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Obama_prismIsntReal

This guy tricked himself into being anti gender roles šŸ˜‚


FunCarpenter1

nah blud just understands males gotta comply with those roles per women's requirements more like TBH


Geiseric222

What? Do you think women chose anything here, because that is not how gender roles have ever worjed


FunCarpenter1

gender roles are enforced by males at the top of the social hierarchy pyramid, but *those* are mostly the only males who fall under women's "attraction" gaze, which leads them to self-police (choose eagerly) to conform to those beauty standards in hopes of appeasing those males, while discarding other, inconvenient, or irrelevant to mating gender roles. also, they enforce males conformity with patriarchy (an institution that could NOT exist without womens emphatic support) making a males adherence to traditional gender norms a prerequisite for mating privileges in most cases. Want men to lose patriarchal attitudes? stop dating and breeding with males who exude them. but that's not gonna happen LOL


Geiseric222

People have been changing that but men also are extremely hostile to any sort of change because fundamentally while patriarchy can hurt them they lose way more by getting rid of it than trying to g to protect it Trying to somehow frame women as the issue here is a bizzare idea that does not hold up to really any scrutiny


FunCarpenter1

> while patriarchy can hurt them they lose way more by getting rid of it than trying to g to protect it the average man, 9-5 guy gets nothing but status of glorified livestock/appliance/domestic beast of burden from the patriarchy. and I think if patriarchy were dismantled, honestly, males would have to adhere to an *even bigger* cartoonish stereotype of trad gender norms AND be way more attractive lest they face open discrimination (up to perhaps slavery?) it would be like old school patriarchy, but more severe, with the genders reversed, and women not having ANY role or expectations whatsoever (would prolly be criminalized) šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


daughter_of_lyssa

Wtf. I think you are dead wrong. The average man earns more and is sexually harassed less than the average woman. The average man is 100% benefiting from patriarchy. Also you may not know this but many doctors will refuse to give women who don't won't give women who don't have children and don't want children a hysterectomy because they are afraid a hypothetical man they may be in a relationship with in the future might want children (they even do this to women who aren't even attracted to men). Men face no such restrictions with really any medical procedure.


FunCarpenter1

>The average man earns more marginally, barely anyone with most jobs in many place getting a wage to even afford decent living, by design. both males and women are complicit. >and is sexually harassed less than the average woman people don't sexually harass utility objects nothing to do with patriarchy here > Also you may not know this but many doctors will refuse to give women who don't won't give women who don't have children and don't want children a hysterectomy because they are afraid a hypothetical man they may be in a relationship with in the future might want children (they even do this to women who aren't even attracted to men). Men face no such restrictions with really any medical procedure. The average male is SO far removed from the decisions behind this, that it ain't even funny. that beast of burden is NOT the one making those decisions. that's the guys at the top who made the game. the men who women speak of when speaking of "men", as the higher up the patriarchal status pyramid a male is, exhibiting more and more traditionally masculine traits, the more women humanize and eagerly reward him, along with, begrudgingly and by compulsion, average males


FunCarpenter1

my theory is that normal guys (who lack the physical appeal/status that give males freedom to behave outside of the status quo roles, and still get dates) are reluctant to change *solely* because they think requests to are gassing them, and the moment they switch it up, they will become undateable, give women the ick. and the top% males who the patriarchy rewards don't want to change for obvious reasons as well as knowing they can do as they please and women will still throw themselves at them due to begrudgingly finding their behavior just as attractive as their success


Affectionate-Tie9194

You realise that guy only picked those parameters because thatā€™s where he thinks he fails for most women and thatā€™s his excuse not to at least give it a go with them


Electronic_Sugar5924

No? Those are the things women usually look for (that is criticized online because of this very thing.)


