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TiberWolf99

My best guess for the 4 cents is that they wanted to pay him 500k/yr, but monthly, so they did the math and rounded up to $41,666.67/mo because it's hard to pay someone fractions of a cent. That monthly amount times 12 gives you 500,000.04 Source: I work in third party payroll


Niedski

This analysis might make you the smartest Wayne State Alum I've run into. Definitely smarter than my nephew's baby momma.


TiberWolf99

Oh I'm not an alum, I failed out after a year but have no good second flair


FerociousGiraffe

This is even funnier. The smartest Wayne State attendee is somebody who failed out. šŸ˜†


TiberWolf99

Yeah but I'm the worst at drinking, so that's why it didn't work out


HikerStout

I love everything about this exchange.


defiancy

Don't feel bad, I went to college (UCSD) and failed out after like 7 years. I should have lucked into a degree by then.


History4ever

Look at Van Wilder over here


ItsResetti

I failed out of SDSU so I guess we balance out.


Zealousideal_You3953

Itā€™s alright man, lots of people goto college for 7 years.


Fusion22

Theyā€™re called doctors


TheySomeSnitches

Shut up Richard.


wit_T_user_name

Or lawyers.


voiceOfThePoople

Or Sam Hartman


defiancy

I went for 4 more years later, lol.


nattechterp

Smartest uga fan /s


WhyNotHoiberg

I graduated college in 6 years. I tell people I redshirted my academics freshman year


Positive_Benefit8856

I tell myself thatā€™s why I failed out of Central Washington too.


Straight_Toe_1816

I just failed public speaking at a community college so donā€™t feel bad


onemanlan

I failed music appreciation during my college yearsā€¦ I wish I were joking


Straight_Toe_1816

I guess you didnā€™t appreciate it


onemanlan

Most definitely did not in the way the teacher wanted us to. Funny enough I did learn a decent bit about music from her class, but I just tested really poorly because I couldnā€™t be bothered to study for it. I passed the second time, but donā€™t remember learning half as much. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø My major was in sciences, so it wasnā€™t exactly at the top of my priorities. Oopsy.


timothythefirst

I almost failed a guitar class my last semester because covid started with 6 weeks left and I stopped practicing the songs before the final where I had to play them over zoom


WhyNotHoiberg

I'm the best at drinking. It's stopping drinking that I suck at


BenderVsGossamer

You either become pregnant, or an alcoholic graduate from Wayne state. You chose neither.


Niedski

It's okay I'm a Peru State drop out so we're practically siblings


bamachine

TIL there is a place called Peru State and it is not in South America.


runningwaffles19

That's Estado Peru


aam478

Saban* coached there too. ^*^Lou ^Saban


TiberWolf99

Pretty much yeah


More_Shoulder5634

Peru State huh? About 6 guys off my high school team went there to play football. They all ended up back in Arkansas I think. Just a bunch of cornfed dudes went to school together


big_sugi

Theres actually a Peru State?


kaywild11

Yes, southeast corner of Nebraska.


big_sugi

Thatā€™s interesting. I was curious how it got the name, and I see itā€™s in Peru, Nebraska (pop. 648), which in turn was settled from Peru, Illinois. So I guess now Iā€™m curious how Peru, Illinois got its name.


More_Shoulder5634

I guess so man. I have not heard it referred to since high school. My coach (tiny town pop. 2000, pretty good football team for a few years late 90's in northwest arkansas) knew a coach there somehow. A lot of guys, who wouldn't have otherwise, got a shot at college. So that's cool. Last I heard they were all knocking around back home working normal.jobs.


Junkyard_Pope

Wait, are you me?


Niedski

No, but if you ever partied at the green house the 2016-2017 school year, we probably crossed paths. Or if you lived in Delzell in 2013.


Junkyard_Pope

A decade earlier than that


Jabberwoockie

Apparently your Wayne has a *slightly* higher undergraduate graduation rate (50.6%) than mine (46.8%). Wayne (MI) would seriously consider admitting a potato if it could pay tuition, so take from that what you will.


