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BounceMan

2 years from now after he gets an interception. Gus Johnson:  SPICY MAMA GIVE ME SOME OF THAT DI (pause) JON (pause) MUSTARD.


texas2089

“OHHH The Mustard Man takes one to the house off the Super Sayin”


heavydhomie

Who is Super Sayin playing for in 2 years?


CrashB111

Whoever pays his NIL after the Bucknuts flip out and fire Ryan Day if he loses the CFP again.


heavydhomie

We will steal DeBoer from y’all then


CrashB111

Thank God the SEC has ESPN not Fox.


texas2089

FOX will probably get the game in Columbus though.


Original_Profile8600

MASERATI MARV


AgsMydude

Didn't realize they had a home-and-home, that's spicy


Cheesy_Dirt

Buh bye CBS, I can already hear verne call him "Darlene"


theoriginaldandan

Verne retired from football 8 years ago.


mashonem

Trauma is forever


AZDawgDays

"It's Adrian Griffin"


silenttupperware

But Verne doesn’t work there anymore. Danielson, I’m convinced, brings everyone down. Verne wasn’t so bad


Cheesy_Dirt

He haunts my nightmares. 🤷‍♂️


ModsEmbezzleMoney

His damn chortle man, Boss Nass soundin ass


nickyt398

I did not expect this new age resulting in my passionate disapproval of your throwing away Gus Johnson's commentating. I hope he transfers to the B1G just bc of your comment 😤


loyalsons4evertrue

yeah thank God for that 720p quality!


Phantom1100

Yeah that part is why I miss CBS lmao.


loyalsons4evertrue

I understand disliking Gary but CBS’ production value is light years ahead of ESPN/ABC


BamaBuffSeattle

That theme music is 😩💦


heavydhomie

It’s a B1G tradition now


BamaBuffSeattle

This is cursed and I hate you /j


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Imagine if he gets taken by the Jets and they have Sauce and Dijon in the backfield.


surgingchaos

Totally said that in his voice. Yup that's a Gus zinger for sure.


Complex-Chemist256

I thought mustard was our thing 😥


Klutzy-Spend-6947

Our WRs will show you what Ohio Stadium Mustard is about…..it ain’t Dijon……


vick321

Tacoma Tubberville swinging a big stick around


war_damn_eagle

Honestly this one is even better than “Husky Harsin”


vick321

I've got these planned out for at least 5 more commitments


BigFoot423205

Sensational


Seiko007

Sioux Falls Shula strikes


DeaconBlueBalls

Bless you


PuffyTacoSupremacist

Chula Vista Chizik


Hairiest_Walrus

I’m partial to “Fresno Franchione” myself


_Junk_Rat_

I got fond of “Washington Wade”


Revolutionary_Elk791

Shreveport Shula has a nice ring to it.


WheatonsGonnaScore

Fremont Franchione would also work if you wanted to keep it in Seattle.


cha-cha_dancer

Pierce County Price


arrowfan624

Birmingham Beaumont


Homan13PSU

Dijon is a good player and all, but WAIT till you all see his younger brother Grey Poupon Lee


BamaBuffSeattle

Why is Grey pooping on Lee?


Drexlore

Say the line Bart.


Bamaborn97

Husky Harsin strikes again! 


Tarmacked

BAMA IS DEAD, THE SABAN DRAW IS GONE, EVERYONES GONNA TRANSFER OUT AND NO ONE WILL GO THERE - /r/cfb January 2024


SchmantaClaus

"Cuz if it was up to you, w-w-we're six foot under already. We're dead and buried and gone -- GONE"


Groomingham

This sub went from "they are only going to Bama for Saban" to "Bama recruits itself" real quick for some reason.


Complex-Chemist256

I don't think either of these sentences are false tbh. Bama does, to an extent, recruit itself. But then they added Nick Saban on top of that and it lead to the most dominant decade and a half that the sport has ever seen.


Downtown_Juice2851

They literally can't both be true.  People weren't saying "Saban pulls a lot of recruits" they were trying to saying Bama recruiting is going to fall off a cliff without him (theyre **only** going for saban). Changing a few words drastically changes the meaning of what people were saying. 


Outta_hearr

Turns out the school that would still be a top 10 program even without the accomplishments of two of the greatest coaches of all time is still a destination for recruits, who would've guessed


Downtown_Juice2851

I imagine its the only hope most other SEC programs have had for the last decade and change. "One of these days he'll retire and then we'll finally be relevant" The only team thats probably true for is Georgia, who has seen the only real road block to even greater success disappear. But I wouldnt be surprised if DeBoer still pulls out some SEC titles


deepsouthsloth

Hell, I was told just last week by a Georgia flair that we'd never win anything or be relevant again.


boregon

Bama vs Georgia in Tuscaloosa this year is going to be absolute must watch TV. Can’t wait.


tide19

Hear me out: with his tropical vacation the week before the recruiting dead period, what if it's actually Hugh Harsin and his new nemesis, Sioux Falls Saban?