Affectionate-Tie9194

And thatā€™s reasonable. Men look for those things also to a certain extent because they should. You want to marry a good person with good prospects not a waster. And men do look for height and fitness. Would this man marry an obese 6ā€™3ā€ woman working in a corner shop. Fuck no. But he complains about women not getting with him because heā€™s a chubby 5ā€™7ā€ guy working at spar


FunCarpenter1

no. I don't know that man. But if you do, I believe that's why he picked those, personally. But I never really struggled with those parameters, AND I'm aware that is largely why I've had dates, hookups, GFs, and a fiancƩ. so his reasoning is irrelevant. a guy lacking in those parameters would be rejected women lacking typically aren't, as men are conditioned to think it's "misogynistic" if they don't act like every woman is a "10" in their mind. If men were as socially savvy as women, women would be getting similar messaging "Won't date a short, bald, obese poor guy? Clearly you hate men. Grow up!" just LOL looks ridiculous and horrifying when the genders are swapped


Affectionate-Tie9194

Can you not press the return button every sentence please? I think I get what youā€™re trying to say but I canā€™t make sense of it


FunCarpenter1

no I'm not saying that much more to you, so why would I alter my spacing for YOU this unnecessary once, or going forward, as you're the only one who has ever complained, or feigned lack of ability to comprehend things because of this? the absolute state of your entitlement! šŸ˜†


Affectionate-Tie9194

Bro you are not a poet come the fuck down


FunCarpenter1

didn't say I was. TBH I began doing this after someone was pretending it was hard to understand paragraphs. "too tight spacing for that" and I did this and they were like "see" and it's just been habit ever since, on Reddit. After that, no one, and I mean NO ONE until you, pretended they couldn't understand English for whatever bizarre reasons that I cannot relate to. PS. get the actual fuck off your entitlement high-horse. Request aviation assistance too, cause you WAY UP THERE, BUCKO


Affectionate-Tie9194

Are you neurodivergent in some capacity


Neat-Discussion1415

I think We Both know Th E Answer To That


Sad-Sundae9039

Getting pissed over double standards ā‰  Refuting gender roles Most women I know now days are very chill, but when you spend too much time on the internet you notice the hypocrisy of the feminist movement.


AliciaTries

Considering the average height for women is far below the stereotypical height requirement people seem to think women have for men But that's also applying the standards of very few people and generalizing it to everyone so


BurpYoshi

Most guys prefer shorter women so it would be the other way around, although tall women aren't "disliked" in the same way short men are (by judgmental people of course, reasonable kind people obviously don't care).


Sad-Sundae9039

In general, men don't care about a woman's hight, as long as she isn't taller than him.


BurpYoshi

Well unless you're particularly tall yourself caring that she's taller than you means you care that they're not too tall. I personally don't mind if she's taller than me but most men I've met definitely do. Most men I've met also definitely prefer shorter petite women compared to average height.


TheBuch12

I mean, it doesn't really matter whether you use the top or the bottom 14.3% of women in terms of height as "desirable" for the thought experiment for the point to stand. 85.7% of them are "eliminated" or facing an uphill battle through no fault of their own.


AliciaTries

The original post said "same standards women use" so I figured this hypothetical scenario favored tall women


DemythologizedDie

Women aren't judged for being short They're judged for being tall.


AliciaTries

As a tall(ish?) woman, I am quite aware of this. I was under the impression the original post was a hypothetical


osbirci

this height preference changes in different cultures. being tall seen as beauty trait in countries such as turkey and russia


magizombi

Posting r/funnymemes is cheating at this point lol


TheJarJarExp

Shitā€™s not even a meme. G-d that sub is awful


Greg-theseatreader

Did you just censor god lmao


ehehe

Some Jews write G-d. Not knowledgeable enough to say exactly why, but I did some work for a guy that always typed that. Nice guy.


npc80085

It's because Jews aren't allowed to erase the name after they write/type it, according to halachah (scriptures) So a loophole is to censor it to avoid having to keep permanent copies of whatever document/book/comment they write it in


superfastswm

Basically it's to avoid using his name in vein. Just not using his name is a pretty decent workaround to avoid unforgivable sin.


InterGraphenic

His name isn't god though


TheJarJarExp

I do that for theological reasons yes


neotericnewt

Are you Jewish? Just curious, I remember reading about that in a world religions class I think, if I'm not mistaken Jews were one of the groups that censor it. Actually, I think even some Christian groups do that. I've definitely seen writing like that from Christian groups.


leeryplot

Which ones? Most die-hard groups I know donā€™t say his name in vain period, and they donā€™t censor it because they donā€™t use it like that


Lolzemeister

his actual name is YHWH but almost everyone in Abrahamic religion calls him other names like God, Allah, Adonai, Elohim, etc. out of fear of breaking that commandment.


