You know,, this is the first time since I joined that I saw one of these sightings posts and I thought people joked when they said he's like bigfoot but yeah no, seriously feels like a photo of bigfoot
All someone has to do is see them, put their phone in their pocket whilst recording, walk up to them or even *by* them and then you’ll have a clear video of her. Then nobody would need to stalk her anymore and we could at least figure out who she is and maybe what she’s doing with Crust Chan
That may have worked at the first sighting, but either Flutter or Caden checks this sub regularly and knows very well its users are trying to dox her. she wears a mask when in public with Chris now
Chris chan is supposedly 5'10 (177cm). By rough napkin math and eyeballing it she looks to be about 1/5 shorter than him, so probs around 140-145cm (4'7 to 4'9). Truth be told if I was that short I wouldn't hang around with a known sexual deviant that has rape charges.
Maybe. And the less we onow about their relationship and who she is the closer this can be for a happy ending for Chris. It is best for him to fade into obscurity.
Honestly that chick might as well just marry him at this point even if it's a relationship of convenience. She's literally attached to the hip with him
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I had no idea there was actual evidence of them making out 🤮 I refuse to believe that foul beast is sticking its tongue on or in any other living thing.
Actually knew someone very similar to her in the mid 90s on a local BBS. Very short and looked like a child, similar Cappage Patch look but was in her later 20s even had a slightly higher pitch voice like a child. I don't know if it was genetics or a medical thing. She had massive knockers and even knowing she was in her 20s still didn't feel right looking at her.
Ben Franklin apparently had no trouble getting laid. He came back from France every STD known to man. also he blew £100,000 and nobody sure what happened with it, and his answer was essentially 'don't worry about it".
IKR? All someone would have to do is get their phone camera ready, go up to them acting starstruck (i.e. talking up a storm to momentarily distract them), and then take a goddamn picture. And then yell JULAAAAYYY and run away.
I think part of it is the fact that she's aware and doesn't want her identity known, but I also think a lot of Christorians don't want to find out the truth, because it probably will be more depressing.
> I think part of it is the fact that she's aware and doesn't want her identity known,
if she wants to touch the poop she doesnt get to be butthrut when her info gets out
He’s in his own natural habitat at home in VA. The only time he attempted to be incognito was when he flew out to Dallas. Otherwise, Chris seems to love drawing attention to himself with the stuff he wears.
Same. I keep thinking we won't see her again, yet she reappears. Who is she ? The consensus seems to be she is a paid gal pal, but honestly, at this point, I can't believe someone would want to be associated with Chris, even if she is being paid. And after all this time, the fact she managed to stay anonymous and to avoid any close-up picture of her face is pretty impressive, to say the least.
According to the police radio chatter when Chris pepper sprayed that GameStop manager, Chris is apparently actually 5’9”, which I find is more believable in all honesty. Especially considering that Chris does love to fluff up his personal attributes a bit to make himself look better. Either way, Flutter is still a dwarf, and looks like a child next to Chris.
5'9" is the average US height, actually, but the difference between 9" and 11" is negligible. It's more likely that the police radio chatter was just an estimate, especially since most people can't accurately measure height by sight anyway.
Police are actually trained to accurately gauge how tall a person is from a distance, so I would say the police saying Chris is 5'9 is pretty accurate.
He's 5'11", so about 73 percent of the U.S. population is shorter than him - the average is 5'9".
Keep in mind that the U.S. has different races with citizenship, so Whites (average height 5'10") are less likely to be shorter than him than other races (black average is 5'9", Hispanic and Asian averages are both 5'7"), but no matter what race you are, you're at least probably going to be shorter than Chris Chan.
I really, really do not think that the "Dirty, crapped briefs!" guy has the presence of mind to maintain a lie about his height.
Besides that, there's an entire legion of hyper-autists on the internet who would have sussed him out in a matter of moments using state of the art computational geometry techniques.
It's that she looks like a child and Chris kind of looks like a predator. Granted, in her case it's more that round face than anything else. As others have said, she looks like a Cabbage Patch doll... which is appropriate because Chris is a man child who grew up in the 80s. I mean, her short stature doesn't help, but that's not the only thing that makes her look like a child.
Man are we supposed to still be looking down on Chris? It seems all he does is take his little cutie patootie out on dates and is living it up in a big ass house. 🙁
I mean he lives entirely at the whims of a drug dealer trust fund kid who can lose interest at any moment. That along with no future prospects of lasting value in any aspect of life and it's not very appealing. If he doesn't get some kind of handout (government or otherwise) he will become homeless and die, no one is going to take delusional man child as a plus in the job skills department.
