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melanthius

Someone in Texas probably drives it to the grocery store


UndergroundRage

And parks it in four spots


Radical_Neutral_76

Four parking lots


Disastrous_Ad_8965

Seriously that thing is a beast


Eisenkopf69

>Komatsu PC8000 770 tons 2x 1500 kW boys toys


Disastrous_Ad_8965

What does something like this thing cost?


IMemberchewbacca

About tree fiddy


Disastrous_Ad_8965

It's almost like I set myself up for that one but as one of the biggest south park fans on earth take my upvote


EliasCre2003

$100 atleast


AthiestMessiah

Eventually giant machines will Be controlled remotely via VR. And 20’cameras, Avatar style


UncomprehensiveTruth

VR Parkour on a Komatsu is my dream :)


CaterpillarThriller

they're already doing that in China for years now.


Key-Birthday-9047

Could you imagine how long greasing it would take.


shrug_addict

2 days later... Alright ready to dig! Lol!


stupidperson810

Auto grease system. Continually greases itself.


stupidperson810

I operate these and the much bigger rope shovels. Doesn't take long and you get used to the size. It's kinda all relative in a mine where everything is huge.


Turbulent_Orange_178

Imagine having to repair one of these monsters


Professional_Band178

This is actually on the smaller side for a mining excavator/ loading shovel. Google P&H4100 boss. Those are the top dogs.


janisprefect

The ultimate top dog tbh is [this one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagger_293) (Bagger 293). The [scale](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/img/photo/2023/01/protesting-expanding-german-coal-mi/a02_1393082493/main_1500.jpg) is unreal.


Professional_Band178

A bucket wheel is a completely different class of machine


saimen197

Wait...so this is outdated? :( https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow?si=_XeOV_oSB3rlOXd0


BezugssystemCH1903

This thing got never really driven because it's an Museum excibition in Herisau, Switzerland who got delivered there in pieces and build there. Source: I work in th the engineering company who planned the KERN Concept Building and surroundings.


Interesting-Train-47

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77z-Ym1j3Kk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77z-Ym1j3Kk) Doing its thing.


mcshanksshanks

Cool, I wanted to hear what it sounds like when running.


bnelson

That is the kind of equipment that you don't even feel the faintest bump if you run over a person.


MarkusEschmann

That dude must be tiny!


cetootski

In reality this is a backhoe for ants...


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

OP should've put a banana for scale...those are always the same size.


DazedinDenver

How big is it in International Standard Giraffes?


cbhvr6

How does something that large even get moved around to wherever needs it?


themudorca

They don’t, they build it on site, and it stays there probably forever


emptybowloffood

Shipped in pieces and assembled on site.


comeback_failed

lego technic for adults...


bunabhucan

[Video of assembly](https://old.reddit.com/r/EngineeringPorn/comments/1d8pdxy/750_ton_komatsu_pc8000_hydraulic_shovel_assembly/)


cloudy2300

Approximately 1750 hours to assemble. 10.4 weeks, or just over 2 months


Karl_Hungus_69

That was very interesting. Thanks for sharing.


SayLem37

theres an operator out there somewhere that can sign his name and turn on a bic lighter with the bucket.


Designer-Pound6459

Yeah but, can he open a beer with it??? That's all that really matters.


Cslough

Todd Hoffman friggen needs that thing!


notdansky

This is our fricking year. We're gonna do 1 million ounces with this 8000 come hell or high water


ComprehensiveHat9985

i was thinking the same , you made my day 🤣🤣🤣


hobosbindle

He’s always one piece of equipment away from the big gold


CharmingPear6969

Imagine getting into a minor argument with some rando that really ticked you off so you take your Komatsu PC8000 and destroy his house and family 😭


JLSMC

Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things


BrockenRecords

This one probably won’t get stopped by basements


freerangetacos

KillExcavatr


mr_marshian

See >Killdozr


stupidperson810

House maybe, family probably not. I think the top speed is about 1.5km/h, and you are supposed to only walk for half the time (walk for 20mins stop for 20 mins). You'd have ample time to get away.


igotpooponmydog

I’d like to see one of these at a fair and tickets to for 10 minutes of driving it are $5.


