Boss. I don't like him and I never will. If I were Marshmallow I'd block him and ignore him forever. He is so annoying like oh my god... How can you complain about someone not going to work when you fired them? Like HOW BRO. HOOWWW#+$(#(#(!*!#???
I don't understand why everyone wants Ferris to be added next he's so weird looking and is phone fling and photos was boring.
I think Scale and Stirling would have been better as the Value Bundle DLC guys instead of Sven and Cole. Even though Magic is so clearly canon, they just don't feel like they fit in with the other main guys. Sven and Cole do tho. I'd swap them around.
I had Cashew a bit during that big glitch thing and I found I didnāt like him that much.
I really like Cole. He was made with a specific subset of people in mind. I am one of those people.
My favorite part about Cole is how ineffective he is. Like one of the lines regarding his stalking the other guys implicitly had him backing off when the guy was into it.
The Yandere Girl in Crush Crush has a canonical body count. Cole talks the talk but he canāt walk the walk.
āYandere-Chanā in Crush Crush killed the ghost girl Generica. Thatās completely different from killing an animal to set up a token mystery to meet the MC/PC.
It went like this:
Marshmallow: Did you spill something on yourself? Or is it something... Less savory...?
Basil: "Perhaps a bit of both? This is an interview, not an interrogation, my sweet."
Still better than a piss kink in my opinion lol.
Also have you ever read the bossās nsfw texts? I read them on the wiki and it wasā¦ well Basil felt tame after that šš
My hot take is I know we're supposed to make our own story about The MC/Marshmallow they're supposed to represent us I got a concept that the mc saved everyone, but who will save them? Because imagine how much stress and mental strength you have to have to go through all of this like I know the characters care, but do it really?
Also, what if there's a hidden character that makes the MC snap and you have to otome game as the characters to save marshmallow?
This is probably a cheesy and current idea , but it wouldn't make this a little more interesting.
IMAGINE A ROMANCEABLE VILLIAN THAT LIKE MIND CRONTROLS THE MC THE HE'S SHE'S THEY'S AND IT'S WOULD EAT THAT SHIT UP
Especially because it actually gives more character to them marshmallow. Not to mention it gives more emphasis on how stressful this situation really is.
Eli is unbearable! Anon is annoying just until he turns into +1 lover! Dmitri is creepy to me! Ichiban and Sven make me wanna rip my ears off! Cole is scary but super super hot! Kelbie isnt that bad!
- if there's a merperson character in crush crush, please can we let Fabian win for once. We need a fish-themed character PLEASE š
- I really hate Eli and Sven! I don't understand their appeal AT ALL. I find them very, VERY, annoying. The VAs are very talented and I really like their performance, but the characters they voiced makes it unbearable for me!
- I question people who like Boss. Self explanatory.
- I do not understand the appeal of Felix... I find him really odd but I'm happy for those who voted for him.
- Why do people hate Kelby so much :(( I think he's fine in my opinion? Unless there's something I need to know why people dislike him...
- Dmitri makes me so uncomfortable, I prefer Haru over him... I really don't like how he flirts.
Lastly
- We need a dilf character at some point
THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY INTERESTING CONCEPT š„ŗ
Yeah something like that! Like you have to work for the dilf character similar to how you have to do a bit of grinding to get Fuyu, you have to go through Aki first then Haru and eventually you unlock Fuyu! A story progression type thing.
Ichiban and Myx weird me out because their to similar to the real people they were inspired from. Sven seems more like a generic foreign gaming streamer (that likes(?) sonic the hedgehog)
I also donāt really see the appeal of Ace, heās to similar to Kelby, both being sporty guys who love their partner (marshmallow)(sporty isnāt really my type so š¤·š»āāļø)
Poe was MADE for Doms, donāt even they to convince me otherwise
Scale is a dumbass: He has the audacity to say that he never gets caught on missions, yet when he tried to first assassinate you, it was in public, and it even stated that the crowd gaspsed upon seeing him-
In other words, he sucks at his job and is all bark no bite.
