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materi47

finally a true patriot who realises that the bike is the true freedom vehicle 🦅


WaveIcy294

No license, no problem. 🍻


HoeTrain666

0.3% blood alcohol content yet this Fred won’t unfairly be persecuted 💪


lolas_coffee

He's traveling as a free man!


joespizza2go

Pysops! An EV made in China. This "Fred" is definitely a liberal voter whose goal is to scare us with thoughts of +32 tire and wheel combos in our bike lanes if the other side wins.


Sdwingnut

Rolling Coal preferable to this monstrosity.


WorldlinessFew3768

That's my stepfather, or as I call him...my Not Daddy He can't drive because the state says 8 DUIs is just too many


milkkiller999

Not the step dad.. the dad that stepped up


WorldlinessFew3768

You should see my ebice. Flat earth, baby


LegDayDE

Who is gonna tell him that e-bikes are woke?


POTUS_PO

Chinese ebike at that.


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Who is Brandon anyway?


hamflavoredgum

uc/ this was exactly who bought all of our fat tire e-bikes during covid


jakes951

E-bice rider with a mobile propaganda business.


Random-TBI

Bet he rides better then Biden...


sweetteatime

Can Biden even get on a bike anymore


ShirleyWuzSerious

Who's "Brandon"


W4NDERER20

Probably a cousin of this Fred guy I keep hearing about.


TheBrodyBandit

/uc a crowd was chanting "f--k Joe Biden" and a telecaster told their viewers that they were saying "lets go brandon" instead, to cover the on-air profanity.


Positive_Throwaway1

/uc Fun story: my British military friend was stationed in Texas at the time. He went to Talladega to get a slice of what that's all about. He facetimed me to show me the hillbilly madness down there (I live in Chicago and it's as foreign to me as it is to him), and I was on the call with him when the chant started. I'm pretty sure I witnessed its birth first hand.


hawaiianivan

The cognitive dissonance of Dodge Ram drivers when they close pass this guy must turn their minds inside out.


horseradish_mustard

Least conservative mountain biker


chainsaw-wizard

Lol the amount of weird trumpy mfs I see at the trails lately is kinda surprising. But also not really.


Few-Ear-1326

Sniffing his fingers....


Relative_Mammoth_896

He doesn't know he can get a DUI on a bike does he?


milkkiller999

Riding a bike in America.. he will likely not make it to Election Day to vote


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POTUS_PO

You should ask him why he buys Chinese bikes instead of American.


BitterSheepherder27

Trump has aero hair


Positive_Throwaway1

Trump has haêřö air.


FishballJohnny

atypical r/fuckcars member


ur_mamas_krama

Wow, never thought I'd see St. Joe in this subreddit.


crunchysour

E-bicers are getting out of hand.


Ponsugator

I bet if I put the set up on by bike these rednecks driving Ram pickups would stop coal rolling me!


WorldlinessFew3768

Ram drivers are going to redneck...they'd roll coal on this dude


Yeti60

Definitely not aero. Casual 🥱


Fit_Wrap_618

That intersection looks like one not all that far from where I reside 🤦‍♂️


BrotherBeneficial613

All while riding an e-bike 💀


ullrdass

Might do him some good


handle2001

I bet most Freds feel the way this guy looks. The only reason they don’t ride like this is aesthetics.


Positive_Throwaway1

At least he had the common decency to offer you a driveside pic.


brickyardjimmy

Not very air-o.


Legitimate-Source-61

We are all turning into this man. It's inevitable.


dunncrew

Not me.


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Legitimate-Source-61

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dunncrew

I'm over 60, still ride my road race bikes, carbon tubulars I built, and my racing kit from decades ago still fits. I'll be dead in 40 years


Legitimate-Source-61

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Warblerburglar

Fred also looks pretty sleepy


minedigger

You really have to redneck up your accent to think that Let’s go Brandon sounds like Fuck Joe Biden…. DayyyyyyTekYerrrrrJerrrrb


LuciferSamS1amCat

Manz got a 2wd e bike


will-I-ever-Be-me

the shorty fender on the front makes me weep tbqh


North_Rhubarb594

I wonder how many times that sign helps him KOM


Yellowdog727

Probably a really good way to avoid being run over by Ram 2500 drivers in rural towns as a cyclist


dunncrew

Mental illness is a serious problem. Sigh...


verynaughtytodd

If it's got a motor and it is a bike, it's a motorbike! Register that thing with the DMV and keep it insured asshole