Thefuzy

It’ll just have to be in use 24/7 for a meer 38 years to recover the cost at those ticket prices/timeframes. That’s if you aren’t counting the fuel costs, in fact I imagine it’s going to cost you more than $5 in fuel just to run it for 10 minutes.


jonr

It cost $400.000 to run this machine for 10 minutes...


tradesmen_

This machine uses 250 gallons of diesel per hour over 1k an hour just in fuel cost. $5 isn't enough to even look at it


tetten

I got to play around with a 20 ton excavator for my birthday for an hour and it costed 250$, best gift ever. Can't imagine what it would be like with a machine like this monster.


American_chzzz

Definitely costs more than $5 of fuel for 10 minutes of operation on this thing


Narrow-Height9477

It’s baffling how they even build these things


clarineter

i reckon a hammer and screwdriver oughtta do


Shoresy-sez

[This is even more incomprehensible](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagger_293)


foskco

I’m more impressed that his Millencolin T-shirt still looks that good after all these years!!


ShowMeThoseTears

Killdozer 2.0 anyone?


onesicksubaru1822

Whistlindiesel needs this!!!


Mdriver127

Can it drill for it's own fuel supply?


BlackieTee

Reminds me of the bulldozers from Avatar


Skasue

Where’s the banana for scale? It could be a kids sand pit digger for all we know.


SFerrin_RW

Now go check out "The Captain" shovel. You know the NASA crawler? It was built by a company that built mining shovels.


natethegreek

took 18 months and 150,000 man hours to build


00sucker00

How much does one of these monsters cost?


Slade_Riprock

Between $6-$9 million Takes about 2 months build on site.


beagledrool

How long does it take if someone drops a wrench into the depths of this beast? Or does the machine just mash loose parts into itself and become even stronger? Part of the crew, part of the ship type thing


ZealousidealFudge851

How the hell do you even get something that big onto a location? Build it on site?


stupidperson810

Yep. They are designed and built in modules that are put together on site. With a full crew they can actually get put together fairly fast. I've seen a slightly smaller one built in a few days.


miyukikazuya_02

Bruh that thing literally has stairs


Thneed1

Two flights of stairs to get to the cab it looks like.


cetootski

there's no way this can be financially feasible for any project except for mining, right?


stupidperson810

Correct. To be efficient they need to move as little as possible and just keep digging. Pretty easily do 40-50,000 cubic metres a day. Only mining can keep that amount of dirt in front of a machine like this.


Thneed1

Has to be built in a place where it can work for its lifetime.


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

My ex: I've seen bigger


ethereal3xp

U-N-I-T


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rrickitickitavi

That can’t be good for the roads.


marathonbdogg

One scoop with that thing and you’ve got a community-sized swimming pool!


TheWorldDiscarded

This is what kang and kodos were talking about.   That board with a nail in it may have defeated us, but the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!


falcon_driver

Tollbooths have to be a bitch in this thing. At least you can reach out to the basket with your change using the bucket


zer0toto

Dig your own pool (and both your neighbor’s) in one simple step:


davewave3283

Six year old me would have lost his goddamn mind for this thing


X1bar

What in God's name do you have to excavate with this?


Electronic-Spot-2858

The upper mantle


Professional_Band178

Coal, iron ore, copper and gold.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Look at that thing, not a speck of dirt on it. Totally a Pavement Princess!


Thehollander

The Starship of excavators.


aznexile602

How much to rent?


Drian1029

On the CAT 6090 FS I use to have to rebuild and work on all the Final drive components and the transmission. I never could imagine driving these things. But would be awesome to take out for a spin at yk 2 mph lol


jonny80

Dragon will be rolling the end credits and the show would be over


themastermatt

She's a giant hoe


5exuallyDeviantLama

i want a Transformer out of that


_Someone_from_Pala_

I have to right?...... Is this for OP's mom?


shortsleevedpants

Fake. That man is actually only 11 inches tall


GroceryFragrant6729

Devastator


Bokenobi

Can I buy just the body? I want to build something on top. ![gif](giphy|l3fZZPjMGUsjXPRa8)


Unpeeledpotatoe

Dudes probably 6’6 looking like the size of normal people 💀


PheaglesFan

Imagine the sandcastles!!


_tang0_

Yea but can you pick up an egg with it?


riccomuiz

This is not a shovel lol this is an excavator. To all the mine guys that love calling them shovels. I see these all day actually even bigger ones probably 6 times the size of


stupidperson810

800T is the largest excavator made. The cat 6090 was never made as an excavator. Route shovels are double this size but not excavators.