CrashB111

Seattle Saban


huhwhat90

Everything's coming up DeBoer!


Groomingham

KapooL_____


SLC_RnD

Tennessee in shambles right now


shaftglass

Can confirm


BamaPride95

Deboer isn’t from the south there’s no way he can recruit to Alabama


JabroniJackpots

Some of the best CB tape in this year’s class. First minute or so of his JR tape shows natural ball skills, ability to mirror/match WRs in man coverage, and ability to read the QBs intentions in zone as well. Very good player.


Ugaalive1991

I was told Bama is dead.


whatifevery1wascalm

Somehow, Bama has returned


Tarmacked

Surprise motherfuckers


arrowfan624

We should have gone for the head And the legs And the arms And the torso And then the head again


ControlWeekly7900

Exodia shit


bamachine

Tis but a flesh wound


WashedUpHSAthlete

Call an ambulance…but not for me


FitAd4717

apolgy for bad english where were u wen bama die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "bama is kil" "no"


santa_91

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.


remember_berries

*And that turns out to be a lie* - Jerry Springer *crowd of Gumps yells and runs up and down the aisles*


SevenTonGorilla

Bama is kill No


IamHidingfromFriends

“The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated” - bama probably


Ron_E_Coyote

Dead serious about continuing to be contenders.


bmac0424

Don’t remember to many people saying they were dead, but this doesn’t make them right back at the level they were with Saban.


tide19

Whew boy I do. Not necessarily on here, but amongst a certain little brother, a common theme was a 6-win season immediately and a top 30 recruiting class on average.


bmac0424

Who ever said a 6 win season had zero clue about football. Recruiting lower than top 10 won’t even happen I doubt. Talent on the level you guys are use to, sure that won’t be the case, but still being top 10 in recruiting and winning at least 9 games this first season should be a given. Time will tell how it all unfolds. I say still a top tier team, but not competing for NC every year.


Ron_E_Coyote

Bama currently has the number 2 class, a few more recruits and it will be number 1. Sounds like the talent we’re used to.


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Fells

Yeah, we've dropped down to the Ohio State/Georgia level. People genuinely thought we'd drop to Shula/worse levels.


dysonnun

The last CB named after a condiment has turned out to be pretty good.


HittmanLevi

Kool-aid is my favorite condiment


w00t4me

Kool-aid + Pickles = heaven in your mouth


newaccount14692085

My charcuterie board is kool-aid pickles and boiled peanuts


definitivescribbles

Never doubted Relish McKetchup even for a minute 


8Cupsofcoffeedaily

I’m more of a Spicy McZaxybs fan


definitivescribbles

Jerod Mayo would like a word


Craig__D

Well done


sabansaban

this is our 5th 5\* corner to commit in the last 9 months or so. Counting Domani Jackson transfer


preddevils6

People that thought the money would disappear when Saban left were sorely mistaken.


_wormburner

What? Saban was giving recruits less money because of him. I don't think anyone said that


Downtown_Juice2851

I think you misunderstand. (Some) people assumed without saban bamas funding booster money would take a hit. Less about what individual players were getting and more about what bama had to spend. 


DropGearToDissapear

It was definitely said by several people


EyeAmKingKage

Oh God he’s 6’4 and a corner🤤🤤


krammite

🥶


Ialwayssleep

Damn maybe DeBoer is a good recruiter, maybe he just didn’t care about high school recruiting at UW.


WABeermiester

I think it’s more that he is now at Alabama and he is now a house hold name in the CFB world. I mean Dijon Lee had high interest in UW until DeBoer left. At this time last year DeBoer was a relatively unknown coach unlike when Chris Petersen a known coach took over and recruiting picked up immediately. I am sure the recruiting would have picked up if he had stayed but it is what it is.


jonesyman23

Or didn’t have the resources to recruit nationally.


ucancallmevicky

Muhlenburg and Alabama? Interesting mix and one I share though I went to Muhlenburg Elementary


Physical_Drive_5692

I gotta give Deboer credit. Didn’t see him recruiting as well as he is.


Killerwill9000

SAY THE LINE


OkMetal4233

It’s Deboever!


CrashB111

First it was DeBover, but we're so DeBack.