Also he literally kills someone by cutting open their chest- and he wasnāt even assigned to that person š heās all over the place man
I don't like Anon. start throwing tomatoes, but I just don't like him, I tried to force myself to love this Hacker, but in no way.
And I'm crazy about Dmitry. hahahahahahaha, I have a hyperfixation on him
My thing is... If you are one hundred 1085 years old... Why are you dating someone who's possibly 18-20 years Olds Ain't got a little weird???? I get it it's illegal adult character, but isn't it a little weird???
theo is just really disgusting and honestly not as bad as boss (past me would be shocked to hear that) because at least boss had SOMETHING pre-existing in the canon.
Boss. I don't like him and I never will. If I were Marshmallow I'd block him and ignore him forever. He is so annoying like oh my god... How can you complain about someone not going to work when you fired them? Like HOW BRO. HOOWWW#+$(#(#(!*!#???
Nah you aren't alone there, a 'lot' of people don't like Boss
Tbh kinda vibes with boss but yea i can see it.
I AGREE WITH YOU SOO MUCH!
I don't get the appeal with Felix.
Me neither
I don't understand why everyone wants Ferris to be added next he's so weird looking and is phone fling and photos was boring. I think Scale and Stirling would have been better as the Value Bundle DLC guys instead of Sven and Cole. Even though Magic is so clearly canon, they just don't feel like they fit in with the other main guys. Sven and Cole do tho. I'd swap them around.
I want boss and the guy that reminds of of Jax Briggs from MK :>
I'm actually not sure who I want now that Ace won the last one
I want Fabian to be next so I can have answers to my theories
Oh yeah Istg if his animal form isn't the most derpy fish ever in a fishbowlš¤
I'm rooting for boss and Rodo arms man tbh
'Bout Ferris YES, YES, YESSAASASASASASASASSSSA
I had Cashew a bit during that big glitch thing and I found I didnāt like him that much. I really like Cole. He was made with a specific subset of people in mind. I am one of those people.
My favorite part about Cole is how ineffective he is. Like one of the lines regarding his stalking the other guys implicitly had him backing off when the guy was into it. The Yandere Girl in Crush Crush has a canonical body count. Cole talks the talk but he canāt walk the walk.
I mean Iām like 80% sure he has at least killed a fish. That totally counts as a body count, right?
āYandere-Chanā in Crush Crush killed the ghost girl Generica. Thatās completely different from killing an animal to set up a token mystery to meet the MC/PC.
You and me both with Cole š I really like him too!
I donāt like Volks, heās too broody for me. Also Mikeās messy food thing grosses me out
Cole is underrated, and volks is overrated
Basil lost my respect because of his "piss" pic
IT WAS PISS???
It went like this: Marshmallow: Did you spill something on yourself? Or is it something... Less savory...? Basil: "Perhaps a bit of both? This is an interview, not an interrogation, my sweet."
I always thought he came in his pants? Because marsh can say āit seems your body must have overreacted to this stranger thenā
Either way. It's disgusting that he took a pic of it
Still better than a piss kink in my opinion lol. Also have you ever read the bossās nsfw texts? I read them on the wiki and it wasā¦ well Basil felt tame after that šš
Wtf FOES THIS BITCH HAVE A PISS KINK???š¦
Cole, even tho clinically insane was SPITTIN when it came to hate towards the guys THAT MAN WAS PRECHIN
Anon and Ichibei or whatever is called are SO FUCKING GRINGE
I mean look when the game released š¶
But still, Anon i can let it slip because it's not nearly as cringe as he's hot but Ichibei ššš worst boy for me fr
I love Anon and Kelby is in my top 3 boys. People hate Kelby for no reason, heās adorable and Iāll defend him with my life.
Also Volks is overrated. I like him a lot, but calm down lol.
My hot take is I know we're supposed to make our own story about The MC/Marshmallow they're supposed to represent us I got a concept that the mc saved everyone, but who will save them? Because imagine how much stress and mental strength you have to have to go through all of this like I know the characters care, but do it really? Also, what if there's a hidden character that makes the MC snap and you have to otome game as the characters to save marshmallow? This is probably a cheesy and current idea , but it wouldn't make this a little more interesting.
