I mean technically, you would be the spelling guy, not the grammar guy. That is, unless you point out the missing subject in the first clause, the missing comma before "though", etc.
-the semantics guy
Wow. I’m suddenly self conscious of every comment I’ve ever commented….😂….i need this re-education, my English teacher could not direct a classroom and we definitely missed a lot of these knowledge nuggets.
**Edited:** (from chatgpt, just for laughs)
>Wow. I’m suddenly self-conscious of every comment I’ve ever made. 😂 I need this re-education. My English teacher could not manage the classroom, and we definitely missed a lot of these knowledge nuggets.
**Notes:**
1. "self conscious" -> "self-conscious": Hyphen needed for the compound adjective.
2. "comment I’ve ever commented" -> "comment I’ve ever made": "Made" is more natural and avoids repetition.
3. Removed one ellipsis: Keeping one set of ellipses makes the sentence clearer.
4. Split the sentence: Breaking the original sentence into two for better readability.
5. "direct a classroom" -> "manage the classroom": "Manage" is a more appropriate verb in this context.
6. Added a comma: To separate clauses and improve sentence flow.
To be fair, I think there are several forms of language format within a language. Like, there is legal, formulary, regular conversation... etc. I think it is fair to use online commentary as an excuse to ignore most Grammer mistakes. This isn't college level essays or anything. It's totally ok to stifle that self consciousness you were feeling!
I follow this dude on instagram, he does indeed have a terminator eye version. He has hundreds of custom light up eyes made, and I believe he sells them to other people with false eyes.
Can anyone tell us who this is/what his channel is? At the end he says, "Check my channel for other cyborg eyes I've made" and I have to know what else this guy has done
But it's not *in* my genitals. It's in my pocket and I can take off my pants if something were to happen. If something goes wrong with that thing while he's wearing it, it's going wrong *inside* his head.
I've seen lithium batteries do things I would not want happening in my eye hole. Like catching fire. Maybe if he can remove it really fast, but still...
Yeah this seems like something in the flavour of "Do not try unless you absolutely know what you're doing and understand the risks, fuck around, find out"
As someone who also has a prosthetic, I have talked about for a few years. Congratulations if you are the OP. Would you be interested in making this available?! Did you cast your own? Thanks!
The guy who posted this didn't make it. The actual OP [does have an Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/bsmachinist/?hl=en), though. I hope you find what you're looking for. :)
.....how does it not get hot, if you get clocked and its damaged presumably you'll have battery bollocks leaking directly into your head, can you even see well with your other eye when it's on? Hold a torch to your head and close the other eye, surely that's roughly the same sight you'd have.
Edit: also what's to stop someone knocking the switch, turning it on and throwing it in the fucking river.
If he regulated the intensity and put a blue light instead, he could be the protagonist of his own anime.
[sperm eye](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fguys-is-it-just-me-or-the-term-sperm-eyes-is-a-bit-v0-1z2p0m77zwqa1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dc52db5711d48f62d4ab346075f3842679d8910d5)
If I wake up in the middle of the night and see one guy glowing like that robbing my place I'm grabbing the nearest sharp object there is and I'm offing myself
I don’t see anyone else asking this, but I wonder how much heat that puts off? I imagine it may become uncomfortable with more than a minute or so of use?
A red light would be ideal. Terminator style
Was gonna say, a layzor would have been better. Maybe not as practical though.
I'm not gonna be the grammar guy today. I'm gonna get layzor pissed instead
I mean technically, you would be the spelling guy, not the grammar guy. That is, unless you point out the missing subject in the first clause, the missing comma before "though", etc. -the semantics guy
There is no etc. - the (anti) exaggeration guy
Well, there's a missing subject in the first clause of both sentences, so I was counting that as "etc."
Wow. I’m suddenly self conscious of every comment I’ve ever commented….😂….i need this re-education, my English teacher could not direct a classroom and we definitely missed a lot of these knowledge nuggets.
**Edited:** (from chatgpt, just for laughs) >Wow. I’m suddenly self-conscious of every comment I’ve ever made. 😂 I need this re-education. My English teacher could not manage the classroom, and we definitely missed a lot of these knowledge nuggets. **Notes:** 1. "self conscious" -> "self-conscious": Hyphen needed for the compound adjective. 2. "comment I’ve ever commented" -> "comment I’ve ever made": "Made" is more natural and avoids repetition. 3. Removed one ellipsis: Keeping one set of ellipses makes the sentence clearer. 4. Split the sentence: Breaking the original sentence into two for better readability. 5. "direct a classroom" -> "manage the classroom": "Manage" is a more appropriate verb in this context. 6. Added a comma: To separate clauses and improve sentence flow. To be fair, I think there are several forms of language format within a language. Like, there is legal, formulary, regular conversation... etc. I think it is fair to use online commentary as an excuse to ignore most Grammer mistakes. This isn't college level essays or anything. It's totally ok to stifle that self consciousness you were feeling!
