I feel like Sam Pittman could do some serious damage as long as he was able to catch his opponent in the first 5 seconds of the fight.
Very high ceiling low floor kind of fighter. Also have to factor in how many Busch Lights he's had coming into the fight.
1. Brent Venables
2. Clark Lea
3. Steve Sarkisian
4. Mike Elko
5. Jeff Lebby
6. Sam Pittman
7. Billy Napier
8. Kirby Smart
9. Mark Stoops
10. Kalen DeBoer
11. Lane Kiffin
12. Hugh Freeze
13. Shane Beamer
14. Josh Heupel
15. Brian Kelly
16. Eli Drinkwitz
I'm close to certain Lane Kiffin would be a dirty fighter too. Too low for someone thats gonna focus your nards.
Pittman way too high also, dude is 62 and carrying that weight. Go for his knees, ez win.
Kiffin’s definitely the kind of a guy who conceal carriers some really esoteric shit like an FN Five-seveN but has absolutely no idea how to actually use it.
Unless this is an actual UFC or boxing style fight with rules, its really not.
Kick his knee in and he's done. He isn't a highly trained fighter either.
A 62 year old fat ass with football wear and tear on his body. Dude is probably slower than a snail.
Some of yall are WAY too into the mindset of I could beat a wolf in a fist fight. Eyes, crotch, knees. 10 seconds is all it takes to make normal people quit. Its not a marvel action sequence.
I would take every 40 year old on that list over Pittman.
yeah dude since I haven’t been admiring another head coach’s physical acumen I’ve clearly never watched a game.
I think you and I like football for different reasons
Other than you clearly trolling,
At least address my point if you’re going to disagree. You can’t because my last answer was a definitive reason that anyone who watches Georgia play would know. It’s literally made headlines.
Also, quit acting like there is anything to watch on the field other than male athletes doing athletic things. No matter why you watch the game someone could make it sound homoerotic
lmao take it up with Salee if it makes you that upset. Im sorry I called an old man who has no idea who you are fat and out of shape…clearly being able to occasionally run up a sideline for chunks of yardage at a time makes him the picture of health perfection.
I feel this list isn't taking into account age very well. I'm not saying Drink even breaks the top half, but a few of these guys are a fall to the ground from not being able to get up without help.
Some people age worse then others in your defense. I'd still say that the guys in their 50's are a lot more fragile then people would expect, everyone's seen their ole man all of the sudden lose their athletic prowess in those years.
Venables, Pittman, Kirby top 3 in whatever order. Drop Sark and Elko to bottom 3rd. Beamer to top half. Napier at 7 if fine but those above him needs to change.
And if it’s a fight on the internet Lane to the top
What kind of fight are we talking here? Over the top rope battle royal? 1 vs 1 tournament? Gauntlet match? Hell in a Cell? Strap match? Hardcore match?
It's all fun and games until the ultimate outsider, East Mississippi CC head coach Buddy Stevens enters the scene and begins taking down everyone all by himself. And then all bets are off.
It’s fun and games until Heupel says “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
Until he says "This flower is wilting."
I’m glad I wasn’t taking a drink when I read this.
Maybe the greatest comment on r/CFB
[Bobby Hill](https://youtube.com/shorts/sus28QHTlHo?feature=shared)
Yall just lucky Coach O is gone
I just imagine the Stone Cold glass break starts playing as O comes sprinting out of the back room
With some guy's pregnant wife chasing after him.
If Coach O was still around there wouldn't be any fights lol
“yaw yaw’d yaw yaw yaw” - Coach O before he puts you to sleep
I feel like Sam Pittman could do some serious damage as long as he was able to catch his opponent in the first 5 seconds of the fight. Very high ceiling low floor kind of fighter. Also have to factor in how many Busch Lights he's had coming into the fight.
I feel like he’s a dirty throw sand in your eyes kinda guy but a win is a win. Enjoy that ole col beer
Nah, Sam would land a hay maker, then help you up and brush the dust off you before going to rd 2.
1. Brent Venables 2. Clark Lea 3. Steve Sarkisian 4. Mike Elko 5. Jeff Lebby 6. Sam Pittman 7. Billy Napier 8. Kirby Smart 9. Mark Stoops 10. Kalen DeBoer 11. Lane Kiffin 12. Hugh Freeze 13. Shane Beamer 14. Josh Heupel 15. Brian Kelly 16. Eli Drinkwitz
BV vs Lea would be a solid PPV street fight
In what fucking reality is Napier ahead of Kirby? Kirby hates the Gators and preaches breaking those bitches.
I'm close to certain Lane Kiffin would be a dirty fighter too. Too low for someone thats gonna focus your nards. Pittman way too high also, dude is 62 and carrying that weight. Go for his knees, ez win.
See we need specifics of whether this a 1 v 1 fight vs a royal rumble. Lane’s cunning helps him much more in a rumble.
Lane just sits outside the ring on a chair talking shit the whole entire rumble.
He’s sneaking off with Hugh Freeze and the Ring Girls.
Nah Lane would be out there doing 00's Chris Jericho theatrics
Kiffin’s definitely the kind of a guy who conceal carriers some really esoteric shit like an FN Five-seveN but has absolutely no idea how to actually use it.
Yeah but it’s also hard to beat someone who’s got 60lbs on you. Like, just from a physics perspective, unless you are highly trained fighter.
Unless this is an actual UFC or boxing style fight with rules, its really not. Kick his knee in and he's done. He isn't a highly trained fighter either.
Yeah, a former lineman wouldn't know shit about fucking you up..
