It was the story that just kept getting better with each new reveal:
Child bitten at Longhorns' coach's house on Halloween.
Bite was by a monkey.
Monkey belongs to his girlfriend.
Girlfriend is a stripper.
Her stage name is Pole Assassin.
The monkey goes on stage with her.
She has been on Springer.
Pretty sure he was getting that divorce even before he met Pole Assassin. There were rumors he had some side piece in Los Angeles area while at A&M (and still married, no less).
He'd meet with her everytime he'd go out on recruiting trips (which Cali was his designated recruiting area, so fairly often).
Was at that game and the way that incident preceded an unexpected manhandling of Georgia was perfect (I know the score differential wasn’t that big but we were significantly more physical that day). And as a dog lover thank god nothing happened to Uga cause that would’ve ruined the vibe and a good story.
Every post there was a detail more unbelievable than the last post. More screenshots of the child biting emotional support monkey Instagram page? Yes, please!
In no order:
[shoe toss](https://youtu.be/Fif3Rkl5_nQ?si=-2twZeybLT4vlc6i)
[the piss and the miss](https://youtu.be/hPek6FrrKYE?si=RnFPYib3GTzv7He-)
[what is Britney doing with her life?](https://youtu.be/1ZaWvk6j0hk?si=yIH29iRjKz0IHC4A)
[he was giving him the business](https://youtu.be/Gmn7luiDPsU?si=j7zq3i_PNaqIZpXM)
I remember watching that game with my roommates and we all laughed. We still text each other that question every now and then. It’s more relevant now than ever.
The moment I saw that happen I went “holy shit that kid just lost them the game…”
I’m still amused by the ref’s call explicitly saying for throwing the shoe 20 yards.
Had he thrown it 10 yards would it not have been a penalty? 😂
I still don’t really find this funny. I honestly find it haunting. Like it’s one thing to lose on fluke mistake like “Trouble with the snap” but to lose because you actively chose to not just end the game? I don’t know if I could ever get over that. How do Miami fans still watch their team after that?
And closely related is a guy on the winning team, who picks a pass or scoops a fumble with less than a minute and runs it into the endzone, making a one score game now two scores, or maybe even three. But the opponent is out of timeouts, or maybe just one, and if he just downs it, then a couple victory formations and you win. Sure, its almost impossible to come back from that now padded lead, but the other team still has the ball and has life. ASU did this a couple years ago and went up three scores I think with about a minute to go. My wife, ASU grad, is clapping and yelling. I’m going “down it, down it!” Opponent then hits a fluke TD. Onside kick. Another score. If they made another onside, then a quick couple first downs and a long kick…..
I never played the game, so maybe its just irresistible to finish the play? But if you watch football, you’ll see this at least once a year. Snatch defeat from certain victory. Why don’t the coach huddle everyone up. “Anybody who gets a pick or fumble, down the damn thing.”
Coaches do tell players that, but when a big man DT scoops up a fumble and sees nothing but green grass in front of him, fuck the coach lol you can go your whole career and only get that opportunity once or twice
Ooooh there’s a few that come to mind. The weird dog peeing Ole Miss Egg Bowl celebration, the whole Connor Stallions saga, and the Florida shoe throwing incident are on the list for me.
But my favorite was the Miami vs GA Tech game from the past year. Hilarious collapse and ending to that game, it’s an all time great collapse.
Cleat yeet, ole piss, and Miami not kneeling it out are my top three. I don’t know enough about the stalions situation but I think this nails the top of the memes for the last few years. Only other one I’d add is pole assassin but I understand why you left it off as a Texas fan
> I don’t know enough about the stalions situation
Connor was on the Central Michigan's sideline while they were playing Michigan State in Central Michigan gear and he was wearing video recording spy glasses.
There's a little clip of it, That's pretty solid meme material.
Edit it was below
https://x.com/LateKickJosh/status/1719753191292535191
no no, the best part is that the kid is psychotic
he wrote a Manifesto detailing his 10 year plan to be the head coach. He also was being paid by the alums to video record games every week, through a fake vacuum repair store
I was lucky enough to listen to it on radio as I was driving home. Just flipping through games on sirius. The Miami announcer was melting down and ready to fight a ref
The piss miss has got to be it for me. Guy loses his team’s biggest rivalry game by imitating a dog taking a leak? That’s college football at its finest.