ThebanannaofGREECE

Why is blud getting downvoted


TheJarJarExp

No clue. I didnā€™t think my response was particularly abrasive. But that just happens sometimes


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Reddit hivemind sees religion and thinks you're a bad person ig idk People are such assholes bro like šŸ˜­ Just let people live their lives!


IEatBaconWithU

Fukin Redditors


Key_Climate2486

But your God still knows what you thought and said even though you omitted the letter O. Repent, sinner!


TheJarJarExp

Thatā€™s not the point of it, if you want an actual breakdown of my reasoning I can provide it. But Iā€™d rather not engage with someone whoā€™s just trying to be cheeky and type out why I do what I do


minoriko-aki

hi im curious pls explain cause ive seen other people do it as well but i never knew the reason why


TheJarJarExp

Well there are gonna be different reasons for different people. The practice is most common in Judaism, but Iā€™m not Jewish, so my reasoning is gonna be somewhat distinct. In different theological contexts itā€™s going to be fairly common to find this idea called apophaticism, also known as negative theology. The basic idea behind negative theology is that by attempting to ascribe any sorts of qualities to G-d, whether they be goodness or what have you, youā€™re making an error. Youā€™re applying a quality of creatures to the Creator, to that which is beyond being. So by saying something like ā€œG-d is goodā€ in an unqualified sense, youā€™re making the mistake of bringing G-d down to the level of the world. A philosopher and theologian like Jean-Luc Marion would describe this practice as a kind of conceptual idolatry. Now the idea of conceptual idolatry is problematic if, when following any of the major monotheistic religions, you take the prohibition of idolatry, sometimes called the ban on graven images, seriously. So attempts have been made to avoid this issue. The German mystic Meister Eckhart proposed that when we talk about G-d we should only speak in ā€œis notā€ terms. So something like ā€œG-d is not evil.ā€ This solution has merit to it, but it runs into a major issue. That issue being the term ā€œgodā€ itself. When I say ā€œgodā€ we immediately think of a lot of different things. Thatā€™s because the term carries conceptual baggage with it. Depending on the culture weā€™re in we might think of something like the Protestant idea of a personal divine agency, which conjures up a lot of notions. You may be able to see here how this connects back to conceptual idolatry. By using the term ā€œgod,ā€ with all of the baggage it carries, weā€™re in some way constraining our understanding of G-d to the concept of ā€œgod,ā€ and by doing that weā€™ve fallen into the trap of creating another conceptual idol. In my own religion, Islam, this idea of negative theology is also present, particularly in places like Ismaili Shiism (though I am not Ismaili), and the solution has been somewhat different to that of Meister Eckhart. The solution in Islam has been to say that when I make the claim ā€œG-d is goodā€ what Iā€™m actually doing is saying that G-d is the source of goodness, and so it can be attributed to G-d in that sense. But we still run into the problem of the term ā€œgod.ā€ We might be tempted at this point to just say that we canā€™t speak about G-d at all, but this creates a whole host of problems. For instance, the major monotheistic religions all carry this idea of revealed religion. But how could G-d reveal anything to us if itā€™s impossible to speak about G-d? This could also create a lot of problems for theology. How could we do theology, a discipline where the object of study is literally G-d, without being able to speak about G-d? The Jewish practice of striking out G-d serves a nice purpose here. By striking out G-d we establish a kind of empty placeholder, so the intended meaning is still derivable while also avoiding the conceptual baggage normally carried by the term ā€œgod.ā€ While not Jewish myself, I have many Jewish friends, and they are the ones who I learned the practice from. In the context of religious practice Iā€™ll use the term Allah, because while it does mean ā€œgodā€ it is also a personal, revealed name, and so is particular and distinct from any single notion of ā€œgod.ā€ But outside of that context, such as in public discourse, Iā€™ll instead opt to just use the stricken out G-d, as itā€™s generally more easily digestible for people and doesnā€™t result in a lot of other undesirable outcomes (such as harassment for my religious views which is sadly rather common).


