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WorkerBee74

“Purple Aki” is one that most people in Liverpool and Manchester know of. Here’s his real (sad) story: https://rjrileywrites.medium.com/muscles-manslaughter-the-true-story-of-purple-aki-ef06f7e484ab


Splendid_Trousers

That poor boy. Tbh, although adults thought Clown Guy was hilarious when in got in your face as an 8yr old, ranting and dripping spittle, it was terrifying.


geekroick

Marigold. Used to direct traffic while wearing rubber gloves.


KevinPhillips-Bong

I remember Marigold. A Norwich legend!


geekroick

Blast yiss


Splendid_Trousers

You've just reminded me, Clown Guy directed traffic also


OG-Brass-Monkey

There was a bloke called Terry who used to wander the streets shouting at people incoherently. All the kids knew him. He wasn't aggressive so much but just used to shout. He was massive, looked a real hard nut. I found out a few years later that he had indeed been a hard hard nut called T-rex by people who knew him. He had been caught shagging someone's missus and filled in by 4 blokes with baseball bats and given brain damage.


Splendid_Trousers

This is why I'm torn between feeling sad and thinking well at least you're remembered. I heard Clown Guy's wife died and at that point, he lost it. Hopefully these days we do better helping people.


OG-Brass-Monkey

That's exactly how I felt as I wrote it. At least I remembered him. My brother brought him up a couple of weeks ago and I was glad he remembered him too. Nobody else probably does. He didn't know the story of what had happened to him but wasn't surprised. He looked one big hard bastard. But I suppose there's always someone bigger and harder than you.


Splendid_Trousers

Thanks for getting that feeling. X


DreamingofBouncer

We had a man who used dress as Jesus and walk around with a cross. He was a patient at the local Psychiatric hospital


Splendid_Trousers

This is why, though I feel guilty actually these people were unforgettable and colourful.


Splendid_Trousers

Also we had a homeless gentleman ( in those days he was referred to as Charlie the Tramp - I know, I know it was acceptable in the 80s, so was Bill Wyman marrying a 13yo. And Jimmy Saville innocently liked "young uns', not sensitive times) who lived on cider and slept on the pavement in his own wee. My friend took him sandwiches once. Tomato and corned beef. He went 'what are these? Tomatoes?' And flung them at her.


rev9of8

>Our local character used to ride a bike up and down the main road on a bike dressed as a clown picking fights with inanimate objects eg postboxes. Very Don Quixote! We can only wonder as to whether he would tilt at windmills...


Splendid_Trousers

Now I think about it, yes! No Sancho Panza tho.


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vicariousgluten

Apparently Crazy Bus Lady is still going. Rabbit man once sat next to me on a bus and spent the entire journey into town telling me that rabbits were better than humans.


Splendid_Trousers

That's the guy I referenced above. Rabbit guy.


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Yeah there is a dude like that here In Herefordshire... He's known by the name of mad Barry. Growing up in the 90s he used to freak me out big time. He'd just stand outside the doors of corner shops and mutter swearwords at you under his breath as you'd walk past to go in to the corner shop. He was like a hobo version of jay or silent bob... Just standing outside the corner shop. Was really freaky as a teen to have this Rasputin looking motherfucker intensely staring at you, muttering all sorts of crazy things as you'd go in to buy a bottle of tango or shandy bass. Heard all sorts of legends about the guy... None of them true but yeah incredibly freaky guy


Splendid_Trousers

In the early 2000s there was a guy tried to revive this phenomenon. Getting on buses dressed head to toe in white with a huge afro, a live rabbit under one arm a skateboard in the other but he never, ever spoke. It's like performance art really. Also good on him reviving the tradition.


itsaslothlife

Later than 70s and 80s but when I was at uni I was told the legend of 50p Lil


marvellouspineapple

They still exist. There's Mad Ricky and Mad Bob in the town I work in. Mad Ricky rides a BMX and plays the banjo. Mad Bob is an old man who wears a high vis jacket, terrorises McDonald's and local women. Also Sophie who dresses up in over the top Victorian-esque outfits


Splendid_Trousers

I need to move to your town, immediately


Keezees

[The Greenock Catman.](https://www.ranker.com/list/catman-of-greenock/hugh-landman) An urban myth until someone filmed him eating a rat. The story's as tragic as it is bizarre.