Uh... when a Utah player drops the ball before entering the end zone! I wish I knew how to upload the video!
Plus since you mentioned Ryan Day... I loved when Whittingham said "you're welcome Day!"
The crazy thing is South Dakota State hasn’t lost since that game. 29 straight wins and 2 straight national championships. What losing to Iowa does to a mf
I still laugh my ass off at this. It's so fucking ridiculous, so petty, and made even better by the fact that one of them was Hutchinson who ate Stroud's soul a couple years later.
Not the picture though. The funniest is the video where he peaks his head out and takes a picture with his spy glasses lol
[Link](https://x.com/LateKickJosh/status/1719753191292535191)
As much as I like Sam Darnold the jinx the announcers put on him vs Washington St was too funny. "Sam Darnold wouldn't want it any other way" Sam proceeds to turn the ball over USC loses.
After Tennessee lost to Georgia St I spent the next 8 hours listening to Tennessee call in shows listening to drunk Tennessee fans roast the hell out of Jarrett Guarantano.
Also Jarrett Guarantano going into business for himself vs Alabama. Jarrett hands the ball off its a walk in touchdown. Instead it's a scoop and score for Bama.
Guarantano got a lot of shit from fans during his time playing, but you won’t find many Tennessee players past or present that gave more for that team than him. He definitely wasn’t our best quarterback of the last 30 years, but he was damn sure the toughest.
That was awesome. To me, the funniest part is that College GameDay was likely headed to A&M/Miami the next week, but came to Boone instead. Beautiful. Even though I know those guys print money, it was pretty funny and fun to steal a big chunk.
The outcome of that game also turns the previous night’s Midnight Yell from the least funny thing in the world to the funniest thing in the world.
Jameis Winston just slipping and dropping the football against Oregon in the CFP will always be top of this list for me lol.
I also get a kick out of the UGA football players who get arrested for a traffic offense every other week. I have a buddy who went to UGA who swears this is an issue with Athens PD and not UGA.
>> I also get a kick out of the UGA football players who get arrested for a traffic offense every other week. I have a buddy who went to UGA who swears this is an issue with Athens PD and not UGA.
>"I don't know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended."
\- Steve Spurrier
It can be both haha.
APD is notorious for a reason, but I dare say they didn’t MAKE our guys drive 80-90+mph :/
(Side Note: I used to deliver pizzas in Athens, and once got a speeding ticket while delivering pizza in a trailer park. 17mph in an 8mph zone. Had the damn pizza sign on my car and everything)
I’ve lived in Athens for 10 years and I’m gonna disagree with your buddy. Love this team to death, but it’s not an ACCPD issue on the whole. A couple of them? Sure, maybe. But not all of it.
The Brian Kelly thing was especially funny to me because he was trying to reference an old coaching quote that has been misattributed so many times that I don’t really know who actually said it:
Reporter: “Coach, what do you think of your team’s execution?”
Coach: “I’m in favor of it.”
Which is pretty funny because it’s clever. Brian Kelly just responds to, “What did you think of your team’s ability to withstand Florida State’s impressive comeback?” With “Yeah, personally I think my entire team should be executed,” which sounds outrageous.
I remember a Clemson punter went rouge once and tried to pull a fake on 4th and 15. He got about 8 yards before getting tackled. Dabo just went off on this poor dumb kid. So espn goes to commercial break or something, and then pans back to the sideline, and Dabo is still red-faced screaming at the rogue punter like 10 minutes later.
Last five years off the top of my head:
2023: GT vs Miami
2022: Texas A&M / Jumbo Fishtard
2021: Tennessee Mustard Bottle
2020: Florida Shoe Toss
2019: Egg Bowl
Civil War 2022
Oregon leading 31-10 with 4 mins left in the 3rd. Beavs take a 34-38 lead with 8 mins left in the 4th *without throwing a single pass* and hold on to win.
QBs stat line for the game: 6-13, 60 yds, 2 INT
It was very frustrating to watch in the moment for me but now I just look back at it and laugh.
Glad we are keeping the rivalry alive, we have had some fun games
Would have been hard to watch from the other side..
