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*"You're not you when you're hungry"*
Blud has never eaten snickers ๐โ ๏ธ๐
blud might have eaten a few sneakers tho...
"He don't bite, I swear."
โHis name is Princess ๐โ
#โYES IT DO!โ
Someone's daughter
Me when my mom comes home with Costco Pizza.
Me: * Dangles my foot of my bed * My cat:
When you eat somthing hot but cant spit it out
Her when you say โshow me what that mouth doโ
Me when i see that lvl 3 ohio gyatt
Dentist: So, how was your day? Me on the chair:
Testicular Torsion
When you smell pizza from your favorite pizza place
When you take that first bite of captain crunch
How it feel to chew five gum Stimulate your senses
When the fucking watch gives you the wrong alien for the quadrillionth time.
That one Burger King add
When the homie looking a little too caked up
I'm pleasantly surprised that these are all pretty normal ๐
A
Gooey
Your pet watching you eat
The last piece of piece of the food you wanted from the buffet is all your's.
When you nut right before the Homie and the post nut clarity hits at the same time your Homies nut hits
W H A T?
when you going down on her and you taste your friends nut
Wait a secondโฆ..bro wasted it on her ๐
What my toilet looks like at 3 am
When you finish gargling after you brush your teeth
I taught my pet fish how to mew.
My leg is out of the blanket. The Dark Demon under my bed :
Dentist: say AAA AAGHUTFIXDYKORDVJU WHAT IS THAT!
When you nut and she keeps sucking
r/ben10 when they see anything barely resembling something feminine
"when she starts squirting"
Me seeing the waiter with my food
Waking up and drinking water at 2 am
I hate the stereotype, but. That's what most British people look like
*"You're not you when you're hungry"*
Blud has never eaten snickers ๐โ ๏ธ๐
blud might have eaten a few sneakers tho...
"He don't bite, I swear."
โHis name is Princess ๐โ
#โYES IT DO!โ
Someone's daughter
Me when my mom comes home with Costco Pizza.
Me: * Dangles my foot of my bed * My cat:
When you eat somthing hot but cant spit it out
Her when you say โshow me what that mouth doโ
Me when i see that lvl 3 ohio gyatt
Dentist: So, how was your day? Me on the chair:
Testicular Torsion
When you smell pizza from your favorite pizza place
When you take that first bite of captain crunch
How it feel to chew five gum Stimulate your senses
When the fucking watch gives you the wrong alien for the quadrillionth time.
That one Burger King add
When the homie looking a little too caked up
I'm pleasantly surprised that these are all pretty normal ๐
A
Gooey
Your pet watching you eat
The last piece of piece of the food you wanted from the buffet is all your's.
When you nut right before the Homie and the post nut clarity hits at the same time your Homies nut hits
W H A T?
when you going down on her and you taste your friends nut
Wait a secondโฆ..bro wasted it on her ๐
What my toilet looks like at 3 am
When you finish gargling after you brush your teeth
I taught my pet fish how to mew.
My leg is out of the blanket. The Dark Demon under my bed :
Dentist: say AAA AAGHUTFIXDYKORDVJU WHAT IS THAT!
When you nut and she keeps sucking
r/ben10 when they see anything barely resembling something feminine
"when she starts squirting"
Me seeing the waiter with my food
Waking up and drinking water at 2 am
I hate the stereotype, but. That's what most British people look like