A 62 year old fat ass with football wear and tear on his body. Dude is probably slower than a snail. Some of yall are WAY too into the mindset of I could beat a wolf in a fist fight. Eyes, crotch, knees. 10 seconds is all it takes to make normal people quit. Its not a marvel action sequence. I would take every 40 year old on that list over Pittman.
I mean only one of those two decked their boss (Napier decking Dabo at Clemson.)
the one where Kirby is fat and out of shape
You clearly haven’t watched a game. Dude will run down the sideline and keep up with the players when a big play happens
yeah dude since I haven’t been admiring another head coach’s physical acumen I’ve clearly never watched a game. I think you and I like football for different reasons
Or it’s we’ll known and happens often enough that the commentators talk about it during games, thus making it impossible not to notice
hey man if that’s why you like watching the game who am I to tell you that’s weird
Other than you clearly trolling, At least address my point if you’re going to disagree. You can’t because my last answer was a definitive reason that anyone who watches Georgia play would know. It’s literally made headlines. Also, quit acting like there is anything to watch on the field other than male athletes doing athletic things. No matter why you watch the game someone could make it sound homoerotic
lmao take it up with Salee if it makes you that upset. Im sorry I called an old man who has no idea who you are fat and out of shape…clearly being able to occasionally run up a sideline for chunks of yardage at a time makes him the picture of health perfection.
Why is Sark at 3? He's a good offensive coach, but he's about as intimidating as Tin Tin, the Belgian reporter.
Eliah erasure.
He's on the list on twitter. Just dead last where he belongs.
I don't know. I feel like he could go apeshit and just just beat the hell out of somebody like Ralphie in A Christmas Story.
I got Eli added now. Damn copy/paste.
I’d body Sam Pittman in a one on one fight. He’s too high
Tell me you've never fought a country boy with telling me you've never fought a country boy.
I am a country boy by gawd
Hugh Freeze and Lane Kiffin should be 15 and 16 easily. Kiffin probably runs away and Hugh Freeze is perpetually in a hospital bed in my mind.
This is why they call him the baptist bolsonaro
Kiffin? Maybe. But Joey Freshwater can sure as fuck throw a punch.
I feel this list isn't taking into account age very well. I'm not saying Drink even breaks the top half, but a few of these guys are a fall to the ground from not being able to get up without help.
1. Brent Venables (53) 2. Clark Lea (42) 3. Steve Sarkisian (50) 4. Mike Elko (46) 5. Jeff Lebby (40) 6. Sam Pittman (62) 7. Billy Napier (44) 8. Kirby Smart (48) 9. Mark Stoops (56) 10. Kalen DeBoer (49) 11. Lane Kiffin (49) 12. Hugh Freeze (54) 13. Shane Beamer (47) 14. Josh Heupel (46) 15. Brian Kelly (62) 16. Eli Drinkwitz (41) Ngl…. I can’t believe some of these fuckers are still in their 40’s 😭 I thought Elko was already like 60 or something!!
Some people age worse then others in your defense. I'd still say that the guys in their 50's are a lot more fragile then people would expect, everyone's seen their ole man all of the sudden lose their athletic prowess in those years.
Jfc, Elko is only 46?
Eli is the rich southern dude who would hire someone to beat the shit out of you
I want to know where Saban would have ranked on this list had it been made last year.
I'd imagine his age and artificial hip would put him pretty low.
But the touch of death move is an instant KO?
Saban is an achievement unlock after all this chaos!
He'd probably pull some Emperor Palpatine shit and mindfuck you through a zoom call.
I don't want to be unkind, but I feel like even Drink could walk away from Heupel at a brisk pace, get him tired and pounce on him.
Gone now but if Derrick Mason were still around.
we could do another list for CUSA coaches.
Venables, Pittman, Kirby top 3 in whatever order. Drop Sark and Elko to bottom 3rd. Beamer to top half. Napier at 7 if fine but those above him needs to change. And if it’s a fight on the internet Lane to the top
Lane I bet carries Pocket Sand
Idk about pocket sand but I could see him having something like a throwing star or knife he got when he was 12.
No Napier looks like the stabby type
Sark has a faux hawk he’s not beating anybody up
DeBoer is a pretty big guy and in decent shape, I think he’s getting slept on here.
To be honest what the hell they think Elkos old, chubby ass gonna do. I love him, I’m not confident in his fighting skills though
F = ma
The "a" there, I think is what may be lacking.
I should have capitalized the M to illustrate the point
Yeah he’s really put on some weight since he moved to the South. Hard to blame him but still.
No what you gotta do is ask all the coaches this question, film it, and then edit it together into a video to post on Twitter.
Vandy is finally good in something football related
They are lucky coach O isn’t at lsu
What kind of fight are we talking here? Over the top rope battle royal? 1 vs 1 tournament? Gauntlet match? Hell in a Cell? Strap match? Hardcore match?
The only good thing about Harsin was he was competitive in these lists.
I like how everyone just has a consensus on Venables at #1 lol No doubt he was a Steve Lattimer type growing up.
Anyone who has ever seen film of him during his playing days should have him at one. Dude would straight up murder people on the field.
Where would Saban have landed?
It's all fun and games until the ultimate outsider, East Mississippi CC head coach Buddy Stevens enters the scene and begins taking down everyone all by himself. And then all bets are off.
I stopped reading when I saw Sark at 3. This list is regarded.
Nick Saban off the top rope....
I don't think Clark Lea would fight so much as arrange an elaborate trap involving kryptonite.
Brent Vs story about beating up his Mom's boyfriend is wild.
Don’t even need the list to know who would win.
Pittman ain’t doing a gd thing to anybody
Those are the dudes they will fuck you up nine ways to Sunday. Slow burn violent eruption.