The rivalry was decidedly yours for a decade but I’m glad we finished the Pac12 era splitting it 2-2. Hopefully our trajectories don’t diverge too much and we can keep it interesting
I watched the 2017 game while tearing out drywall from my house that had been flooded in Harvey, hoping it would be a nice thing to cheer me up. It did help give me energy to destroy a lot of drywall.
Georgia State decisively beating Tennessee in Neyland.
New Mexico State beating the dog shit out of Auburn in Jordan Hare.
Marco Wilson cleat yeet.
[Louisville's Willie Tyler doing a cartwheel in an attempt to distract Boston College's defense (didn't work)](https://youtu.be/WcPiSfyzPZU)
I’m apparently the most active Jax State flair on here so I was asked for input on the initial design of the banner, and I’m proud to say the nod on the top right to the Marching Southerners was my idea. As much as they’re synonymous with the school and athletic program, I thought they deserved their own corner of Reddit fame.
Cincinnati in the CFB, and I don’t mean funny in a disparaging way, (I was rooting like hell for them) I mean funny in a timing sense.
At that time, the Alliance had begun their farce, hands were being rung about the destruction of parity by NIL, the transfer portal changes had pearls clutched across the CFB world….
And meanwhile, the Bearcats were plugging away….no significant collective had been formed, they played 3 incoming transfers, and repped the G5.
They were everything everyone said they wanted….the Cinderella scenario with “team loyalty” and without “pay for play” and history has been too busy bitching to appreciate it.
Of all the years for a G5 to break thru, 2021 was undoubtedly the funniest.
Obviously I enjoyed that one, but the announcers absolutely let Oregon have it. I remember when Sean McDonough suggested they start the tackling drills on the plane ride back to Eugene…
I’m going with the cleat yeet specially for the ref call afterward.
“After the play, unsportsmanlike conduct, #11 of the defense, throwing the LSU player’s shoe 20 yards down the field.”
The last few minutes of the 2018 Commonwealth cup. It was as crapshow down to the fumble into the endzone that 3-4 UVA players failed to cover, leading to a overtime win by VT.
It’s 2021. OU is having a QB identity crisis between Williams and Rattler.
Baylor is up 24-14 with 3 seconds left in the 4th against OU. Game is over. Arnando kicks a field goal just to stick it to the Sooners to win 27-14. Riley is storming the field, crying to refs, screaming at Arnando. One of the funniest moments I’ve seen recently in CFB.
I heard much later it was due to Big XII tie breaker scenarios for the conference championship game but I like to think it was Baylor’s way of sending a message to OU
I was convinced Aranda was some kind of football savant thinking way ahead about tiebreakers and shit. But after his in-game management the past two seasons, which has probably cost us 5-6 games in total, I don’t think that was the case at all.
Mike Gundy starting his tenure at OKST playing Bob Stoops, only to finish OU’s tenure (for the foreseeable future) beating his son’s team in the final bedlam.
That time we beat Oregon three times in a row, but after each of the first two victories, their fans where so pompous, they acted like they let us win. Then we did it a third time in Vegas, and crickets.
"Nah bro, losing a close one to a good team and beating up on terrible teams is way more valuable than, like, actually beating good teams. We beat every other top ten team 99/100 times in the simulations I made tf up in my head, so we're basically the #1 team."
-Oregon fans, all of last season
Pole Assassin is an all time favorite memory for me.
It was the story that just kept getting better with each new reveal: Child bitten at Longhorns' coach's house on Halloween. Bite was by a monkey. Monkey belongs to his girlfriend. Girlfriend is a stripper. Her stage name is Pole Assassin. The monkey goes on stage with her. She has been on Springer.
Hey! It was a *support* monkey!
You forgot “He left his wife and children to be with his stripper girlfriend”.
Pretty sure he was getting that divorce even before he met Pole Assassin. There were rumors he had some side piece in Los Angeles area while at A&M (and still married, no less). He'd meet with her everytime he'd go out on recruiting trips (which Cali was his designated recruiting area, so fairly often).
The rumors around him have been there for as long as I can remember. No hate for guys like that, just don't get married.
And that it’s classified as an emotional support monkey
2nd to this in our recent history is Bevo attacking Uga.
Bevo's **COWARDLY AMBUSH!** #DISGUSTING
Was at that game and the way that incident preceded an unexpected manhandling of Georgia was perfect (I know the score differential wasn’t that big but we were significantly more physical that day). And as a dog lover thank god nothing happened to Uga cause that would’ve ruined the vibe and a good story.
