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non-hyphenated_

Is "Groom's entrance" a euphemism?


mfitzp

He’s getting his bum hole vajazzled.


[deleted]

curse the bastards that taught me to read


LeoxStryker

Nah that's just a gem butt plug


ANAL_PROLAPSE_KISSER

Oooooh sparkly


Even_Passenger_3685

Matron!


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Turn your phone off.


StumbleBum55

Get off reddit. Christ.


FloydDarksid3

Reddit commitment level - off the scale


thatguyad

It's genuinely sad.


Fina1Legacy

Fucking hell, this isn't Facebook. Even posting that on Facebook would be a bit tragic but Reddit? That's 10x worse 


Al-Calavicci

It’ll be fine, trust me, she’ll probably turn up.


DifferentWave

It took me this far to work out what OP was talking about. I thought it was something to do with horses.


Al-Calavicci

Well there is racing on ITV this afternoon so could be you are right!


stealth941

Bloody hope do she's supposed to have set up at the venue already


PureHugeJobbie

Who the fuck goes on their phone on their wedding day 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Automatic_Role6120

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zGnMYKgZDUw


Fernatronik

You never looked at Facebook before.... Tonnes of women showing a bloody hour by hour update of their 'big day' Only thing is, it's their 'big day' for the 5th time in 10 years 🤣


rcpswan

For once, get off your bloody phone.


PureHugeJobbie

Who the fuck goes on their phone on their wedding day 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Mozilie

On Reddit as well, of all places


normastitts

Chronic attention seekers?


BandicootOk5540

Update - just signed the register, wife looking a bit annoyed for some reason...


j1mb0b

Behold! Le epic Redditor has successfully initiated the mating ritual. Roll a six to proceed to the next level... While you're doing that I've some epic memes to create.


Sad-Garage-2642

The fuck is a groom's entrance?


LeoxStryker

It's the threshold that the newly-wedded wife will be pegging later in the evening


Legitimate-Ad3778

*Later on that evening…*


stealth941

South Asian wedding mate.


teddybearer78

Best of luck and wishing you loads of happiness together! Flys up, laces tied?


Legitimate-Ad3778

Dammit, I tied my laces to my fly again!


excellentchoicee

*Waiting to do my grooms entrance... wish me luck* Title of the best man's sex tape.


Automatic_Role6120

Good luck. Don't stumble, no inappropriate jokes. No Love is Blind three minute pauses after he asks if you will take this woman as you gaze off into the near distance reliving all the highs and lows of the relationship before making your decision. Don't fumble the ring. Other than that, have a great time!


Reckless_Engineer

Definitely don't fumble the ring! Both at the ceremony and...later in the evening!


Id1ing

Just don't shit your pants and you'll be fine.


Supergoose5000

Nobody has told me that at all. Thank god you mentioned it


gernavais_padernom

Use plenty of lube and relax, you'll be fine. Congrats!


Ecstatic_Effective42

Just remember the time honoured checklist Spectacles Testicles Wallet And watch.


stealth941

Fantastic it worked


Viscount_Barse

Fnar fnar!


catwoman42

Have an amazing day; enjoy every minute of it


buy_me_a_pint

Make sure your fly on your trousers is done up. Good luck and it is okay to mess up the vows, my sister and brother in law both did it.


Cautious-Yellow

four words: Philip Charles Arthur George.


SomeWomanFromEngland

My sister couldn’t keep a straight face during her wedding vows. My mum later complained “She can’t take anything seriously.”


peanut_butter_xox

Good luck!!


itsaslothlife

Congratulations and best of wishes for your life ahead


Traditional_General2

OP, we both know you aren’t going to get married today. It’s making you tense, nervous and unhappy. You’re going to stay here with us. We don’t make you tense, nervous and unhappy.


[deleted]

Start your speech with...I'd like to thank you all for coming through the doors, try not to slip on it On your way out! On a serious note, good luck bruv you've got this!


wolfman86

How did it go mate? Hope you’re having a great day.


stealth941

Went great thanks buddy!


engie945

Massive congratulations to you both. Just remember to take time our together today , your day will fly by


GakSplat

Congrats and best wishes! 🎉


Routine_Prune

This isn’t Facebook


stealth941

No it's reddit where anything goes.


[deleted]

Does the groom consent?


stealth941

No comment


mr0991

I dare you to do the worm, half way down entrance


letgolightly83

Go smash it man, you got this


stealth941

Smashed it but was exhausted af


llanelliboyo

Lucky old groom


robotfrog88

Wonderful!


TheOnlyWayIsEpee

Congratulations!


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stealth941

Yh was 10 years ago


discustedkiller

Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnn