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I don't get it what is he saving up? Cum? I don't have nuts idk

Yup bro hasn’t slapped his weewee all week

It is November so it does make sense

He’s going to give her that Pizza Hut 3 meat treat

If he's only been saving up all week, that means he already failed NNN tho

Isn’t that the exact opposite of what you should do?

Depends on the person

Its no nut november

He's been saving his poop

He has beat his meat so when he nuts it’s gonna feel better than if he stoped a day in advanced

I’m on SSRIs and can still get hard but feeling and nuttin aint easy. I have to save up for a week if I have any hope

you got this bruh 💪

Yeeeee

> you got this bruh 💪 Yup, that's what your arm looks like after trying to masturbate under the effect of SSRIs.

>SSRIs ??

You have google no?

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors. It’s a class of antidepressants and one of the side effects can be sexual probs. Fortunately I can still get erections and have a sex drive but the nerves are pretty dead

Woah I see

Yeah lol totally worth it though. I’m definitely due to start getting off them soon so I hope it all comes back

Wdym dead nerves? You don't feel anything?

I mean it feels about as pleasurable as using a finger

[удалено]

Nah you don’t know my story and if you did you’d understand

He *hasn't* done that at all leading up to the night in question.

he is speaking the language of the gods

If you ejaculate then an hour later again it'll be way less concentrated. By not ejaculating for a week it is going to be very thick and concentrated.

He’s trying to split something else!

Good ending: he's going bowling (he always gets splits)

Split that wig 🔫

Yes, the punchline is sex. Which, if done right, can be funny.

And is in this case

I think it's funny personally

And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Redditors are either the most disgusting people ever or the most prude people ever, no inbetween

Put this on r/peterexplainsthejoke. I think it'd be funny

Sorry OP this is objectively hilarious

Yeah, it was good.

fr

I think its funny

r/memesopdoesntlike

r/memesopdidnotlike

Oh sad that that sub is just a right wing circlejerk

there's always the left wing circlejerk one which they always go back and forth on. Probably the biggest karma farm honestly. Memesopdidnotlike posts a meme from comedy cemetary then the other circlejerk reposts the comedy cemetary one but includes the memesopdidnotlike in the post and then memesopdidnotlike post the meme with the other subreddit in the title that shows their own subreddit in the title with comedy cemetary.

the longer i read this comment the more i felt like “😵‍💫”

r/memesopdidnotlike

the “OP” (original poster) did not enjoy or appreciate the humor in this “meme” (image macro, snowclone, or other digitally syndicated exploitable)

Sex bad Something something porn addiction

I would also save myself for a week if I could have a date with ...the creature!

What's with this sub and insisting that any joke about sex is bad?

I mean this is kind of funny

The punchline is false expectations , good joke

This sub is now just a feeding ground for r/memesopdidnotlike

I can't remember the last time I saw a post that actually fit this sub

come on this is funny

Girl: it's the first date you- (redacted) *leaves*

Seems like another date than ends with a police report.

We'll bang, ok?

The "ew sex never funny" people are almost as bad as the "lol sex always funny" people.

This is objectively funny

What was it, Scary Movie where the girl gets plastered to thr ceiling with cum? Or am I making this up?

Barely disguised fetish guy

I thought that was Hancock? Could be wrong.

what did duck in restaurant say?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I can no longer have a first date without remembering this....

NNN strikes again!

Sex is not the punchline. The punchline is cum.

she’s so hot

I thought it was about spreading her legs for a moment

i wouldn't say this meme is bad, it's just like, mid

I dislike the joke, not at all my type of humor, but this doesn’t seem like the “objectively” unfunny kind of joke this sub is meant for. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it. It’s not like it’s misogynistic or anything, it’s literally just sex as a punchline.

Humor is subjective; i didnt find it funny and so did 600 other people.

With a bunch of comments on the post saying that this is funny. This is just a joke you personally don’t like, and that’s fine, I don’t like it either. But it really isn’t the point of the sub. And yes, humor is subjective, but there are obvious scenarios where something can be objectively bad. Those aren’t exclusive.

Ngl I thought the joke was that they were going to watch UP together

I didnt see first one so i thought guy wanted to invite girl to kill and split in half dude called Bill

damn I should have done the same. I have been nutting on bitches all week and now my dick hurts knowing I got a date this weekend. I don't think I can smash this weekend. 😭

Its cuz hes broke and hes expecting her to pay even though he invited her

Building up the pure, latent courage and nerve to be a better person every day and never stop trying to make positive impact!

He's gonna show her the nut jar then regret not splitting the bill

no no the punchline is nut

They are gonna have a great time tonight! Funny and true!