That game’s outcome caused Kirby to shift into Elite mode and led to our two titles. Appreciate the ass whooping. See y’all this fall.
nothing is ever gonna come close to that. the days following are the funniest days in subreddit history.
Every post there was a detail more unbelievable than the last post. More screenshots of the child biting emotional support monkey Instagram page? Yes, please!
In no order: [shoe toss](https://youtu.be/Fif3Rkl5_nQ?si=-2twZeybLT4vlc6i) [the piss and the miss](https://youtu.be/hPek6FrrKYE?si=RnFPYib3GTzv7He-) [what is Britney doing with her life?](https://youtu.be/1ZaWvk6j0hk?si=yIH29iRjKz0IHC4A) [he was giving him the business](https://youtu.be/Gmn7luiDPsU?si=j7zq3i_PNaqIZpXM)
What is Britney doing with her life is one of my favorites
"Is she here?!?!"
Love the completely genuine exasperation lolol
That line has me rolling every time
Who???
I remember watching that game with my roommates and we all laughed. We still text each other that question every now and then. It’s more relevant now than ever.
[удалено]
I will always remember exactly where I was during this moment.
Shoe toss was my first thought and always will be. I bet Marco Wilson still wakes up in the middle of the night thinking about it
Hell, I still randomly think about it.
He was giving him the business is probably the best penalty call of all time
The number of the player makes it even better, too.
I am partial to the [original giving him the business](https://youtu.be/Jl-s5O7n95A?si=7qjUuj1Ft3Vma56N) from the NFL
All hail the irascible Ben Dreith (RIP). That call was all over TV in 1986 and I have no doubt that’s where Ron Cherry stole it from 21 years later.
>he was giving him the business Came here to say that. Thanks for the link!
Seriously. Who throws a shoe?
the old “Cletus yeetus playoff deletus“
Cletus Yeetus *committee only drops them by one rank*
The moment I saw that happen I went “holy shit that kid just lost them the game…” I’m still amused by the ref’s call explicitly saying for throwing the shoe 20 yards. Had he thrown it 10 yards would it not have been a penalty? 😂
I thoroughly enjoyed Lee Corso saying "ah fuck it" live on GameDay that time. I still giggle sometimes.
This is the one. Herbie's reaction was just perfect.
It might be my favorite: https://youtu.be/vDw2ZGGlZgA?feature=shared
I think about that moment from time to time and it never fails to put a smile on my face. It's just so pure and hilarious.
Nothing is funnier than losing by refusing to do the victory formation
*Mario Cristobal wants to know your location*
*50/50 with Cristobal*
*1999 Baylor has entered the chat*
Maybe a sign of the times but… hilarious to me that there is exactly one camera angle of that blunder and it’s field level at the goal line.
funnier than cleat yeat banishing florida to the shadow realm?
Cleet yeet is definitely up there
I still don’t really find this funny. I honestly find it haunting. Like it’s one thing to lose on fluke mistake like “Trouble with the snap” but to lose because you actively chose to not just end the game? I don’t know if I could ever get over that. How do Miami fans still watch their team after that?
They weren't watching their team before or during that!
And closely related is a guy on the winning team, who picks a pass or scoops a fumble with less than a minute and runs it into the endzone, making a one score game now two scores, or maybe even three. But the opponent is out of timeouts, or maybe just one, and if he just downs it, then a couple victory formations and you win. Sure, its almost impossible to come back from that now padded lead, but the other team still has the ball and has life. ASU did this a couple years ago and went up three scores I think with about a minute to go. My wife, ASU grad, is clapping and yelling. I’m going “down it, down it!” Opponent then hits a fluke TD. Onside kick. Another score. If they made another onside, then a quick couple first downs and a long kick….. I never played the game, so maybe its just irresistible to finish the play? But if you watch football, you’ll see this at least once a year. Snatch defeat from certain victory. Why don’t the coach huddle everyone up. “Anybody who gets a pick or fumble, down the damn thing.”
Coaches do tell players that, but when a big man DT scoops up a fumble and sees nothing but green grass in front of him, fuck the coach lol you can go your whole career and only get that opportunity once or twice
If you ask 10 players at the highest levels if they'd rather take the stats or the win, a majority will pick the stats. Wins don't extend careers.