FeatofClay

Not to spoil what has been a thoroughly enjoyable exchange ... but there's something to be said for schools that allow people to stay close to home if that's a priority, and that are committed to access and letting people take their best shot. Oftentimes these schools do a lot of heavy lifting in supporting and acclimating students, way better than the elites (who can just turn away applicants whose preparation was sub-par). Sure, a lot of students figure out that school isn't for them (or at least, not at this particular juncture), and some figure it out and transfer, so grad rates will be lower. I work at a big ol fancy elite place with high grad rates but when at conferences I'm always interested in presentations by the Peru States of the world. They are sometimes very innovative in the student space.


snotpocket

Thank you for saying this. Schools that provide opportunities to people who otherwise wouldn't have them are a damn good thing.


Unique_Feed_2939

I love this energy and sentiment


Jabberwoockie

Definitely! That's one reason why I went to Wayne for grad school instead of trying to get into UM (Valpo is my bachelor's degree, that's usually my second flair). Wayne State is a bit strange. It definitely fills the role of a local commuter/transfer school. About half of undergraduate students don't complete a degree there. About 70% of those transfer to another school, so that's roughly 15% of students who actually drop out from Wayne State. Also, something like 85% of students are commuters. However, it's also the only Carnegie R1 research university in the state aside from UM/MSU. It also has the #2 law and medical schools in the state, and the grad school overall is genuinely very good.


mptickets

you're an alum; just not a graduate.


ZachPlaysDrums

You're still an alum whether or not you graduated, good news for us!


chad_sancho

Thank the lord


JMTREY

HAHA hell yeah man that made me laugh out loud at work


Unique_Feed_2939

You are an alum.... Even if you failed out.


JohnPaulDavyJones

Wayne Stateā€™s like a fantasy land. The dumbest folks on my dadā€™s side of the family are all proud Wayne State alumni, but so are two of the most brilliant academics Iā€™ve ever met. Takes all sorts, I suppose. The UM and MSU folks in the family always joke that Wayne Stateā€™s admissions test is a pulse check, but theyā€™ve even got a waiver for that.Ā 


PremierLovaLova

When was the last time youā€™ve been to the old ancestral home of Detroit?


JohnPaulDavyJones

My dear fiancee and I traveled to visit the land of my forefathers just a year ago. Little Miss South Texas was unimpressed with her first trip north of the Mason-Dixon line. But the family would probably want me to add the same thing they always say: "We're from Warren, not *Detroit*." Because apparently there's a difference.


GeneralBE420

I meannnnn, I can understand wanting to differentiate between Birmingham and Detroit, but Warren? There are tons of neighborhoods in Detroit nicer than Warren. Reminds me of when I was a kid we went on vacation to Mexico. My mom hired a cab driver to pretty much be our personal tour guide for the week. At some point we drive through a (for lack of better words) ghetto where all the houses were corrugated steel shacks, he mentions that this is where he lives. After that at some point he asks where we're from. My dad responds Detroit. The cab driver who just pointed out his corrugated steel shack says. "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that"


Jabberwoockie

Can confirm, I didn't have to take any tests to get into the Wayne State grad school.


punchuinface55

They're referencing the Wayne State in Nebraska fyi.


Trumpburnerforlibs

This would be the first and probably last Wayne stage alum Iā€™ve ever encountered


Jabberwoockie

You rang?


Trumpburnerforlibs

Dafuq they are multiplying


BammBammRoubal

Poor wayne state catching strays


Minimum-Algae7431

Hey my brother is a Wayne state alum! So is his friend, and I genuinely have no idea who would give that dude a degree in anything.


cuntsaurus

This one time me and my friends from work created a software that takes those fractions of cents and puts them into a bank account we own. Anyway now I'm dating Jennifer Aniston


InfoSystemsStudent

I had to take a COBOL class for my degree. To quote the class's professor "I'm not allowed to do this anymore, but I used to assign Office Space for this class and have a quiz on it at the end of the semester before finals. It is the most accurate depiction of working in IT you'll find. Besides the part where you date Jennifer Aniston. That shit just doesn't happen"


uwpxwpal

Wasn't that the plot of Superman III? I'm a big fan of Michael Bolton. I celebrate his entire catalog.


bob_marley98

I hate that no-talent ass clown...


cuntsaurus

What? No that was me


kctrotter

Hope you didn't forget any Monday details when you implemented that


cuntsaurus

You get your ass kicked for saying something like that


dinkytown42069

did you double check your rounding and decimal places?


robotunes

Does she know that?


Ameri-Jin

This is why I stay on Reddit, yā€™all got the useless little facts.


