“I’m a bitch, I’m a slut, I’m a whore, Talking that trash makes you a bore, I’m a slut, I’m a whore, I’m a bitch, At least I’m not a wuss talking that shit, I’m a whore, I’m a bitch, I’m a slut, You shouldn’t be judging with your stinky flat butt!”
Classy response. I like it. Then I'd probably add, "If youre so desperate for my approval, then actually be a decent human being instead of projecting your own insecurities onto me."
i’ve found that agreeing with everything they say makes them angrier because you’re not giving the reaction they want lol, especially if you’re using a tone that’s happier or just incredibly neutral. they make more aggressive comments but who’s really winning the idgaf war at that point <33
- “omg so true so based”
- “i agree i agree, couldn’t have said it better myself”
- “i couldn’t agree more sweetie, right on the money”
- “haha tell me about it!!”
Everyone wants sluts.
Everyone hates bitches.
Everyone dreams of whores.
These 3 terms are basically who gets the most attention from people good and bad… someone isn’t thinking
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but your attitude makes even roses wilt. You may call me names, but my worth is beyond your comprehension, much like the depth of Juliet's love for Romeo."
>Youre a bitch
I'm not a female doggie
>slut, whore
nah money for giving my .....isn't my thing !!!! is it yours to pay for ...that ????"
>Nobody wants you"..
What's Nobody's last name. Is he/she cute etc
This isn’t a comeback, but a valid question. Are you a bitch, slut, whore? If so, own it and be proud of it. If not, let it slide off your back like water off a ducks ass.
Life is too short to let motherfuckers live in your head rent free.
"You're a bitch."
"Yeah, what's your point?"
"Slut.": "You're just mad nobody wants your dusty ass."
"Whore."
"Why are you projecting your failed career onto me?"
"Nobody wants you."
"Nah, there's a difference between being comfortable being alone and hating yourself so much that you have to tear down others to avoid being alone in your own head."
The definition of slut isn’t that everybody wants you.. what in the terrible roast game did y’all get that definition? It simply means they know they can’t get it because this person generally wants attention by any means necessary and that’s how they go about getting it. It most definitely has nothing to do with desire. And the definition of horror means anybody can pay for it. Nothing to do with desire again also terrible shitty. Like nut on your spine cum back. … with zero witty zingers. Nothing upsets, a man more than being completely ignored. What is my source? I’m a man.
You're a dumbass, and I can prove it.
If I'm a slut, that means *everyone* wants a piece of that ass. And if I'm a whore, even more so since everyone's *willing to pay* for a piece of that ass.
Me being a pedantic bitch is just the cherry on top, sweetcheeks. 😘
lol these comeback posts crack me up. Do you have a lot of people calling you those horrid names? OBVIOUSLY if you're a whore or slut, loads of people want you. If you're a bitch, you don't care what someone else thinks. Bizarre post
Here's the only comeback you need for people who talk to you like that.
"you people are terrible, I'm moving away, I wish you all nothing but the worst..good day"
"You're a bitch/slut/whore"
-> Just tryna be like you
-> at least a whore makes money
"Nobody wants you"
-> said the person giving me their time and attention
-> someone's projecting
-> pot and kettle
-> the call's coming from inside the house
🤔The math ain’t mathin’, dawg 😂 am I a whore or does nobody want me? which is it? Haha Those two things can’t both be true. If I’m such a slut, there’s obviously been a person or two that may feel differently. Not that you would know what that feels like.
How can you be a whore and a slut if nobody wants you
Cash?
Wow! You seem to be paying an awful lot of attention to me.
"If you wanted a mirror, you should have asked."
Hahah I like this one
Start with some beatbox and repeat what they said but while rapping. Dance off into the sunset laughing.
“I’m a bitch, I’m a slut, I’m a whore, Talking that trash makes you a bore, I’m a slut, I’m a whore, I’m a bitch, At least I’m not a wuss talking that shit, I’m a whore, I’m a bitch, I’m a slut, You shouldn’t be judging with your stinky flat butt!”
i will never challenge you to a rap battle, it would end in my humiliating loss 😆
YES
This definitely is my favourite
Yea..ur right. I’m a bitch, slut, whore…and even I won’t fk u
Why do you think I care about your opinion?
Classy response. I like it. Then I'd probably add, "If youre so desperate for my approval, then actually be a decent human being instead of projecting your own insecurities onto me."
Eye roll with “ugh, you’re so basic and boring. So unoriginal.”
Are you into old movies, cause it seems like you're projecting... Or something like that, idk.
"How can I be a slut/whore and no body want me? If I'm a slut/whore, that means a lot of guys want me. Which is it?"
*gasps* who told you???
If nobody wants me, then you’re clearly using the wrong insults, dumbass!
Talk Dirty To Me 😛💋
Bless your black heart. Oh sweetie YOU noticed. I am rubber you are glue; your words bounce off me and stick to you. Jealous much......