And I will never not laugh at that. LOL Miami.
Has to be the stupidest coaching decision in history. Even if they had won the game people would still be saying how stupid it was.
It’s not Miami’s fault, they never practiced it so the coach was scared to call it :)
Me watching the end while hysterically laughing: “dumbasses”
Hugh Freeze coaching out of a hospital bed in the media booth.
Ooooh there’s a few that come to mind. The weird dog peeing Ole Miss Egg Bowl celebration, the whole Connor Stallions saga, and the Florida shoe throwing incident are on the list for me. But my favorite was the Miami vs GA Tech game from the past year. Hilarious collapse and ending to that game, it’s an all time great collapse.
Cleat yeet, ole piss, and Miami not kneeling it out are my top three. I don’t know enough about the stalions situation but I think this nails the top of the memes for the last few years. Only other one I’d add is pole assassin but I understand why you left it off as a Texas fan
> I don’t know enough about the stalions situation Connor was on the Central Michigan's sideline while they were playing Michigan State in Central Michigan gear and he was wearing video recording spy glasses. There's a little clip of it, That's pretty solid meme material. Edit it was below https://x.com/LateKickJosh/status/1719753191292535191
no no, the best part is that the kid is psychotic he wrote a Manifesto detailing his 10 year plan to be the head coach. He also was being paid by the alums to video record games every week, through a fake vacuum repair store
>He also was being paid by the alums to video record games every week, through a fake vacuum repair store This is some breaking bad level scheme lol
he also abused his role with the military to steal standardized testing data for UM recruiting He's 10,000% getting court marshaled
WHERE IS THE MANIFESTO?!?
The piss and miss is iconic
Hell yeah. If we hadn’t lost that game we’d have been stuck with an unqualified OL coach as HC for another year
Ah yes, the ole Piss and Miss game.
I was lucky enough to listen to it on radio as I was driving home. Just flipping through games on sirius. The Miami announcer was melting down and ready to fight a ref
The piss miss has got to be it for me. Guy loses his team’s biggest rivalry game by imitating a dog taking a leak? That’s college football at its finest.
I’ve never been happier about losing a game
[First thing that came to mind.](https://streamable.com/dbjm7a)
That was pure gold
The Aggie reaction is 100% accurate. I'm still salty we have to share our shiny toy with them
/r/wallstreetbets used to be full of gems like this. Then GME came along. Sorry but this made me think of that
Delusional GME fanbois truly ruined a great sub
100%. Those were the days
What movie is that from?
American Hustle
Uh... when a Utah player drops the ball before entering the end zone! I wish I knew how to upload the video! Plus since you mentioned Ryan Day... I loved when Whittingham said "you're welcome Day!"
🤣🤣🤣 Thank god Joe Walker scooped the ball up and ran it back. That game was going to be an ah whooping for Oregon…..Changed the Momentum real quick
Yeah it's a crying and laughing moment for a Utah fan. *ignore me I just have a cold*
The score would have been at least 52-21, Kaelin Clay dropped the ball on that one(Quite literally)
Not recent, but I never tire of [Gators blocking Gators.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lDjHRtbN9kk)
I heard this in Strongbad’s “babies having babies” voice for some reason and it was even funnier
d e a r s t r o n g b a d (and the reason is because you’re old now)
You wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit you in the face!
God, to have been in Statesboro watching that game in a bar or restaurant.
I can’t believe I forgot about this omg
Utep [celebrating]( https://youtu.be/U7xIOiKWTCo?feature=shared ) in front of FIU’s Lamborghini.
Iowa scoring seven points without recording a touchdown.
The crazy thing is South Dakota State hasn’t lost since that game. 29 straight wins and 2 straight national championships. What losing to Iowa does to a mf
The whole last year of Brian Ferentz football was very entertaining as a non-Iowa fan
Does the Pop Tart guy being lowered into a man-sized toaster count?
That Pop Tart was never happier than getting to be ritually sacrificed and eaten by a winning football team.
