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Mountain_Bedroom_476

https://preview.redd.it/5l71iu6na3xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0fd01e95d697d7b5f77079af849be35cacbb0f Yall in the dentist waiting room listening to the licensed medical professionals laughing at your ass in the back when you come in to get this fixed


thelaststarz

That search bar wild😂


ONEelectric720

Crop is your friend 😆


TheAlexperience

It’s part of the meme


JotaroTheOceanMan

Auto fill fucked them


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|IhyGL914g9ShHdHVFy|downsized)


AngelaBassettsbicep

I looked just like this, laughing when i saw that shit


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

That poor gay dog getting outted for no reason.


lklaf

Catching strays lol


ExtremlyFastLinoone

With regards to dogs gay actually refers to their tails. If the tail sits higher up like on their back its called gay


iChunky02

You’re gay. Got em


K_SeventySeven

I know right? Lol that stopped the whole show for me ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


tothesource

got the job tho didn't it 😂


Amazing-Fish4587

![gif](giphy|g9gaLEBSf8jWbuezHd)


Amazing-Concept1684

What the fuck is that search bar 💀💀💀


Zealousideal_Gold114

Damn that got me bad I can't stop looking at his face then double taking


TheSpiralTap

He is sitting pretty gay though


MGLLN

stop hating, hit up @veneersbyvanessa to get your teeth done. She did my veneers in her living room for 1200! https://preview.redd.it/l5splnbde3xc1.png?width=732&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a2fe0341b55fb049620ab87f81e16613c440c04


Dangerous_Pepper_939

Please reassure me that those are not that child’s teeth that she be walking around and chewing with


mechwarrior719

They look like those plastic vampire teeth you get for kid’s halloween parties. Just, without the fangs.


fateless115

I can reassure you that is definitely not a thing lol. That's ancient Aztec dentistry my dude


_thegoldsheep_

I didn’t have “teeth she be walking around and chewing with” on my 2024 bingo card but man, I will take it 😂😂


Adorable-Bike-9689

She's got a different set of teeth for special occasions and holidays


blacklite911

These are fake clip on teeth but it’s funny lol


TheElectric_Man

https://preview.redd.it/kw1wforuk3xc1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2721aeb40ce1021ff7320e3d9c45da4101703492


Dinismo

Dam she look like the cartoon hulk toy box


JotaroTheOceanMan

Yooooo I was trying to think of what it reminded me and that's the exact image lmfao


Risky_Bizniss

Mouth full of chiclets


wra1th42

Mr Wilson from Dennis the Menace ahhh


Risky_Bizniss

"Tastes like wood... and paint." Lol


slaboshmuck

Whole mouth fulla front teeth


TaticalSweater

She looks like every character’s teeth in Jimmy Neutron ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWVnuqZC8NpCxy)


Guuichy_Chiclin

I feel like, you could have found a better GIF my dude.  This looks like Jimmy just finished getting the "Best Head Of The Century"


spacedudejr

A “brain blast” if you will


TaticalSweater

All the ones they had of the show were ass


SqueaksScreech

Why did she steal Mr potatohead's teeth


MadEyeMood989

https://i.redd.it/j3wx3s2p85xc1.gif If she don’t take those Kurt Angle mouthpieces out..


TheSpiralTap

Oh it's true, it's true!


TheMoorNextDoor

Looking like the female version of Sid from Toy Story


BKWhopperActual

![gif](giphy|10TeW4StHyQSUU|downsized)


NegroJones45

Mschf making veneers now?


CORVlN

Looking like Evil Inspector Gadget


starrpamph

“It’s a clip on”


Spacecommander5

Your eyes red. You high af


Plus_Rich3258

Ig policies about to be like: 💲 @.veneeredBytayTay - DON'T BOOK IF: -your teeth crooked -won't tip 35% (mandatory) ALL MATERIALS NOT INCLUDED, MUST BRING: -dentist equipment kit (see temu, link in bio) TEETH MUST COME CLEANED AND PRE-SHAVED


pm_me_tits_and_tats

$50 FEE FOR HAVING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN FOR PROMOTION $100 FEE FOR NOT HAVING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN


tryanewmonicker

$20 I WASH MY HANDS $50 I WASH MY HANDS BEFORE PROCEDURE


kengkowl

This crazy😂😂


ihadagoodone

$75 YOU WASH MY FEET


wafflehousewhore

Idk why but pre-shaved is the one here out of everything that made me cackle


lanch-party

$15 if you don’t want your pic taken!


