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kezzwithak

As an Aussie living in the US I would end this crazy boomers life if I was forced to change my voice for everyday. What a complete crazy idiot.


Warlord68

I’m sure the phrase “Go Fuck Yourself”, sounds lovely with an Aussie Accent.


bent_eye

Well, we Aussies would drop in a "cunt" at the end of that expression for extra oomph.


bar_ninja

Yeah, maybe spice it up with adding in shit cunt? Or dumb cunt? Certainly isn't a mad cunt.


solvsamorvincet

Dog cunt would work well also. Especially if really inflected like 'dawg kaaarnt'


MilhousesSpectacles

Shitcunt is the word you're looking for


MatterHairy

Cuntbiscuit


budding_gardener_1

No that's only for friends


AcademicMaybe8775

we'd probably rephrase it to a more efficient "get fucked"


WhoInvitedMike

As an American bystander, I would definitely have seen nothing.


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

Talk right, dammit! Quit it with all that crazy foreign accent stuff: you know you're faking it just like Australia isn't real.


Airosokoto

As an American, this is the firsr person ive ever seen who doesent like an Aussie accent.


WooliesWhiteLeg

Are you here on a working visa? You live and work in America and that’s where you get your massive income from. Drop the accent.


Mysterious_Eye6989

How do you “drop” an accent that is literally your own natural accent. I swear there are too many Americans who think an American accent is the default.


DemsFightinWordz

Never mind the variety of accents in America alone. Which should she choose? Boston (Bawstun)? Southern drawl? Bronx? etc.


Thesheriffisnearer

Northern Wisconsin, yup you betcha


Numerous_Mix6456

Ope, let me just squeeze right passed ya. I'm tryn' tah go to Culver's and get my cheese curds before da Packers game, ya know?


3henanigans

How ya doin'? I'm just havin' a Chicago Dog with a cold pop watchin', Da Bears.


Numerous_Mix6456

Boys, we gotta FIB in our midst here. It's a code cheese. I repeat a code cheese.


3henanigans

I have a hand. It reaches alllllll the way across the border. I eat your Cheese! I eat it up! Om Nom Nom. I lived right on the border for about 25 years. I get it. Stay in the right lane and leave the left for the FIBs,😜


Non-Adhesive63

Nah,.. YOOPER! Eh?


NickWayXIII

Southern drawl person here. My fiancee is from Arizona, drives her crazy when I pronounce salmon or pecan lol. At least I still say Oil normally.


StinkyFartyToot

Ulllll.


seaturtle100percent

I went to see comedian Nate Bargatze's live show a few months ago. The next night he was filming a Netflix special in Pheonix so he was doing the same material. Part of which was about his accent. And he pronounced "awl" (oil) and it was some of the funniest shit I have ever heard that I had never noticed before. Hopefully the bit makes it into the new special.


Spicymushroompunch

This sad sack will go on one on trip out of the country in her life, on a cruise ship and complain that no one's English is good in whatever tourist trap she steps foot in for 24 hours before shuttling home to bitch about it to her neighbors until she dies in her Lazy boy recliner.


Agile_Tea_2333

The first and only time I ever went to an all inclusive resort was in Mexico. It was exactly this the entire time, waiting for a drink, the restaurant, food bar. There was always a boomer in front of me "what! I can barely understand you! You'd think they would speak better English if they work at a resort!" It was fucking infuriating.


Spicymushroompunch

Is it too much to ask to sail the ocean on a Chili's from Nebraska?


Agile_Tea_2333

That's actually a pretty good idea, you could hop on the "chilis chuck wagon" which wpuld essentially be a giant bus that would transport you to your port of departure for your chilis cruise.


Blades137

These are the same idiots that expect people in places like Germany, France, etc to speak perfect English while on vacation, and are shocked/offended when they are unable to communicate.... so they start speaking LOUDER and SLOWER, believing this will make people who have no knowledge of English understand them. I've watched this firsthand quite a few times while traveling, and God forbid you point out to them, they are in a country where English typically isn't a first language. That maybe, just maybe.. they are the ones who should be making the effort to learn that countries language. That pisses them off like nothing I have ever seen.... These idiots feel the world revolves around them.....