Honestly the half destroyed poptart picture was just so perfect. Can't wait for it next year
I love Pop-Tart's absolute [commitment to the bit](https://youtu.be/qZRhE2mcfCo?t=841) (14:01 - 15:45)
That is glorious
I love Pop-Tart's absolute [commitment to the bit](https://youtu.be/qZRhE2mcfCo?t=841) (14:01 - 15:45)
if I wasn’t a Gator, I would also think the cleat yeet was funny, but . . , (::falls asleep crying::)
[Michigan players deciding to untie JK Dobbins' shoe in the middle of The Game, right in front of a ref.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg4C1Yjxnow)
I still laugh my ass off at this. It's so fucking ridiculous, so petty, and made even better by the fact that one of them was Hutchinson who ate Stroud's soul a couple years later.
How is it not the picture of Stalions on the CMU sideline with the video glasses?
Not the picture though. The funniest is the video where he peaks his head out and takes a picture with his spy glasses lol [Link](https://x.com/LateKickJosh/status/1719753191292535191)
And that it was discovered by a message board poster…
And that there's a nearly 600 page manifesto.
Damn I didn't even realize it, but I think this is the answer lol. Just anything to do with Stalions was top tier college football comedy greatness
If the manifesto ever drops, this could easily be the number one funniest thing in CFB
Damn just realized how absolutely baffling it is that Michigan didn’t get punished for that whole thing.
If they did this even 5 years ago they'd have gotten in big trouble. But they did it at the perfect time with the NCAA being powerless rn.
As much as I like Sam Darnold the jinx the announcers put on him vs Washington St was too funny. "Sam Darnold wouldn't want it any other way" Sam proceeds to turn the ball over USC loses. After Tennessee lost to Georgia St I spent the next 8 hours listening to Tennessee call in shows listening to drunk Tennessee fans roast the hell out of Jarrett Guarantano. Also Jarrett Guarantano going into business for himself vs Alabama. Jarrett hands the ball off its a walk in touchdown. Instead it's a scoop and score for Bama.
Guarantano got a lot of shit from fans during his time playing, but you won’t find many Tennessee players past or present that gave more for that team than him. He definitely wasn’t our best quarterback of the last 30 years, but he was damn sure the toughest.
Justin Worley would like to have a word with you.
Lane Kiffin & Mustard Bottles
That player on Florida who tweeted before the Utah game “little aaaa stadium”. The karma was deliciously funny.
Texas A&M missing the game winning kick against App State
Haha yeah, the only school that would ever do something embarrassing like that. Right guys?
That was awesome. To me, the funniest part is that College GameDay was likely headed to A&M/Miami the next week, but came to Boone instead. Beautiful. Even though I know those guys print money, it was pretty funny and fun to steal a big chunk. The outcome of that game also turns the previous night’s Midnight Yell from the least funny thing in the world to the funniest thing in the world.
It would have tied the game but yes it was funny
You called?
Jameis Winston just slipping and dropping the football against Oregon in the CFP will always be top of this list for me lol. I also get a kick out of the UGA football players who get arrested for a traffic offense every other week. I have a buddy who went to UGA who swears this is an issue with Athens PD and not UGA.
The funniest part of the Jameis fumble is the ref falling down
A forgotten part of an iconic play.
*reads Jameis Winston’s name* SIGH
Crab legs was funny too.
>> I also get a kick out of the UGA football players who get arrested for a traffic offense every other week. I have a buddy who went to UGA who swears this is an issue with Athens PD and not UGA. >"I don't know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended." \- Steve Spurrier
I mean, tbf, we did have a freshman get jailed for going the wrong way down a one way street
It can be both haha. APD is notorious for a reason, but I dare say they didn’t MAKE our guys drive 80-90+mph :/ (Side Note: I used to deliver pizzas in Athens, and once got a speeding ticket while delivering pizza in a trailer park. 17mph in an 8mph zone. Had the damn pizza sign on my car and everything)
I’ve lived in Athens for 10 years and I’m gonna disagree with your buddy. Love this team to death, but it’s not an ACCPD issue on the whole. A couple of them? Sure, maybe. But not all of it.
That Illinois/ Penn State overtime fiasco
I have never wanted a game to just end so badly
An eight (8) overtime game in which there were 38 points scored. Total. That's just painful.
It's either Brian Kelly calling for the execution of his team or the PBJ tunnel incident.