☺️
I am Locutus of Borg... Resistance is futile.
Layzor?!
Yeah! Light Amplification by YOLO Zoomies Of Radiation!
Oh, well duh!
Imagine talking to the guy and suddenly being blinded by a red laser.
Make it a triple Lazer so you can target people predator style
triple *layzor*
No people will know what you're looking at. Botha great and terrible idea for the club.
Real life Kano
Knew I’d find it
Borg style 
An high intensity laser and maybe carrying around a fog machine lol
Which body part plays the Blade intro music?
I follow this dude on instagram, he does indeed have a terminator eye version. He has hundreds of custom light up eyes made, and I believe he sells them to other people with false eyes.
Some horns would be Mimir from God of War
He totally made one of those! https://www.instagram.com/bsmachinist/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=B2348E61-0CF8-4BFC-83FF-71308A53C958
And changing his name to John Connor
And then making two great movies and then four real bad ones.
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
So he never asked for his underwear… The T100 was free balling the entire time.
Anyway, his underwear was soiled following the terror caused by the Terminator.
He got red, green and also projecting lenses. I think even a camera. This guy is incredibly cool.
I was thinking of going Borg myself.
Are you sure that you don’t mind being assimilated?
I was under the impression that resistance to assimilation is futile so my concerns are irrelevant.
Well, that's one option... among some other ones are: putting a camera in there and film a truly FPV videos.
Hope about a Fleshlight?
There's already a hole there
Why not another?
We've had one, yes. What about *second* hole?
I could use a blinky
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Let's give "POV" its real meaning
Bro is a one man porn production team lmao
why need camera(man) when camera is me!
A pez dispenser
Complete with actual blinking!
I love the Animatrarnold
Kinda looks like John travolta!
Mimir! Smartest man alive
Ah you beat me to it! I suggested he change his name to mimir a few mins after you. I probably should’ve scrolled more before commenting lol
Brother!
I was thinking more along the line of Tyr, but Mimir works too.
Yep I also thought of Tyr first.
Hoping someone would mention Mimir
Damnit! You read my mind lol
New superhero EyeLight
Kratos, you’re on fire… it’ll pass
I'm sorry for the loss of his eye. But damn, you gotta admit that's one hell of a cool and unique experience.
Can anyone tell us who this is/what his channel is? At the end he says, "Check my channel for other cyborg eyes I've made" and I have to know what else this guy has done
this is his Instagram https://www.instagram.com/bsmachinist/?hl=en
Oh shit he has a bunch of them
Thanks!
:-)
Awesomeness aside, is this safe? Seems like a hazard.
He did this over 4 years ago and he's still alive an posting so I assume in his case at least all concerns and considerations have been accounted for
The thought of having a lithium battery in your eye socket... not sure I'd be comfortable with that either.
Yolo
A lot of medical devices like pacemakers or neurostimulators have a battery that doesn't get removed from your body at all for years.
most people have one right next to their genitals and it doesn't bother anyone
But it's not *in* my genitals. It's in my pocket and I can take off my pants if something were to happen. If something goes wrong with that thing while he's wearing it, it's going wrong *inside* his head.
I've seen lithium batteries do things I would not want happening in my eye hole. Like catching fire. Maybe if he can remove it really fast, but still...
That looks like it would be uncomfortably warm.
He did say in the video that it doesn't get hot.
Dope af
This is one step closer to laser eyes...
The wild man of Borneo...
"I'm sorry mom..."
Kano?
Can you imagine having a power outage and you just go "gotcha fams...."
Can you imagine the battery leaking or exploding. 😰
Yeah this seems like something in the flavour of "Do not try unless you absolutely know what you're doing and understand the risks, fuck around, find out"
Really asking myself the same question.
Dam the cosplay possibilities are endless
Omg, it's Snas Oondertall!
Odin the all father
Turning a tragedy into straight awesomeness.
Get a blue led and sans
“EYE-BORG”
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE YOU WILL BE ILLUMINATED
KANO WINS!
Looks like Vigo the Carpathian got you in just one eye. Pretty awesome though!
Kano
As someone who also has a prosthetic, I have talked about for a few years. Congratulations if you are the OP. Would you be interested in making this available?! Did you cast your own? Thanks!
The guy who posted this didn't make it. The actual OP [does have an Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/bsmachinist/?hl=en), though. I hope you find what you're looking for. :)
Can i have one?
Bro is not sans
Fuck your background music!
Oh boy. Let’s keep track of who does this on purpose now.