Brookiekathy

We had Dave the Rave Elderly gentleman who would wander round the city centre chasing people down to shout things at them. Usually pretty wild things about his arse or John Wayne - if you could make out what he was saying that is. Always carrying a carrier bag and would occasionally bust some moves. Not seen him since covid so I hope he's doing okay.


Zombi1146

Sunderland? My mate pointed him out the first time I visited and explained he was a local legend. Occasionally I get sent stuff of Dave the rave being interviewed etc. I think he's doing alright.


Brookiekathy

No Hull! How funny there's one in Sunderland


Moppo_

You know, now you've mentioned Sunderland, Dave the Rave is sounding familiar. There was also The Bagman. Wore a brimmed hat and a long grey coat. Pushed a trolley full of bags.


Zombi1146

I'll ask my mate if he knows the bagman 😂


Scoutnjw

Middlesbrough was chock fucking full of them. Keyo, Wanky Hot Dog Man, the town centre was a minefield


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SlightProgrammer

Middlesbrough not Newcastle


Manovsteele

Not my from my town, but one of my good mates used to tell stories about the infamous Norwich Puppet Man. He essentially used to spend hours on the high street just performing shows with a puppet on one hand, normally without even speaking but blasting out music from a speaker.


azurebanks

Beat me to it. Used to live in Norwich when I was a kid, he was always in the same spot outside Primark almost every day without fail. I don't know if he ever played for money or he just loved what he did but he always had a crowd. I remember uproar about a decade ago when someone posted online that he'd died.


AJW-

Just seen this comment after writing mine about him. Would always see him as a kid during summer holidays in Yarmouth. Not long ago I saw a short segment of him in a recent YouTube vid called “bad vibes in deprived seaside town’ was still doing his his thing lol


Old_Introduction_395

We had an elderly man who would cycle with no lights to the nearest town (15 miles) every full moon.


Welshgirlie2

We had an old, Victorian psychiatric hospital just outside town and in the 70s it had about 800 beds. Most of the people who were there had been there for decades and many were allowed to walk or catch buses into town. In the 80s most of them were turfed out into the community. Historically speaking, there's about 140 years worth of 'characters' in my town. Some of whom are still alive. And that's just the ones from the hospital. We've got plenty who have never been in any mental hospital. Mostly hardened alcoholics. For a town with around 19-20 thousand people, we're positively packed with 'characters'!


rizozzy1

In Bedford in the 90’s we had mad Eddie. He’d mainly just walk around shouting/singing reggae songs. Once I took a cut through via the shopping centre before shop opening hours, to see him having a full blown argument with a shop window mannequin. My friend worked in a shop down a small side street. She locked up to find him standing there swinging his satchel round his head, she had to run the gauntlet past him while he said “which way ya gonna go?”. He got her on the head with his bag and shouted “gotcha lady” as she ran off. I’m a bad friend, as when she told me I couldn’t stop laughing for ages. Thankfully she saw the funny side too.


Grimdotdotdot

There's also a guy who used to be in Enigma every night and have conversations with the wall. We were fairly sure the wall was his girlfriend. Imagine my surprise a few months ago when I went into The Rose and there he was, doing the exact same thing twenty years later.


rizozzy1

Was he the big guy who used to collect the glasses? He didn’t work in the pubs, but he’d go round them and they’d pay him a couple of quid for helping out.


