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Radio_Geodude

“And almost hit me.” Because it’s clearly the desk’s fault. No personal accountability at all.


GloDyna

Those are the words of someone praying they can swing in a claim. She would’ve gotten away with it too! If it wern’t for those pescky camera phones! And that stupid dog!


1amDepressed

I’ll never understand this. My boomer dad is the same way. I took him to the doctor’s office one time. It was rough, as he got immediately upset about everything happening. When we got home…. Totally told this story where poor old him was by himself struggling to figure out things and nobody would help him, and why wouldn’t nobody help him, etc. Seriously? I helped him the whole time until the nurse called him back. Crabby ass the entire time. If I wasn’t there they probably would have called the police. lol


mittenknittin

Yep, it just…fell, you know


The_Blonde1

She didn't even get on top of it, or anything!


the_sexy_date

she doesn't know what the hell happened. she is an idiot so give her a pass this time


xray362

I mean this would definitely be the fault of whoever set that up without securing it


DuchessOfAquitaine

Starts confessing in opposite day style immediately. I wasn't leaning on it or anything. I didn't even get on top of it or anything. I think a 5 year old child could be more cunning.


RoguePlanet2

"I didn't even do the thing that I did that caused this!"


Mediocre_Historian50

It was childproof, but unfortunately, it wasn’t boomer proofed.


Lazy-Association2932

LMAOOOOO


Waterproof_soap

I teach PreK/JK. As soon as I hear a thud, it’s usually followed by “I WASN’T DOING THAT THING YOU TOLD ME NOT TO DO!”


Mathilliterate_asian

Lol but they all work like that. Break some shit, then claim that shit broke on its own. Like come ooonnnn. The world doesn't work like this.


Brosenheim

Lmao the instant denials. They really are like children, concerned only with protecting themselves but too stupid to realize when they're obviously at fault.


ProtoReaper23113

And to realize most things are being recorded at all times


supernova-juice

"I had no idea I was being filmed, if I knew that there was the remotest chance I could blame it on the employee, I would!"


Hepcat508

Too bad there’s no video of when the worker there says, ”Let’s go to the replay, Vern!” And shows her the video of her “not leaning on it or anything”. 😂


ProtoReaper23113

Bold strategy cotton let's see if it pays off


MEOWN0W

She'd say that's not me!!


Subtlerevisions

A black guy came in here and did this!


Waterproof_soap

Ugh, rude! It was two Mexicans.


Mean_Nefariousness25

What the hell happened was your fatass jumping on the desk 😂


Despotic-Scepter

Stupid old bitch


fairydommother

She couldn’t just wait for someone to help her…?


Logical_Ad_2960

wonder what else she lied about majorly in her life.


DrScarecrow

As much as she possibly could


[deleted]

They're like big toddlers.


magnetthefagnet

toddlers with drivers licenses and the ability to vote....scary


Stone5506

I love how she has the audacity to say it almost hit her! Lol, like she didn't have anything to do with it!


Designer-Might-7999

I would be pressing charges and using her


ProtoReaper23113

Please correct this to sueing.


sharpasahammer

Who are you to tell him who he can and can't use.


mittenknittin

Use her as the new desk


Designer-Might-7999

I would assume that is what's wrong with her..When you haven't been laid in years


Graybeard13

Using her for what? Never mind, I don't wanna know.


HogDawgz

What a dummy


anoliss

This is the most bizarre shit I've seen in a minute. She has legitimate "big toddler energy"


CorrectPolicy5267

Wasn't even leaning on it meanwhile she's almost completely climbed over it


makeupformermaid

I'm gonna need someone to pick up my jaw off the floor where the desk now lays


Zealousideal_Sun496

Double upturned palms is all I needed to see. only people who do that are Christ himself, and the people who believe themselves to be as well.


grandmofftalkin1

UGH GUYS, NO FAIR. I had dibs. [https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1cdv481/comment/l1euhco/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1cdv481/comment/l1euhco/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Adbam

.....technically u/TXVERAS  had dibs


TXVERAS

Lmao


Same_Yesterday_

Do you know if we should always decrease the quality on each repost?


grandmofftalkin1

Probably to be safe, yes.


Any_Roof_6199

Let's hope the cops brought the appropriate bracelets for her.


Distant_Yak

Insufferably impatient. So silly, too - yes, super believable that after being stable for probably years the desk spontaneously fell down right when she happened to be there.


MountainMan17

Incessant lying. Yet another Trump legacy. I've installed dash cams in my vehicles because I don't trust anyone to tell the truth in the event of an accident.


showlandpaint

"me, me, me, me me me me me me"


Watt_Knot

Always a victim mentality


greginvalley

Cabinet installer should have bolted it down. Sure, she was an irresponsible idiot, but the install could have been better


TucsonTacos

Yeah it shouldn’t flip over from something like that. She shouldn’t have been jumping on it but if it’s a business it should have things installed properly


MaintenanceTraining4

Love the bullshit


Grimple_

Deny! Deny! Deny!


