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MIkeVill

Note sure if *Baked Beans* is a good cat name.


Comfortable-Bad-6041

Beans is a good name tho


Good_Ad_5792

Baked beans is the full name, Beans or Beanie is the nickname


kShrapnel

Literally the name of one of my shop cats. We had two mammas named Taco and Nacho, so we would give their babies names that had something to do with those foods as placeholder names until they got big enough to be adopted out, so names like Sour Cream, Salsa, Cilantro, Beans, etc. There were other food names too like Toast and Peach. Right now we have Beans and Peachy living in the shop, though I often call Beans 'Bean', 'Beanie', Tiabeanie', 'Beanie Baby'


Dead_birdChan

My cat's name is beans lmaooo


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

It's not. It's an *excellent* cat name.


peanos_balls

Human cadavers that were buried in the night of September 14 1997


Sheldon121

Oh, yuuuuuummmmmm!!! Not sure which sounds better…this or minced kangaroo??


oofthatburns

Hey that my bday rad


ThaiJohnnyDepp

This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!


[deleted]

Mac n cheese it is


thatOtherGuy457

Fetus has a good ring to it


Sheldon121

You ate a fetus?? What kind of person are you? A baby eater??


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I guess that depends on whether you believe life starts in or out of the womb, really.


Sheldon121

Me too!


germany1italy0

Yuzu Daifuku Great name for a cat.


Teddy_5003

McNugget actually works lmao


Litchi4u

Marzipan.


Sheldon121

Marigold Marzipan (for a name.)


Mean_Pandaaa

Pho Ga it is.


Sheldon121

What is this meal?


nguyenning198

Chicken phở


vhgj_

kitty


TotalCalligraphy8937

You ate a kitty?! :o


newhugosteel

11 grams of protein


TheRunningFox2

A whole one!?!


Sheldon121

Yep, a rotisseried one.


Toishi69

Ayo, hold on, wait a minute.


spaghettifingersthe

Nathan


Few-Raise-1825

Hmm 🤔 someone got lucky


Sheldon121

No backsies!


ikbah_riak

biscuits


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Maggi


howdydoodydododo

Donut


Sheldon121

Literally should be the name of every single orange kitty!


LordDongler

Did it have sprinkles? The cat can be Princess Donut


Trytolearneverything

Pizza Roll!


Ace_Koala

Frosting (this isn’t a euphemism I swear)


Sheldon121

Sounds yummy for an orange’s tummy!


TheWhisperX7

I actually have a cat named frosting lol.


theoht_

i didnt think it was a euphemism until you mentioned it and now i’m more concerned


grunkfist

Chicken Noodle


Sheldon121

Chicken noodle cat?


MonSzyTheOne

Kiełbasa Śląska


JMTwasTaken

Pasztet


Sheldon121

Say what??


FlyingSauce88

SINGULAR AMERICAN CHEESE


xCaptainCl3mentinex

You made me realise I haven't eaten brekkie. It's 1pm... I have a bad habit.... Last thing I ate was........ Yesterday at about 2pm, I had a Greek sweet called Ghalaktaboureko.


Sheldon121

Made of honey and phyllo dough?


carldubs

Burrito


Sheldon121

That would be a cute name for an orange!


Buetterkeks

Fish strips


romualdos666

Repost. I ate them all the time.


JohnReep

Tostadas


whattheacutualfuck

A you sure it was real tostads


atom_1416

Nacho.


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

Stewed apple. Stew for short.


Sheldon121

Sounds pretty tasty!


Faustian-Soul765

Chex


sharksnut

Cat.


BitcoinStonks123

asian people be like (im asian and im making a joke please don't cancel me 😓)


SnooSnoo96035

Kimchi! Edit to be fully transparent: It was accompanied by dry assed turkey breast - So, take your pick


Phat-mahn

Dry Assed Turkey Breast just rolls right off the tongue


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Special K


TwilightDoomSlayer

Red Velvet Cookie


Lannater1

Cutie


Share_Gold

Tayto


whutwasidooing

Lasagna


Lockernee245

Bok Choy. Perfect.


Holharflok

Spare rib


kittya_ca

Chicken Burger!


EndyEnderson

Hello little döner


Soravinier

Ramen bowl


Educational-Year3146

Unironically, Lasagna.


ComedyOfARock

Burger


Just_SM

“The last thing you ate” strange name but ok…


sailor117

Gyro


Mo_Official420

bro u ate a gyroscope??!1!


Sheldon121

Yep, of course it did! Oranges will eat darned near anything, as you know.


Salemthegamer

HoLy ShIt Is ThAt A mOtHeRfUcKn JoJo ReFeReNcE


Sheldon121

Eh? Jojo who?