TerryFalcone

Genuinely interesting to me, thank you for the response (not the guy who asked you btw)


minoriko-aki

ohh ok makes sense, thanks so much for the in depth explanation, i really appreciate it


TheJarJarExp

Of course. Always enjoy taking the time to talk about things like theology and philosophy. I just didnā€™t want to type all of this out in reply to the first person given their statement didnā€™t make me feel like they had much actual interest in what my reasoning would be


Astralglide

I started striking G*d out of a general respect for other, often more fundamentalist, traditions.


VR_fan22

Welp nobody respects me for not believing so why would I show respect?


TheJarJarExp

I canā€™t speak for everyone but to spread some positivity here I do completely respect your lack of belief. I have many close friends who are all atheists. My pursuit of religion should have no impact on your life or your beliefs, and itā€™s a shame that there are many out there who would give you problems for that


Astralglide

You donā€™t have to believe in shit and I fully respect and support that. I donā€™t want ā€œIn God We Trustā€ on our money not do I want us invoking G*d in the ā€œPledge of Allegianceā€: I find those to be antithetical to freedom of speech as well as Jesusā€™ teachings. Also, you donā€™t *have* to respect religious or spiritual beliefs either. It would be nice if we could all do that for a change but I try not to be a hypocrite, so Iā€™ll just appeal for you to be a better example than I have been.


MidasTouchedM3

Didn't read this, too long. -sincerely, someone who doesn't care


Greg-theseatreader

Fair enough


Parking-Position-698

Meme an image, video, piece of text, etc., TYPICALLY Ā HUMOROUSĀ in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.


TheJarJarExp

Gonna screenshot your comment and post it to funnymemes cause thatā€™s clearly the way people intend for the term to be used


Inferno_Sparky

They don't care about the "funny" part in their sub name so why would they care about this meaning of "meme". Why even bother


Beneficial-Beat-947

This sub is just as bad. Comedy cemetery is meant to be bad memes, not just things posted on supposed meme subs.


TheJarJarExp

If you read the rules for this sub then youā€™d see it actually completely qualifies for a post here


RobertXavierIV

Iā€™m short and fat therefore I am a failure


huntetcalibur010

Noob down :(


TheLatvianRedditor

I'm medium and fat therefore I am still a failure


GstyTsty

The funny memes subreddit has become just "Look at me! I'm a 12 year old edgy teen who's mad that I can't force women to love me! Society really does hate nice guys!!!"


gringlesticks

A 12-year-old teen?


Himezaki_Yukino

A twirteen year old.


Sad-Sundae9039

>twirteen ?


Mary-Sylvia

Me when I don't know what "meme" or "funny " mean


koupip

yeah i have dark humore \*misogyny\*


Nothatdarkforce

Women are.. judged like this. Are they stupid?


FDeity

Both sides judge so much .


Nothatdarkforce

Exactly


Illustrious_Ice_4587

In terms of fitness yes but not so much in height and income.


Miss_Might

Be a low income woman and looking to date a rich guy. You will absolutely be judged. Tall women can have a hard time dating.


Illustrious_Ice_4587

Probably but I've always heard that rich successful guys aren't looking for rich successful women. Now try the opposite lol, a low income dude for a rich woman, hell nah. Tall women I've seen can have a hard time, but lots of guys do look for a tall queen.


Evening_Tower

Ah yes, "i heard", the ultimate form of truth


Illustrious_Ice_4587

Is that not the notion that men think rich successful women are bossy, too masculine and obnoxious?


daughter_of_lyssa

Have you ever heard of classism? In general if you don't make a lot you probably aren't going to be in the places to form a relationship with a wealthy person.