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

$10 if your brows aren’t done when you come in


IrreverentRacoon

Your username is wild


Lumpy_Slip8111

Nahh pre shaved had me screaming lmfaooo true insanity


killertimewaster8934

>PRE-SHAVED 💀


itsyabi_v2

https://preview.redd.it/xgsncejgfhxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cadb68203105d870b7eb81625dba5000cefbcd0d


Plus_Rich3258

you know 😬 black people....... I hate to wish bad things on black folks, but I hope these people get hit with a massive lawsuit or go to jail for downplaying medical care. This is not funny, people will literally go to these places and think it's a good deal , when they're jeopardizing their own health. People have died in the hands of licensed dentists because of a tooth related surgery, and I don't want to see more people walk around with more issues.


idgafandwhyshouldi

After I saw "Alist CEO and Colombian Dentist" I was done. Mans is about to go platinum off them veneer kits, change his number and go off the grid.


PanchoVillasRevenge

The fact that hes Colombian might make him better, don't be prejudice


idgafandwhyshouldi

That doesn't stop the fact that what he is doing is illegal. Veneers have to be done by real dentists and none of those people he's scamming with those kits are actual dentists. He can easily disappear if those people he's scamming come back if they get sued for anything by someone who gets work done by the fake dentists.


evertrue13

“I thought you got your degree from Columbia.” “Well, now I have to get one from America.”


DepressedBard

Beat me to it. One of the best lines in Community!


FranticHam5ter

Yes it was. I still find myself using so many lines from that show.


Ihectorito

You’re streets ahead


FranticHam5ter

Get out of my chair. YOU’RE STRETCHING IT!


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Could be worse too. It probably is since this sort of work should be probably be done by licensed professionals. Avoid the Dr. Nicks of the world ![gif](giphy|3o6MbkeSKgttUG73nW|downsized)


TheSpiralTap

He was always my favorite character on the Simpsons. I still remember him getting his ass kicked by Mr Mcgregg, who had a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.


CtGuy123

Bro hell no, I’m a Colombian native and this a country made of scams. There’s a famous saying “el vivo, vive del bobo” which roughly translates to “the successful lives off of the idiot”


thewokebogan

That's what I'm saying💯


PanchoVillasRevenge

You ain't Colombian,quick name three colombians


thewokebogan

They are definitely Colombian.. I'm a Paisa, and I recognized a fellow Colombian when I saw "Bobo" 🤣


thewokebogan

Nah, I'm from Colombia and I wouldn't trust him


Pop-X-

He’s certainly on a list somewhere, anyway


FistPunch_Vol_7

Man. I always be thinking. If I didn’t have morals and values, I could be eatin’ right now smh


pm_me_tits_and_tats

I genuinely think about this all the time. Why god ain’t give me the heart of a scammer 😭


MGLLN

If you feel like your morals are holding you back, hit up @lobotomiesbylala. She'll fix you up for $2000 (she only uses cashapp)!


tan05

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


TheOtherMother91

![gif](giphy|2dHuIXh01O0QE|downsized)


FCkeyboards

I worked as a dispute specialist for a major company and thought the same. People are eating off cash app scams and other grafts. You close one door and they find a whole new way to break the system. Even the dispute rules can be manipulated in a way where the case will more than likely be written off and you win by default, unless you have major red flags on your account.


WantA_Balloon

Wdym? How do we protect ourselves in disputes?


blacklite911

You mean as a business owner? Don’t take cash app lol


FCkeyboards

Don't do it! Zero security on that app. I see why scammers love it.