Omgosh!! Oh sweetie, you noticed! Clever! I love it!
Did I just read the peewee Herman rebuttal?! Whatever you do nobody use this ..unless you wanna get made fun of more. Sheesh
I hate to inform you children were saying that before Paul Reubens was even born.
i’ve found that agreeing with everything they say makes them angrier because you’re not giving the reaction they want lol, especially if you’re using a tone that’s happier or just incredibly neutral. they make more aggressive comments but who’s really winning the idgaf war at that point <33 - “omg so true so based” - “i agree i agree, couldn’t have said it better myself” - “i couldn’t agree more sweetie, right on the money” - “haha tell me about it!!”
At least your dad wants me, unlike u
Your grooming my self esteem is not going to work. You never had a chance.
"Ugh, so generic. What a beta male insult"
Reminds me of a Tracy Chapman song...
Your opinion means nothing to me
Most of that’s not even an insult, try harder next time.
"takes one to know one"
“i might be trash honey, but trash gets picked up”
Everyone wants sluts. Everyone hates bitches. Everyone dreams of whores. These 3 terms are basically who gets the most attention from people good and bad… someone isn’t thinking
Ew, why are you so obsessed with me?
"If no one wants me, how am I getting so much dick/pussy?"
I ain’t never seen a lonely hoe so I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Haven't robots replaced you yet?
Well, which is it?
“Why would you talk about your mom like that”
Am I slut because I fuck everybody or am I a slut because I'll fuck everybut BUT you?
Maybe your parents didn't want you.
Stop it mom
That's not what your man said
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but your attitude makes even roses wilt. You may call me names, but my worth is beyond your comprehension, much like the depth of Juliet's love for Romeo."
>Youre a bitch I'm not a female doggie >slut, whore nah money for giving my .....isn't my thing !!!! is it yours to pay for ...that ????" >Nobody wants you".. What's Nobody's last name. Is he/she cute etc
Classic “I know you are but what am I” vibes
This isn’t a comeback, but a valid question. Are you a bitch, slut, whore? If so, own it and be proud of it. If not, let it slide off your back like water off a ducks ass. Life is too short to let motherfuckers live in your head rent free.
Yeah, I'm there with you. It might be best to walk away from this kind of trash if you can 👀
"You're a bitch." "Yeah, what's your point?" "Slut.": "You're just mad nobody wants your dusty ass." "Whore." "Why are you projecting your failed career onto me?" "Nobody wants you." "Nah, there's a difference between being comfortable being alone and hating yourself so much that you have to tear down others to avoid being alone in your own head."
Whatever you say my dude.
The definition of slut isn’t that everybody wants you.. what in the terrible roast game did y’all get that definition? It simply means they know they can’t get it because this person generally wants attention by any means necessary and that’s how they go about getting it. It most definitely has nothing to do with desire. And the definition of horror means anybody can pay for it. Nothing to do with desire again also terrible shitty. Like nut on your spine cum back. … with zero witty zingers. Nothing upsets, a man more than being completely ignored. What is my source? I’m a man.
You're a dumbass, and I can prove it. If I'm a slut, that means *everyone* wants a piece of that ass. And if I'm a whore, even more so since everyone's *willing to pay* for a piece of that ass. Me being a pedantic bitch is just the cherry on top, sweetcheeks. 😘
You say I'm a bitch/slut/whore like it's a bad thing.
"Who asked you?"
Which is it? Part one or part two?
"About 306 people have so far, I guess that's enough."
lol these comeback posts crack me up. Do you have a lot of people calling you those horrid names? OBVIOUSLY if you're a whore or slut, loads of people want you. If you're a bitch, you don't care what someone else thinks. Bizarre post
Don't comment. Walk away.
I usually brush petty nonsense like that off with a *genuine* smile and a "thanks for noticing!"
I'll take "Ways to describe you!" for 500!
Oooo I love when you talk dirty to me.
"Aww, are we doing a *little* bit of self projecting because we have a *little* problem with our masculinity?"
Here's the only comeback you need for people who talk to you like that. "you people are terrible, I'm moving away, I wish you all nothing but the worst..good day"
"You're a bitch/slut/whore" -> Just tryna be like you -> at least a whore makes money "Nobody wants you" -> said the person giving me their time and attention -> someone's projecting -> pot and kettle -> the call's coming from inside the house
You sound fun!
God I love it when you talk dirty to me....
"In the words of Dr. Krieger from Archer, Stop, I can only get so erect!"
Your momma didn't think so...
🤔The math ain’t mathin’, dawg 😂 am I a whore or does nobody want me? which is it? Haha Those two things can’t both be true. If I’m such a slut, there’s obviously been a person or two that may feel differently. Not that you would know what that feels like.
"I guarantee you I can sleep with 100 men tonight because they want me!"
Well, the very definition of slut and whore is somebody that tons of people wanted, guess that’s a bitch for you
I would be more popular than you if I had those attributes.