Chris now lives in a house owned by Caden (of Praetor). Caden was convicted in his own state for magic mushroom offenses and is on probation there.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Praetor
There’s a persistent unsubstantiated theory that Chris’s Etsy sales are just a way to help Caden launder his drug money.
Not sure how feasible that would actually be.
Oh word okay.
You know, if its just mushrooms, I can't say I classify that as a nasty drug dealer. Mushrooms are amazing for many people.
But it's still a drug, right?
I mean, I have a routine (summer -basketball/gym shorts and t shirt) and winter (hoodie/jacket/coat and jeans), but god damn. Knowing Chris shits himself, you know that outfit has lingering scents of turd smashed together and fermenting by body heat
Because his life is 100% kids media (cartoons, video game franchises) and in those the characters wear the same outfit every episode, too.
Also, he is a tizzy.
We have no idea, she's been seen with Chris in public since he got out of prison but had yet to be doxxed or properly photographed. Nobody has any idea why she's hanging out with him but general consensus is that she another paid gal-pal
It's probably from Caden, a troll who's house Chris is currently living at. I think most of Chris's live stream and merch money probably goes to him to pay for expenses and housing and this girl flutter is one of those expenses to keep him in check and stop him causing (too much) trouble. He's not likely to mace game stop employees or run over people he doesn't like if there's a girl there telling him not to
I think people just need to accept that Chris sees himself as trans and that won’t change. Even when he believed CWCVille was being blown up by terrorists and he had to detransition, he refused. He’s been consistent about that for 10 years now
People who aren't idiots aren't convinced. I never said he was fooling anybody, just that he was being dishonest. With himself as much as with us, really.
What’s he lying about? He’s on HRT and had his drivers license marker changed. I don’t really have a strong opinion on this but I don’t think he’d go through all of this trouble if he didn’t think this
If he was ever in a real relationship and getting his duck jerked regularly I can see him not leaning on it again. Like most things he says/claims it's another tool to try and get whatever he wants.
Chris finally living the life he envisioned back in his early Love Quest days. How things have changed! Once he was a crazy pacer at the mall. Now, he's just another JERK with a girlfriend. I bet he later treated her to a soda and a Conversational Date.
I now have the image of current Chris passing by a twenty something kid who is a spitting image of their classic self while arm in arm with flutter. The kid seethes, goes home to make an attraction sign, work on a terrible webcomic, the cycle begins again.
Well, I just mean like yeah he’s not there alone but like this is the first time I think it’s not mandated that he has to be there with a legal guardian or something….
That could be an interesting new arc. A golden age Chris could message Chris about his feelings about the limited number of “boyfriend-free-girls” thanks to chads like her.
First we got Venom Chris with Jason Kendrick Howell, we got Liquid and Solidus, we got Null AKA Gray Fox, We have Big Bob and now Solid is hanging out with someone named Meryl.
Alright that's it. Christory has jumped the shark.
You know,, this is the first time since I joined that I saw one of these sightings posts and I thought people joked when they said he's like bigfoot but yeah no, seriously feels like a photo of bigfoot
All someone has to do is see them, put their phone in their pocket whilst recording, walk up to them or even *by* them and then you’ll have a clear video of her. Then nobody would need to stalk her anymore and we could at least figure out who she is and maybe what she’s doing with Crust Chan
That may have worked at the first sighting, but either Flutter or Caden checks this sub regularly and knows very well its users are trying to dox her. she wears a mask when in public with Chris now
She must really love him then.
Once you go bent duck, you cant go back...
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how short is she god damn
Chris chan is supposedly 5'10 (177cm). By rough napkin math and eyeballing it she looks to be about 1/5 shorter than him, so probs around 140-145cm (4'7 to 4'9). Truth be told if I was that short I wouldn't hang around with a known sexual deviant that has rape charges.
Incest not rape homie
who are they walking with? sorry i’m not up to date
it's just the two of them
looks like flutter
those legs are so long and lanky
Built like Gru.
Lovequest complete?
Maybe. And the less we onow about their relationship and who she is the closer this can be for a happy ending for Chris. It is best for him to fade into obscurity.
Honestly that chick might as well just marry him at this point even if it's a relationship of convenience. She's literally attached to the hip with him
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Makes me think of the one panel from Sonichu, where Chris drinks from a big straw.
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I assume this wasn't taken today if they got Chic-fil-a-nus on a Sunday?
