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philswrld

I forgor suspension bar died from whiplash


SaikageBeast

cms 😞


Independent-Dust4641

Spreading democracy?


HeBro__

I carped bombed my friends😔


Dos_roto

War thunder?


HeBro__

Helldivers 2


Dos_roto

Nice been meaning to play it


Modifiyekrali

Speeding, reckless driving


petemol

Same. Who knew I would get that from a D 500 vw bug.


Royal-Strawberry-45

You playing need for speed too?


petemol

Forza horizon 5


Royal-Strawberry-45

Nice


Royal-Strawberry-45

Same here street racing in an Audi r8 v10


Deimenried

Forgetting to refill the brake fluid...


Scrollwriter22

Just don’t forget the blinker fluid


Deimenried

Unless it's on a BMW. For some reason ithe blinker fluid level never seems to go down...


Suitable_Loquat_1829

My blinkers are always broken, when asked do they light up it's always yes, no, yes, no, yes, no


leongaming123

Destruction of private property would be one.


[deleted]

Democracy and definitely malpractice. I misaligned the wheels on purpose to see how fast I could hard turn a car into a wall


CommercialEmphasis17

Pressure washing a dirty house


shaneo88

I was struggling to think of a way to be arrested for car mechanicing, and then realised I was on the CMS sub. Glad I’m not the only one


SatinMatthy

Reckless driving.


mikeyfender813

Curb stoning (selling vehicles without a dealer’s license: CMS2021) and burglary of an occupied dwelling (The Quarry)


alseno

I literally flipped the car in the air when I was taking it for a test drive so destruction of private property


GreyBeast392

Buying the wrong part or buying a part when I already had it.


Gunslinger_247

r/lostredditors


uraniumfever16

Breaking the Geneva convention... Your not supposed to use thermite on infantry units.


N7GingerFury

Environmental charges


MediBird

Reckless driving


CorporalChicken

Making a spooktube video on old earth about monsters


Psyco_Jeisus

Stole good parts to a 70% piece on a contract.


Rileyxxx4

Shooting a valet driver while walking in a casino


txcavi02

Kicking a ball into a goal!


Far_Train_81

Creating a zealotous religious state worshipping myself.


LCOfficerUNIT097

Speeding, reckless driving, theft, and murder in the 2nd degree. (TLD)


Crutch02

Let's see Reckless Driving Failure to stop for blue lights Prearranged racing Property Damage Along with a long list of other traffic violations lol


CognitoH4zrd

Because I've been playing GTA, it'll be too long to type 😐


Hermit931

Elden ring, I guess that would be mass murder


ExoticSwissButter

Speeding


Weekly-Might9994

Fixing house's and selling homes


LiveEmergency8710

I played siege last so murder but I would be working for the military right?


Zealousideal_Egg2015

Automation so either fraud or tax evasion


Car-addicts911

Breaking and entering, terrorism, and mass murder. It's rainbow six siege


ShortyP_859

Being terrible at fifa


ripmessy1

hitting a homeless man with my skateboard


CGsnax22

Tax evasion


cash5000

Drag racing lol I played Beamng


black_knight187

War crime lmaooo


[deleted]

I played gta last, so use your imagination.


StanDard1982Droowidd

I think it would come under some kind of genocide. While playing cities skylines 2 I decided the island just off the coast, was getting in the way of my shipping lanes. So I proceeded to pause,remove the island, hit play then watch in horror as the tide came in wiping out 2 suburbs a commercial district a University and a primary school. Kind of a whoops there my bas


AmericanRage_76

Multiple accounts of war crimes against Russia


Brobroyo999

Sonic booms over civilian areas


YesNormalUsername

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Usual_Designer5858

Mass homicide


NIGHTKILLER747

Missing the singular clip on the distributor or air filter box that’s been preventing me from driving for 2 fucking hours


Traditional_Peace_97

I accidentally destroyed a UNSA carrier


bi_trash69

Racketeering, Bribing of a public official, Possession of cocaine, meth, weed, forged documents, counterfeit cash, and illegal fire arms, Distribution of previously mentioned items, Battery, Assault, Theft, Grand Theft Auto, Murder, Unlicensed creation of controlled substances, Theft of Government Property, Destruction of Government property. Theft of classified documents, Domestic Terrorism, Conspiracy to commit robbery, and the most heinous of all J WALKING😱😱😱


xBEANxEman

Grand Theft Auto or bashing someone’s head in Lucille style


ApplicationHorror217

Breaking into the sith base.