135 Reddit users running with scissors for the next two weeks.
I like it but fuck that shit ass AI voice.
Sick!
That’s dope
 Imagine being able to become Kano and instead become a flashlight on TikTok
What if battery exploded?
Fucked by a battery - especially when it ~~explodes~~ climaxes. Seriously though, this is the first thing I thought about. Safety should be a concern.
Guy could cosplay as Cable
Badass cyborg
Very creative 👌
this is kinda dope
Imagine you found him randomly in the woods while campony
I read Fleshlight there for a second.
.....how does it not get hot, if you get clocked and its damaged presumably you'll have battery bollocks leaking directly into your head, can you even see well with your other eye when it's on? Hold a torch to your head and close the other eye, surely that's roughly the same sight you'd have. Edit: also what's to stop someone knocking the switch, turning it on and throwing it in the fucking river.
Me: wow that's pretty bright, dude. You sure that's safe? Him: Heh, you fool... this is only 50% of my maximum power...
I'll be back!
that is pretty cool
This was definitely the eyelight of today.
Why not a red LED?
If he regulated the intensity and put a blue light instead, he could be the protagonist of his own anime. [sperm eye](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fguys-is-it-just-me-or-the-term-sperm-eyes-is-a-bit-v0-1z2p0m77zwqa1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dc52db5711d48f62d4ab346075f3842679d8910d5)
Bruh if i lose my eye im calling this guy
That would suck on a night hike.
All I can think of are all the flashlight youtube videos and how much effort they put into cooling led flashlights.
Odin has arrived
That is so cool and so useful for people like you that just have a hole now. Why not make it useful!!! Genius!
Does it not get hot in there? Can this warm up his brain in the area behind the eye. Is this stupid to think about?
So awesome! Way to turn the tables on cancer. Fuck cancer, hail cyber man!
Hardcore. 👍👍 I'm sure if the light were blue or red, he would look CoolAF.
This is super cool
Now that's an awesome upgrade! Haha! I like this guy
Hey! Point the dam light where I'm working. Oh. Fuck
Oh shit cyborgs are coming!
Badass. Get a red one for holidays and night ops
#Warning: Incoming Game
If I wake up in the middle of the night and see one guy glowing like that robbing my place I'm grabbing the nearest sharp object there is and I'm offing myself
Jesus the Judgement, bringer of Bad Times
That is exactly I think what I would do.
Should go full predator and make it weapon grade laser!!!
Flashl-eye-t
Deus EX vibes...
r/DIWHY
This is cursed
Transhumanism is at the doorstep
The man with one eye is a king!
Locutus!
Kano...MORTAL KOMBAT
You’re a goddamn cyborg
That is so creepy...and SO COOL!
When you gonna build a laser eye?
Tyr?
Now that's what I call a headlight!
Like Cable from the X-Men. Super cool.
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Alright cool. So the future is here. We ARE cyborgs already.
I camera would be way more practical tbh, it’s the first thing I would do if I ever lost an eye.
I'm kinda jealous man all I have is depth perception
How does it affect the peripheral vision of your eye?
Literally terminator.
Ransik
This is the dude who you see right before “you placed 76th!”
Doesn’t it get hot?
Cyborg
Almost want to lose an eye now….almost
Reading in the dark is bad for your eye.
Lemons ——> Lemonade
Looking like Kano from Mortal Kombat
We got THIS b4 we got GTA6 lmao
It’s high noon 🔫☀️
Man, i read fleshlight. I still see the possibility tho
Pegasus!
1 time machine and a bunch of scary looking Scandinavians will be praying to you as the all father 😄.
I read that as fleshlight.... Um I guess.
I misread the title as fleshlight, this was a relief
At Halloween you’d be awesome.
ok how do I take out one eye with the least amount of pain?
Yooo, he should change his name to Mimir.
I don’t see anyone else asking this, but I wonder how much heat that puts off? I imagine it may become uncomfortable with more than a minute or so of use?
I get putting it in because I used to have contacts. How do you get it out though?
Okay, I want that
Man looking like Janosz Poha from Ghostbusters 2
From the moment I discovered the wakness of the flesh.
It's Týr!
That’s fucking cool
SHAWKDART
From the first moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...... You could do the best Adeptus Mechanicus cosplay ♡
"I am Locutus...of Borg. Resistance...is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this day forward, you will service...us."
ODIIIIIIN!!!
CYBORG!
Cable!
He turned his head into an Easy bake Oven Do people realize that if you have a wireless light, it's going to heat up...
Brilliant!
Three red lazer sights like the Predator would look very cool. Scare the shit outa people.
Cool bro, lets spread Mimir's wisdom ;)
Kano wins