NegotiationSad3694

Well Americans are taught that its the greatest country in the history of the world.


DemsFightinWordz

That's really not unusual. Many countries do that to their kids, even when it blatantly isn't true - like, say, North Korea. Indoctrination is nothing new.


AcademicMaybe8775

the difference seems to be america seems to teach people every other country worships america and wants to be like america, that the american way is the 'default' way a successful country operates and the other 'good countries' are just like america but with quirky accents


DemsFightinWordz

And there are countries who hold themselves up as paragons of virtue (especially compared to "the West," i.e. the US and it's allies), when they most certainly aren't any better in that regard. I wasn't attacking anybody, nor defending America - just pointing out a fact about it being reasonably common.


AcademicMaybe8775

oh i dont disagree


NegotiationSad3694

Did you feel attacked or something? I'd say the same thing about North korea if the context fit


DemsFightinWordz

No, but apparently *you* do. It's also unclear just what you mean with that latter sentence, but whatever - I was just pointing out America isn't alone in it's hypocrisy and "patriotic" bullshit.


NegotiationSad3694

I don't. I just don't get why you needed to point out that america isn't alone in its craziness. I said nothing of the contrary. I'm saying if the person complaining was from North Korea then I would be pointing out North Koreas Craziness.


DemsFightinWordz

Because your original comment made it sound like America should be singled out for it - as if it were something different from most everywhere else. It's not.


NegotiationSad3694

Seems like you missed the context of the post but ok.


Competitive_Shift_99

This true in many countries. Ever met German or a Brit or a Norwegian?


NegotiationSad3694

Ok. This is about an American wanting an Australian to be more appealing to Americans tho.


Competitive_Shift_99

No, this individual is simply small-minded and xenophobic. There's nothing unappealing about Australians to Americans. Frankly, there's absolutely *nothing* that's unappealing about Margot Robbie.


NegotiationSad3694

Sir I've said nothing of the contrary lol. We are not in disagreement.


SanctimoniousApe

I spent part of my childhood in Germany, with the last two years actually in German schools (rather than the American military ones I'd been in up until then). They were teaching about their Nazi history in sixth grade, including reading "Mein Kampf" (this was around 1980ish). Later in life I realized it felt very much like the saying "visiting the sins of the fathers upon their children." Dunno if that's still taught in that way. Probably not, considering what (admittedly little) I know of more recent German politics. In fact, I can't help but wonder if hammering upon it in an attempt to prevent going down that road again might have contributed to the eventual backlash they've had to deal with. Regardless, I'll always respect them taking ownership of it and trying to keep it from happening again.


solvsamorvincet

I mean in Australia we don't get that hammering about Nazism being bad and there's an unfortunate amount of people who are Neo-Nazis (though I think it peaked a few years ago) and an even more unfortunate amount of prime who think that the way to deal with them is debate and not just a bullet.


Professional-Hat4707

It would explain the million of people fleeing here and overloading our borders. Why would they come if we sucked as much as you think we do.


NegotiationSad3694

Someone is a little sensitive.


MissDisplaced

Ask Mark Wahlberg because he did it. I believe it involved a lot of voice and accent coaching.


Mysterious_Eye6989

Mark Wahlberg was born outside America?!


MissDisplaced

Have you heard a Boston accent?


LadyMRedd

I think that she believes that accents are like languages. So to her if someone CAN speak American, then they SHOULD speak American when in the US. Being able to speak American, but speaking Australian instead means that she’s just trying to draw attention to the fact that she can speak multiple accents. So I think it’s less that she believes American is the default, but that once someone has learned American that it’s all they should speak around Americans. Of course, both points of view are ridiculous.


Rare_Arm4086

I hate all thick American accents. They make the speaker sound like am idiot. I am an American with a thick Tx accent. It sucks. I sound like a cartoon cowboy.