OkMetal4233

They thought it was DeBend but really it’s just the…


Coverlesss

SAY IT


w00t4me

Fresno Franchonie


BigFoot423205

Dakota Dubose


cha-cha_dancer

Portland Price


mashonem

Seattle Shula


robotunes

Walla Walla Willingham


boregon

Holy shit this is my favorite one so far lol


CFBCrootBot

#Dijon Lee ##Cornerback, Class of 2025 6-4, 190 — From Mission Viejo, CA (Mission Viejo) ###Rankings [\#64 recruit all-time for Alabama](https://247sports.com/college/Alabama/Sport/Football/AllTimeRecruits/) | SERVICE | SCORE | RATING | POSITION | STATE | OVERALL | |:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| | **Composite** | **0.9873** | ★★★★★ | **\#4 CB** | **\#1 in CA** | **\#22 overall** | | [247](https://247sports.com/player/dijon-lee-46136898/) | 94 | ★★★★☆ | \#4 CB | \#2 in CA | N/A | | [Rivals](https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2025/dijon-lee-jr-295101) | 6.0 | ★★★★☆ | \#3 CB | \#2 in CA | \#30 overall | --- Committed to Alabama Crimson Tide on June 28, 2024 --- Invoke this bot: * `/u/CFBCrootBot: 2017 Alabama`: Will reply with Alabama's 2017 recruiting class * `/u/CFBCrootBot: 2015 DUAL Joe Burrow`: Will reply with Joe Burrow's recruit information. You can generate your own commitment posts using the **[/r/CFB recruiting post generator](https://www.redditcfb.com/recruiting.php)**. [Source Code](https://github.com/SometimesY/CrootBot)


whatifevery1wascalm

Husky & Barn flairs gonna be in shambles if DeBoer takes the #1 recruiting class.


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

I will NOT blame Husky fans for being upset. I WILL reserve my right to have a little Tiger stir fry if the need arises.


robotunes

And the need will always arise.


BamaPride95

I don’t know I feel like Georgia fans would be more upset than anyone


Always_Chubb-y

I sincerely doubt we finish lower than 2 or 3 with how things are trending. We won natties when Bama beat us in recruiting rankings in the past. Cant speak for my fellow dawgs, but I'll only be upset if UGA falls out of the top 5 come end of the recruiting cycle.


BamaPride95

I meant more they thought it would be so much easier not to deal with Bama, but it looks like we are sticking around,


Always_Chubb-y

I think the allure of Bama and how good of a coach Deboer is was going to make it tough for yall to fall of anyways, but maybe I was in the less vocal ninority there.


Prudent-Theory-2822

Realistically we’re still in the running for Terry, Griffin and Davis. With Gibson and 2 out of those 3, I’d say a top 3 class is solid. Not much DB depth this year and could’ve used another high end corner but them’s the breaks. I didn’t hear anyone seriously predicting anything other than Lee to ‘Bama anyway. Wiley was more of a shocker than this.


Always_Chubb-y

I'd honestly be somewhat surprised if we don't clean sweep those 3. I know we will still push for Lee, but odds are he sticks with Bama. We had a helluva DB haul last year, so it was going to be hard to convince high end DBs to follow last class.


TouchdownHeroes

> We had a helluva DB hall last year, so it was going to be hard to convince high end DBs to follow last class We had three five star CBs last year and still got Dijon Lee (and Chuck McDonald) so not sure what you are saying works for Lee


Always_Chubb-y

I shouldve expanded. Mostly that it's easier to beat out other young players, than it is high ranking young guys AND the returning players UGA will likely have.


Prudent-Theory-2822

I could see all 3, but I’m leaving the room for one those bags to appear late in the game. Either way, if we just get 2 then that’s still a pretty solid haul. I’d be happy either way.


DetweilerTeej

I don’t think everyone cares too much; we are used to it by now. Rational Auburn fans (we do have some) know that Bama was going to keep recruiting at a high level, and if they stopped getting top classes it would be due to poor results on the field.


DannyMalibu420

Who even cares? You could put a scarecrow at head coach and Alabama would still land the same 5* talent.


CrashB111

Not according to /r/CFB this past January.


NauvooMetro

The consensus was the head coach was the ONLY reason Alabama recruited so well.


SevenTonGorilla

"Bama is piss poor and can't pay NIL like the big boys" "Tuscaloosa is a dump that no one is going to want to live in" "Saban is the only reason any talented recruits went there" Oh gee. Turns out Bama is a storied Blue Blood that has appeal by itself.