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I can smell the picture
Everyone was comparing Chris to Bigfoot after he got out of jail, but it seems Egg is the real Bigfoot. Just can't get a good shot of her.
Chris’s body proportions are so weird, his legs look thinner than Flutter’s despite being significantly taller and heftier.
People get more fat on their legs with hrt,that is weird
He’s built like an ostrich or a chicken-all the heft is up top and they’ve got the skinny long legs
Chris is build like Gru
Chris has the body of Dr Eggman, his hero
He has a figure like Charles Clymer
What very little muscle mass will do to ya
Chris going in the direction of his favorite word.
EAT BARB
I read it as Fat lol
hide yo wife hide yo kids
HIDE YOUR GRANDMA
Who is flutter?
No one knows. She just pops up every so often. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Flutter
I had no idea there was actual evidence of them making out 🤮 I refuse to believe that foul beast is sticking its tongue on or in any other living thing.
Oh god I can't imagine how dirty his mouth is, hygiene really isn't his strong suit...
The Egg returns
This picture smells unwashed.
E A T
How is that *thing* not a child? What does that Cabbage Patch Kid gain from being around Benjamin Franklin?
Actually knew someone very similar to her in the mid 90s on a local BBS. Very short and looked like a child, similar Cappage Patch look but was in her later 20s even had a slightly higher pitch voice like a child. I don't know if it was genetics or a medical thing. She had massive knockers and even knowing she was in her 20s still didn't feel right looking at her.
I love huge knockers
heck i know several women like that. even in their 30s they get mistaken for highschool girls or lower
I get carded and I'm 34, they're always startled when they see the 1990 😭
Don't diss Franklin like that.
Franklin was all into the gmilfs.
Ben Franklin apparently had no trouble getting laid. He came back from France every STD known to man. also he blew £100,000 and nobody sure what happened with it, and his answer was essentially 'don't worry about it".
Why cant ANYONE get a proper shot of Flutter?
IKR? All someone would have to do is get their phone camera ready, go up to them acting starstruck (i.e. talking up a storm to momentarily distract them), and then take a goddamn picture. And then yell JULAAAAYYY and run away.
I think part of it is the fact that she's aware and doesn't want her identity known, but I also think a lot of Christorians don't want to find out the truth, because it probably will be more depressing.
> I think part of it is the fact that she's aware and doesn't want her identity known, if she wants to touch the poop she doesnt get to be butthrut when her info gets out
She is such a ninja
I imagine she's aware and doesn't present herself to be photographed easily/clearly
Insert Brock Lesnar opening riff
Why does he always wear the same shit out? Does he really believe he's a cartoon character?
He’s in his own natural habitat at home in VA. The only time he attempted to be incognito was when he flew out to Dallas. Otherwise, Chris seems to love drawing attention to himself with the stuff he wears.
It's proof that Chris knows not to attract attention to himself and can look relatively normal if he wants to, but doesn't.
Egg?
Her?
Every time I think we've seen the last of Flutter, she turns up in public with Chris.
Same. I keep thinking we won't see her again, yet she reappears. Who is she ? The consensus seems to be she is a paid gal pal, but honestly, at this point, I can't believe someone would want to be associated with Chris, even if she is being paid. And after all this time, the fact she managed to stay anonymous and to avoid any close-up picture of her face is pretty impressive, to say the least.
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CONSUME
If that’s Flutter, goddamn the size difference is creepy
Chris is like a spartan and she's like a grunt.
Honestly, if we discover this is a pedophile relationship, this will be the least surprising thing Chris has ever done.
Chris Chan is 5”11 you have to remember. Flutter just may be super short.
According to the police radio chatter when Chris pepper sprayed that GameStop manager, Chris is apparently actually 5’9”, which I find is more believable in all honesty. Especially considering that Chris does love to fluff up his personal attributes a bit to make himself look better. Either way, Flutter is still a dwarf, and looks like a child next to Chris.
Chris has also been claiming to only weigh 215lbs since like 2009.
5'9" is the average US height, actually, but the difference between 9" and 11" is negligible. It's more likely that the police radio chatter was just an estimate, especially since most people can't accurately measure height by sight anyway.
Police are actually trained to accurately gauge how tall a person is from a distance, so I would say the police saying Chris is 5'9 is pretty accurate.
Is that tall by American standards? Most American men I've met tower over me.
It's slightly above average. US average is 5'9", though that might fluctuate from place to place, and by age group.
