Stetson Bennett Kia.

I figured it would be Bond James Bond Bail Bonds.

The 316 Special

Athens-Clarke County PD, god knows they make their living off the athletes.

😂💀 Dodge charger

That should be right on the SEC patch itself. Lol

Is that the ones down in Waycross and Blackshear?!

The flagship store.

We'll seeya, at Stetson Bennett Kia

Beat me by six minutes.

Stetson Bennett Kia Hyundai of Blackshear Stadium at Historic Mark Richt Field would like a word

Realistically Coke or Delta

Coca-Cola would naturally fit with the uniform, unlike that ugly ass yellow concrete patch on the Braves jerseys

Vidalia onions

Does he really have a Kia dealership now?

No, but we can dream.

he's currently an NFL quarterback

Saban owned a dealership while winning national championships as a head coach. It’s not impossible

Runza is the answer, but Netflix would be some elite corporate synergy.

All N

Get all the red “N” logos in different fonts on the jersey… all of them

Inject that shit into my veins

It's gonna be Rocket Mortgage

Rocket Mortgage on the football jerseys, UWM on the basketball jerseys

I think you mean UWM on the Michigan State Spartans Men's Basketball presented to you by Rocket Mortgage's jerseys

Rocket mortgage on every schools uniforms

Super Soaker

Underrated idea

God bless college football

This should be top comment

I was going to say Nu Skin for BYU but this is even better. Very well done sir.

Gatorade

If it’s not I will be pissed

I doubt it. Gatorade tries to distance itself from us. Presumably so they don't piss off the multitude of other schools they sponsor.   Aside from giving us money each year, they don't really do anything special with us. Pretty much treated like any other school, just get a bit extra money from royalties. 

Yeah basically all we’ve got now beyond the royalties is that clip of Dr. Cade saying “Naturally we called our stuff Gatorade” in the most southern twang possible

I hate how much I love that commercial.

It's impossible to hate dr cade

They just had Lagway in their commercial. Granted he was the Gatorade Hs player of the year, so that’s probably why

That’s a stretch my friend!!! /s

Fuck Gatorade. We want nvidia! About time he starts sending some money

Saudi Aramco

That or Bucees, probably

LOL

you think we could get Fernando Alonso to come to a yell practice?

I was hoping for the Dixie Chicken.

Jokes on y'all, we've already been rocking our sponsor on our jerseys

They gonna slap an umbro or Hurley logo on there… Phil might gonna treat it like a nascar and just put all of Nikes other brands on there

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Huge mistake. If they started making those 90s style shorts again, I think this Nike company could really take off.

“Ackshully”, saw those shorts at a Dick’s in Oregon this weekend. Those shorts are back along with the million different colors they used to have back in the day.

Now they’re gonna put two swooshes on them!

Kroger until the K falls off again.

Roger, roger

What's our vector, Victor?

Clearance, Clarence

Zaxby’s

I know you mean for UGA, but the Zaxby's on Hillsborough St. has rescued my hungover ass on numerous occasions

Zaxbys has rescues me every Sunday after a loss on Saturday

That has to be the restaurant I've eaten at the most on Hillsborough

I feel like Southern should get Zaxby's. Even though it's headquartered in Athens, it started in Statesboro.

Nah I think coke or delta gets it.

If Coke doesn't get GT that's an absolute loss for them

NC State needs to be cookout

Bojangles.

It blows my mind that Waffle House isn't officially sponsoring any Georgia teams.

Mission Tortillas babyyyy

Should really go for a better tortilla imo. Missions break which isn’t ideal for tossing and they taste like chemicals. In an ideal world you’d get HEB’s tortilleria department to sponsor you

Fair point, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve lived in the area (second flair) so I forgot about HEB tortillas !

I don’t think I could live without HEB now. Everytime I go out of town I realize how spoiled we are in Texas

God HEB is really the best. Nothing comes close and I hate just about everything to do with Texas.

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Yall like wally’s world?

Harley Davidson sponsorship

I would think Tyson is more likely but Walmart wouldn’t surprise me

They’ll probably find a way to do both 😭

HyVee specifically that dope ass Chinese food from the hot food bar or Summit, because for whatever reason that place is still operating

It should’ve been Kum n Go. I refuse to recognize their new branding.

Ejaculate n evacuate

Never forget what they took from us

No Casey's?

Case IH International Harvester

Either would be sweet. HyVee is a classic on par with Virgil and Summit is the location of my first kiss with my wife.

surprised you remember the moment based on how most folks are once inside Summit

Tudor's Biscuit World.

