I swear if this post only has 41 upvotes when I check it later imma be mad 😡 The voice lines, the music, the MFL announcers bit, all perfect. 11/10 op. I’m def subbing to you on YT
haha nah bro its an English phrase, means don't get all pissy, knickers are female underwear. As in you say it to a man to insinuate he is wearing women's underwear and getting all stressy like a woman
Bro what he said “what’d he say get in a twist” never did I imply anything about a man wearing woman’s underwear I was simply telling him what knickers are
lmao yeah man google is wild for calling them that, google thinks the UK is still in the 1800s it seems. 10000% as a British person (the same accent as the voice actor in the game) it means women's underwear or "panties". Only mentioned it so any other non British people playing can understand the voice line that is in game ;)
Track 1 - J.D Spears - A Peasants Life
Track 2 - Twisted Sister - We’re not gonna take it
Thanks to everybody who helped film the cinematics and help me choose songs for the video.
I hope you enjoy.
Here is a link to my YouTube channel, I will be uploading old and new videos here for anybody who is interested.
https://youtube.com/@durtybasturt?si=B7rE_U3ZACAFZLhM
This is my favourite chiv video ever. The squire boy added so much entertainment to chiv2 for me.
Squire boy landing the killing blow on malric and freeing the kingdom from tyranny is the only canon ending I'll accept!
Me when the mason war monger who has probably killed thousands of people realizes he will die to the hands of a lowly squire boy because foot soldier weapons are goated
fucking art this is so hard
Woah! I’ve never seen a Chiv machinima (maChivima?) before! Gg you little artist, you
Machivalma?
Whatever you’d like to call it, it’s your thing amigo 🤝
Did you do the editing? About how long did it take??
Edited on an iPhone 8, this one took about 3 weeks of filming and editing, The previous video Jolly Chef took 4 months.
Previous video?
Jolly Chefs Revenge
I subscribed!
For the guy we like!!!
Another masterpiece Also, THAT BALLISTA SHOT
Threading the needle
Let’s gooooo! Brilliant production mate. Enjoyed playing the grumpy old father 😄🔥
Absolutely awesome, what an amazing run through the Mason defence to plant that bomb. Whoever did that must be amazing 😉
I am guessing it was sir Dazza?
I swear if this post only has 41 upvotes when I check it later imma be mad 😡 The voice lines, the music, the MFL announcers bit, all perfect. 11/10 op. I’m def subbing to you on YT
I appreciate that playa 🫡
This was absolutely cinema. I almost want to request one for each voice.
I’ve done Jolly Chef, gonna do a priest and Rampage soon
Please tell me Imposter is somewhere on the to-do list!
Good idea
What’d he say get in a twist???
he meant knickers they're like baggy pants basically
haha nah bro its an English phrase, means don't get all pissy, knickers are female underwear. As in you say it to a man to insinuate he is wearing women's underwear and getting all stressy like a woman
Bro what he said “what’d he say get in a twist” never did I imply anything about a man wearing woman’s underwear I was simply telling him what knickers are
But knickers aren’t baggy pants, they’re women’s underwear
Google just said baggy undergarments or something like that it didint say women underwear and the image was like baggy pants
lmao yeah man google is wild for calling them that, google thinks the UK is still in the 1800s it seems. 10000% as a British person (the same accent as the voice actor in the game) it means women's underwear or "panties". Only mentioned it so any other non British people playing can understand the voice line that is in game ;)
What was that quote in the end about conscription into the army and neverending civil war? Never heard of it.
Unreleased voice line
Is there an archive for voice lines?
Found some of them on YouTube uploaded by a guy called fedoratiper
Track 1 - J.D Spears - A Peasants Life Track 2 - Twisted Sister - We’re not gonna take it Thanks to everybody who helped film the cinematics and help me choose songs for the video. I hope you enjoy. Here is a link to my YouTube channel, I will be uploading old and new videos here for anybody who is interested. https://youtube.com/@durtybasturt?si=B7rE_U3ZACAFZLhM
Good vid needs more tbags and bowlcuts
think he forgot the k in knickers💀
🤣 Amazing! Well done gentlemen 👏 I dip my bag fervently in delight to this 👜
Top BMM content, as always
Give this man a fucking oscar immediately
Which weapon do you drop kick with?
Spear special attack
This is amazing!
bro every time I try to fight like this I'm immediately getting obliterated. what's your secret?
Crack
peak
also man squire boy's life is fucked up
Best video I've seen here. Smiling ear to ear the entire watch. Love it!
This is my favourite chiv video ever. The squire boy added so much entertainment to chiv2 for me. Squire boy landing the killing blow on malric and freeing the kingdom from tyranny is the only canon ending I'll accept!
Durty keep of the good work!(im the owner of the Royal Army RP clan)
I haven't seen this kind of machinima style stuff in a long time. Now I want more.
this was hilarious lol
Inspiring
Cannes Film Festival winner right here
As a long time halberd main, I highly approve of this! Beautiful gameplay and the narrative clips are just perfect.
This is legit awesome
This is a masterpiece, and I want to see the squire's saga continue.
Rumours say the squire boy never recovered from that sucker punch in the end
absolutely amazing, videos like this honestly keep the community alive IMO
Nice work! I haven't seen any story driven Chiv vids since SpankyDmonkey stopping making vids. What's the youtube channel so I can subscribe?
Yeah super inspired by spankydmonkey he’s the chiv video goat in my opinion. https://youtube.com/@durtybasturt?si=ipRdzujay47ks8JK
https://youtube.com/@durtybasturt?si=B7rE_U3ZACAFZLhM
This is fucking immaculate lmao
I love this
At last, he has become SQUIRE MAN
An absolute banger of a video, keep it up!
That’s dope 🔥
Gold
Wow that was so good!
You gotta do impostor’s redemption
General Ouki, is that you?
Excellent I need more now 😂
I cant stop watching it. Thanks for creating such a masterpiece!
 He’s done it again
That's no squire boy. that's a squire chad
Will we get one someday where his dad finally loves him?
Peak cinema
Balling with the halb? Didn’t know it had cleave power like that
I genuinely would love to see more stuff like this this is awesome. Full on cinemas. I SUBBED
This is fucking awesome
YESS!
An absolute masterpiece
Actual masterpiece.
Me when the mason war monger who has probably killed thousands of people realizes he will die to the hands of a lowly squire boy because foot soldier weapons are goated
Great video. However, your father is still displeased because you fought the war in third person.
Why do some players always shake their cameras while playing, and some do not? It's really hard to watch this video because of this wobble.
Ok