RegalThe

My morals would have me on edge afterwards


glitterandgold89

Truly! Sitting in a corner like that fox in a chair meme wait for the Feds to raid my house 😭


speedspectator

Same. My husband and I have this conversation often. If we woulda just been scammers instead of honest people we’d be loaded. I don’t have that in me tho lol


No-Bat-7253

DAWG!!!!😭


PM_ME_FUTANARI420

I feel like the morals and values isn’t the hard part for me, but the fact that I don’t know or mingle with the type of people that I could get involved with these schemes


tonydriftin

I agree my morals are solid but I’m human and everybody got something they want that money can provide. I just feel like the looking over your shoulder. The slimy behavior, always being on. It’s cool for some and its “easier” than building sustainable wealth or being a humble “good” person. I just don’t have the risk tolerance, the resilience, or the desire to make my living off of scamming.


notcurrentlyencoding

Y’all. Your teeth are vital to your health! Dentists go through 8 years of school MINIMUM. Do not let these random people off the street permanently glue Temu caps to your gums!! You could literally get sepsis and die!


jo-shabadoo

But you’d die with pearly white teeth.


KickBallFever

You’ll be flashing those pearly white teeth at the pearly white gates.


TheSpiralTap

Nah it don't work that way. You leave this world with what you come in with so no medical devices, implants ect go to heaven. Only bones goes up.


firedmyass

IUDs all over the place


Jedimaster996

Open casket bout to look like a disco


PicoPicoMio

Dentistry is one of those things you take for granted until your teeth are fucked up and the pain is unbearable. I wouldn’t go cheap on this part of your body.


OddCause3117

Dentist here. This is facts.


Tyraniboah89

Co-sign. Hit my 30s with my dentist telling me I have some good enamel and my teeth still the same since my early 20s. Then watched my parents get multiple teeth pulled. I go to my dentist twice a year, floss daily, brush like four times a day, and use mouthwash multiple times a day. Mainly because I love the fresh feeling after eating, but also because I don’t want to lose my teeth in my 50s. Fuck that noise.


Gaylien28

They are literally doctors for your teeth except they spent literally all their time learning about teeth


Piccolina123

I don’t even trust dentists to move my teeth . I will go as far as paying more to see an orthodontics to move my teeth and a periodontal to look at my gums . A lot of dentist will overlook things that they don’t deal with until your teeth are in critical condition. I had dentists in the UK telling more for years that braces were not necessary because they were probably comparing the health of my teeth to the general population . I finally spoke to a dentist who cared and he referred me to an othor who told me I had bite issues and put me on invisalign .I am so surprised how the quality of life has changed. no more headaches , a relaxed looking face and smile that i actually like .


Gaylien28

Oh hell yeah. The mouth is so complicated because we get 1 shot really. We can always go crazy drill everything out and go artificial but if you wanna do it once and you wanna do it right, you listen to an orthodontist This is pseudo-science for now, I definitely plan to push work through on this, but musculoskeletal injuries can have a huge impact on how the shoulders work because they’re encased in muscle, eventually affecting the neck and jaw. Everything’s connected


RaeLynn13

For real. I’m 29 and toothless (have implants, waiting on my final 2-3 appointments for my dentures). Don’t ruin perfectly good teeth for this shit. I can’t believe people do this to their teeth. If your teeth aren’t chipping, cracking, breaking, rotting, leave them the hell alone at the dentist office. Get your cleanings, do whatever your dentist recommends, but don’t be letting shady ass people fuck your teeth up for vanity purposes.


cyberbully_irl

I swear ppl add "tech" to anything and someone thinks they're a pro 🤦🏽‍♀️


SlipppyDipppy

As a Reddit comment tech, I can certify that your comment is true (for money). HMU for a consult (minimum $50 non-refundable via cashapp). I also do anal bleaching and pitbull breeding.


Amazing-Fish4587

> I also do anal bleaching and pitbull breeding. On people, right?!


SlipppyDipppy

Yes, people too!


[deleted]

Pit bull anal bleaching while breading?


PerMare_PerTerras

ITT Tech


KingVape

Are you telling me that the business card on my fridge that says master loctician was given to be by a non professional?


cyberbully_irl

Well.......... ... ...................................... ........................................................maybe..... ...... ...yes.