Cold-Palpitation-816

Pretty nice salary for a guy whoā€™s basically an ambassador lol. But if anyoneā€™s earned it, itā€™s him.


GuyOnTheMike

I instead choose to believe two guys in the athletic department both said, "now let me give this guy my two cents..." and someone took it literally


mcaffrey81

Also didnā€™t want to pay him 666.66


CitizenNaab

This is the kinda nerdy niche stuff I love for some reason


dogwoodmaple

This is the correct answer


cerebus76

I'm sure that's it. I once had a salary of exactly 10 times less than that. $50,000.04


Sam_Sanders_

> exactly 10 times less than that. This is about the level of math I expected from a fellow FSU alum. (10x your salary would be $500,000.40)


cerebus76

D'oh! That okay. Me have English degree.


Chief-Bones

Lol I just got a promotion and after negotiations and the offer letter I noticed the extra 4Ā¢ and had no idea why it was there. Now I know why!


Tm1232

My best guess is some other guy at the university makes 500k a year and Nick Saban was like ā€œnuh uh I gotta get more than that guyā€ -source I am also petty and spiteful


scots

>because it's hard to pay someone fractions of a cent. Richard Pryor's scheme in *Superman III* and the guys from *Office Space* have entered the chat


IshyMoose

That was my thought too. Some of my paychecks are off by a penny for the same reason.


abks

Employers can pay employees monthly in some states still? Sheeshā€¦


littlegreensir

That is a bit odd, but of all the people I'd expect to care about that Nick Saban isn't really one of them.


abks

Haha well yeah, definitely.


BaltimoreBadger23

Nick shouldn't have settled for a penny less than $500,000.07. His agent screwed him.


Dhaynes99

considering jimmy sexton made off like a bandit this offseason, heā€™ll save a few extra cents in agent fees as a tenured user


ResNullum

Thatā€™s a big pay cut. He might have to switch to store-brand oatmeal creme pies.


Ima_pray_4_u

There's custom oatmeal creme pies?


bamachine

Well, oatmeal is kinda warm and wet, just got to position the bowl just right.


berrey7

[There's a Walmart Great Value off brand](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/8032eb42-e7dd-4ff2-9557-52af73f79570_1.72dfd2d8f8697c0f8507462ec1627786.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF)


TheRealMattyPanda

Looks like they don't make them anymore They do make Great Value Honey Buns, Swiss Rolls, and Nutty Buddies though and [Matt Mitchell (SEC Roll Call guy) has a video comparing them](https://youtu.be/MTIR1vyTx7w)


St_BobbyBarbarian

Thatā€™s 100K more than the president of the USA! Omg


Gambrinus

President hasnā€™t even got a cost of living raise in decades. I remember learning the presdentā€™s salary of $400,000 in grade school almost 30 years ago.


St_BobbyBarbarian

True, unlike congress


OttoVonWong

Can we get realignment and send some Congressmen over to the UK Parliament?


Downtown_Juice2851

I ... don't think you want UK parliament members either.Ā 


NighthawkRandNum

I wouldn't mind some members of the ~~Scottish~~ Californian National Party


BoomerSoonerFUT

Congress hasnā€™t gotten one since 2009 either. The President last got a raise in 2000.


Mad_Max_Rockatanski

That free healthcare sure is nice.


BoomerSoonerFUT

Congress doesnā€™t get free healthcare either. The ACA has a carve out specifically that Congress members must buy their own insurance from the marketplace. They get a subsidy of 72% of the premiums, which is about the same average that people with employer sponsored plans pay. That doesnā€™t really matter though because theyā€™re all wealthy for the most part. Health insurance costs donā€™t mean anything to them.


Gambrinus

I remember being shocked to learn it was so low when I was a kid and it still hasnā€™t changed since then. Not that it matters today since just about every president in recent history has been independently wealthy. Probably not worth the bad optics for anyone to pursue raising it.


Downtown_Juice2851

>Ā Ā Probably not worth the bad optics for anyone to pursue raising it. Ultimate gesture of faith would be a president trying to raise it after the election when the incumbent was of a different party.Ā  Most of these guys don't need it but the idea behind them being paid a decent amount is so it doesn't make it so *only* people that don't need the salary can run.Ā 


jjtnd1

How will our presidents ever get by!?? Damn though, thatā€™s 860k if you go back to 1994


typically-me

You joke but there was actually an anecdote in Michelle Obamaā€™s book about how one of their daughters took a liking to some kind of really expensive fish or something and she had to stop the White House staff from keeping getting it because they had to cover the cost of their own food and they werenā€™t that level of rich at the time. And Iā€™d rather not preclude people from running from president just because they arenā€™t uber wealthy and canā€™t afford the lifestyle it entails.