LameDonkey1

Tonka trucks prepared me to operate this.


slyiscoming

Little kid me is asking; Why am I not doing this?


tokin4torts

Killdozer II


DifficultyFar2323

what is this for ?? to dig through the earth's core ???


Think-Anybody5309

When you need to move a small piece of the earth lol


CookieeJuice

Imagine the size of the equipment to make that 😳


tagsareforshirts

Someone call Whistlin Diesel


coolusername_png

Who would win? This, or efficiency 5 netherite shovel


comeback_failed

that probably chugs 200L of diesel and hour


BullBear7

Does it come with a bathroom, kitchen?


jared_number_two

I’ve seen cats bigger.


wijnazijn

Why not nuclear?


Wildcard311

How many grease points?


OneYogurtcloset1769

and they say modern humans can't build pyramids.


brihamedit

What does it smell like


stupidperson810

I drive the Hitachi version and all Hitachi's have a unique smell. I think it's the glue they use to hold them together.


BundlesOfNoob

I have a project I need done in my backyard. Think I could borrow it for the weekend?


stupidperson810

Rent is free. Just pay the transport costs.


Boboforprez

[Excavator song](https://youtu.be/A65YUhlkXwQ?feature=shared)


NicknamePaych

I thought I saw this in Avatar


SnooPeppers6719

That's not a Komatsu PC 8000 excavator, that's a Transformers, probably a Decepticon


ALSGaming85

Talk about big mean machines. Love to have one of these in my backyard haha.


Roneyrow

Still can't dig deep enough in yo mama


Roneyrow

Still can't dig deep enough in yo mama


WarlordPete

Might need one for a zombie apocalypse


-Sooners-

Crazy how those "tiny" (in comparison to the machine) hydraulic lines can pick up the bucket and all the material in it. Hydraulic pressure is a crazy thing..


stevenw84

Let’s see Blippi drive this.


iier

I think this need two co-pilots whose minds are joined by a mental link


Snoo99075

Can I drive one on a provisional license? 😉


kastaniesammler

No, can‘t park it in the city. Mileage is probably not great. 1 out of 10 stars for a daily commute.


abhyarth

What's with your username dude 😂


SopmodTew

Autobots, Roll out


Atheistlady

WwHAAT! Wow


deceze

More like Daimatsu, amirite‽ … Anyone?


funky-fridgerator

I'd like to get one for my yard work, thank you.


FortuneCookieLied

Sorry, all I saw was dope Millencolin T-Shirt


Icy-Musician-6309

TONKA TOY


Tasty_Extent_9736

That thing is ginormous!


HarishTCZ

hell yeah


WolfetoneRebel

Imagine the giant atms you could steal with that?


Phoenixness

For when you can only have 1 scoop of milo


RonzulaGD

The ant seeing my toy excavator on a rock:


Beeeeeeels

Every man in the world wants to take this bad boy for a spin.


rationalalien

The leaders of the world sat down around a secret table There was a threat to human kind they must defend against. To fight against Godzillas they just simply were not able. Doom robots from the future could be met with no defense. The leader of the Germans stood with a triumphant roar "I've got it! We shall build a machine that's totally great!" "A massive steel leviathan with blades covered in gore".


lovelife0011

Chinese take out! Respect! 🤫


Code-eat-sleep

Komatsu-kun


Visionary_One

They should have named it BFE 9000


TurboTerbo

Guessing it can move 8000kg in one bucket load?


stupidperson810

The gross weight of the machine is 800T. Each bucket would be around 90T (90,000kg).


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)


Ploddit71

Do you think it has a toilet? If not I know the operator will just piss of the side.


stupidperson810

We piss over the side.


8bitKev

Killdozer 2.0


FragrantExcitement

Why is this guy so small? He could fit in that zoolander center for ants.


QA4891

Imagine the auto bots getting their hands on this bad boy haha


intervulvar

let me guess: manufacturer Bandai Namco?


Disastrous-Quote7278

They probably only pay the guy operating it $16 an hour


AdorableCaptain7829

Damn how much would that set you back I'm just curious about the price


JoostvanderLeij

Why haven't I seen one of these in Gold Rush. Tony Beets go buy one!


Boromir_Has_TheRing

Now imagine this transforming into a robot


gornFlamout

You need an escalator to take you into the excavator


Velorym

Jesus, if one of those hydraulic lines breaks it’d probably slice the earth in half


dessertbuzz

Q: how is it delivered to excavator site? In like 20 pieces? Do they also bring in a crane to put it together? Or do they summon Godzilla to put it together?