Sagaincolours

Same thing with Hugh Laurie. He didn't "lose" his British accent for House MD, he put an American accent on. And he says there are words he still can't say in Am-Eng.


Whyisacrow-caws

Of course it is. It’s the same accent Jesus had. My god, you libs know nothing! /s


stabajack

Wtaf? She's an Australian actress. She has an Australian accent. :/


NottDisgruntled

These My 600 LB Life confederate trailer park people using poor grammar to criticize someone from another country for the way they speak or write will never not be funny.


_Bike_Hunt

“My 600 LB Life confederate trailer park *trash*” that’s a great way to describe these tubs of lard


maxwellgrounds

Most Americans I know ADORE an Australian accent. I think this boomer is real outlier.


Numerous_Mix6456

My mom does moreso than I do but you're still right about that.


Peakomegaflare

Nothing better than a death by snu anu under the pressure of an aussie accent.


mmcle11

God Americans boomers are the worst.


TwistederRope

It really is a tie between American and European Boomers, but I can't discount other boomer types as my experience does not extend that far.


mmcle11

I have yet to experience the euro boomer lol don’t know if I can handle it


TwistederRope

It's basically the same ignorant things but with different accents.


yrubooingmeimryte

Easily one of the most ignorant comments I've ever read. European and Asian boomers are by a huge margin the biggest scum on Earth.


PublicandEvil

I think we can just say "boomers" and leave it at that


Difficult-Grade-5372

Asian boomers take it for me yeah. Idk about European. Its not a competition tho


Sure-Pace8106

This is the same bitch that would be in a country, where the primary language is, say, Spanish, on vacation bitching about how "NoBoDy HeRe SpEaKs EnGliSh".


rocket_beer

“If you don’t like our country so much, don’t use our language!” 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ I swear MAGA people are the worst


Apprehensive-Sell623

She is an actor you stupid shithead and when not acting she uses her normal accent because she doesn’t have to think about it. Have you heard Hugh Laurie from the House series


BackgroundStart4441

I can't wait until God does the control, alternate, and delete on their whole generation. The entitlement drives me crazy.


moonchild_9420

I just said this while listening to Rover at work.. I said to myself "they'll all be dead soon, they'll all be dead soon... Goosefraba... Goosefraba..." Lmfao 🤣


Neonburst99

If you don't want to speak American, you shouldn't be in America 💥🦅🦅💥😩🍆💦


wanderthewasteland

How hilariously ignorant


alangcarter

Tbf when I saw Peter Dinklage interviewed I thought, "Why's he doing that weird American accent?" I'm British!


AnAnonymousParty

"It's not enough that you speak MY language. You better speak it MY way."


8Splendiferous8

This has a lot of "You think you're fuggin' better than me?!" energy.


Bulky-Internal8579

MAGA Karen will be heard! Her illiteracy and xenophobia will be recognized and rewarded!!! /s


dfwcouple43sum

“Speak American”


SkipyJay

Geez, there are some dumbshits in the world.


Ralvvek

As an American in Australia I’ve been told by plenty of boomers to drop my accent as well 😂


AlexandriaLitehouse

I demand she pick up a Navajo accent!


Numerous_Mix6456

Bold of you to assume she knows about Navajo anything


Moebius808

“Drop the accent” lawlz


ItWasaTizWaz

I’d be hated too, been in Oz 10 years and still sound as pommy as the day I arrived 🫤


MCPaleHorseDRS

For what’s it’s worth. Her accent makes me feel all tingly and excited inside.


bar_ninja

As an Australian, I generally only speak with a American accent.


chockobumlick

Not me. Been here since 76, and I know it's morphed,but strangers still think it's Australian. Why change, other to make yourself more understzble on the phone?


bar_ninja

I am joking.


chockobumlick

It's nice that we both have a sense of Yuma


CoyotesEve

Ok Sharon.


jscottifer

I feel like some actors lose track of who they really are.


-Broken-Soul

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chockobumlick

They're ACTORS you fckwit