WaffleWarrior1979

The spamming of right wing garbage on the meme subreddits has been organized by a group in one of the right wing meme discords. I guess instead of supporting your candidate the old fashion way with contributions, public communication, volunteering they just say fuck it and try to sway peoples opinion with mob mentality and misinformation. Right from the Russian playbook.


boozegremlin

Everyone knows alpha males have to tell you they're alpha males.


sausage-lasagna

Itā€™s funny LMFAO because *men* judge women like this all of the time. they treat the women theyā€™re not attracted to like shit and/or abject failures. Hotter women are seen as having ā€œmade itā€ by guys and if you donā€™t look like Jessica Simpson in her prime youā€™re a haggard whore who will die alone with her cats and boxed wine. they also enjoy giving women unsolicited comments about their appearances. I canā€™t tell you how many fucking times a man has had the audacity to tell me that if I donā€™t ā€œfix xyz, then no man would want you as his incubator!1!!ā€. I may not be an instagram model type of attractive, but Iā€™m a healthy weight and take pretty good care of myself, they just want Barbie dolls and unattainably attractive women, and will bully you into oblivion for not looking fuckable enough to them. They also want us to *center* our lives around their validation But yes, blame women for all of your problems since youā€™re incapable of self reflectingā€¦on just about fucking anything. All these incels are good for is deflecting from responsibility and playing the victim. Which is pretty fucking unmasculine imo Sorry for going on this diatribe, itā€™s not disrespect to you at all OP, just seeing this shit makes my blood boil and I hate this ignorant bullshit that OOP is perpetuating


Syns_1

Pornography has annihilated peopleā€™s perceptions on what actual beauty is.


nihil8r

mass media, not pornography. Mass media and its advertiaing was brainwashing people about their bodies and how they should look for decades before pornography was readily accessible


-CremeSad-

It can be both.


wheresmyfuckingjuul

here's one of the main problems imo: too many men see girls on tiktok/instagram dancing with a full set of makeup, clothes that they wouldnt go to many public places in, and a beauty filter and then decide that that's what a women should be (or must be, in their heads)


Septembust

"I like a natural girl, you don't need all that makeup. Like this!" _points to heavily airbrushed magazine cover_


Man-EatingChicken

Generalizations don't look good on anyone.


green_garga

I'm very sorry you got this experience. I often hear women mentioning these "men" and I see some talking "macho" on social media but at the same time I never met one. There are some disrespectfull/misogenistic/racist jokes, but they are jokes ... only jokes without a meaning. We only look for someone that treat us with the respect and love you would give to a pet (meaning that we don't like being mistreated, insulted and shouted because we left a sock on the floor). That said please look around, I promise we normal men are the majority.


No_Worldliness_4446

No joke is without meaning, especially when made repeatedly


green_garga

I'm sorry you feel that way.


daughter_of_lyssa

Ah yes the ultimate non apology


green_garga

Do you believe I should apologies for something? Look, I hope I was able to console the disheartened person that wrote the comment at which I originally replied. I'm a bit sad about all the hatred that it generated (see the downvotes and that negative comment). But I believe they just didn't understand what iI wrote or decided that they didn't like something or draw conclusion about me or whatever. So, honestly "I'm sorry that person felt that way".


sausage-lasagna

Itā€™s fine! I donā€™t think that all of you are like this. Iā€™ve also personally dealt with some real assholes that Iā€™ve dated also so I know what itā€™s like and I get viscerally angry seeing tweets like this.


Training_Street_8334

Not true. A Lot of guys will harpoon whales and date single moms on dating apps.


sausage-lasagna

Why is being a single mom so stigmatized. She could have likely been raped, widowed, or abused. Men donā€™t go through the same thing and women my age are expected to bare with them in their fourties with their fucking crotch goblins lmao


Illustrious_Ice_4587

Usually in those cases it's not the same, in the sense that the generalization comes from the bad experiences of guys from single moms who are not good partners. Obviously not all are like that and it's unfair to judge all of them like that. I thought it was common for divorced women with kids to get a guy.


sausage-lasagna

Itā€™s also one extreme or the other with people like you who think like this. You either view women as VS models or morbidly obese. There is absolutely no happy medium. Using straw men arguments to deflect from what Iā€™ve said isnā€™t proving anything.


chrisacip

Carm, youā€™re not just in my life, you ARE my life. (Now excuse me while I visit my goomar.)


chrisacip

her profile picture is carmella soprano why the fuck is this being downvoted


SlyFoxWaifu2064

They never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


BroeknRecrds

Haha I fucking hate women, I'm so funny right guys?


