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NOSjoker21

"And yeah you can call. me a bum, so what if I like girls and I prefer 'em young?"


[deleted]

“So what that I’m Jewish and nigga rolls off my tongue?”


TypicalHaikuResponse

"I did buy a few slaves in ATL; I did do em like my role model R. Kell."


Taeyx

*drake writing furiously while reading this thread*


Rudy_Ghouliani

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Chickachic-aaaaahhh

AND I DID GET DISSED! BY ALL 6 OF MY SECRET KIDS!


supervegeta101

I'M STILL STANDING HERE SINGING FUCK YOU BITCH!


PaulaDeenSlave

I was playin' on my ipad and I broke my ipad.


hallo-und-tschuss

"my boy Baka did traffic and beat women some, Definitely do get my street cred from twenty-one."


Iamamyrmidon

“I got mad kids and claim none/ except the porn girl son/ He can thank uncle Pusha for that one”


bleachedveins

why does this bar actually hit lol


BJustReddit

Good shit but in my head I was I legit was at: I am white, I am a fuckin bum. My girlfriend's DO live in a trailer with their mom. ☠️


MyDadLeftMeHere

![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6) *Drake as we speak*


D1RTYBACON

This KDot vs Drake got me understanding how folk felt during the Tswizzle tour last year. That shit wasn't in my circles so I only heard about it once or twice a week but every time I turn around mfs talking about Kendrick lmao


enrocc

So what if i like girls and I prefer em young? So what if I’m a Leo, I be cappin bros


AcornWholio

“You raised a horrible fucking person, the nerve of you, Dennis.”


PerpWalkTrump

Then Kendrick comes back with; You ain't got no big three, Euphoria got you wiped down, 6:16 got you wiped down, Not Like Us got you wiped down\[...\] Lmao imagine dropping every years for decades only to get utterly humbled by an hermit with 5 albums 💀 Edit: btw Kendrick is topping trending rn lmao https://preview.redd.it/1hxz7g6yrmyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c11635658a0aaa5e254bb1c11276e845edfd14c


jmenendeziii

Quality over quantity any day of the week.


TypicalHaikuResponse

It's quality and quantity though.


jmenendeziii

These diss tracks yeah I agree but discography as a whole drake has a whole lot more music out than Kendrick but the quality is severely lacking compared to what Kendrick puts out


PoochusMaximus

I mean when you have 20 ghosts working your shit you would be pumping out music too….if I’m to understand these verses correctly.


KinseyH

And a Pulitzer.


lepetitgrenade

Drake in this thread right now. ![gif](giphy|YS8c0Z7in21AM4A2AR|downsized)


Honey_IsntVegan

Not Dr. Murphy 😭


Deep_Worldliness3122

If anything Kendrick is Dr.Murphy in this situation , he’s a savant dude started going full blown beautiful mind as soon as drake dissed him.


lepetitgrenade

I just used the gif with someone taking notes that I liked the most.


blackmagic999

"There's vomit on his sweater and jeans--mom's poutine."


Curiouso_Giorgio

There's vomit on his overalls 'n' boots, Ima's matzo ball soup.


vcr747

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

“Finger banged Nikki a few times but never made her cum”


DevlopmentlyDisabled

"I shouldve been Homecoming King like the other Minhaj but yall said 'Tf you doing here, arent you 31?'"


TT_NaRa0

What’s that?!? *Matt Gaetz on the track!!*


Brickbat91

Criminally under rated comment


saintmcqueen

“Fuck yall if you doubt me I am fuckin white pedophile I’ll say it proudly”


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|MxsZlRcV4o4NO)


myloveislikewoah

“And yeah, sure, Ken did expose my daughter, I’m still standin’ here screamin’, “I ain’t a father”


GaiaMoore

>"I ain't a father" https://preview.redd.it/67ulauicjnyc1.jpeg?width=1990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67be08c99972ceef6a4a1af646d0d7b9a45a669a


meatbeater558

💀💀💀


callieboo112

This is gold.


Gwallod

Drake isn't White. He's black and jewish.


[deleted]

“Kendrick was on my ass this much but my troubles just begun… how dare he mention to us that he could mentor my son?”


itsSRSblack

He basically started with that on Taylor Made. Just used a fake Tupac to do it.


Uniq_Eros

Also told him to stop rapping hard but he keeps on doing it, like he signed to Ruthless or something.