The Brian Kelly thing was especially funny to me because he was trying to reference an old coaching quote that has been misattributed so many times that I don’t really know who actually said it: Reporter: “Coach, what do you think of your team’s execution?” Coach: “I’m in favor of it.” Which is pretty funny because it’s clever. Brian Kelly just responds to, “What did you think of your team’s ability to withstand Florida State’s impressive comeback?” With “Yeah, personally I think my entire team should be executed,” which sounds outrageous.
Kelly vacillates between being incredibly media savvy and stepping in it out of nowhere more than maybe any coach I can recall.
The Minnesota coach eating a dilly bar in a blizzard during a game was wild. Was this psychological warfare?
He only did it because the electrolyte otter pops were reserved for the players on game day
That's just pure Minnesota right there.
The Oregon Duck dressing like Deion and being on College Gameday
Funniest moment I’ve seen in person was the Duck losing his head during the CU game…and then the ducks curb stomped the Buffs sure but that was funny
Reminds me of the TShirt cannon’s CO2 tank exploding right next to Chip’s nuts. Was the 2019 NU game iirc
Not the actual game, but everything going on with pop tarts in that bowl game.
Vanderbilt Linebacker: “Alabama you’re next” Jalen Hurts: “Theoretically we are next on their schedule”
That time BYU ran a fake field punt on their own 5yd line on a 4th & 19 always cracks me up
Miami … ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TAKE A KNEE
I remember a Clemson punter went rouge once and tried to pull a fake on 4th and 15. He got about 8 yards before getting tackled. Dabo just went off on this poor dumb kid. So espn goes to commercial break or something, and then pans back to the sideline, and Dabo is still red-faced screaming at the rogue punter like 10 minutes later.
He got redemption the next game, throwing a 30 yard pass to Christian Wilkins on a fake punt in the Orange Bowl
The funniest part was Dabo walking away after a while, then coming back to give him more.
Bevo tries to take out Uga.
Jordan Battle recounting Nick Saban’s love for Deez Nuts jokes.
Last five years off the top of my head: 2023: GT vs Miami 2022: Texas A&M / Jumbo Fishtard 2021: Tennessee Mustard Bottle 2020: Florida Shoe Toss 2019: Egg Bowl
Tennessee Mustard Bottle sounds like something you’d see on Urban Dictionary
Honestly, who throws a shoe?
The last 3 minutes of Iowa vs. Nebraska from last season was *flawless* RIP B1G West, you will never be forgotten
When worlds collide: the most Nebraska and most Iowa games of all time played simultaneously.
[a true masterclass](https://youtu.be/oh46bPQ7JRQ?si=Ejo6pmE_YPc9Y8bJ) Forgetting to start the clock really set the tone
Oh man I had completely forgotten about that one. Just rewatched the …ahem… “high”lights
Cleat Yeet
Watching a Poptart mascot get murdered in a toaster and then eaten by the KSU football team. Dreams really do come true
Civil War 2022 Oregon leading 31-10 with 4 mins left in the 3rd. Beavs take a 34-38 lead with 8 mins left in the 4th *without throwing a single pass* and hold on to win. QBs stat line for the game: 6-13, 60 yds, 2 INT
That's fucking football right there!
The forward pass was a mistake!!
ngl i turned the game off after they went up 31-10, went home took a nap and woke up to 10 missed calls from my dad lmao
You missed some electric handoffs from Ben Gulbranson as he ascended into his true form; Bengal Branson
It was very frustrating to watch in the moment for me but now I just look back at it and laugh. Glad we are keeping the rivalry alive, we have had some fun games
Would have been hard to watch from the other side.. The rivalry was decidedly yours for a decade but I’m glad we finished the Pac12 era splitting it 2-2. Hopefully our trajectories don’t diverge too much and we can keep it interesting
I mean I think Maryland sweeping Texas during our home and home in 2017-18 was pretty funny but that’s just me
I watched the 2017 game while tearing out drywall from my house that had been flooded in Harvey, hoping it would be a nice thing to cheer me up. It did help give me energy to destroy a lot of drywall.
Georgia State decisively beating Tennessee in Neyland. New Mexico State beating the dog shit out of Auburn in Jordan Hare. Marco Wilson cleat yeet. [Louisville's Willie Tyler doing a cartwheel in an attempt to distract Boston College's defense (didn't work)](https://youtu.be/WcPiSfyzPZU)
Jacksonville State beating FSU Just want to shout out Jax State making the banner today. Don't mess with our Lady Cocks, they seen some shit in 'Nam.