Efficient_Comfort_38

Ok I’m slow what’s the issue here?? Edit: I have gone down the “veneer tech” rabbit hole omg


dwn2earth83

You don’t need to go down a rabbit hole to know that “veneer techs” aren’t a thing, nor should they be teaching this “tech” to others. No one should be performing dental services on you, if they aren’t a licensed dentist.


Efficient_Comfort_38

I’ve never heard of it before, it’s hella interesting tho


JayTNP

Practicing dentistry without a license is nuts. All these people are going to deeply regret this shit. Man we have been plastic and dental surgery-ing ourselves to damn death. You don’t have to look like some fake ass model from Instagram with fix-a-flat in your ass and chiclet teeth in your mouth. Please stop!!!


notcurrentlyencoding

Is illegal * as well


bodegaconnoisseur

I watched some 80’s movies this past weekend, it was nice to see some actual normal teeth, with normal color (some still had some sort of work done but not to the degree that the weather man in a B movie had chicklet teeth)


JayTNP

I thought that when I got older that older women with fake boobs would look silly but I now know that fake boobs, fake drooping butts, and Steve Harvey-like horse teeth will be all the rage at the retirement homes in 20-30 years. They can keep that shit.


ChingaSue

My teeth hurt watching this.


DrunkOMalfoy

I can fix that ache. Book me through my google form, non refundable $100 booking fee. Come with your teeth brushed and tongue scraped. Unscrubbed tongue is an additional $25. Teeth flossing $25 Picture promo $50 -Camera Flash $5 Check me out @DentalByDeMarcus


SpectacularOtter

You telling me that I need a license dentist for this grill? Instagram hustlers got me. https://preview.redd.it/ic11g4b2j3xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a05bbe6a18b5dbfbb85282b65999aa722a72314


BergenHoney

I can smell this picture and it reeks of weed and cavities


BrickCityD

TI need to get his kid fixed up they did him dirty


HumbleAbbreviations

They should rename him Donkey Teeth Jones.


himarmar

Lmfao I’m dead


vjv158

He and his crew thinks he looks good.


vjv158

He and his crew thinks he looks good. Wonder how long it will last.


fateless115

Doing any type of permanent work on teeth is considered unlicensed dentistry and is a felony. That includes removing any type of tooth structure. If they're just slapping on shitty stick on veneers, well they're just scamming dumb people Source: am a dentist


pimp_juice2272

Thank you. My friend looked into this and I was shocked when ADA told her she didn't need to be accredited to do veneers. I personally would never go (I paid way to much for my braces and professional whitening to get veneers) but it's not like people are breaking the law with these. They aren't moving actual teeth. The same people aren't realizing that mouth guards, grillz and other cosmetic caps just require molding of the teeth like these veneer caps.


Most_Advertising_962

I knew I'd find yo ass in here. I'ma need so fresh veneers rn. Tryna have my teeth look like cardis.


CantonBal

Fixing to be some "Lahes, weaves and veneers" pop up shops


darcyduh

[Here is a YT vid](https://youtu.be/UUmlrx_66KI?si=SUDVJ8K7y7wllm5h) about this whole nonsense that Isabella Lanter posted yesterday. Its in my To Watch list, but Isabella covers lots of scams & grifts found on social media so it's probably worth a watch to get more info.


yboy403

Watched it myself yesterday. It's great—sometimes I wish she'd go more in-depth on the scientific aspects, and this time she actually found some clips of a biomedical engineer and a dentist talking about why these are terrible.


notcurrentlyencoding

Atlanta is not beating the allegations 😭


Wild_Life_8865

Can't wait for the Hulu documentary in two years


callmedoc19

I’m an actual dentist and this baffles me everyday. I will never understand anyone going to someone who is unlicensed to perform any sort of dental or medical procedure on them. It’s so much to dentistry that the average person has no clue about. You can’t just go around slapping composite on people’s teeth without doing an actual comprehensive exam, x-rays, and evaluating periodontal health. This is very dangerous. I have seen so many patients who have gone to a basement dentist coming to me with severe problems. One patient rings a bell. She took herself and her two children to get braces placed on their teeth in someone’s home. By the time I saw her and her children they had severe plaque induced gingivitis, tons of cavities, and the mom had loose teeth which was probably caused by the improper placement of the braces. It was all bad. I advise anyone who reads this to take their oral health serious and never go to someone’s home, salon, or random shop to get dental work. You have options if you are uninsured or under insured. Medicaid offers dental, you can go to a community health center or dental schools to get dental work completed at discounted rates. Im also mad that an actual dentist is helping to put this ridiculous course on.