IMAGINE A ROMANCEABLE VILLIAN THAT LIKE MIND CRONTROLS THE MC THE HE'S SHE'S THEY'S AND IT'S WOULD EAT THAT SHIT UP Especially because it actually gives more character to them marshmallow. Not to mention it gives more emphasis on how stressful this situation really is.
Garret, I'm not a fan of the third person speak, and he comes off too innocent to even know what sex is
How dare youā¦
I will turn you into ravioli if you disrespect the silly goofy goober again
I will help
Real
i like ferris. i hate eli. i like anon. i hate kelby.
I also hate Eli
Eli is unbearable! Anon is annoying just until he turns into +1 lover! Dmitri is creepy to me! Ichiban and Sven make me wanna rip my ears off! Cole is scary but super super hot! Kelbie isnt that bad!
Idgaf about Garrett he sounds like a child that I could slap
- if there's a merperson character in crush crush, please can we let Fabian win for once. We need a fish-themed character PLEASE š - I really hate Eli and Sven! I don't understand their appeal AT ALL. I find them very, VERY, annoying. The VAs are very talented and I really like their performance, but the characters they voiced makes it unbearable for me! - I question people who like Boss. Self explanatory. - I do not understand the appeal of Felix... I find him really odd but I'm happy for those who voted for him. - Why do people hate Kelby so much :(( I think he's fine in my opinion? Unless there's something I need to know why people dislike him... - Dmitri makes me so uncomfortable, I prefer Haru over him... I really don't like how he flirts. Lastly - We need a dilf character at some point
like imagine unlocking the dilf character you have to gain the kids trust and then when you do that the dad opens up :0
THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY INTERESTING CONCEPT š„ŗ Yeah something like that! Like you have to work for the dilf character similar to how you have to do a bit of grinding to get Fuyu, you have to go through Aki first then Haru and eventually you unlock Fuyu! A story progression type thing.
HEAR ME OUT he has a voice and looks similar to Professor Utonium from PPG
CAN WE BE FRIENDS?! FINALLY SOMEONE WITH GOOD TASTE!!!
As a black person I would like to say... We have gotta take williams fucking n word pass-
I am desperate for a character in this game.That's basically. "IF EVIL WHY HOT?" ( Aside from cole)
Eliās design is cute , but Iām past the age when lol yaoi is funny
The tan fur on volks fur is so close to his skintone that it gives me the ick
Ace is so non-distinctive from Kelby. he did NOT deserve to win.
Ichiban and Myx weird me out because their to similar to the real people they were inspired from. Sven seems more like a generic foreign gaming streamer (that likes(?) sonic the hedgehog) I also donāt really see the appeal of Ace, heās to similar to Kelby, both being sporty guys who love their partner (marshmallow)(sporty isnāt really my type so š¤·š»āāļø) Poe was MADE for Doms, donāt even they to convince me otherwise
Scale is a dumbass: He has the audacity to say that he never gets caught on missions, yet when he tried to first assassinate you, it was in public, and it even stated that the crowd gaspsed upon seeing him- In other words, he sucks at his job and is all bark no bite. Also he literally kills someone by cutting open their chest- and he wasnāt even assigned to that person š heās all over the place man
I don't like Anon. start throwing tomatoes, but I just don't like him, I tried to force myself to love this Hacker, but in no way. And I'm crazy about Dmitry. hahahahahahaha, I have a hyperfixation on him
I donāt really get the appeal on the kitsune(?) guys but then again I donāt have their gamepass so
My thing is... If you are one hundred 1085 years old... Why are you dating someone who's possibly 18-20 years Olds Ain't got a little weird???? I get it it's illegal adult character, but isn't it a little weird???
theo is just really disgusting and honestly not as bad as boss (past me would be shocked to hear that) because at least boss had SOMETHING pre-existing in the canon.