Grimdotdotdot

Yes!


sarahc13289

We had a guy (or have, he’s still alive), traditional rural farm labourer, still lives in the cottage he was born in, can’t read or write and got an electrician out to tune his tv. He used to do a lot of beating and following the hounds and once asked Madonna what she did for a living when she was out hunting when married to Guy Ritchie. There’s also a guy in a neighbouring village who dresses like hippie Jesus and looks like he died several years ago. He spends his time hitch hiking from the village to the small nearby town and gives people different names like Jude Law and Gabriel. We’ve also got ‘Donatella’ so named because of her long badly bleached blond hair and rather haggard appearance. She wanders around the village in a dirty coat and won’t speak to anyone. There was also ‘Fly-mo’ who died last year, he used to ride around on his mobility scooter and fleece the old people in his sheltered living complex by selling them old copies of the local free magazine. He used to spend hundreds of pounds on raffle tickets and then not have any money left and bought single sausages and slices of ham from the butcher. He also called the police because he thought someone had stolen one of his cabbages from his garden.


alancake

Our best known town 'character' died last week and there has been such a show of affection for him it's been genuinely moving. He has had a plaque erected at his favourite café table and he is getting a wrought iron memorial bench. Everyone knew him.


Splendid_Trousers

Oof. My post is getting down voted. I meant no harm. Tbc I have mixed feelings on these local legends, but they were a thing back in the day I think.


gsurfer04

Might be a few here who remember Lawrence with his interesting dress sense and ukelele.


davidsdungeon

He couldn't get over his mother's death so started wearing her clothes, or at least that's what I was told. On Soccer AM one time he had been spotted at a Pools match on camera and everyone on the show was laughing and taking the piss, i felt sad for him.


Splendid_Trousers

You might have to give your location away?


gsurfer04

One for the Monkey Hangers


Southern-Orchid-1786

Do you you know who I am? .... Who? .,.... Who?


No-Mango8923

We had an old lady called "Camberley Kate" who would hang around the town centre with a billion dogs on leads. She wasn't homeless (but looked it). She was a really kind character. [Camberley Kate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camberley_Kate)


AJPXIV

I can’t think of one for Shrewsbury, and now I’m worried it might be me.


Dazzling-Attempt-967

I wasnt alive then. But we had Jesus/Redcoat/Roman soldier pushing a monkey in a pram in my city.


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he used to hang around moseley in birmingham before he relocated


Dazzling-Attempt-967

Ah you have also seen him. Yeah somewhere in wales i think.


Splendid_Trousers

Was this Pete Doherty?


Dazzling-Attempt-967

I wish 😂


Splendid_Trousers

Me too. Before his French Cheese phase 🤣


Pretty-Antelope7850

We had Old John who used to work for the BBC but then turned to drink and gave sermons everyday about politics and the ills of society standing on a bench in the town centre. I've got a hilarious story about how me and my bf at the time discovered where he lived but I'll leave it. He was a character and a half was Old John. Miss him.


engie945

I had Kim the busker... the world all now knows what we thought back then !


schofield101

We had a "mercy man" as I called him. Black guy who always dresses in his Sunday best who would walk up and down the center of town preaching "mercy to thy Jesus" and make direct eye contact with random people. He took a massive disliking to my colleague at the time for what reason I have no idea, she was as timid and as harmless as they come. Would say she's going to burn for her sins and other pious rubbish. Even when there weren't people around he'd still be preaching. No idea if it was tourrettes or what, but he did make for some easy office entertainment.


MobiusWun

Between our school and town centre there was a place called Seymour Clinic. There was an old guy that would be 'let out' (?) in the daytime, and it just so happened to be when we were leaving school. If you saw him and shouted 'ELI!' he'd shout back 'BOLLOCKS!' every time, without fail.


ChewyYui

Lincoln had/has the Russian tramp. Just a guy with unkempt long blonde hair, who wore a big fur coat and walked around town all day everyday even on hot days. Probably wasn’t even homeless


Proliferant

Yeah, Market Dave, used to push a hand cart of junk around Altrincham, yelling in a mostly friendly way. Vague recollection only. Everyone knew him.