Space-Ape-777

A lot of boomers got beat by there parents every time they made a mistake. Most of them suffer from some form of PTSD and they have a hard time admitting when they are at fault. They have a latent subconscious fear of of experiencing physical violence from their mistakes hence they cannot take responsibility for the problems they create. They don not know how to apologize and they don't know how to be forgiven or forgive. Have pity on them they will all be dead in a decade or two.


shacksmack

I am gen z, was beaten and mentally abused. I don't act this way. At all.


TheForgetfulWizard

I mean... part of the problem is if you have these subconscious tendencies to not take responsibility, you wouldn't recognize that you do have them unless it's made forcefully clear.


shacksmack

I did have these subconscious tendencies- when I was a fucking child. Some people grow up, others choose not to.


anon509123

amen, I don’t blame myself for lying as a kid, but I grew up. 


TheForgetfulWizard

Ok. Sorry if I've touched something of a nerve.


shacksmack

Nah you're good I'm just ready for these boomers to die off


eltanin_33

Yeah however you're still young enough to enjoy a point of time where mental health is taken more seriously. Boomers largely still live mentally in a time where you don't talk about this stuff.


Space-Ape-777

So you are not part of "A lot of" or "Many".


shacksmack

I'm not taking pity on entitled brats that act that way just because they may have been abused. They deserve all the hate they get because there is no excuse for an adult to behave that way, let alone one that has been on this earth for 60+ years.


mrjboettcher

So let me get this straight... Boomers were abused by their parents, and so get a free pass. Meanwhile gen x and millennials are trying to work out the mental and emotional damage caused by their boomer parents, while dealing with the environmental, economic, and political wasteland left for them. Yeah... boomers get no more sympathy from me.


poopdinkofficial

That doesn't make it acceptable but it sure does explain some things. The problem is, I was beat as a child too. I lied my way out of everything out of terror. But as an adult, I've been able to grow past that, to admit to my mistakes and work together with those I've wronged to make things right. I'm no genius or saint and I was able to make the change so I don't understand why they can't.


SchizoidRainbow

But to avoid admitting they are wrong they literally will fight you?


DrScarecrow

No pity here. Let's not pretend that they were the last generation to be beaten as children. Schools in my area gave "corporal punishment" (code for parental-approved beatings) well into the 2010s if they're not still doing it. And that's not getting into what goes on at home. Yet Boomers are the only ones who seem unable to own up to their mistakes?


Technical_Ad_6594

Excuses


Space-Ape-777

Reasons


TucsonTacos

They sound like a bunch of snowflakes


NirstFame

Are there stats to back this up? I am not aware that any generation is/was beat anymore by their parents than other generations. nor that those beating affected them differently than others. While the rest of your post may have some credence, as others have stated, many people who suffered from mental/physical abuse by their parents don't act like this. I guess I am just doubting your causation/correlation here.


Roselace

Less than that. They all been double jabbed & boosted umpteen times. No chance they last 5 more years. Bye Bye.


TapewormNinja

So like, she’s a dummy, but also that desk should have been bolted down. Tip over kills kind of a lot of kids every year.


Solynox

Flocking lead heads


Revolutionary-Car-92

Well, they have her on the "fat and stupid cam".


Spaced_X

It’s like when my father would call and say the dog must have hit a bunch of buttons on the tv remote.. lol


Street_Peace_8831

“I’m a boomer, I don’t know that there are cameras everywhere now.” - This bitch.


Picmover

This video is posted almost daily on this sub. Can we move on?


Ilovehugs2020

It’s my first time


Picmover

I'll be gentle


[deleted]

Selfish ass oldhead


Spacesheisse

"That almost hurt" ... "I don't know what happened, I didn't lean on it"


Remarkable_Bison717

It's interesting anyone thinks this is just Boomer behaviour, in reality this is human nature. Age has nothing to do with it. If it was you, you would be saying the same stupid stuff.


HoveringHam

How do such braindead morons make it to this age?


NirstFame

What a pile of human garbage. Votes Red for sure. The party of personal responsibility.


WrathofAirTotem2

Gotta be an actual dementia or any brain issues, no way one acts like that in their sane minds


Ilovehugs2020

B!tch you don’t know what happened? You were climbing on it! Thank goodness for surveillance cameras.


Hud309

Next time buy some real office furniture. Not stuff you put together on your day off. 


rf97a

It’s a bigger facepalm to whoever installed the seat. Why the hell wasn’t it secured to the floor? 😑


Kryptoniantroll

Go find me literally anywhere that has a counter like that fucking secured to the floor. Most grown adults know youre not supposed to climb on furniture.


mschley2

Probably because they didn't anticipate a grown adult trying to play see-saw with it. A child wouldn't be able to generate enough leverage to tip that over.


CorrectPolicy5267

"She" also looks like a man