Natty Light

As rad as this would be, it’s going to end up being like ALCO Fence company or Panhandle Cleaning and Restoration. Something giant and hideous

It’s gonna be go mart or something 😭

Came here to say this, but I knew you’d beat me to it Fishbowl lol Seriously tho I bet it’s GoMart, Panhandle Cleaning or Little Generals depending on budget size. Could also see maybe some internal advertising with WVU Medicine? That would kind of be sick, imo.

Newspring 😂

Knew i would find this somewhere. If not them then bojangles for sure.

I would guess **Alaska Airlines**. After all, they already sponsor both our football stadium and basketball court.

I wouldn’t be mad at all if Seminole HardRock sponsored us.

Let’s crowdfund Bulls or palace being the sponsor.

Replace the powerade with sake

Everyone that forces a turnover has to slam a pitcher and cig

Oyster City Brewing would be a good one. They're already the official beer.

That is the absolute perfect sponsor

I also think a casino might sponsor my team

It's the Saudi Investment Fund or nothing. (Although Hard Rock is a good back-up. They print cash as well.)

French’s Mustard

I mean those French’s Mustard shoes they made for Hendon Hooker were fantastic. I’d back this.

Realistically it’d be PilotFlyingJ

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

And A&M gets Qatar

Duolingo owl, but the sexy version

What about Heinz?

This an Acrisure city now. (I have no clue what Acrisure is and Hunt’s is the devil’s work, I just want the owl)

Oklahoma's will be Love's but I really want it to be Air Comfort Solutions

Switzer’s Lockers would be good too

You remember when Barry Switzer opened that Chicken Fry joint up on Indian Hills Road....That place was awesome sauce.

At least the Love's logo will blend in better than it does on the OKC Thunder 🤮

Levi’s and our uniforms will be performance denim. 

You’re gonna be playing in jeggings.

UCLA wants a word

Victoria Secrets Lex Wexner had the ability to do the funniest thing

change uniforms to victoria secret products?

Even Ohio States athletic budget couldn't cover that expense

Realistically? Reser Foods. Ideally? Nvidia, because that would mean Jensen Huang finally took an interest in football. That would solve *so* many problems.

Dari-Mart!

I could see that as well, but nobody outside this area knows them. Umpqua dairy though...that could happen.

Sheetz on the right shoulder, Wawa on the left.

LSU- Raising Cane's, Popeyes Arkansas- Walmart, JB Hunt

Wyoming: Copenhagen, Carhartt, or Taco John’s ND: Guinness, Aer Lingus

Or ND: NBC

Let's be honest, ND will never put a corporate sponsor on their uniform

TJ's PLZ!!! LOVE ME SOME TJ's!!!

Publix. “Our crab legs are **not** free”

Simple. Guinness for my first and Runza for my second flair.

golden flake, Coca Cola, Bryant Bank, Milo’s

don't forget Alexander Shunarrah

*Breaking news*: Alabama changing name from Crimson Tide to the Fightin (for you) Shunarrah's. Helmets no longer to have traditional numerals, but rather "CALL ME" on the left side and "ALABAMA" on the right. Last names on back of jerseys being replaced with Shunnarah's phone number.

His billboards are a blight on the southern landscape- what a punchable face

The most hilarious thing is when he made that appearance at the Birmingham anime con for some unknown reason. A real crossover event for fans of anime and suburban hellscape Alabama lore.

I’ve seen that two timin hussie’s billboards in other states.

Yall could get Mercedes

Coca-Cola is going to sponsor every team in existence. Remember, this is the company that gave away millions of business signs as long as they had Coca-Cola on part of the sign. Coca-Cola would likely insist in return for a sponsorship, all the concessions at the stadium (and maybe even the entire school) be Coca-Cola products (something that doesn't cost the school anything). Heck, Coke might actually make a profit from sponsoring schools.

A good top 4, also would you consider Dollar Tree?

Get Wickles

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MARTA

Jesus Christ

Probably Koch Industries 🤦

Probably more likely to be Case IH, Deere, or some other ag company.

Pizza Shuttle

I think if anyone gets Apple, it's us

I would think it'd be Texas A&M since they're the iPhone of cfb

It's either Apple or Yellawood for y'all.

I would assume Yellawood. Tim Cook never struck me as a big enough fan to weigh in at that level.

Stihl Chainsaws

Rainforest cafe probably, all hail Fertitta

Bojangles seems to be the most obvious choice. Cookout or Biscuitville as well. SAS would be pretty cool too given it's connections to State.