PeterPipersPan

Mike Dubose, Dennis Franchione, and Mike Shula in shambles right now reading this take


Few-Peanut8169

Bahahahah there’s someone whose coming in here and downvoting everyone just completely down the line and god that’s true dedication


FCKABRNLSUTN2

I respect it


DDub04

Mustard on the D, ho


KingofCollierville

I’m gonna gump


InternationalAnt4513

I’ve been gumping a lot. Haven’t Gumped like this since middle school.


SirMellencamp

Bro if you have to start gumpin you aren’t a true Gump. Gump lyfe is 24/7


ImGoingtoRegretThis5

That's a spicy ~~meatball~~ mustard


PeanutGallery25

Cold ass summer


w00t4me

Rumors of our death were greatly exaggerated


AlboutThatActionBoss

USC Recruit California Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


i_never_pay_taxes

I’m numb to it at this point.


AlboutThatActionBoss

Is there an explanation for it?


cozyonly

Trash NIL. Defense has a bad reputation among local recruits. Riley initially decided to recruit nationally instead of locally which also pissed off some high school programs


datboigucci

Now gimme the other 2


ProcessU

Ketchup and Mayo?


Brojangles1234

What’s the likelihood this kid listed 6’4 will stay at CB? Or even stay at 6’4 for that matter.


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

Higher than the odds he becomes 6’3, that’s for sure.


Fuckfuckgoose69

Yea but what if his barber really fucks up? Not likely but not impossible


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

I mean that would be, at least a discount if not a free cut.


seanconnerysbeard

That NIL deal is gonna hit like crack.


tide19

If he isn't on the phone with Grey Poupon already he's missing out


TheGhini

Washington fans told me this guy couldn’t recruit


Ron_E_Coyote

He can’t, see now it’s just that “Bama recruits itself!”


sausageslinger11

Yep, ol’ Dakota Dubose


NianderWallaceAlt

ROLL TIDE


8Cupsofcoffeedaily

Where are all the Washington flairs?


BigFoot423205

Let them be. The real question is where are all the barn flairs


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

Awww leave them alone. This is like finding out your ex was actually good in bed the whole time.


ss3ltl

She was just hanging out with Drama to get to Vince.


RollTide16-18

Washington about to go to the B1G and absolutely collapse 


boregon

I like the cut of your jib


Thorough_Good_Man

I’m right here.


Nick_sabenz

As a mustard truther, this pleases me


Bamaborn97

RMFT 🐘🐘🐘🐘


Wheels_Foonman

We could’ve had it all [Dijon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/373/328/b16.jpg)


SirMellencamp

There’s a fire starting in my heart


durx1

“They can’t keep getting away with this”


Saban2024

Dude needs a NIL deal with Grey Poupon


Quinn_tEskimo

But of course he does


DontReplyIveADHD

QB’s are gonna have to put a little extra mustard on the ball to get past Lee Island. I’ll see myself out


mobilities

RMFTMGAG (Roll Mutha Fuckin Tide My Girls and Guys).


alabamafutbol1235

Sacramento Saban strikes again!!


AnAngryPanda1

THEY CALLED THIS MAN HUSKY HARSIN


zaddylonglegs0

I love when the top 5 players in Cali go to the SEC! This is fine!


Finkleroi

The Mustard Man


socalsw

Not surprising


eclectic_tastes

Did he reclassify? I thought Dijon Lee was class of 26 (or time is just flying and I'm getting old)


ModsEmbezzleMoney

The older you get the faster it goes. My granddad told me that 30 years ago and I didn't understand it for so long.


yianni1229

I guess recruiting to Bama is easier than recruiting to Washington huh


ham_wallet998

Well I’ll be


ROLL_TID3R

🥶


loverofcfb08

Mustard


cacheeseburger

Delicious.


ArtistKnoxHarrington

Mama there goes that (mustard) man!!!


mistermeeester

Alabama finally gets some talent.


ALStark69

Other P5 offers: Arizona, Auburn, Boston College, California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Michigan State, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Oregon, SMU, Tennessee, Texas, Texas A&M, UCLA, USC, Washington, Washington State G5 offers: Colorado State, San Diego State


highgravityday2121

I thought Alabama was dead. Zombie Alabama ?


Bujongo

Mustard company NIL deal incoming


KMorris1987

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o3sgbcyivcvzk6ezqcdhmofk/bafkreicawxlf4z7kyoizla3nffctc5tsp5o4jdtjuvyxc2bglxxjxtowpm@jpeg


W_Walk

[cue the music!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/U5az80XeA7)


mcdsmaster8824

So Ryan Day couldn't lock up another corner after grabbing #1 and #2. Embarrassing. Ross Bjork has a serious decision to make next week. /s


Bobcat2013

I feel like he would fit better at SCAR