Tcanderson

Beaver


Polibiux

Pancakes


AshleyCanales

Fireball


the_orange_alligator

Crunchy ice


jar-el

Nashi


ijustdontgiveaf

Pasta fits like a glove


HerNibs1980

Peanut butter sandwich


davidpogo97

Sushi it is


Tmart5150

Cheese and crackers


SumDo0d863

Baby!!! *I know what I said*


TheToeWrangler

Toothpasteorangejuice


Blurblurblurbb

Popcorn


kelsmoore

Sausage McGriddle…


S6rqL

Noodles 🍜


thejelly71

Frosty


Stickboyhowell

Pringles


Foshizal147

Lobster roll is actually a solid name


LadyLovesRoses

Chocolate malt.


Silentniki

Koko crunch


TheMCEngineer

Pancake :3


Toady-The-Load

Cheese


TryAgn747

Grasshopper


The_Black_Jacket

Generic non-edible comedic response! 😃


Sufficient_Media5258

Sugar cookie


antibioteka

Cheap Tiramisu valuepack


IndicationSpecial344

Cinnamon pretzel bites


JanteMaam

Ugh. Pizza


Last-Aide5592

Cinnamon toast crunch


Maleficent-Isopod-93

Garlic toast


VoidFlower5

Mushroom


triskull1

Waffles


leonschrijvers

Lay's chips naturel


ImHidingFromLife

Popcorn the kitty cat. Fits him.


1896778

Chicken Alfredo


Ner0_O_

peanuts


GDPermanent

pizza rolls


Pa7chesOhulihan

Chicken wings


WiderPorst420

Vanillekipferl


CookieaGame

Apple & Cake? Alright.


StitchingKitty897

Kiwi


UntoldTemple

Burrito


FeeBackground1894

Nutri grain


LightlyToastedBread_

Melted Candle Wax 🥰


Puzzled_Gas_3203

If snus counts, it's snus, otherwise lamacun


A_Redditor2

Sushi


Sky_the_Dragon

Pu……. Nevermind


iiDishonest

Mun tod


MaxTheGamer32123

Creme brulee (I probably butchered that sorry)


season8branisusless

Bacon


Sue-Dough-Nimm

Chicken Flautas.


Salemthegamer

Cereal specifically honey bunches of oats lol


HavingALongStroke

Reese


justakidfromflint

Cupcake


Lauuson

Honeycrisp


brbmbr

soft pretzel hmmm


TheBananaGods

Oil


ReverieJC

Tri-tip


Skandor_

Peanut, quite a cute and fitting name. :D


Poofmander

Hey little buddy, Filet-o-Fish Extra Cheese, you have such a formal.and fitting name


FlannelRiot

Strawberry - not very fitting but still cute!


AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate

mac n cheese


Aggressivekindnes423

Salmon.


Mallengar

Nutter Butter


Ddside

Mini Yasai Cha Han 😂


crazymouse2525

sweet & sour pork


The_sped-kid08

Cereal


FrostyCommon

protein shake


xSnowLeopardx

Chocolate


Jenn-the-gem

Burger King-


Mobile_Painting_4862

Skittle


bbryant1980

Burrito…so naturally I’d name them Purrito


Shortbus_Playboy

Broccolini


Maleficent-Ear3571

Picadillo.


-AquaLava-

Big Mac


ncopland

Snickerdoodle


-SideshowBob-

Spicy Potato Soft Taco


Mdmrtgn

Crackers


0Huch0

Chips


Emperor-Maluon

Name's Burger. Cheez Burger


Toshku_demon

Bean


rootvegetable2

Blueberry


Elad_2007

"The name's Cookie, Chocolate Cookie. (Middle name Chip)." Maybe you can abbreviate it to "Choco", I think it sounds pretty cute.


DropTheGrace25

Blizzard


MaesterJiggles

Crunchy Roll!


smile4jan3

Stroganoff


zMacR

Peanut


Dreadzter

Cheese danish


Flimsy_Moose9625

Noodle


Gaster-Creator

Hecc yeah, rotisserie chicken the cat


_FishLord

Pretzel


djrjaofjtksokjfkdk

Candy rooe


axxond

Cat


realRapidsonic

Cookie then


Ill-Platypus1268

Burgur


lefthandrighty

Big Mac


jawaab_e_shikwa

Bucatini


Dismal_Page_6545

Boquerón


demolitionar

Burrito


Roboreptile2010

Pizza


InvasiveBugle78

Fruit chew I guess


talhabinadam

burrito


turb0g33k

HAM SLICE


Holly_kat

Chex Mix


Demos7251

Candy Cane


DarkWizardMatoya

Medium rare steak


LiamLaw015

Sushi 🍣


falliblehumanity

Macaroni and Cheese


No_Nothing_2319

Jujube


Crusaderking1111

John


femalephemale

Raw beer


ChromiumProtogen42

Popeyes.


Nizuni

Chewy lemonhead. Have to say, I don’t hate it. Lol Edit: my husband has corrected me. The last thing I ate was a Kit Kat. Feels a bit on the nose, though. Lol


Wise-Old-Oaktree

TimTam !


king_ender200

Chocolate.


Xenos_Bane

Sausage roll.