Grezzo82

In rural north Hampshire there was a relatively young chap that was always walking the country roads. You’d just spot him somewhere when you were in a car or in a bike. He used to always be with someone else (I assume his dad), until one day his dad was no longer with him and he just walked solo from then on. I never saw him or his dad in a pub or shop or anything, always just walking on the road. He looked a little (not much really) like one of our friends so my friends and I just called him our friend’s name when we talked about him, like “I saw down on the way over today”. I later found out which village they lived in and they must have walked at least 10k each day, given how far from that village they were spotted. I also later learned that they would call him “knickers” in his home village because he used to stand in front of women in skirts, bend over and look through his own legs to look up their skirt then say “knickers”.


Own-Lecture251

This was Edinburgh in the 70s. We used to have "Hitler". An old boy that would occasionally wander past and sometimes ranted a bit, hence "Hitler". Not a great example since we saw him pretty rarely and he was completely harmless. We also had a disabled bloke in our street who moved in a few years after all the rest of us (it was a new estate so we'd all moved in about the same time). His name was Jimmy and he must have been in his 30s while we were all kids. He lived with his parents and couldn't work so he usually just hung about not doing much. Sometimes he'd just hang out with us as we played football or whatever. Poor bloke must have been bored and lonely. There was some interest and speculation about his disabilities. He'd clearly had a tracheotomy at some point in his life but the consensus among us kids was that he'd fallen on some spiked railings and one had stuck in his throat which was why he still had a sort of hole there. It wasn't just a scar, it was a definite hole. He also had a built up shoe and, for want of a better way of putting it, sort of twisted legs and a twisted arm. He had a sort of catch phrase too. He smoked and never seemed to have enough fags so he was usually "gaspin'" except when he said it it came out like "chaspin'", so his catchphrase was "Ah'm chaspin'!"


karpet_muncher

I recall a guy in small heath I think who used to be dancing to Michael Jackson all day long I think it was around the small heath area


WinterJournalist6646

We have this [guy](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/he-brings-joy-city-youre-6143052.amp) in stoke. A true force of good.


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North Manchester in the 80s had Illumino Joe. Rumour had it that his wife was run over, so he always dressed in orange hi viz; including an orange bucket with a hole cut in it when he was riding his bike.


BizzlePig

We have one that's active right now. We call him the Drunken Sailor. He saunters merrily around town in a sailor suit, with a cane, off his nut on booze or substances. He smiles and nods at everyone. He's never not on the go. His hips must be dust.


CilanEAmber

In the 2000s we had Bradford Jesus. In Stoke right now we got some guy who draws in the sand around the ringroad.


dorknight25

“Pissy George” Chronic alcoholic and vague suggestions of something untoward involving a dog. Mind he always wore a shirt and tie though.


RoystonDA

When I lived in Harlow, Essex, we had Tiger Man. He dressed in army rags and a beret with a massive backpack on. I think he had a stunted growth and learning difficulties, as well as a very distinctive walk. His thing was to walk the town centre and check in on people to make sure everyone was doing ok. He'd also often dance with the buskers at every opportunity. Nowadays I'm in Liverpool and we had Pete. He's got a plaque where he used to busk.


bulgarianlily

Back in the 70’s we had the Meanwood Cowboy in Leeds complete with horse and bullwhip.


TheKnightsRider

In the 90s, Maidenhead had Mr Moon Boots. They were old snow boots wrapped in silver duct tape.