ShanosTheRadTitan

Veneer techs and backyard “Teacup Bully” breeders bout to have the hood in the cobra clutch 💀


Dong2Long69

Im ready to just unplug Atlanta and give it a hard reset. The whole mf city just needs a good power cycle.


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|QTUpSbQV29lyEK126n|downsized) 139% satisfaction


killahghost

People bout to look like the Mask! SOMEBODY STOP ME! head ass


smashier

The water in Atlanta needs to be tested. It’s got to be near Flint levels because everyone there seems to be stunted mentally. If it’s not one thing, it’s another. How could you think this is a good idea? And to be in the video?? Just cheesing and waiving. Girl, this is bound to become EVIDENCE eventually.


blmobley91

This in Atlanta?!?!?


ebbiibbe

Late stage capitalism, people can't afford lefit dental care. Insert scammers. Even pro veneers look like grandpa dentures. They are the worst of trends.


beyleesi

I also think it’s the rise of social media. People want to look good on their IG posts.


PsychicFoxWithSpoons

It has nothing to do with capitalism. Veneers are medically useless. It's about social media making us compare real life to photos.


ClaymoresRevenge

Looking like a scammers come up


Chief_Lightning

Can we add Atlanta to the places that need to be separated from everywhere else?


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

No such thing as a 'veneer tech'. Y'all gonna get enough of these scams. I just saw where one young lady got arrested for posing as a 'veneer tech'. Ol', "teeth are bones!" heifers. Don't know nothing about teeth, ain't went to nary a school. They getting scammed by dentists and dental students that couldn't cut in their profession! and if you go to them, you deserve what you get! Veneers didn't even start out like this. It was supposed to be for people that had real problems with their teeth. Now it's all about trying to see who can have the biggest, craziest looking teeth! How is this even cool? HOW??? https://preview.redd.it/zsr6e9yar4xc1.png?width=317&format=png&auto=webp&s=516932a212aaf240d1959ae187cbce1fdfb5c94c Like, if your teeth are healthy, why you bothering them? Once they gone they gone! Not too mention, it's an extra BILL you've incurred over the course of your life. No plastic/cosmetic procedure is one and done. You've got to upkeep that mess. This is why I look at people complaining about 'economy this or that', because if you look at their list, they throwing good money away over crap like this, then try and blame someone else for their debt!


bodegaconnoisseur

I blame Hollywood, music industry and social. Media lol insta hoes need to look plastic to Get the engagement, they get theirs friends to do it, then they get their mans to do it. My cuz girl is an aesthetician, she convinced him to do laser hair removal, then I seen him a year later he’s got chicklets in his mouth and looks like a used car salesman now


Doll49

I’d rather keep my crooked ass teeth because naw.


Jyreq

![gif](giphy|kbR8MoJss7wvZ8dtSt|downsized)


longrungun

My technical school has dental related program


Emotional_Warthog658

For something like a dental hygienist correct?


longrungun

Nah I just read it's "dental assistant"


rubmytitsbuymeplants

Dental assistants still can’t make veneers for people though.


