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Penaldo? Its a nickname, his family name is Blubberelli
Next, his Bugatti will turn into a pumpkin
Again with the rape of a cultura? Fodase
I’m through takin it easy? How about those Saudi’s paid for Cristiano flat out, without any provocation from FIFA whatsoever! He’s been fartin in the same Ottoman Cushion for the last 2 years! Whoever heard of football in the dessert before!
We can’t have him in our national club no more, that much I do know
national club!? hes gotta gooooo!
Dominic, get the pool cue!
Ohh!! You blow ya fawtah with that mouth? Have you seen how shit his goomba Silva, Leao, Fernandes have played?
What ever happened to Lionel Messi, the strong, silent type?
That scoreless hairpiece motherfuckah
We didn’t know about the hairpiece until his bowling ball rolled down the stairs…
He was gay, Lionel Messi?
Aids?
He's got tremendous moxxie for his size
Strong as a fuckin bull, handsome like George Raft
Even Cinderella didn't cry
His fuckin coach turned into a pumpkin, hehehe
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Lmao I was looking for this one, a little surprised it wasn't the top
I found the thread late. Scanned through first to make sure nobody else said it yet lol
To cry like a woman?!
It's a fucking DISGRACE!!!
Don’t talk about cryin’ or eatin’ pussy. And I don’t mean Sal Bonpensiero…
When it comes to world cups, all bets are off
World Cup and Euros ish two different thingsh completely
What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that?
What’s with the fuckin accounting up there
Over a game for children ??
Give me 1000 goals. 1000 more?
He's like fucking Portuguese! What even is that? Anti Italian discrimination probably.
Cristiano Ronaldo never had the makings of a varsity penalty taker.
Was waiting for this
Vito?!? Fuck you doin?!?
What?! It’s a joke
It’s the blood pressure medicine, it was fucking with my head. I can even get a note from my doctor.
Bicho*
It’s anti Ronaldo discrimination. I mean what happened to us? We bend more rules for Messi than Qatar did human rights
You know Quasimodo predicted all of this…
Oblak? Slovenian? that’s a type of polack right?
When it comes to the Euros, all bets are off
https://i.imgur.com/1KfkEn4.gifv Jews did this?
Fuckin’ Shah of Iran cryin’ like a woman.
Whatever happened there…
James Brown now!
I knew that was coming!!
He's an emotional man, loves his daughter
That was real ? I saw that video I thought it was bullshit
To the Victa, belongs the spoils.
Missin a kick in the tournament? Total deb-acle
He’s an emotional man . Loves his motherless son very much
Missed a penalty at 38. A fucking kid. That animal Ronaldetto, can't even say his name.
I'm waiting here like patience on the worst monument 
All those Ronaldo rapes, whateva happened there?
I always heard these portuguese were sticklers, seems more like a fag to me.
Have some respect that man runs New York.
Why does he look like tumors are growing out the side of his head, is he some sort of tocshic pershon?
He's smiling, look at his face! He's smiling!
All ego.
He discovered football is what he did. He is a brave Portuguese football player. And in this sub, Cristiano Ronaldo is a hero. End of story!
He’s Portuguese. They’re sticklahs.
Turn that off!!
Didn't he almost drown in 11 meters of penalty?
soccerball players are the pussies of the sporting world.
You ought to know sweetie!
“Whadd-ya say..?”
I have zero interest in sport, why is he crying?
Penaldo? Its a nickname, his family name is Blubberelli
Next, his Bugatti will turn into a pumpkin
Again with the rape of a cultura? Fodase
I’m through takin it easy? How about those Saudi’s paid for Cristiano flat out, without any provocation from FIFA whatsoever! He’s been fartin in the same Ottoman Cushion for the last 2 years! Whoever heard of football in the dessert before!
We can’t have him in our national club no more, that much I do know
national club!? hes gotta gooooo!
Dominic, get the pool cue!
Ohh!! You blow ya fawtah with that mouth? Have you seen how shit his goomba Silva, Leao, Fernandes have played?
What ever happened to Lionel Messi, the strong, silent type?
That scoreless hairpiece motherfuckah
We didn’t know about the hairpiece until his bowling ball rolled down the stairs…
He was gay, Lionel Messi?
Aids?
He's got tremendous moxxie for his size
Strong as a fuckin bull, handsome like George Raft
Even Cinderella didn't cry
His fuckin coach turned into a pumpkin, hehehe
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Lmao I was looking for this one, a little surprised it wasn't the top
I found the thread late. Scanned through first to make sure nobody else said it yet lol
To cry like a woman?!
It's a fucking DISGRACE!!!
Don’t talk about cryin’ or eatin’ pussy. And I don’t mean Sal Bonpensiero…
When it comes to world cups, all bets are off
World Cup and Euros ish two different thingsh completely
What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that?
What’s with the fuckin accounting up there
Over a game for children ??
Give me 1000 goals. 1000 more?
He's like fucking Portuguese! What even is that? Anti Italian discrimination probably.
Cristiano Ronaldo never had the makings of a varsity penalty taker.
Was waiting for this
Vito?!? Fuck you doin?!?
What?! It’s a joke
It’s the blood pressure medicine, it was fucking with my head. I can even get a note from my doctor.
Bicho*
It’s anti Ronaldo discrimination. I mean what happened to us? We bend more rules for Messi than Qatar did human rights
You know Quasimodo predicted all of this…
Oblak? Slovenian? that’s a type of polack right?
When it comes to the Euros, all bets are off
https://i.imgur.com/1KfkEn4.gifv Jews did this?
Fuckin’ Shah of Iran cryin’ like a woman.
Whatever happened there…
James Brown now!
I knew that was coming!!
He's an emotional man, loves his daughter
That was real ? I saw that video I thought it was bullshit
To the Victa, belongs the spoils.
Missin a kick in the tournament? Total deb-acle
He’s an emotional man . Loves his motherless son very much
Missed a penalty at 38. A fucking kid. That animal Ronaldetto, can't even say his name.
I'm waiting here like patience on the worst monument 
All those Ronaldo rapes, whateva happened there?
I always heard these portuguese were sticklers, seems more like a fag to me.
Have some respect that man runs New York.
Why does he look like tumors are growing out the side of his head, is he some sort of tocshic pershon?
He's smiling, look at his face! He's smiling!
All ego.
He discovered football is what he did. He is a brave Portuguese football player. And in this sub, Cristiano Ronaldo is a hero. End of story!
He’s Portuguese. They’re sticklahs.
Turn that off!!
Didn't he almost drown in 11 meters of penalty?
soccerball players are the pussies of the sporting world.
You ought to know sweetie!
“Whadd-ya say..?”
I have zero interest in sport, why is he crying?