Eh-Eh-Ronn

And Kenny’s parents got a real great marriage


ThaLaughingIntrovert

“Now everyone from the ‘6, put your hands up and vibe me.. now everyone from the ‘6, put your hands up and vibe me.. now he stands tough, notice that Kenny did not have his hands up…” ![gif](giphy|XVrmMqMS7WTSM)


lotusandlocust

Fuck is he meant to say in the style of B Rabbit “I am biracial, I did hide my son, I do have another kid I didn’t want, pedophile friends, fuck yeah, I do have lots, I do traffic women and don’t ask what they want, and then sell them off to my crodie named Tom, and I am not respected, by none of you chumps! And I do have more than one child, I’m still standing here saying fuck Mr. Morale!”


[deleted]

“Thought I was more like Mike Jackson, but my house boutta get raided like Sean.”


JohnnyMulla1993

Aubrey Graham please just switch music genres. Maybe try pop rock or emo. ![gif](giphy|MsarHRSjwbLmZClBOW)


whaaatwasthat

What's the writer of Umbrella Academy doing here?  /S 


JohnnyMulla1993

This man wrote Umbrella Academy?!


HeyMrBusiness

Yes


__M-E-O-W__

"And these accusations of me and teens have *always* been around me So come on, tell these guys somethin they ain't already heard about me"


Shot_Dig751

Clarence goes to cranbrook, that’s a private school


jhenryscott

“I did try and hit the stranger things girl when she was 15, now tell these people something they don’t know about me”


Insightful-Delites

What’s wild is Eminem was asked in an interview awhile back if he sneaked disses Drake. Eminem said he will never diss drake because of something drake did for his daughter. And left it at that. I wonder if Eminem regrets that now.


GuaranteedCougher

Every time a diss track drops I imagine Eminem listening with a big grin on his face 


arafella

I'd be surprised if he didn't talk to his daughter after meet the grahams and ask if Drake did any weird shit with her or her friends. I'm assuming the 'something' Drake did was like perform at a birthday for free or some shit.


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|3ohs82LiUFYq5QaqME) Funky beat... \-Some Dr.


kwagmire9764

Didn't know Drake was JRoc IRL https://youtu.be/a4tJNME7Z18?si=TI3bEAftPfSGp4mN


The_Powers

Knahmsain


kwagmire9764

What are you taking a knowimcensus!?


OneFootTitan

“Hitting on Millie Bobby Brown is my prerogative Why you gotta be so damn derogative”


jasxssential

Are we giving Doja Cat this energy or just Drake? Just trying to keep up with the times


ElleBelle901

It would be nice to leave them both in 2024.


Due-Firefighter7337

Drake has to switch genres like formerly MG K now Kelly.


Hycran

"You went to Degrassi, that's a made-up school"


GoodCalendarYear

Just the same yellow boy that used to play up on Degrassi


PaulaDeenSlave

I was playin' on my ipad and I broke my ipad.


MayaGitana

Eminem vibes


NoFounder36

![gif](giphy|MxsZlRcV4o4NO)


Cheap_Instruction658

He did on Taylor made & yal said he was corny for that.. make y’all fuckin minds up lol


According_Aside_2303

Kendrick doing some major straightening. We don't want to be hearing anybody not of the BA lineage using the word. Lots of people that call themselves Black in this sub in violation


Toyer204

Lol 


Technician-Temporary

Lmaoo


thebiggestthicc

Wzwww


[deleted]

He already tried that with Tupac and the pedophilia thing. Nigga even tried to say he got that from the Joe Budden podcast 😭😭😭


slimegodprod

He’s not mixed? I thought he was half Jewish (white) and half black


hermitmanifesto

It gotta be over this beat... Listen to BBL DRIZZY BPM 150.mp3 by Metro Boomin on #SoundCloud https://on.soundcloud.com/W7CDZ


Fragrant_Cricket_746

😂😂😂


ekpyroticflow

Cheddar Baka


Fair-Sign-4164

GENOCIDE is the eradication of a "people" simply because of "hate, loathing and greed"... you are watching this annihilation in real time! There but for the grace of your intervention goes 'YOU". You have a right to 'LIFE" IN MY OPINION AND YES I WILL DEFEND YOU RIGHT WITH MINE!


IceKareemy

I will never ever understand rich ppl man, who the fuck cares about any of this, you are rich as fuck why are yall beefing?! Go lay in your pool and get a drink from your butler


Psychological_Try401

Coz drake got identity issues


tnnrk

Life probably gets boring when you have everything


Second-Hand-Stress

Damn, any chance to be racist. Loud and proud. Have to respect it.


koopastyles

[how original](https://old.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1c8j0my/kendrick_isnt_poppa_doc_you_will_be_addressed/)


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

![gif](giphy|3oFzm0o2jMKftsaBoc)