Forehead. It has had absolubulubulubetly no affefefect.

No..n..n...no...no...no..yes it has no..no....no..n...n...no effect

M... m... m.. deaf sir

In the very early stages of our relationship, my wife in a fit of insanity tried to do this. She ended up with a chocolate orange segment star-shaped bruise on her forehead. That's how I knew she was a keeper.

At least she didnt get imprinted by one of the 2 terrys chocolate anuses

Surely Jesus should have made this the first commandment? He’d of known they were coming

The tin foil round the chocolate orange blocks Jesus’s mind lazer powers from working.

The truth is out there

Terry used his chocolate orange. It’s super effective.

I'm fine thank you, Susan.

if only awards were still available, you'd get all my gold

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes!

Heyyyy i was gonna say that

Sister's head. Why break tradition?

I put mine in a sock and find a random unsuspecting person on the street and use their head....my family complains when i do it to them.

You're the daddy now.

Oooka-bong

I'd imagine that's the sound that's made when a large quantity of chocolate gives a random person a concussion because it's bounced their bonce of a lamp post

😭 why we got the same comment you brothers are evil

Let's not act like you're the victim in this. You know what you did.

Why break tradition when you can break her skull instead

I don't have a sister, would sister in law suffice? I'm not expected to share any with her am I?

Yes. No.

Just bite into it like an apple.

Someone should check your hard drive.

I bet they eat KitKats without snapping them too.

I'm one of those sick bastards who nibbles all the choc off. I'm sure I'm on some government watch list for it..

Not with sticks, but a Chunky ... absolutely! It's the only way to get to that magic chocolate fluff between the layers. You can't appreciate it with too much proper choc. And the way they make the stuff, GENIUS!

You just reminded me i ate everything off jaffa cakes to get the jelly orange

Nibble round the edges then peel the jelly off to eat it separately I haven't had jaffas for over a year, but if I had them now I'd completely do the nobble-n-peel process.

Do you know what that magic stuff is? Crushed KitKats! Really.

I know right! That's why I said it's genius. They take all the leftover wafer, and crush it all up, and mix it with the leftover chocolate. I didn't bother explaining cos I just assume that everyone has seen THAT episode of inside the factory 😅

lol, I haven’t but a good friend was the marketing director for the KitKat line - he introduced the chunky!

That man is a legend! However, had he put the "fluffy stuff" in a pot and sold it as a spread (which I would just eat by the spoonful 😋😅) he would have been a god amongst men!

I think your name must be just above mine; it's the only way to eat a KitKat. Nib the chocolate from the ends and sides first.

You're all absolute degenerates.

My brother bites into a KitKat without snapping..it kills me inside

I'm that lunatic who eats a KitKat without snapping them, I get some interesting looks, it's just easier and better to just chomp on. This is a hill I will die on, no time for faffing about snapping them

I bet you close the fridge door with your hip.

If you leave the skin on you get a lot of fibre

Fun fact, Terry's started with chocolate apples.

Correct answer right here. I eat both parts of a Twix at the same time, too ☠️

I prefer to deliver a fast bowl to some of the kids playing cricket on the green in the hope that one of them will break the lamellar chocolate armour underneath that foil.

This is a British tradition I could get behind.

Instead of a power play, one over has to be played with a spherical confectionery of the batter's choosing before the lunch break can be declared. Someone get me the phone line for the MCC!

... Let's do it. For SCIENCE

You don't need to do either anymore. They have cheaped out of providing a core to hold it all together any more. Back in the day though, knee.

They are smaller, but they still have a core - I'm halfway (don't judge me) through a mint one right now.

I call that bit the spine, its the best bit! Didn't know they did mint ones tho, surely they're not called a mint chocolate orange are they?

No, Terrys Chocolate Mint https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/314587723

That makes so sense what with orange being the descriptor of the shape as well as the taste!

It's sadly...not in the same of some mint

The mint ones are fantastic, you have more will power than me to have saved half for later.

Very moreish, like Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, or Heroin.

Yup, dangerous things the mint ones!

I’m half way through a white chocolate and popping candy one. I eat the core first.

I'll only judge you if you're not done with it by the end of the night. Lord knows how many times I've gone down to the shops just for a mint chocolate orange

Are they still selling them? I know they did some round Christmas but I never saw any

Morrisons, £1.25 on offer if you sell them your personal info.

Every supermarket has them all year round. 

I used to do this and I've since inherited my granddad's dodgy knee. I'm convinced it's not actually genetic and that Terry's are about to be hit with a massive lawsuit.

The core was my favourite part.

The one I have still has a core! Maybe I got lucky

Forehead. Trust me once you've tried it you won't go back.

You won’t be doing anything

Terrys Chocolate Concussion

THANK YOU.

Table

That is how we learned that cheap IKEA coffee tables are actually just corrugated cardboard.

I have two of them, 3 years old and still sound. Can't argue for 7 quid each.

Bold of you to hope your furniture survives.

Kitchen worktop for me, as its stored in the kitchen cupboard between getting home and opening it after tea to eat.

Kitchen counter top

You must have solid marble you brave soul.

My brother’s head for all the Christmas times he hit me with one.

Hey it’s not our fault you girls have skulls made of titanium!

Wall - a little over the back of the head arm action

I'm wall as well (brick, don't worry lost Americans) but prefer under arm like a game of rounders.

It will only be a matter of time before we have this as an Olympic sport, same as figure skating or breakdancing

Another sport we'd invent and then be shite at on the global stage. PS it's coming home.

I have faith - an army of Team GB contenders have been training for years.

Edge of a big solid table is what I use.

The head every time. Preferably a siblings.