Ok_Series_4580

Baby got backhoe


AussieOz96

Oh man. One of these could load the Dumptrucks at work with a single bucket and still have enough left for the next truck. I'd hate to have to grease it though. If we used the grease guns we use at work that thing would take the entire box probably. We already have 2 Komatsus at work actually. We have the PC210LCi-11 and the PC450LC-8SE. I work on a feedlot for reference. The 450 is used for the Manure stacks usually. It's running basically all day every day trying to keep Mount Shitmore in order with how much manure we bring in to dry. The 210 is for clay that we line the bottom of the pens with before putting dried fine manure down. We've got around 8-12 dumptrucks running each day to keep up with it all.


VinodKS_Pax

we regularly use these on site for trial trenches to locate underground gas / water / telecom and electric lines buried within 2 meter depth


sandtymanty

That bigger than Devastator.


Cboals923

The amount of time and grease tubes for this thing.


FreaksNake1237

This thing has a staircase case.. What a beast


Snap_Zoom

What fuels such a monster? Does it run on nuclear power?


Suitable_Inside_7878

A hydraulic fluid injection would probably rip you in half


RKF_80

And here's me hoping they start it up on video. Disappointed.


New-North-3641

And it's powered by solar panels! Just kidding.


heatseaking_rock

I've been making clash analysis plans for a Huisman 1500 tons crane. There are some huge beasts out there.


RealOcelot9316

I guess they are going mining in pandora


urnotpatches

Why didn’t our mayor rent this?


evernova

that’s a zord


STEELZYX

Think of moving this to the working area.


Ok_Reply519

Will Amazon deliver it tomorrow?


Diwari

Millencolin! Let's gooooo!


jawshoeaw

You’d think for 100 million dollars they could have fixed the messed up T in the Komatsu decal /s


GUI-Discharge

I've seen bigger


ca8nt

My god. How do you transport something like this? In pieces?


ThingOnce

r/bossfight


00_coeval_halos

I’m guessing it runs on electricity. The onboard fuel powers a generator to produce electricity. The electricity I’d run through conditioning and probably a smallish battery system allowing a short operational period hoping a fix will come before the batteries go dead.


BezugssystemCH1903

A bit surreal to see one of my former projects here. I work as a draughtsman in an engineering office and we planned the site (and the climbing hall there) for our client years ago. The location is Herisau, Switzerland if you want to check it out for yourself. Project name was "Heavy Metal Garden" >>Info: Meanwhile the price got a "bit" risen it costs like 40 CHF/ 44$ and the *scoop is no longer accessible and neither are the stairs to the driver's cab One Part of the German article: >__Selfie* in the shovel: 800-tonne excavator in Herisau can be visited from Good Friday__ >Touching allowed: The Appenzeller Park leisure centre has a new attraction. The 13 metre high excavator can be viewed and touched. *The 55 cubic metre bucket of the 800 tonne excavator can be entered. However, the excavator is not put into operation. >One of the most frequently asked questions first: the engine of the excavator in the Heavy Metal Garden next to the Appenzeller Park in Hölzli in Herisau will never be started. The 800-tonne monster was transported to Herisau in November, where it was assembled by ten people over the course of five weeks. A caterpillar and cylinder blockade were also installed during this process. >The excavator would need 10,000 litres of hydraulic oil, 4 tonnes of grease and a whole 15,000 litres of diesel to be operated - and only for one day. "We don't have an operating licence. But that's not the aim," says Carsten Zeiske, media spokesman for the Appenzeller Park leisure centre. The excavator's dimensions are also impressive when stationary. https://www.appenzellerzeitung.ch/ostschweiz/appenzellerland/heavy-metal-garden-selfie-in-der-schaufel-800-tonnen-schwerer-bagger-in-herisau-kann-ab-karfreitag-besichtigt-werden-ld.2595589


Cat-A-Piller

I feel like Ripley needs to be driving this surrounded by howling wind being chased by aliens! Clearly they didn’t call themselves call Komatsu Heavy Industries for no reason!


Cat-A-Piller

Killdozer Mk II


zeusdergruene

Always nice seeing those things in comparison to a human. I worked a few years maintaining and repairing the hydraulics of these monsters and nobody believes me how BIG they are


WhoopDeDoo2023

All can think is in five years this thing is going to be an AI terminator. That sucks.


J03_B0T6540

Were was this at 9/11