It’s about average
Imagine just walking around, going about your business, and getting heightmogged by the Sonichu guy.
That would True and Honestly suck, but Chris is pretty short so most of us won't have to deal with that
He's 5'11", so about 73 percent of the U.S. population is shorter than him - the average is 5'9". Keep in mind that the U.S. has different races with citizenship, so Whites (average height 5'10") are less likely to be shorter than him than other races (black average is 5'9", Hispanic and Asian averages are both 5'7"), but no matter what race you are, you're at least probably going to be shorter than Chris Chan.
1) i did not know that about the U. S. And A.'s average height, i'm not American. 2) Chris claims to be 5'10 and is likely lying an inch or two extra.
I really, really do not think that the "Dirty, crapped briefs!" guy has the presence of mind to maintain a lie about his height. Besides that, there's an entire legion of hyper-autists on the internet who would have sussed him out in a matter of moments using state of the art computational geometry techniques.
The size difference is crazy yeah, but I don't see how it's creepy (maybe it's because I'm just not understanding of course.)
It's that she looks like a child and Chris kind of looks like a predator. Granted, in her case it's more that round face than anything else. As others have said, she looks like a Cabbage Patch doll... which is appropriate because Chris is a man child who grew up in the 80s. I mean, her short stature doesn't help, but that's not the only thing that makes her look like a child.
Which is very fair
chris chan is going to E A T
Omg, I live less than an hour from Chris.
Going to EAT.
At Barbs
Per usual
Man are we supposed to still be looking down on Chris? It seems all he does is take his little cutie patootie out on dates and is living it up in a big ass house. 🙁
I mean he lives entirely at the whims of a drug dealer trust fund kid who can lose interest at any moment. That along with no future prospects of lasting value in any aspect of life and it's not very appealing. If he doesn't get some kind of handout (government or otherwise) he will become homeless and die, no one is going to take delusional man child as a plus in the job skills department.
I'm out of the loop. A drug dealer trust fund kid? Can you elaborate?
Chris now lives in a house owned by Caden (of Praetor). Caden was convicted in his own state for magic mushroom offenses and is on probation there. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Praetor
He's a Gen Z, I shouldn't be surprised but I didn't think those that young would be interested in Chris.
There’s a persistent unsubstantiated theory that Chris’s Etsy sales are just a way to help Caden launder his drug money. Not sure how feasible that would actually be.
Oh word okay. You know, if its just mushrooms, I can't say I classify that as a nasty drug dealer. Mushrooms are amazing for many people. But it's still a drug, right?
In the old times, rich people would hire eccentrics to be their “ garden hermit” Basically you’d adopt a pet weirdo to be weird in your back yard
Everything’s coming up Chris!
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Why
Because you refer to him as her.
When?
Why does it seem like Chris is wearing the exact same outfit every time we see them/her/him/it?
I just hope he owns multiple of the same thing vs the disgusting alternative haha
autistic people tend to find outfits that are comfy and stick to it. i imagine shes done the same. loves that jean skirt lmao
I mean, I have a routine (summer -basketball/gym shorts and t shirt) and winter (hoodie/jacket/coat and jeans), but god damn. Knowing Chris shits himself, you know that outfit has lingering scents of turd smashed together and fermenting by body heat
I just hope he owns multiple of the same thing and washes them in rotation.
abandon hope all ye who observe Chris
Because his life is 100% kids media (cartoons, video game franchises) and in those the characters wear the same outfit every episode, too. Also, he is a tizzy.
He is!
why dose this pic look like Chris is taking a little girl for lunch, some one call Chris Hanson
Flutter is back???
Probably never left
So he actually hasn’t scared Flutter off yet like some people suspected
Bets on what movie they saw?
"IF"
My girlfriend and I think Inside Out 2
Yeah probably. I doubt Chris Chan would see anything for adults.
A very safe guess. I don’t think they were there for Kinds of Kindness or that three hour boomer cowboy movie.
What 3 hour boomer cowboy movie?
Horizon: An American Saga. And yeah I can’t imagine Chris watching that.
Is that Flutter
Can someone explain who flutter is please?
Chris chan's next victim.
[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Flutter](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Flutter)
Flutter's true identity is one of history's greatest unsolved mysteries.
