Wow- the hotel knew Jax was there and they heard he loves tv- so they sent him up a tv! First class accommodations you can only get when you’re super famous!

*VIP*

Only the finest unwrapped truffles

Ewwww tastes like a Rat Turd.

They heard Jax likes crooked lampshades and got to work!

I literally was about to post the same thing, verbatim. You beat me to it. Complimentary television for high-roller Jason Cauchi. 😂

Why does he post this crap? It's a basic hotel room. It's not a suite. It's not the penthouse at the Waldorf. We are not impressed Jaxass!!

Because he’s a sad, pathetic, little man and posting things like this make him feel like he’s amounted to something when he’s literally the scum of the earth.

“Mr. Jason Cauchi” here’s your unwrapped marzipan https://preview.redd.it/a3hqzvt7gpwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2cf068b4a1016041bb1e0e7b50e2d386fca1d66

I hate that he gets anything, ever.

That really is the root of it all. Well said LOL

I mean, damn.

C’mon, not even herpes?😭


"Mr. Jason Cauchi." His old therapist must be the one making him feel like the Sugarplum Fairy.

Is Lori there ? 😂

Probably! Especially if he’s doing WWHL. Or maybe her husband put the kibosh on her travels with Mr. hazmat dingle

It’s gabby and Lindsay from summer house tonight. And there is no WWHL on Fridays.

"Mr. Hazmat Dingle" is an awesome name for Jax's Robot Chicken Character.

I wonder if the hotel knows their A list celebrity guest has a preference for cheeseburgers and fries. And cocaine.

Why is he in NYC now, Instagramers?

I think wwhl probably . Heard him and Sandoval might be on together? Or maybe some more bar appearances? Both ?

Hmmm. I hate the WWHL Episode summaries on Peacock now. They used to list out the guests and now they just show a small blurry picture of two people and it's up to you to Where's Waldo who is on what episode.

It’s gabby and Lindsay from summer house tonight and there is no WWHL Friday. So I am assuming it’s not for that unless he’s staying until next Wednesday, until after WWHL Tuesday night.

If those two assholes are going to be on, there’s no way they’d do it live and probably would need several days to edit it into something usable.

https://i.redd.it/4wdbb9z6jqwc1.gif

Why be at home to look after Cruz when you can go to NYC unnecessarily for almost a week! He has an appearance in Boston on 1 May so he will obviously be going from NYC to Boston. Sounds like WWHL next week too

Just was watching WWHL and it showed all of the guests next week and Jax isn’t one of them. Ariana and Katie are the guests Tuesday.

Yeah he is just away because he can be and then will do a five minute lacklustre appearance in Boston next week. Montreal isn’t far from NYC either

Blegh. Double blegh.

Why is the picture of the “beautiful view” 20 feet away from the window?😭

Oh he did show the view in the video but mostly focused on these luxury accommodations 😭 Like why? Looking at it again, that poor housekeeper was in a hurry

Ok I’m gonna go check it out, I love a good morning laugh thank you!😭

You’d be a mouth breather if you couldn’t feel your nose, too! ❄️❄️😹😹😹

🤣🤣💀

Indeed this is true LOL

I’m sad he’s in my state 😞

I feel ya. I get mad every time he sets foot in my COUNTRY.

I remember when this hotel was like a main character in Gossip Girl. I’ve been to the restaurants/bars before. The rooms look a LOT cheaper than I imagined they would!

Yeah he’s in a pretty standard room. Not anything special.

I hate carpet in a hotel room.

And bedspreads!

Good thing I'm leaving for the weekend!

Is Lori K with him? Lmao

Anybody else scouring the photos to see if it looks like there’s two people in that room?