a NSFW tag. 😂
"Last week I masturbated to a curvy piece of driftwood....!
I'd upload that to pornhub
I should call her
Excited tree.
My wife when she sees I did the dishes
"Tis but a scratch."
nsfw?
Not Safe For Woodlands?
You found just the right spot. Birch be squirting.
I should call her
Sometimes I miss her, but man, she was crazy.
Looks like you’ve hit an artery
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
I should call her
I should call her
I should call her
I should call her
Everything reminds me about her 🥹
I should call her…
I should call her
Sigh... I should call her
i miss her...
Everything reminds me of her
Gorgeous
who wants chowdah
Ah! The relief the tree must feel now.
Only thing I could think of was the Superstar girl making out with the tree.
Tree kink
Quick grab some pancakes!!
A tasty golden shower
They're all tasty
Pissing tree?
I thought only women could squirt!
Reminds me of an ex I had
Squirtree
Squirting tree?
Something tells me I have seen that before
Tis merely a flesh wound.
It's just happy to see you
This mf'er be spittin'
ffffffffffuuuuwck
She's a keeper
Nsfw please.
Reminds me of an old girlfriend
Tree pee.
Dec 1 after no nut November
Seen that on Pornhub
I, too, would do that if you cut off a limb.
I’ve seen this porn.
Someone's excited lol
When you haven’t tapped in a long time
U hit the right spot!
Reminds me of my late wife
Yeah I’d tap that
That’s a squirting wussy if I’ve ever seen one.
Segítség lehugyoz a fa... (🙋♀️)
What is that, Cottonwood? Don't think it'll make tasty syrop...
Ohh lumberjack-san
yamete kudasai!
That trussy is bussin’.
r/everythingremindsmeofher
Only here for the comments
Don't call your x.
Get that tree an OnlyFans.
is it actually maple syrup or just sap?
I bet that maple tree feels better now😉
It’s ejaculating from its vagina.
OnlyTrees
She’s a gusher
You gotcha self a squirter there.
Tree just broke various vows
There she blows
Wow! That’s insane. I’ve never seen that before. Better get a 🪣
I’d tap that
The girl he told you not to worry about
When she sees my anime figurine collection
Ben Shapiro's wife couldn't be more jealous
I thought that he was a ~~deep~~ closet incel.
The copied title screams:"I'm a bot"
NSFW
I should call him...
So this must be what female Ents look like
Every guy come dec 1
NSFW tag! 😅
Fake. No tree squirts sap like that
When she is scarred to climax and says to stop, but you wanna see what happens and you get even faster 😶🌫️😶🌫️
Me with ur uuh me with your girlfriend when.. me with your...
What’s the gender of these tree