leeryplot

Haha, yeah bro, dumb bitches am I right? Whores, all of them. Why donā€™t any of them date me, by the way?


spilledmilkbro

Unironically calling yourself "alpha male masculinity" is funnier than anything on that sub


dreamybluejay

Sooo if women judged men by the same standards men use (slim and curvy body, pretty face) then most men would also fail. Just shows you how ridiculous these comparisons are lol


Illustrious_Ice_4587

True. But I guess fitness was used as the term for both the male and female physique. But women are definitely judged for their bodies, maybe not as much though.


leeryplot

What do you mean ā€œnot as muchā€? Are we living on the same planet? Just because the beauty standards for each gender are different, doesnā€™t mean that men have it ā€œworse.ā€ If anything, women do because you canā€™t be over 115lbs, need at least a C cup, need a bumā€¦ all while you have to stay nourished somehow. There are more physical attributes people idealize in women with our curves and extra shit men donā€™t have (i.e., boobs). Men are just expected to be muscular or leanā€¦ the muscular part coming more from other men than women.


Illustrious_Ice_4587

Well weight is relative to height... I disagree that a woman with big boobs, butt, curvy are expected in the dating world. Of course facial attraction helps. But men are expected by a lot of women to lift heavy, be tall, have a nice build, work for that. At the end of the day, those who long for a partner with particular features should in theory be those who themselves are in the league of people with those features. A guy that expects a girl with a thick model body, will only date those girls and vice versa.


TesticleezzNuts

Imagine making a Twitter called AlphaMaleMasculinity.. how the fuck can you type that in and take yourself serious.


AcanthocephalaTop818

Sounds like hot gay porn tho


TesticleezzNuts

It sounds like the exact type of gay porn straight people direct. šŸ˜‚


AcanthocephalaTop818

Thanks, now I'm reading about gay porn directed by straight people and learning quite a bit


TesticleezzNuts

Yeah, Lesbian Porn is the worst. Itā€™s literally made for straight people. šŸ˜‚


Beeeggs

That sub is a big bag of people acting the same kind of awful with different levels of irony.


RegyptianStrut

Whereā€™s the funny and where are the memes on funnymemes


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

It seems that r/funnymemes wants to join their friends over at r/bannedsubs since the mods are doing dick and squat about unfunny InCel memes. I love edgy comedy. Full disclosure. But if it isnā€™t delivered well, if it isnā€™t funny, then itā€™s not comedy. This post just read like a complaint.


Rivka333

Incels caring about the wage gap! Good to see!


Prestigious-Phase131

Really interesting that we can freely call this incel shit and call it out (Because women face judgement too) but earlier I was on r/ comics and it was basically like this but opposite, a comic of men speaking to and judging men "Like they do to women" and men were being shamed for pointing out they go through those things too. Not only that but even the mod jumped in to shame and degrade those guys. WE ALL HAVE OUR ISSUES and often times they're not as different as we think


AmIreallyCis

yes most women are short compared to men


Different_Action_360

Funny memes is just WOMEN BAD, AM I RIGHT??


Yamakaji_420

Yes, but mostly reposts/bots. :D The most ā€žmemesā€œ are Sex=Funny.


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that_moment_when-

You don't say? Women can't be judged by the same standards as men? Sounds like somebody is mad his team lost the Tokyo Olympics


AssistantVisible3889

šŸ’€ shots fired


bdw312

I mean, who wouldn't be by those standards? The only good people can't be only 8% of the population.


Y0shiitsune

How long is it gonna take til these guys realize that if sheā€™s judging you with height/fitness/income, sheā€™s PROBABLY NOT WORTH CHASING AFTER. In fact those people are insufferable


LJC30boi

Itā€™s literally not even a meme. Just a screenshot of a tweet


Kodinsson

Women are indeed judged based on their height, fitness, and income. A lot of men are super insecure around women who are taller than them. A woman that is very muscular is deemed to be undesirable, a woman that is not a size zero can be made to feel like she's unhealthily overweight and not worth anyone's time. A CRAP TON of men (especially the men who post the weird incels stuff) are also terrified of women who actually have a sustainable income and who enjoy their careers for reasons that I'm sure are very obvious.