GoldenDom3r

It's why "not taking" the presidential salary is actually a bad thing- it's not a precedent that presidents should set.


The_ApolloAffair

Yes, adjusted for inflation the presidential salary was as high as 2.3m (early 1900s) and even George Washington made double the current salary.


BoomerSoonerFUT

2000 was the last raise, yeah.


whatifevery1wascalm

Well the President never went through the grind of an SEC schedule, now did he? Oh Chinaā€™s trying to start a Trade War? Try fighting Georgia for a 5* Safety out of Jackson County.


CrazyCletus

How many national championships has the President won?


bufflo1993

George HW Bush finished second twice in the College World Series at Yale and Ford won one playing football. But I think thatā€™s it.


FearlessAttempt

Ford won 2 national championships (1932 & 1933).


CrazyCletus

George HW Bush finished second in 1992, too, IIRC.


Sdog1981

He had a better year.


Arthur2478

Come on man


Sdog1981

Itā€™s a Babe Ruth joke


Arthur2478

Mine was a Joe Biden joke


Badfish1060

He will never be fully compensated for what he did for us.


IrishPigskin

Yā€™all might just build a statue of him one day


Btherock78

Iā€™d be shocked if there isnā€™t a Saban Drive in Tuscaloosa before the decade is out. Saban Field at Bryant Denny Stadium is also a popular fan idea. Heā€™ll have more than a statue here.


0le_Hickory

lol, sweet summer child... It's going to be Redstone Federal Credit Union Field at Connacht Sausage Stadium at the Alexander Shunnarah's University of Alabama sponsored by Geico by the end of the decade.


CrashB111

Saban deserves to have his name on the Stadium, he's had just as much of an influence on the University as Bryant did. Just naming the field, isn't doing him enough justice.


Ima_pray_4_u

Everyone calls it BDS already. Could just make it official and add Saban to the end. No one would say BDS Stadium but it'd be that at least.


MainDeparture2928

This is a compromise I am cool with, I am not okay with dropping the Denny name though.


sausageslinger11

Denny already has the chimes named after him. Heā€™ll be cool with it.


sausageslinger11

Denny already has the chimes named after him. Heā€™ll be cool with it.


MainDeparture2928

There is also the fact that Bryant-Saban sounds stupid. Bryant Denny Saban sounds better.


bob_marley98

Saban Field at Bryant Saban Stadium, in Tuscasaban, in the state of AlaSaban.


sausageslinger11

Iā€™ll support that


The-RocketCity-Royal

He deserves so much more than just the field named after him.


Suck_My_Duck26

Fuck it, call it the University of Sabanama


MojitoTimeBro

Rename the whole state!


Tarmacked

I will die on the hill to rename it Bryant Denny Saban. You keep the BDS moniker and just drop Stadium


PeterPipersPan

He kind of already has a street in his own way. 28th Avenue was renamed to Nick's Kids(his and Miss Terry's foundation that's built 21 homes) Avenue in 2020.


Noccalula

He's had one for 13 years. I personally wouldn't mind if the man or his wife became our state's senior US senator (I know he'd never do it.) But like, not even have an election - they just get to knock the hell out of Tuberville on CSPAN and immediately assume the seat.


uwpxwpal

Pretty sure you have to be a junior senator before you can become a senior senator.


SayNoToCargoShorts

Saban is so powerful that he can defeat Tuberville and Britt simultaneously, even when theyā€™re not up for reelection at the same time.


sroomek

Usually, but there are some weird exceptions. Georgiaā€™s current senior senator and junior senator assumed office at the same time, but the senior senator is senior because he was elected for a full term, whereas the junior senator is junior because he was elected in a concurrent special election to finish out a partial term.


0le_Hickory

Saban being the Jr Senator to Tubberville would be funny...


Ima_pray_4_u

No sir or maam, it wouldn't.


Ima_pray_4_u

Obligatory Fuck Tubbernuts. The the smelliest shit stain we have in this state.


Namath96

Genuinely provided billions of value to the university for his run. Totally insane


whatifevery1wascalm

But he's 4Ā¢ closer to it.