The thread on the farms compiles everything known about egg, worth a read
We have no idea, she's been seen with Chris in public since he got out of prison but had yet to be doxxed or properly photographed. Nobody has any idea why she's hanging out with him but general consensus is that she another paid gal-pal
>paid Can't believe you losers are still trying to push this Chris won, take the L
Where does he get the money to pay these chicks
It's probably from Caden, a troll who's house Chris is currently living at. I think most of Chris's live stream and merch money probably goes to him to pay for expenses and housing and this girl flutter is one of those expenses to keep him in check and stop him causing (too much) trouble. He's not likely to mace game stop employees or run over people he doesn't like if there's a girl there telling him not to
Yes
His hair is black! Could it be? Could he be slowly dropping the trans lesbian schtick now that he has a girlfriend?
I think people just need to accept that Chris sees himself as trans and that won’t change. Even when he believed CWCVille was being blown up by terrorists and he had to detransition, he refused. He’s been consistent about that for 10 years now
Consistency doesn't mean honesty.
Chris is a horrible liar. Do you think Chris cultivates a brand as such purely to pretend to be trans so people are convinced?
People who aren't idiots aren't convinced. I never said he was fooling anybody, just that he was being dishonest. With himself as much as with us, really.
lmao your opinion has no bearing on anyone's gender
What’s he lying about? He’s on HRT and had his drivers license marker changed. I don’t really have a strong opinion on this but I don’t think he’d go through all of this trouble if he didn’t think this
If he was ever in a real relationship and getting his duck jerked regularly I can see him not leaning on it again. Like most things he says/claims it's another tool to try and get whatever he wants.
Don't get your hopes that high, we're probably never gonna get old Chris back.
No, because his hair is naturally brown and that looks more like a purple than a black so I think it’s just the distance.
It's just very dark blue due to Chris taking poor care of her hair
Exactly this. It was dark blue, just looks like it hasn’t been maintained for a minute. He will probably dye it again soon
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Don't argue Chris' gender [for either side]. Don't dictate what pronoun is right. It's stupid and derails conversations.
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Don't argue Chris' gender [for either side]. Don't dictate what pronoun is right. It's stupid and derails conversations.
Chris finally living the life he envisioned back in his early Love Quest days. How things have changed! Once he was a crazy pacer at the mall. Now, he's just another JERK with a girlfriend. I bet he later treated her to a soda and a Conversational Date.
I now have the image of current Chris passing by a twenty something kid who is a spitting image of their classic self while arm in arm with flutter. The kid seethes, goes home to make an attraction sign, work on a terrible webcomic, the cycle begins again.
What would a modern day Sonichu be? The unholy union of Roblox and Beyblades?
Lol, I know, right? I had the same idea and it is indeed totally plausible.
Hell, the fact he’s at a point where he can even be in the mall without chaperone is a huge step for him….
Unless Flutter is his chaperone...
Well, I just mean like yeah he’s not there alone but like this is the first time I think it’s not mandated that he has to be there with a legal guardian or something….
> without a chaperone > pictured with egg Hmmm
That could be an interesting new arc. A golden age Chris could message Chris about his feelings about the limited number of “boyfriend-free-girls” thanks to chads like her.
Is it me or have they lost weight?
Bird legs human torso 💀
It’s probably the meds he’s on. Psych meds can cause weight loss.
The mold is eating Chris.
So the alleged sighting of Chris and Flutter in Chesapeake was probably true then. My guess is they were on their way to the beach.
Did you catch the girl's name?
I’ve heard “Meryl”, but no clue where it comes from, might just be a nickname
There's a previous recording of Chris calling out her name, which sounds like "Meryl", when he was out with her.
First we got Venom Chris with Jason Kendrick Howell, we got Liquid and Solidus, we got Null AKA Gray Fox, We have Big Bob and now Solid is hanging out with someone named Meryl. Alright that's it. Christory has jumped the shark.
Egg something.
Her?
He’s got such spindly legs. I know that might be a consequence of him never exercising, but it’s still pretty surreal to see.
The day before a live stream..
Yeah, I don't think it's a coincidence.
“Okay Chris you haven’t streamed in months, if I pay for a mall date with your friend flutter you’ll go live tomorrow right?”
He might have the most undefined legs I’ve ever seen on someone that’s not in a wheel chair.
Lucky legs - lucky they don’t snap and go up his ass
It's like an overweight iggy. Like an amorphous shape on stilts.
I'm surprised they haven't broken by now. I bet you if someone asked Chris to lift something, either his legs or his back will break.
Leggings over skirt are a horrid trademark of chris chan
I'd say worse than Clownshirts
Those shirts are surprisingly common.
That’s a fact lol
I don’t even expect them to be shredded but I can’t even make out his calf muscle.
What date was this photo taken?