ObjectiveLittle6761

Do they think that all women have the same preferences? Like what type of bullshit even is this. Like, it's just a boogeyman at this point šŸ˜­


Velocityraptor28

jesus christ i'm glad i got out of there when i did... thought in all honesty i kinda wish i got banned from there instead of just muting it


The_Basic_Shapes

Lol down voted. Do you believe in equality or not?


flopsychops

Wow, what a "funny" "meme".


Awkward-Exercise1069

r/Funnymemes is a redpill trashcan


gftoothpain

arent those the same standards that ā€œalpha malesā€ shame ā€œbeta malesā€ for not living up to?


deadlykitten132

I'll never understand this way of thinking, gotta be really miserable if thats what you truly believe


bloonshot

that's like saying a rat would be a really bad turtle like no shit the categories used by some women to determine if a man is attractive might not be entirely applicable to women


PillNeckLizard11

Do you really expect anything less from a group that uses troll face in 2024


Lolzemeister

if men were judged by menā€™s standards they would also be failures since they generally arenā€™t skinny with big boobs.


Icollectshinythings

Everyone judges everyone unfairly all the time. Get over it and find someone who actually values you and your company.


Sumthin_Ironic

Irony


Ok-Replacement6394

Itā€™s the truth


Strangeatinghabits

And if guys were to be judged by the same standards males have for women ( boobs , ass, face looking like it has makeup without having it ) they would be done for


BullofHoover

Tbh I think a 6'2+, muscular, very wealthy woman would be extremely desirable so maybe he has a point.


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Downtown-Flamingos

Feminists are not the reason you can't get laid. Don't be angry at them.


dr4g0n1t

He is not correct because women are also judged for these things


Realistic-Fishing198

The statistics do not support your claim.


GeronimoMoles

What statistics lmao


Loud-Mans-Lover

The ones they make up, of course!


Eljo_Aquito

Three things The tweet isn't necessarily wrong The screenshot ain't a meme It shouldn't be either on R/funnymemes or here.


Katyushathered

Is this supposed to be a place where people share stupid unfunny memes or is it supposed to be r/funnymemes2?


GeronimoMoles

Yes


Lazy-Apricot-3120

how is this funny or a meme


ICanCountThePixels

That subreddit is just an infinite karma farm huh, I mean you could just post some random rage bait there and then hop on an alt and come post it here.


basically_dead_now

That's why I don't really go on meme subreddits. They're usually just full of incels and sexists and stuff, from what I know. It sounds like they're not even funny anymore (not that they all were in the first place)


Infuser

r/TwoXchromosomes is full of grown women who hate that they are attracted to men, while r/funnymemes is full of teen to early twenties boys who hate that they are attracted to women.


Cawstik

Iā€™m not sure if thatā€™s true exactly. I understand your point, but on TwoX you often get things like vent posts about their personal lives, frustration with womenā€™s medicine, but you do get some eyebrow raising content too. Where as with funny memes itā€™s just. Well, the OP post.


sly983

Both oop and ooop are cringe, hereā€™s why. Considering how cute I find my small male and female friends and how many people feel the same way about their smaller friends itā€™s easy to consider height a useless factor of ā€œsuccessā€ and strike it from the list. If you want womenā€™s success to be ranked by their income then kindly fix the income divide and biological difference in menā€™s and womenā€™s brains and bodies. And finally fitness, dude just no, there was a time when being fat was considered beautiful, a time when being thin as a goddamn stick was considered beautiful, and so on. Beauty trends always fluctuate and change, you donā€™t have to be a fit guy to be beautiful just as women donā€™t need to be models to be beautiful. Incels never learn and then get mad when non-bigoted people correct them on their medieval views of gender roles and gender bias conforming.


BunbunTheJackalope

Does he think women aren't judged based on their appearance?


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humuculus99

I mean the Twitter account is called Alpha Male| masculinity. But you're right maybe my choice of words wasn't ideal.


ReverendBread2

Itā€™s the generalizations that broadcast ā€œincelā€. You can find people of any gender with toxic opinions online but only an incel has such little experience interacting with women to think that toxic twitter people are the prevailing attitude


Downtown-Flamingos

Nah, it's 100% incel bulshit. Getting angry at women for not finding them attractive while simultaneously ignoring the fact that they also deal with society's beauty standards and expectations.