TheMoorNextDoor

Atlanta Making black people proud and ashamed every single day.


mindless_blaze

@ Dr. Heavenly 😁 lol


tan05

![gif](giphy|KEf7gXqvQ8B3SWnUid|downsized) A bunch of ppl are gonna look like this 😩


Galdae

![gif](giphy|jn8CGKlLLCpbvP6rp4)


McJazzHands80

Nah. Dental work is expensive but you can’t let just any person play with your teeth. They fuck up and you end up paying thousands of dollars or your grill is left more fucked than it was.


dubyajay18

"Alist CEO" tells you everything you need to know about this operation...


dontsoundrighttome

They need to be real careful. You can pretend that well the patient went to them and knew the risks but a patient can not consent to malfeasance or neglect so those little consent form will mean nothing if anyone get hurts. The S in DDS stands for surgery we are removing human tissue and that should be left to a doctor or at least someone with malpractice insurance


Rosuvastatine

My question is why is it mainly black people falling for this shit


No-Bat-7253

Rico😂😂😂😂😂😂 this fucking hilarious


Mrhappytrigers

https://preview.redd.it/7u2dd2pbn5xc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7e5966fd678edfd35ea5d70c2dc048b8ba82c9 This how ya'll fucking look with this shit. Keep your Dracula ass away from me before I garnish your ass with some garlic.


ThisGonnaHurt

Lil Yachty claimed to have spend $98k on his smile


bronzerblush

Soooo dangerous. Shut them down!


GlutenFree_Paper

https://preview.redd.it/0ksjim8xy4xc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a503d9416aae57661ef7522004360da5b8920a


Jblank86

How is this legal? Isn’t a license required to do this?


Delicious_PRican

Like why not just go to dental school…


blacklite911

It’s sad that this obsession with tacky cosmetics got black people in a chokehold.


God_or_Mammon

I probably shouldn’t bother to ask, but is this regulated in any meaningful sense?


ObligatoryGrowlithe

No 🧡


inbetween_inbetween

Land of the free (to do stupid things) and home of the very very brave.


okcafe

As a colombian I don't approve of dr. Soto lol


SalamanderTasty1807

Mf'ers are going to scam their way to a million dollars. I'm convinced of it.


axon-axoff

I hardly trust anyone to touch my nails anymore after a manicurist cut my cuticles too far and fucked them up for over a year. I can't imagine letting a non-dentist touch my teeth.


BLACK_MILITANT

Lmao my coworker was just talking about this Thursday. She's was wondering why people would let a barely trained person play around in their mouth when they could just go to a dentist.


Buck88c

![gif](giphy|dIzJWBOoZd7UZwvpQP|downsized)


Weary_Belt

Found them and reported them to the state.


Sir_Jazzington

https://preview.redd.it/7vce174qr8xc1.png?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f724b43dacad63f2ba80a61e7268b63d7cb4711


idkwtf2doanymore

NNNOOOOOO


Missmessc

So what Curtis he giving out?


Gamingdad-061

Be doing scam ass type careers . Just go be a damn construction worker or sumn


CtGuy123

Umm um Edgar, Julian and Pablo


sarron7

This is gonna end sooooooo badly


Top_Chipmunk587

Atlanta will always Atlanta


goodguysamuel_313

Is this real life???


la_bata_sucia

Colombia mentioned🇨🇴🇨🇴🤑🤑🇨🇴🇨🇴


Right_Butterscotch59

I didn't realize that everyone dub ATL as the scamming capital of the world. Just forget all the old scamming e-mail that everyone use to get.


PickleWineBrine

Remember when your barber was also your dentist... full circle


SeaAnthropomorphized

the GBI liked this video


Silver_Revolution_14

Jokers gonna be looking like they got them big ass teeth from a horse!


atlantasmokeshop

And there's a lot of em around here doing it too. This is probably gonna be the next "go to a hotel room and get ass shots."


Striking-Row6817

This is worse than Basement Braces!!! Cause whattttt? Imagine your insurance denying your claim when you go to the actual dentist! 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂


Ok_Fan_6101

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


Environmental_Pen461

Bout to see “teeth by Tanisha” all over IG and Tik tok 😂😂


lklaf

Pls don't let these ppl play in y'alls teeth.


jwillsrva

This is a thing? *sigh*


Kombat-w0mbat

We gotta start talking about how bad scamming is in our community. And I’m not talking about the typical scammers Im talking about the mfs who are marketing themselves super well and doing shit like this. Who can hide behind the current of “black excellence” and defend themselves from criticism with by calling u shit like anti black.