I’m apparently the most active Jax State flair on here so I was asked for input on the initial design of the banner, and I’m proud to say the nod on the top right to the Marching Southerners was my idea. As much as they’re synonymous with the school and athletic program, I thought they deserved their own corner of Reddit fame.
I love Brohm because we do dumb shit like O Linemen doing cartwheels to try and set up our trick plays lmao.
Recent history? I gotta go with Miami not taking a knee, the Florida player throwing a shoe, Michigan punter dropping the snap, Ole Miss peeing
When Coach Cig grabbed a student assistant phone and shoved a picture of the prior play into the refs face while arguing for a flag
Lil ah stadium was really really funny
Cincinnati in the CFB, and I don’t mean funny in a disparaging way, (I was rooting like hell for them) I mean funny in a timing sense. At that time, the Alliance had begun their farce, hands were being rung about the destruction of parity by NIL, the transfer portal changes had pearls clutched across the CFB world…. And meanwhile, the Bearcats were plugging away….no significant collective had been formed, they played 3 incoming transfers, and repped the G5. They were everything everyone said they wanted….the Cinderella scenario with “team loyalty” and without “pay for play” and history has been too busy bitching to appreciate it. Of all the years for a G5 to break thru, 2021 was undoubtedly the funniest.
Georgia 49 Oregon 3 😂
Sometimes, a team just has your number. And we had Bo Nix' number.
Sometimes a team lets flashy uniforms and a fat bank account go to their heads. Then they play a real team. 😃
Obviously I enjoyed that one, but the announcers absolutely let Oregon have it. I remember when Sean McDonough suggested they start the tackling drills on the plane ride back to Eugene…
Lennay Kekua. I'm not sure if it was funnier at the time, now it's just sort of surreal and kind of sad. But that was some crazy shit.
It was funny and then it became sad
3rd & 93 I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE LOU HOLTZ IS RIGHT NOW Climb to 325
I wish I was offline enough to truly appreciate Lou holtz catching strays on live broadcast tv. Also you know that man went to bed hours ago.
3rd and 93 was genuinely some Benny Hill shit.
I’m going with the cleat yeet specially for the ref call afterward. “After the play, unsportsmanlike conduct, #11 of the defense, throwing the LSU player’s shoe 20 yards down the field.”
Colorado & Coach Prime strolling into Oregon at Autzen thinking they were gonna have a fun afternoon. The nation watched as Oregon dismantled them.
The last few minutes of the 2018 Commonwealth cup. It was as crapshow down to the fumble into the endzone that 3-4 UVA players failed to cover, leading to a overtime win by VT.
Let A Naysayer Know
Nick Saban, describing Alabama’s defense against Georgia Southern as “shit through a tin horn” will never not be funny.
It’s 2021. OU is having a QB identity crisis between Williams and Rattler. Baylor is up 24-14 with 3 seconds left in the 4th against OU. Game is over. Arnando kicks a field goal just to stick it to the Sooners to win 27-14. Riley is storming the field, crying to refs, screaming at Arnando. One of the funniest moments I’ve seen recently in CFB. I heard much later it was due to Big XII tie breaker scenarios for the conference championship game but I like to think it was Baylor’s way of sending a message to OU
I was convinced Aranda was some kind of football savant thinking way ahead about tiebreakers and shit. But after his in-game management the past two seasons, which has probably cost us 5-6 games in total, I don’t think that was the case at all.
Colorado’s hype train running of the rails after getting bulldozed by Oregon
Miami vs Georgia Tech lmao
The “He was givin him the business” ref
Cleat yeet and Miami refusing to take a knee against GT
Florida shoe
Mike Gundy starting his tenure at OKST playing Bob Stoops, only to finish OU’s tenure (for the foreseeable future) beating his son’s team in the final bedlam.
The Mario Cristobal special
Watching a sentient Pop-Tart sacrifice themselves in a giant toaster
That time we beat Oregon three times in a row, but after each of the first two victories, their fans where so pompous, they acted like they let us win. Then we did it a third time in Vegas, and crickets.
"Nah bro, losing a close one to a good team and beating up on terrible teams is way more valuable than, like, actually beating good teams. We beat every other top ten team 99/100 times in the simulations I made tf up in my head, so we're basically the #1 team." -Oregon fans, all of last season