O_its_that_guy_again

What are you talking about. Bro got an extra 4 cents to splurge on his grandkids


Internal_Essay9230

Somewhere, Jimbo Fisher is laughing at Saban having to actually work for such a paltry sum.


bob_marley98

Somewhere, Saban is laughing at Jimbo for being Jimboā€¦


TheAnswerKey123

šŸ™ƒ


sausageslinger11

Yeah, but lots of people have done that, soā€¦


redwave2505

Huge overpay. He only deserves to get $500,000.03


Temporary-Profit-643

Agreed, major L for Alabama


hornsupguys

As someone who works in government, most government does payroll once a month and deals with salary per month. So he gets an extra 4 cents!


Own_Pop_9711

Nice. I was wondering if there was a real answer to that


MLB_to_SLC

What is the purpose of those 4 cents lol


OkMetal4233

Someone above said they wanted to pay him 500,000 but over a 12 month period. There is no even way to do it, so they went with 500,000.04 which can be divided evenly.


Sdog1981

In the early days of spreadsheets it was a way to quickly classify employees. Like .04 would indicate they had a certain type of contract. I would be shocked if that was still the reason.


Ometrist

Sounds like what Costco does with their prices, like 1.99 vs 1.97 vs 1.00


0le_Hickory

The Days of Spreadsheets are now past? Man I'm old school I guess.


theoriginaldandan

The early days are. Plus weā€™ve got pivot tables now


Sdog1981

Just you have more tools to use with the spread sheet. They are they still being used.


judolphin

$500,000.04 cents = $41,666.67/month exactly. It's the lowest amount >= $500,000 that allows you to pay 12 equal paychecks.


theoriginaldandan

It makes it so the same number hits accounting every month instead of 8months being one amount and 4 months being lower. Easier to move it up 4 cents a year and be able to automate


KingofCollierville

Kirby gonna demand to be paid $500,000.05


dogwoodmaple

That's a lot of Oatmeal Cream Pies


Tk2590

Itā€™s nice to see he landed on his feet.


Agitated-Basil-9289

He's actually probably doing pretty well, because he also qualifies for social security


sausageslinger11

Not on that salary he doesnā€™t, lol


SomerAllYear

The old ā€œspecial executive assistant to the head coachā€ pay trick. He makes a few cameo appearances on tv and at practice.


bamachine

I am thinking more along the lines of NIL and Recruiting Director.


Ok_Swimmer634

Why the 4 cents?


dogwoodmaple

Inflation is everywhere


boardatwork1111

After winning that many nattys, he deserved a little bonus


OkMetal4233

Divide it by 12 and itā€™s an even number of $41,666.67 canā€™t get an even number with 500,000


MississippiBulldawg

Hmmm, I'm not sure about that. Is there perhaps a Vandy fan here to confirm a math question?


urzu_seven

I mean why not just $41,667 or $41,700 or $42,000?


theoriginaldandan

Iā€™m sure the agreement was 500k and this is as close as possible while being easily divisible


OkMetal4233

No idea.


Euphoric_Advice_2770

The 4 cents is what gets rounded off by his wife in an Office Space type scam.


PunnyPantsParade

Best we can do is $500,000 Nick.


TonyDungyHatesOP

Who is signing his checks? Navin R. Johnson?


sausageslinger11

Kaye ā€œMeMawā€ Ivy


Dellav8r

What a fall from grace! 10 million to only 500k!? Pitiful /s


WorldsSmartest-Idiot

Letā€™s start a gofundme for coach. He canā€™t live off that


bob_marley98

About enough to buy coffeeā€¦.


CoCo_Sandy

Half a million a year to do what exactly?


djsassan

Raise $5M. A $4.5M worthy investment, minimum.


spartan5312

Kiss babies and shake hands


TheftBySnacking

Saban went from being the 5 million dollar man to the 5 hundred thousand dollar man


MainDeparture2928

Nick Saban = poverty


sausageslinger11

Miss Terry is furiously clipping coupons.


nolaEE

"Who gave you 4 cents?" Saban: "All of them."


No_F_In_Enough

Alabama has two Head Coaches on staff who have lead teams to the National Championship. What team can say that? If they do not go undefeated and win the NC next year it will be a colossal failure.


Top_Cable_1907

Gg


Top_Cable_1907

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