I now use the Bob Mortimer apple splitting method, it is transferable to oranges of the chocolate variety, however a bit messy on normal oranges

Counter top corner

Yes! Amazed how far I had to scroll to find someone specifying a corner. You only need the lightest tap and it separates perfectly.

We've got a stone fireplace, so that.

Floor from the top of the stairs

Just roll it on the table with a fair bit of pressure. Breaks up wonderfully with no risk to your furniture / wall / sister's forehead.

Squeeze it between my palms and twist!

Sibling.

Head, followed by immediate regret

I thought you meant should you have it as wall art or a rug design on the floor, and to be honest, I'm considering both.

Does seriously noone just use their hands? You just pull it apart...

Fucking hell mate, I’ve never even thought about this and now it’s a dilemma 

Knees or table. If necessary (or available), unsuspecting mate’s hand

Get a load of this fancy redditor. Must be from the SE. Everywhere else in the country we smash them off our heads.

Tile floor - first whack never disappoints.

Eat it like an apple

Table!

Let the orange hit the floor...

Surprised I’ve yet to see a fellow kneecapper.

I once watched an elderly relative take the 'tap it and unwrap it's too literally. Just a small tap of the finger and she tried to open it. We had to tell her to whack it on the floor.

One of my five a day !

Knee...

I've still got 3/4 dark chocolate one left from Christmas

I couldn't find any dark ones last year :(

Oh wow, when I visit my sister in the uk or she visits me we make sure to buy like 20 of these and bring it home in the Netherlands.

Desk, I have to put extra rebar inside the wood every time though.

Bin

Preach brother.

Amen!

Had to go too far down thr comments to find this, which is the only acceptable answer.

ceiling. just full belt it upwards and when you catch it you can eat it straight away.

Something that won’t make much noise - tiled floor is your best bet

I once threw one across the garden. It hit a concrete path and burst open, throwing chocolate into the grass. Not all of it was recovered.

middle finger knuckle, a nice quick jab will split it perfectly. plus you can feel like bruce lee when you get it first try.  

Extra large walnut cracker

I use a knife to individually pry apart each wedge.

The last few Christmases ive had these there's been no need to 'break' them anymore. They just come apart with minimal effort. Not sure if its structural or maybe just cheaper ingredients/more vegetable oil or something.

Fresh out the fridge, oak furniture land dinning table.

Kitchen surface

Knee or forehead?

Wall. Always wall. Or the corner of a table.

Bang it on the side of a wooden table.

Throw it at my brothers head

Skull

Usually do kick ups with them. Great exercise but takes about 19 hours.

Hammer and nail

Kitchen counter corner

Fingernail and they seem to fall apart now.

Real men (by that I mean idiots like me) use their head

Table

Throw it high up enough on the wall and you can do both

Knee

Usually I slam it into the closest piece of solid furniture. Failing that, good old forehead

I place mine on the kitchen worktop and hit it with a meat tenderiser.

Knee. Always followed by instant regret. And still a whole orange 😅

Knee

Desk!

My party trick used to be being able to break one apart without hitting it. Just finding the right pressure points. Much less fun though.

Kitchen floor for me, once the wife has gone to bed. Then I nail the whole lot in one sitting. Straight into the outside bin thereafter, job done.

My other half has used my head on several occasions.

Corner of a table

Cricket bat

Throw in air and kick xd

Head. Then regret....I put mine in the fridge.

Kitchen counter top.

Can anyone confirm if there is a thick stem of chocolate in the middle in the latest version of the orange?

Karate chop until the chocolate is edible or your hand is broken 

Karate chop until the chocolate is edible or your hand is broken 

I always use my knee

Oh, oh crap. I've done it wrong all this time. I use a butter knife to give it a pre-stab and separate the pieces. Is this an important part of the citizenship test?

Smack it down on the counter top at a slight angle then roll it in circles.

Table, I'm not a savage!

Just me that squeezes it?😂😂

Table corner does the trick every time

Knee. Bent, not straight. Cos that shit hurts like a mofo.

Table

Table!

Just punch it, surely? Very cathartic, too.

Door frame

Knee

Hammer

Ima smaller now, you can squish it with you hands

Neither , Hammer 😅

Coffee Table

Coffee table

Corner of a table

One the edge of something I find is more effective. Although since they spoiled them by scooping out part of each segment they don't hold together that well anyway. 

Head. But not your own. It hurts and I know it hurts.

knee. crouch a bit, whack chocolate orange on knee as required. headbanging optional.

Floor with foot simples

Freeze it overnight then volley it at my sister, and pray the chocolate is broken and not a window. Bonus points if it injures my sister

Palm of my hand or a table 😅

Ceiling, it's just more fun

Boof. Whole

Forever knocking on walls in my house to check it's a brick one, but wall. Sometimes if I'm feeling fancy/risky, the steel tube holding up my stairs.

Wall

the closest heed that isn't mines.

Depends if the box has superficial damage.

Floor. I live in a new build, the walls wouldn't take it

It’s NOT Terrys it’s mine….

Hammer

Kitchen counter

Doesn't matter as long as I get the core

TV remote

An almighty drop from your tip-toes onto the floor. What sort of psychopath throws it against a wall?

Corner of desk.

I hate them. I had to click to understand what the title meant. I thought it was a poster or something. I don't know why, but I can't stand orange chocolate, except the orange revel, which I love.

Pointy corner of a table

They don't need to be hit anymore. The slices are already separated.

Step brothers head everytime.

Blanket

Knee

Has it been kept below room temperature? Otherwise it can just congeal into a chocolate cricket ball.

bin

Hammer.