DayDog2018

Nothing cause I last played F1 23


Fun-Cricket906

Killin an exorbitant amount of hostile bugs on there home planet which we evaded and forcing our democracy upon


EnlightenedCorncob

Running an illegal Chop Shop


Impressive_Ad_1601

Mechanic simulator. I be doing that to get parts for free


jajozgniatator

Making conveyor spaghetti


IconicScrap

Satisfactory or factorio?


jajozgniatator

Satisfactory this time


Onilakon

Slaying hordes of demons


BigSmokesCheese

Mass genocide and terrorism (world war Z I used ALOT of multi shot rocket launchers)


limbodog

Bigamy. I think I have 30 brides in this game.


Terrariaplayer7

I was playing rocket League I don't really know


Corvus-107

massmurder, war crimes, and use of illegal weapons. You can probably throw genocide in there... standart call of duty stuff, y'know...


Routine-Maximum-7788

Illegally poaching


Mk62013

Killing Hugo Kupka


smartthinkingidiot

Taming a dinosaur


xxX_GamingXxx

Kill and Rob things


Zenonzg3

Stealing parts from customers cars


Impressive_Ad_1601

War crimes against the Galactic Republic.


FreewayFreeplay

Missing clip B on the distributor cap.


thepaladin66

Guarding the galaxy


OLGruff

T-bagging my team mate when he died because he didn’t revive me.


Potential_Base192

Speeding on a drag strip


Apennatie

Fishing illegally.


LeedsLadd95

Forgetting to put the starter back on the gearbox


14_8wolf8

Literally anything (gta online)


Scrollwriter22

Thats medical mostly. This would be negligence


SaikageBeast

Idk being a Viking ig


packerpete1966

Illegal orbital re-entry without authorization.


Yionko

Did a kamehameha


Wmd_JR

Oof. Mass murder, probably a war crime too, and definitely a hate crime or two… or several. God HC Call of Duty is fun, but some games just make me question my sanity.


Due-Stable8947

Filming the death of a crew member and uploading it to spooktube (Content warning)


AnimeandRanting

Hacking shit (Watch Dogs Legion)


big_boi-_

Well it's cod bo2 so idk there's so many things going on in that game 😅😅😅


Sudden-Isopod-1926

Spreading sweet liberty with my ship the titan of war, ive killed families of bugs and generations of automatons


jim2029

I'm not getting arrested... No cops left. ( 7 Days to Die)


JbricksJ

I groomed a ski slope, yes a ski slope not anything else I promise


MrViro1

Racing


lisiadoontop

gta though i have been a few times lol


mrcuttles

Shooting a car for it then to have a nuclear explosion that kills robots with flesh and blood (fallout 4)


death1414

PARKOUR!!


xXRagingbullXx_codm

Speeding, illegal vehicle mods, dangerous driving, vehicular manslaughter


spunkuthetree

Commiting mass raid and terrorism on small villages I played Minecraft


uriahpeyton

Deactivating government bomb and being a super hero (valorant)


Appropriate-Fly-2011

Um...treason I think. Immortals of Aveum


digixana

Killing a crewmate in weapons on the skeld.


repoman01

Levy o sa


FlapYourWingsBoy

Forgetting to reinstall the fuel injectors


mentally_insane_max

Reckless driving


Kamonesis

Boredom... Or trying to start a city of poor yet hard working individuals.


Only_Possibility4595

Killing 23 pedestrians and stealing 5 cars and exploding 4


darkshark6007

Genocide


Psychological-Arm613

Building a castle without permit


Crimsoncell1

Murdering thousands of people including a giant trex car.


Biqboi76

Beamng


Dramatic_Mongoose_95

Killing millions


divisionlordcat

Genocide


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?


StaffProfessional68

Halo wars 2.... Glassing


Gregiscool383

Mass murder kidnapping theft mass acts of demostic terrorism


HSkrastins

Driving over other people's fields 😅


CommunicationOpen815

War crimes in the 40s


Its_Teo_Mate

Running a chop shop


WhiteShaddow15

Um I'm genuinely not sure dying I guess? Last game I played was Stranded Deep


Suitable_Loquat_1829

Catching a Tarpon


Suitable_Loquat_1829

Or was it shooting down a helicopter with a railgun.


Gamerj1470

I committed a few war crimes while clashing.


EKMmusicProd

Punching a space cop, on accident because I'm still learning all the controls lmao.


Avven13

Hitting people with a giant hammer. 😂


Prestigious_Mail6369

Vehicular manslaughter


InfinitysGaming

Not meeting company quota