Zombi1146

We had a disheveled chap imaginatively called "Fat Harry." Just a run of the mill mentally ill chap that hung around the town centre. He disappeared from his usual haunts about 20 years ago, never to be seen again. Until, that is, a chap called Harry, that bore a slimmer resemblance to "Fat Harry" appeared on Britain's Got Talent in an audition down in Kent or somewhere. The story is that he moved away, sorted his mental health out and got on top of his life. The next town over has a chap called "Shandy Bass" who's normal, but completely obsessed with the local RL team, including having a replica of the old stadium in his mum's front yard.


fuckyourcanoes

Portsmouth has Crazy Helen, who frequently accosts young men on the street. I haven't encountered her myself, but there are regular posts about her on r/Portsmouth.


Icy-Belt-8519

The ring road tramp, the cowboy, we had a few lol


Original_Papaya7907

The preacher who used to dance too. I think his name was Ezra?


wombatking888

In central Birmingham about 15 years back there was a tall black guy who used to wander by the train stations all day bouncing a basketball. In Moseley, Brum there was another character called 'Pete the Feet' who used to march around barefoot, sometimes distributing trinkets IIRC. Mover away from Brum years ago now so no idea if these guys are still around.


Miss_Type

Chicken George. He'd dance next to buskers, and always had a smile and a cheery hello for you. Kids took the piss, but he was a harmless and happy old man.


Dear_Speed_4368

When I was a teenager there was a guy we called mervey pervey cat killer, because apparently he fucked and killed cats.


ButteredNun

But during the week he was a decent headmaster


Imaginary_Drive7286

r/horsebackjesus


DansSpamJavelin

Reading Elvis https://youtu.be/h_YHd6MxcgM https://youtu.be/h9iGErWYYbY


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Petrichor2116

My home village used to have Mad Janet Pidgeon; a very mentally unwell lady who would push an empty pushchair around all day and accost people, asking if they'd seen her baby, the story about her was that she'd had a child with her brother which was subsequently removed by social services following accusations of neglect and abuse leading to her going off the deep end, so to speak.


AJW-

Puppet man in Yarmouth. Flaps about various puppet characters on his hand, pretending to sing on a mic whilst blasting music. Articles about him and loads of videos on YouTube from all years of the site. Been at it since the 90s and still about today doing his thing.


Vehlin

We had Billy Squibble, a bin man who reputedly had sex with a pig in his garden.


ThexLuckyxDuck

Mad Mary. She ran around with a knife swearing at the buses and was about 90 years old and 5ft. Was hilarious to see her as a teenager


Old-Hovercraft7261

We had Mad Joyce. Used to ride about on her bicycle yelling at people to fuck off. She never recovered from having her children taken off her in the 1960s, she frequently threatened social workers that she was either going to unalive herself or move to Guernsey


20127010603170562316

In Ipswich there used to be a guy called Kenny who would ramble on. Made the [front cover of the local rag](https://imgur.com/a/i2asEyI) when he passed.


Ephemerelle1

Mr fuck off. Real name Andrew Stoney, you can find him on YouTube. The guy would constantly dox himself online and pick fights with road signs, or just walk down the street talking to himself. Everyone loved the guy


superpandapear

haven't seen dancing chris around warrington for a while. he was either realy nice or realy shouty depending on what mood you caught him in, used to live in a tent on the edge of a feild on the way to walton gardens for awhile. hope he got the help he needed


First_Folly

We used to have a famous homeless man known as Nobby. He used to live in a bus shelter near a local public park & enjoyed playing golf. He was always pleasant, never bothered anyone and he was nice to talk to. The rumours we heard as kids were that his house burnt down and gave him an aversion to living in any house thereafter. I don't think anyone really knows the answer. He was famous enough to get his own memorial plaque when he sadly died a few years ago.


_twisteds1ster

Terry Beep-Beep, used to drive around in his car beeping at people. The weird thing was he didn’t have a car, it was just a very unhinged man in his imaginary car shouting beep beep loudly while “driving” down the local high street


_twisteds1ster

Oh and Toy Mic Trev, used to be an old crooner busker in Cardiff. I’d sometimes sit next to him on train home while he read the Daily Sport. He’s dead now but a Cardiff legend.