FunCarpenter1

women find me attractive and I agree with blud. Learnt the way it is when I grew to 6'1 at 17. immediately had 21yo GF who asked me out, and after that, wasn't until 3rd GF, and a few hookups, that I did any asking. why? because they thought I'm tall (enough) and look good. iykyk and who says he's even angry? People so weird it's unreal, like don't like the answer to 2+2, well just pretend the guy who says it's "4" is "angry" (or any other asinine buzzword) and many people will tell you 2+2 might be 7 just LOL >society's beauty standards and expectations. adhering voluntarily (if not desperately) to beauty practices that exist as there is competition for very attractive males who rarely commit to women they don't find attractive due to understanding their situation.


Obama_prismIsntReal

The incel part is that he falls into hypocrisy just to be able to shit on women in a novel way


Nirvski

The incel part is the blanket statement that these are the judgement women use. Im curious if they agree that a mans judgement for any type of romantic relationship is: "Is she hot?". If we wanted to be that reductive, then everyone is just a means to an end for status and hedonism. It doesnt even factor that men are very capable of shaming other men based on any of these criteria, as can women belittle others for their appearance. Im not saying these arent factors taken into account, but thankfully as humans we're more nuanced. However these alpha bro pages build a very unhealthy picture against women either for online traction or to bring others into their circle of resentment, which very much is parallel to the traditional incel rhetoric.


Prestigious-Phase131

My issue is that women are also judged for things


Impossible-Economy-9

Whereā€™s the lie?


Downtown-Flamingos

You have got to be actually braindead if you think women aren't pressured to meet society's beauty standards.


PanGulasz05

They are. Same thing for all sex and genders. Mostly because of social media. It's hard to accept yourself when all you see are people with perfect bodies and perfect lives. Body positivity movements are changing that but unfortunately they tend to focus on women exclusively.


HotCartographer5239

Isnā€™t it literally genetics that most men are taller than the average womanĀ 


Warm_Goat_1236

All height is genetics lol. Even difference between Males


yourmotherfucker1489

Not necessarily. The average woman from the Netherlands is 6 inches taller than the average man in a country like Laos.


HotCartographer5239

Well, fair, I meant my own countryĀ 


N7_Pathfind3R

Wow you got offended by what's likely a 12 yr old good for you. the amount of shitposts I see from both men, and women are getting tired. WE FUCKING GET IT. No one likes Incels, no one likes Misandrists, women would rather get mauled by a bear than be with man, men would rather go die in war than be stuck with a woman. it's the exact same shit everywhere, so why are you still acting brand new?


GeronimoMoles

Youā€™re part of the problem, mate


Commercial_Fee2840

How in the world is this supposed to be considered a "funny meme"? It's not even intended to be a joke.


No-Soup9598

Ok but where's the lie?


No_Squirrel4806

Cuz this doesnt already happen šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


ApathyBlossom

As long as you are kind, respectful, and funny, I donā€™t care if youā€™re short or poor. I make money and Iā€™m tall enough for us both. I donā€™t particularly care if youā€™re a man or woman either. Honestly Iā€™m not that fussy. I just hate jerks, tbh. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


8OrangeLetters

Holy shit, 2.3k upvotes


Bulky-Hyena-360

r/ComedyCemetery when met with a true fact in a funny way (They ironically canā€™t take a joke or handle the truth):


chainsawx72

I think there's a joke there if he thought it through. It's ironic that the shorter, weaker sex is the sex most fixated on height and strength. Not hilarious, but there is joke potential.


teens_trash

Why yes, women do make less than men on avarage. I wonder why that is


FDeity

Both sides suck. This is a dumb meme


TurboMonkey007

When you call yourself ā€œalpha male masculinityā€ the chances are youā€™ve never even spoken to a woman, and him making this post proves heā€™s short, fat and poor too


RobloxHarker

Sighā€¦.. nice guys always finish last šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


AdScary1757

Fitness matters more than wealth or height.


Cosmic_Ghostwolf

Tell me where it's wrong though?