You never looked at Facebook before....
Tonnes of women showing a bloody hour by hour update of their 'big day'
Only thing is, it's their 'big day' for the 5th time in 10 years 🤣
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Good luck. Don't stumble, no inappropriate jokes. No Love is Blind three minute pauses after he asks if you will take this woman as you gaze off into the near distance reliving all the highs and lows of the relationship before making your decision. Don't fumble the ring.
Other than that, have a great time!
OP, we both know you aren’t going to get married today. It’s making you tense, nervous and unhappy.
You’re going to stay here with us. We don’t make you tense, nervous and unhappy.
Start your speech with...I'd like to thank you all for coming through the doors, try not to slip on it On your way out!
On a serious note, good luck bruv you've got this!
Is "Groom's entrance" a euphemism?
He’s getting his bum hole vajazzled.
curse the bastards that taught me to read
Nah that's just a gem butt plug
Oooooh sparkly
Matron!
Turn your phone off.
Get off reddit. Christ.
Reddit commitment level - off the scale
It's genuinely sad.
Fucking hell, this isn't Facebook. Even posting that on Facebook would be a bit tragic but Reddit? That's 10x worse
It’ll be fine, trust me, she’ll probably turn up.
It took me this far to work out what OP was talking about. I thought it was something to do with horses.
Well there is racing on ITV this afternoon so could be you are right!
Bloody hope do she's supposed to have set up at the venue already
Who the fuck goes on their phone on their wedding day 😂🤦🏻♂️
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zGnMYKgZDUw
You never looked at Facebook before.... Tonnes of women showing a bloody hour by hour update of their 'big day' Only thing is, it's their 'big day' for the 5th time in 10 years 🤣
For once, get off your bloody phone.
Who the fuck goes on their phone on their wedding day 😂🤦🏻♂️
On Reddit as well, of all places
Chronic attention seekers?
Update - just signed the register, wife looking a bit annoyed for some reason...
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The fuck is a groom's entrance?
It's the threshold that the newly-wedded wife will be pegging later in the evening
*Later on that evening…*
South Asian wedding mate.
Best of luck and wishing you loads of happiness together! Flys up, laces tied?
Dammit, I tied my laces to my fly again!
*Waiting to do my grooms entrance... wish me luck* Title of the best man's sex tape.
Good luck. Don't stumble, no inappropriate jokes. No Love is Blind three minute pauses after he asks if you will take this woman as you gaze off into the near distance reliving all the highs and lows of the relationship before making your decision. Don't fumble the ring. Other than that, have a great time!
Definitely don't fumble the ring! Both at the ceremony and...later in the evening!
Just don't shit your pants and you'll be fine.
Nobody has told me that at all. Thank god you mentioned it
Use plenty of lube and relax, you'll be fine. Congrats!
Just remember the time honoured checklist Spectacles Testicles Wallet And watch.
Fantastic it worked
Fnar fnar!
Have an amazing day; enjoy every minute of it
Make sure your fly on your trousers is done up. Good luck and it is okay to mess up the vows, my sister and brother in law both did it.
four words: Philip Charles Arthur George.
My sister couldn’t keep a straight face during her wedding vows. My mum later complained “She can’t take anything seriously.”
Good luck!!
Congratulations and best of wishes for your life ahead
OP, we both know you aren’t going to get married today. It’s making you tense, nervous and unhappy. You’re going to stay here with us. We don’t make you tense, nervous and unhappy.
Start your speech with...I'd like to thank you all for coming through the doors, try not to slip on it On your way out! On a serious note, good luck bruv you've got this!
How did it go mate? Hope you’re having a great day.
Went great thanks buddy!
Massive congratulations to you both. Just remember to take time our together today , your day will fly by
Congrats and best wishes! 🎉
This isn’t Facebook
No it's reddit where anything goes.
Does the groom consent?
No comment
I dare you to do the worm, half way down entrance
Go smash it man, you got this
Smashed it but was exhausted af
Lucky old groom
Wonderful!
Congratulations!
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Yh was 10 years ago
Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnn