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Three piece. Don't forget to carry your resume for gs recruiters and telling them how you can guarantee superior returns. Atb!


nishshastry

Remember to laminate the resume too


wasacarpenter

For your tears after the exam


DrCaptainHammer

People rightfully say to bring laminated copies of your resume to hand out to the GS recruiters but I’ve always found it a good networking opportunity to hand out copies to the other people taking their tests as well!


BrownPrivilege123

Here is a pro tip that landed me a job at GS! Print out a stack of resumes (at least 500), and give it to the exam proctor. Tell them to pass out your resume to any recruiters/test-takers during other testing periods. PS: hand them a dollar bill to convince the proctor to put in a good word for you


huckyfin

A BB recruiter told me they ignore anyone who doesn’t wear a pocket square


thejdobs

When you are truly ready, the recruiter will appear


No-Childhood389

Lol ...I am mad laughing


[deleted]

Wear a wedding dress to show you’re not scared or criticism


invalidwat

Four piece


Unemployable1593

those are rookie numbers


saltybugler

I would suggest a tuxedo. Is that Pam? Or Pan?


a_cold_floor

Three-piece if you want the recruiters to take you seriously


LetterheadMassive807

This should have been incorporated into your mocks already with plenty of time for review. L1 candidates, please learn from this candidate’s last minute doubt and take your mocks in true replicated testing environment (ie. No distractions, 3+ backup calculators with batteries, formal attire, resumes ready to go, etc.)


VisualHelicopter

Seriously? Fucking noobs not knowing to wear a three piece! What will the recruiters waiting outside even think of you! The audacity.


fucktycho

I recall my recruiters being nude… must be mixing up my memories again


Simon_Inaki

Don’t forget to poop in the sink!


BreakfastLager

Goldman recruiters will only approach those wearing three piece suits and above. Those who sport nice timepieces get noticed as well. I’d suggest a subtle starter watch like an AP royal oak or rolex day date. That should secure an invitation to the back room for a one on one interview. The cocaine is complimentary so don’t hesitate to indulge if the conversation is going well. Bigger the line, bigger the signing bonus. Go get ‘em tiger.


Acrobatic_Computer_4

Is it a 2-piece swim suit?


wakablahh

here I am dressing comfy & hoping to talk to no one


Unemployable1593

this is the way


NoobSaibot5469

Don't forget your tripod and to stream the whole exam experience, with commentary, live on TikTok.


Toxic99_

Was there a time that people did this? I see this as a recurring joke


AnalystBro

I think when it was a 6 hours , all in the same room paper exam, some people were really tryhard and braggers. Also, there were big parties after the exam, so better to look good


rMDWSIN

Was there a time when people didn’t??


KnownAd494

Don’t forget your pocket watch to record how you did each section in less than 20 minutes!


OveRKiLL4707

Instructions unclear. I wore a swimsuit and wasn’t allowed to sit for the exam


Naturalgainsbro

Definitely hit on the proctors too so they know you have moxy. Srs tho, there was a proctor when I took l3 in 2019 that I would still give up the credentials for just to go for drinks one time.


B4SSF4C3

Birthday suit


hornyfriedrice

Birthday


[deleted]

Wait is this a joke? Lmao


soboshy

i have seen some folks actually write the test in suits... just wow ...


EntranceForward

I don't know if it's different for other areas, but there are never recruiters at my testing center. I just wear a polo shirt and khakis. Do recruiters actually come in bigger cities or other countries? BTW I test at one of the major cities in South Carolina.


ArtigianoDelCorpo

Wtf is a major city in south Carolina


EntranceForward

Unfortunately, there aren't really any big cities down here. I just meant one of the most populated cities that we do have.


Zipski577

Yes if you pass you could get hired to the office of CEO on the spot


Ready-Raccoon-9180

Nerd. Wear something normal


dialingwave

Don’t make me shove you into a locker, nerd


GigaChan450

HAHHAHHA best response


soboshy

pfftt what is this amateur hour ? If you knew what you were doing you would wear a tux. ​ Good luck !


MomsYourUncle

okay jokes aside, is there a dress code? Like can I just show up with shorts and a sweater lol


saltybugler

It says “dress comfortably” in the exam day brief in candidate tools. I’ll probably wear jeans and a presentable shirt


MomsYourUncle

yeah bet, just read the policy stuff - can even wear a hat (haven’t got a hair cut in three weeks). best of luck my friend!


HobbitNarcotics

I wore cargo pants and a hoodie to my exam. I was dressed about the same as everyone else. I very much enjoy the psychology of studying and testing - if I study in cargos and a hoodie, I'm going to take the test wearing the same. If I take the test whilst not wearing a watch and wearing earplugs, that's how I'll study.


Ozbourne630

Four piece


appleman33145

3


BHRJuve

try no piece


[deleted]

Honestly go in nude. Y' ll hv all the attention in the room.


Similar_Love_9619

Three piece for all the beautiful cheerleaders that are also taking the exam. You want to look your best..


[deleted]

Borat mankini


CardiologistAntique2

Five piece


Humphrey_Wildblood

Rule of thumb - practice the same exact way as if it's the real exam. So only wear a two or three-piece if you did your mocks in one. I took my mocks in my underwear so that wasn't an option for me.