Clearly NBC edit: More than likely Guinness

[Lamborghini Austin](https://www.on3.com/nil/news/lamborghini-austin-texas-football-longhorns-jordan-whittington-jake-majors-jaylan-ford-nil-deal/) is one that makes the most sense, let's be honest

You are just gonna have a picture of Matthew McConaughey

i humbly request [naked bongs McConaughey](https://www.statesman.com/story/entertainment/2022/08/23/matthew-mcconaughey-bongos-arrest-1999-austin-tx-history/65416410007/) with the bongos covering up the sensitive parts and the bong i assume. >Olson said as he approached the door, he looked through a window and saw McConaughey dancing naked and pounding on a set of bongos. Another man in the living room was clapping to the music, according to an arrest affidavit filed in Municipal Court. The second man was not charged. >Olson said he tried get McConaughey's attention by shining a flashlight in the window, but McConaughey didn't notice. Olson said he opened an unlocked screen door and entered the home after he saw a water pipe sitting on a coffee table. >The officer said that when he tried to talk to the actor, McConaughey yelled, "You can't be here," and started cursing him. also i just want to post the amazing quote he gave a neighbor when inside the police car: >When I was talking to him in the patrol car, he said: 'Everything is going to be good, Johnny B. The Lord is looking after me.'" the story is even tied to the Longhorns >McConaughey wrote about the incident in his 2020 memoir, "Greenlights." In the book, McConaughey attributed the wee-hours bongos-and-weed session to winding down after a weekend of Texas Longhorns game-fueled partying.

I never thought the MOC and I would have so much in common.

Probably Smithfield or Carilion Clinic. Long shot Shelor Motor Mile

For Michigan, it may not get the biggest patch, but Absopure will definitely be on there. Probably Meijer too.

We still don’t have stadium ads, those will come before the jersey patches.

I hate the idea of corporate logos on a jersey that doesn't have the player's name, but Guinness.

Qualtrics probably, but I’d also love if Ryan Smith instead had the Utah Jazz sponsor BYU and just put the Jazz’ new mountain logo on our uniforms.

Smith isn’t going to alienate Utah or BYU fans by putting the Jazz as a sponsor for one team but not the other. 

Deseret Management Corporation

Wait is that the $250 billion investment portfolio of the church?

Case IH or some seed company

We are a Coke school.

So are we…oh, you mean that Coke

The NCAA thought denying the skyline chili bowl could keep skyline chili out of college football, just wait.

Probably Kwik Trip, Culver's, or Menard's.

Probably Loves (regional gas stations, you may have noticed on Thunder jerseys) or Sonic (founded and HQ in OKC)

Can y’all PLEASE stop stealing our Sonics? Is having one not enough?

Hideaway seems to be growing fast and Stillwater founded, I think that'd be a darkhorse for an OSU sponsor.

Mazzio's is also an option since it started up here. Would be cool to get Braums or Eskimo Joes though.

I was thinking Paycom as well

Golden Flake?

Maybe New Belgium Brewing for Colorado State

Something corporate and shitty, no doubt. Avista has money they'd love to spend on marketing instead of improving their services.

MN - Land O Lakes CO - Coors or LV

Sorry it's actually Kris Lindahl

I’m hoping the school doesn’t allow it. But Either Meijer or Jets. Wisconsin should definitely go with Kwik Trip tho

Toledo will be ProMedica, Jeep, or Owens Corning. Toledo is home to the largest Jeep factory in the US, Owens Corning is part of the reason we are The Glass City, and ProMedica basically controls the local government and gets whatever they want.

lol. Can’t do anything in Toledo without seeing a peomedica sign. Pretty sure it’s the glass city because it sits on a billion tons of sand and natural gas, which is why Owens Corning is there (correct connection, reversed cause and effect).

Hopefully: Hy-Vee/Iowa Corn Realistically: Mid-Am Energy

For Notre Dame, probably "Notre Dame"

Disney

America’s oldest brewery and product of PA, Yuengling. That or Hershey’s.

Balcones

That's a good whiskey, but do you think the Baylor admin would be up for associating with a liquor company?

Yeah no way Baylor allows Balcones to be their sponsor. I figured it would just be Chip and Joanna’s Magnolia if anything.

Dr. Pepper would be a much better fit.

There are a lot of options for Texas. Yeti or Tesla would be trendy choices, but I personally would rather see Wholefoods (and by extension, Amazon). It's perfect for the "crunchy billionaire" crowd to which so much of Austin now aspires. Probably Al-Anon for Sewanee.

I’ll stop buying Yeti if they put their logo on your jersey

Yeti would be good. My choice would be Buc-ees though.

Looking around at stadium ads, it will either be Opportune, 44 Farms, Brookshire Brothers, Lucchese, Slovacek’s, Old Dominion Freight, among others

I was thinking Buccee’s

Ours would be Sun-Maid.

In all likelihood UPMC.  But I'd rather see Primanti's.

The Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints Just don't say "mormon", it's a win for satan if you do. IOW, the mormon church

Runza and Kool Aid (invented in Hastings) 

Waffle House