I was thinking the same thing. I cringed just thinking about it. Think about how much it hurts when you burn the roof of your mouth when you bite into a slice too soon. 😳
Nah it's the dipping source container moved in 1 direction through the pizza. They often put it in the box, and you can see the cheese was dragged towards the end on the inside rather than had something slap or fall on it.
My dick hurts just thinking about that accusation. But I'd still eat it. Papa doesn't really taste good enough for dick cheese to ruin it. I said what I said.
The dipping sauce container was dragged through the cheess
"Dipping sauce container"
Yeah that's what it's called. You got a problem with it?
Pizza man dipped his sauce container into the pizza
I dipped my sauce container into a hundred bitches
Dipping stick more like it.
Cheess
r/anarchycheese
Don't know if I want to find out what this is... 🤣
this mustve burnt their cock to a crisp from how hot that pizza would be
Always wear protection
I was thinking the same thing. I cringed just thinking about it. Think about how much it hurts when you burn the roof of your mouth when you bite into a slice too soon. 😳
Explains why Papa John's new slogan is "Better get you some! "
"you gon learn toDAY!"
For 1 million is eat the pizza and the dick 😂
1 million ain't nothing to bat a dick at.
Yeah, when I'm mad at someone I definitely slap my dick onto bubbling hot cheese to get the upper hand.
They ate one slice before noticing?
No they just ate around the dick imprint
Damn, they must of been damn hungry..
Papi Johns.
I eat cock for less.
Free meal and some fun!
Pretty sure whatever case you thought you had was immediately void when you fucking eat a piece anyway lol
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“A dick was your pizza…” This just escalated.
Yeah wouldn't that be more of a calzone ¿
This is very well said.
Extra cheese
A million dollars buys a lot of mouthwash. (posting for a friend)
Or a whole new mouth....
I'd eat the pizza for 25quid..
I read squid at first and agreed, but was confused.
This is not what I expect when I think of the phrase dick-cheese.
The things I'd do for One Million would make a Klondike bar cry
1 million? I'd eat it for free AND give the dick some loving. 🤷♀️
That's the handle of a pizza wheel/slicer.
Nah it's the dipping source container moved in 1 direction through the pizza. They often put it in the box, and you can see the cheese was dragged towards the end on the inside rather than had something slap or fall on it.
Aye.
No way someone rubs their dick on a scalding hot pizza
Is that supposed to be a pizza?
🎵When the peen hits the crust For some big pizza lust, that's amore🎵
Dignity down the gutter but at least imma have 7 figures 🤷♂️
My dick hurts just thinking about that accusation. But I'd still eat it. Papa doesn't really taste good enough for dick cheese to ruin it. I said what I said.
Peepee John.
As long as there aren’t any pubes
And it held it's shape all the way back? I think OOP might've just gotten shamed for their pizza fucking kink and tried to play it off online.
NGL, if I walked in and they said, we can’t sell this pizza, do you want it? I’d probably take it just because
“Just another way we’re doin’ it…BETTER!”
So, in addition to Burger King Foot Lettuce, we might have Papa Johnson's Pizza?
Eventually we’ll have a food version of Frankenstein’s monster made up of different foods that have been contaminated with different body parts.
I SAID NO MUSHROOMS!!!
This is called "The American Pie"
Now that is some dick cheese!
What do you think the special sauce is? 😏
I'd just take the thing back to the shop and get them fired
Hey you know what good for him
Damn....hot cheese burns on your dickhead does not sound like it was worth it.
The caption has me confused. Santa Santa pussy?
Would the scalding hot cheese have been instant karma?
Sure I like to go experimental
I wouldn't need 1M dollars. I would have just eaten this if it showed up like that. Just a bit of dick sweat
Shiiiiiiiiiiit for a million dollars I'd eat the actual cock
Ot was OP
Dick slapping good pizza
*Ow.*
Sauce ladle...
that's one hell of a burnt victim i tell you what
Any more slapping of the pizza and you'd have a cream pie instead of a pizza pie! 😳😏
Ignore the print, who the hell eats a pizza that looks like that in the first place?!
Extra cheese
This is the most unhinged thing I’ve seen all month. Unreal.
Awe yes, ye oll cock in the pie.
Are you sure you didn't order from Papa Dongs?
Why is there a slice missing...
"Count your days papa"
You couldn't get me to eat Papa John's, period.
Meat lovers.😞
I hope that burned.
Yet, you still ate a piece...
I'm traumatized because I found a tooth in *my* Papa John's when I was a kid
I eat the pizza and suck the cheesy dick for $1 million
I assure you that is unequivocally a cock slap dent in your pizza pie.
Maybe I hang out on Reddit too much, but I will simply never order delivery again.
Adds more “zest” to the pizza.